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I think I’ll give the show a chance after all.
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>>219039486
Does she have vitiligo?
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>>219039486
Ah, a fellow gsirvitor fan.
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>>219039543
I don't think they have any spells yet at that point
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>>219039596
:)
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racism isn't funny
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>>219039421
>>219039486
i'm going to have a very hard time on purpose telling what is edited and what is real when this garbage finally comes out
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>>219039819
wrong
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>>219039819
No, it's not funny that a race swap happened.
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>>219039421
>AYO POTTER, YOU TELL YO PUNK ASS FRIEND WEASEL I HEARD HIS NEW "SPELL"
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What the fuck is that in OPs image?

Is black snape really grinding or drifting his broom like a car causing sparks?
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>>219040078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zud9LhR8Ytk
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>>219039819
it is when it's White men doing it, but when it's beaners like OP, and the vast majority crying about nigger snape, that won't make fun of the little muttoid girl hermione it isn't
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>>219040121
Try having chatGPT rewrite your posts to be readable
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>>219040114
3/4th of this is really good
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>>219040356
more like 3/5ths
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>>219040519
why was this deleted?
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>>219039421
I was singing this song in my head all day at work today. A couple times "I'm black Snape" accidentally slipped out.
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>>219039421
Who asked for this?
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>>219040606
tranny janny hates froggo
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>>219039617
ily
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lol this entire movie is a tranny cope
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>>219039421
Someone who is not retarded, please explain this to me. I don't care of you hate or love HP. How the fuck are they going to extend this shit through at least 10 years? The original series already consumed the casts life for that amount of time and they were only movies. How can 10 episodes per season be sustainable? Every original movie becomes extended from 2-3 hours, to 5-6 hours. Am I crazy, or is this shit way to much?
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>>219041167
>How can 10 episodes per season be sustainable
tv shows used to to 24 episodes a year for a decade
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>>219039421
Someone needs to ai in a bicycle with him weaving in and out of traffic popping wheelies.
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>>219041167
They'll just use AI to de-age the actors. :^)
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>>219041266
Yeah, but the main story doesn't have that much to it. If they did some spin offs, sure.
>>219041353
They don't have enough content to make that relevant in 5 years, not even close to 10
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>>219041285
>a bicycle
So make it less funny? But I agree he should be weaving in and out of oncoming traffic while doing his wand wheelie. Also a scene of him robbing a liquor store with a wand, and smoking crack from his wand.
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>>219041449
I can easily see the books translating to six hours of material
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>>219041167
Halve that episode count from season 2 onward.
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>>219041167
potter plebs are the biggest consoomers out there
they'll have an audience for the same dogshit forever
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>>219039486
>”fight back you ni-“
>gets blasted back by Snape
Can’t wait for book 6
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>>219041559
I could see that as well, but if the first 3 seasons/books are just ok, what happens at Goblet of Fire? GoF is like 2 books in one.
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>>219041690
Maybe trim some fat? IDK. Im just hoping they dont take shit out, while also adding OC filler. I want a 1:1 of the books, not fanfiction
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>>219041645
How does that work though? The last 4 books are way more complex than the first 3.
>>219041669
That's accurate, I'll admit, because I like the universe. But over 10 -12 years? Idk, people get bored after 2 hours already
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>>219041744
What's the fat though? I'm not outright disagreeing, I just thought the cut the fat already in the movies
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>>219041285
>>219041465
did this instead
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>>219041848
Couldnt say honestly. Havent read the books since I was a wee lad
>>219041900
keked and cheked
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It’s going to be as bad as Rings of Power but have the built in audience of the Disney+ Star Wars shows.
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>>219041998
o massa dumbadoh dem hawgz!
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>>219041783
>That's accurate, I'll admit, because I like the universe. But over 10 -12 years? Idk, people get bored after 2 hours already
You really don't understand how retarded people(especially potter fans) are and have no problem seeing the same trash over and over.
Just look at the walking dead show as an example. sure its rating completely tanked from 20million to 1m-2m, but it still had enough people watching for 12 years for them to make a bunch of spin offs that most people don't even watch.
The only thing thats going to stop this dogshit is if the Ellisons just want to drop it to cut costs. And they wont do that because of what I said here >>219041669
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>>219039421
We already got ghetto hogwarts on key and peele.
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>>219041938
Fair enough. I think there's maybe 50% more content, that could be pretty cool to see. But they'd be better off making a story post Voldemort, with cameos from the surviving characters. Redoing it it's a mistake. Ultimately though, who cares. We're gonna laugh anyways
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>>219042126
That's true if it was 10 years ago. Have you noticed we aren't even the core component of Black Snape hate?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zud9LhR8Ytk
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Hogwarts Legacy was a massive success despite of the controversy.
Yet chuds still delude themselves thinking this series won't be a hit.
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>>219042359
>Yet chuds still delude themselves thinking this series won't be a hit.
were just making fun of something, quit acting all srs bzns
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>>219042214
I promise you that if he gives even a remotely passable performance they'll slurp it up like most people here.
The whole "uh haha i'm going to hate watch it, i'm totally not an effeminate male" you see being posted when people get called out is complete cope.
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>>219042359
Hogwarts Legacy was a success because of 'chuds' how delusional are you? It was only the troons that boycotted it
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>>219042452
yeah but it's also a woke pozzed tranny game so WB won either way
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>>219042416
You can promise all you want, that means nothing. I sense panic in your prose, young jannykin
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Someone do an AI video of those black kids riding their bikes into traffic and swerving at the last second but it’s snape on a broom
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>>219039486
I've always thought about that comparison. Based JK, once again.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtnt84CDP-s
This is the real harry potter remake
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>>219042359
yea and HL did a better job creating Hogwarts than this grimdark slop
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>>219042478
>yes im wrong, but that proves me right!
niggawatt
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>>219042478
You sound afraid, loony troons
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>>219042452
This. The anti woke brown right spent months shilling a DEI filled ubislop zoggame (with a tranny hero too mind you) to own the same people the game was for and still bought.
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>>219041669
>potter plebs are the biggest consoomers out there
not even close to star wars fans
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>>219041167
Black Snape will feed families as long as he's on screen. The memes alone will be half the marketing for this.
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>>219042561
what the fuck am I reading?
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>>219041167
>Someone who is not retarded
oof. can't help ya.
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>>219042561
I love when leftists who worship brown people and trannies then also try to associate the anti woke people as being brown trannies at some strange form of attack

Its a level of schizo that is just amazing to witness

>I love brown trannies
>but also I hate brown trannies that dream chuds are!
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>>219042714
Fair enough
>>219042763
Also fair enough
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>>219039486
Why does she look so dirty?
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>>219039819
citation needed on that
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>>219042494
I highly recommend finding a /lit/ thread about HP or making one yourself and asking them what the deal is with peoples obsession with it.
You'll understand a lot about yourself too. This slop is 100% going to get it's full run because of the types, and picture related, I've told you about.
You could definitely make a case if it was some sort OC not about Harry Potter like the Fantastic Beast movies, but WB already know that which is why they're just retelling Harry Potters story.
This could also be canned if you know who can't cope with us not being able to beat you know who and just using a you know what to end the war
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>>219039421
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>>219040114
damn how did they ge-
>AI
fucking slop
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>>219042912
I respect your attempt at misdirection, but /lit/ doesn't give a shit about Harry Potter, nor should they. If you can't explain your perspective in one post, fuck off
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>>219042359
>Yet chuds still delude themselves thinking this series won't be a hit.

We need to screenshot this faggot to repost when a year or two from now and this shit got cancelled because of the "chuds review bombing it" (y'know, just like the Acolyte and Starfleet Academy).
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Why is Snape blatantly riding a broom in some muggle road
He's breaking the statute of secrecy and it's shown that he's quite anal on it
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>>219042723
hogwarts legacy was essentially webm. i was actually trying to find a different webm of a similar thing in bongistan which is why this reply took so long
the most powerful student was a sheboon exchange student from africa that comes from africawarts where they're so powerful that they don't need wands to "do magic"
one of the main characters is a tranny named sirona ryan. at first we were supposed to accept this because you would think "haha SIRona! THEY OWNED trannies! he even has a deep voice" as the scripted culture war told us to. however sirona is a reference to:
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sirona_(goddess)
>She governed healing, health, fertility, and agriculture, often invoked at sacred springs and temples
the trannies who performatively boycotted this game got what they wanted
the game itself was a boring open world game like most of ubisofts games
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>>219043504
Hey, tranny. We see you. Your prose is gay from a mile away. Your false flags don't work fag
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>>219039486
>you've got dirt on your nose
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>>219043354
that was White Snape
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>>219043723
you wish it was that easy you fucking tasteless /v/eddit parasite
we've completely destroyed trannyism already. we finally got the mainstream to see them as the mentally ill freaks they are.
the only thing people think about them when brought up is that they're school shooters and need to be put down. their IDs are becoming invalid across states at record speed too
the only time they're talked about on here is when you're getting scared that our eyes are setting on getting rid of browns next and you need to change the subject
seethe when you're back home pablo
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The memes are gonna be glorious. Nigga snape was a thing they thought would be good.
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>>219039819
ahah
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>>219041167
>Original movie
Lmao
Do you have any idea how much story was cut from each book to make each movie? Goblet, order and half blood prince are barely recognisable.
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>>219042359
Normalfags are ripping on the snape casting just as much. I've seen tons of blatantly racist comments and posts on Facebook shitting on nogSnape.
But, yes, the first season will probably be a success regardless. The real question is can they keep the audience engaged or will it drop drastically from season to season.
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>>219044011
That's all true. But you're still a fat bitch. >>219044167
Yeah I do. One you hit Goblet, there's a lot of missed content. But enough to double the length fucktard.
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>>219044011
Actually, let me double up. You suck at shiling
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>>219039421
HEY TAVISTOCK 2 0. YOU'RE RETARDED AHAHAHAHA
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>>219039486
kek
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LMAO YOU CHANGED YOUR GOOGLE ARTICLES AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>219039819
>eradicating white characters by race swapping them
>not racist
>making fun of it
>RACISM!
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Funny how WB and their media Allie’s did a preemptive strike on this.

In just the 5 days leading up to the trailer reveal, we got the following stories dropped

>Black snape actor got death threats! No he won’t show them
>HBO increases security for Harry Potter cast amid concerns of attacks by chuds
>Rowling again refuses to endorse an academic and literary boycott of Israel isn’t she evil!
>Rowling is celebrating the Olympics banning trans people isn’t she evil!
All this shit was a setup knowing the trailer would provoke a reaction.
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>>219044946
>Allie’s
holy ESL
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>>219044946
You're 100% correct. And it still didn't work
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>>219045001
They're trying to align themselves. They are bad. Agree with them and watch the meltdown
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>>219039421
WE CAN SEE YOU
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>>219045001
Too many ww2 posts made it autocorrect to that
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>>219039486
Jk wtf?
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>>219039421

I don't remember seeing that in the trailer. But then again, I usually watch trailers at like 1.50x or 1.60x speed.
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>>219045424
>watching trailers
literally could not be me
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That kid who played young Ben on Lost should play an older harry potter.
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>>219041167
Is this the first time you've encountered a television series?
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>>219039819
You're correct, it's very funny.
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>>219039819
Tell that to casting crew of HP show.
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>>219045850
Is this the first time you've spoken English? Fucking retard
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>>219039486
What video game are these screencaps from
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>>219039421
We still see you ahahahaha
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>>219045881
Are you implying that I couldn't understand your dumb thought because your english is just that good?
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>>219039421
So, what funny moments will Snape race swap create?
>Whole S1 will have Harry suspecting the only black professor in trying to steal the stone.
>Nevill's main fear in S3 is black dude coming out of his closet
>Marauders in S5 will try to lynch the black classmate (who also is literally nazi in the book).
>S7 will have black guy trying to hit on white redhead; white redhead will refuse to be a coalburner and date successful white athlete instead.

Anything else?
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>>219045935
Yeah obviously. You've had to ask two questions and you still don't seem to understand. Are you sure you're not retarded?
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>>219039486
Why does she have shit smeared all over her face
It's not like she's a fucking chimney sweep
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>>219046004
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh I'm dying lmao
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>>219046022
You asked how it is possible that someone could work on a tv show for ten years as if that was unprecedented. Here is the post where you said that.
>>219041167
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>>219046004
>S3 black man suddenly appears out of nowhere and disarms dangerous white criminal
>Harry attacks black man instead
>this proves to be the correct decision
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>>219046004
>only black guy joins a gang and immediately turns snitch
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>>219046004
>Black Snape will try to reverse theft card in Goblet of Fire claiming it is Harry who stole Polyjuice ingredients from him.
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John Lithgow dies after S2 wraps filming.
Screencap this.
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>>219046095
And you're just reiterating what I've already said. Can't think for yourself? Can't make go your own mind? Give a real answer or shut the fuck up and stop wasting space
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>>219041449
A show like Xena Warrior Princess doesn't have a lot of plot either. Hell, fucking LOST has over a hundred episodes, and barely anything worthwhile happens in any of its seasons.

You can drag shows on indefinitely if you want. And when the money runs out, it stops abruptly. This will happen to the HP series too, if it's not profitable enough it will just kind of end and nobody will be happy.
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>>219046196
what is your question?
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>>219046196
Make up*. I'm getting ahead of myself cause you're all disingenuous cunts
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>>219046126
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>>219046238
Why can't you form your own opinion?
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>>219046207
Xena had lesbian romance though. Is Hermione gonna bang Ginny in this series? No? Then shut the fuck up
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>>219046272
about?
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>>219046332
Anything lol. Look at this fag, he can't even think
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>>219046329
Maybe, LGBT content is highly popular these days. They missed the chance for casting Draco as a girl like in the musical though.
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>>219046353
you have the energy of an op making incoherent posts to drive engagement in her thread and I'm here for it.
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>>219046376
You know what's more popular? A good storyline. We see you lmao
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>>219046388
You have the energy of incompetence and you exemplify it perfectly. I'd rather you learn not to be so disingenuous, but that's never going to happen
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>>219039421
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>219039486
Mudblood
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>>219039421
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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>>219046004
>black teacher openly favors his own group
>doodled in his schoolbook about the illegal shit he was into and how he did them (curses, etc)
>shoots his boss dead, hyper-sympathetic government lets him get away with it
>white friend from school regularly goes to him for drugs that one year they ended up working together
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>>219042416
>like most people here
One of the most truthful takes I've seen in years on this board. For all the vitriol that gets flung around here, /tv/ watches as much of this dogshit modern crap as any mother-of-two, millennial, suburbanite mom.
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>>219046647
/tv/ has always been r*ddit incarnate.

>claims to hate capeshit, star wars, HP
>marvel and star wars sticky, constant threads aboug the three
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>>219046423
Good storylines are absolutely not popular on streaming television lol. Just look at Stranger Things, this show will follow that model most likely.
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>>219046812
I actually agree with you, but HP is still interesting enough for us to debate somehow
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>>219039421
Did you know 90% of people do the moonwalk wrong?
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>>219040114
This has sold me on this show more than the actual trailers, kek
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>>219039486
kek
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>>219042359
Retarded chuds fell into the trap and supported a woke game to "own" the trannies.
They got played like fucking fiddles and they never realized it, not even these days.
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>>219047076
How many times do you need to be outed fucktard
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>>219042359
What controversy, nigga, it was the trannies bullying people that dared to play the game

In fact, I would go to the extent that there are more trannies mad about this show, than people mad about Niggerius Snape.

I hope it's an actual hit, JK Rowling get even richer, and she invest that money back into dabbing on you mentally ill degenerates even more
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>>219047076
Hogwarts Legacy was an ok game it was a standard puzzle and exploration game. Its not worth ths $70 release price.
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>>219039421
soulless color grading
https://youtu.be/2_dFGHBLcmU?si=_kVuo6A8gNzC-KMM
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>>219047587
The last 4 movies also had this awful green filter
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>>219039596
What is this, some tumblr biz I shouldn't want to delve into anymore? QRD please.
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The trailer being edited like it was a new season of Breaking Bad was hilarious
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>>219046004
The whole Mudblood and racial hatred from the black guy to predominantly white folk will be such a vibe
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Harry Potter lost all appeal when they turned into (literally) dark young adult stories.

First 2 movies is the peak
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>>219041167
>Am I crazy
yes
>or is this shit way to much?
not at all

you are retarded
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Sirius is also going to be a nigg
His name is literally black
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>>219048105
You sirius nigga?
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>>219048105
Black could be anywhere
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>>219039421
It's going to flop bad, isn't it?
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>>219048234
Nah, especially not first season.
But they overplayed their hand, even normalfags hate it.
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>>219047903
It was always that you’re just retarded for letting a little color grading fool you. Are we going to pretend chamber of secrets was all sunshine and rainbows? What about the fact that the villain in the 2001 movie wore a turban. David Hayman said he literally cast Radcliffe because he had a haunted quality about him. Kys retard.
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>>219039421
new harry, ron and draco are icsh
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>>219048234
No, it won't. Shitlenials are mentally ill, the defining characteristic of their generation.
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>>219048234
>>219039421 (OP) #
>It's going to flop bad
>>219048406
>even normalfags hate it
>>219048455
>Shitlenials are mentally ill
cope
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>>219040435
underrated
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>>219048502
Kill yourself faggot scum
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>>219042855
That's just the colour of her skin anon.
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>>219048572
eat shit normalfag
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>>219039421
is that one of those low flying broomsticks?
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>>219039421
Nigga stole my broom.
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>>219048234
it'll do fine but there's no way that they'll do the entire series
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>>219039819
The very essence of humor is the nature of taboo. Anything socially taboo has an element of humor to it.
So long as "racism" is taboo it will be fertile ground for humor, and the MORE taboo it becomes the MORE true this will become.
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>>219039819
what's really not funny is how certain demographics are prone to violence, dysfunction, poor standardized tests, poverty, rape, etc.
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>>219039543
No she isn't afraid of heights
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>>219048234
kek no.
Harry Pottah is a massive brand.
They need to pull off The last Jedi or some shit to kill it
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>>219042359
>>219047076
>writing literal reality-fanfiction about the """chuds""" and things they supposedly did
Mentally-ill behavior.
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>>219049336
harry potter vs the last jedi
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Andrew Garfield is getting cancel'ed Kek
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>>219039819
N
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>>219041167
It's not possible but the producers likely aren't thinking that far ahead. Nowadays non-cable shows take 2-3 years just to film a single season. By the time we hit year three the Harry Potter actor will already have a full ass beard.

Odds are they'll just pivot to AI, everyone will lose their minds, and itll be canceled before order of the Phoenix
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>>219041998
>the built in audience of the Disney+ Star Wars show
So it will have no audience and be a complete viewings flop?
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>>219048841
Zaaaaaayuuum
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>>219049336
They are just doing it
Reception to it is largely negative, everybody is shitting on Snape. First season will be a massive hit, just because it's Harry Potter, after that not so much.
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>>219039421
>New Harry Potter trailer hit
awww sheeeit, yo
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>>219039421
How many people is this show going to piss off?

>"Chuds" and purists who hate Black Snape
>Purists who hate any deviation or addition whatsoever
>Casuals (like me) who never read the books, but mildly enjoyed the movies, and will be eternally comparing the casting decisions

Teach Adam Driver how to do accents, throw the black robes on him, and I don't think anyone would have complained. It would have been the ultimate redemption after Kylo Ren.
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>>219039819
True. I wish the /pol/tranny tourists would fuck off back to their containment board.
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>>219039819
You sure. That fake video and the song were pretty funny.
Maybe you are jaded as fuck bro, get that checked.
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>>219050237
"Casuals" and "Normies" hate black Snape and shit like that to begin with.
You're trying too hard to aim for the "muh both sides" fallacy. Normies do indeed notice shit like random and obvious race-swapping and find it jarring & weird, and will openly admit as much. Leftists have just gotten way too comfortable with the status-quo up until now being that openly admitting as much was socially verboten, and they've fooled themselves into thinking that that's just the NATURAL state of things. It isn't and it never was, and instead is only a very recently-invented social contrivance that is now rapidly coming to an end.
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>>219050332
>You're trying too hard to aim for the "muh both sides" fallacy.

I'm not even thinking about it that deeply, just how ill-thought-out this whole thing is.
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>>219050237
They want to piss people off. Controversy makes people talk and is free marketing.
They can also use it as a shield to deflect criticism.
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>>219050156
The last Jedi "told" old fans they were irrelevant and not the targeted audiences.
HP ' blackwashing is stupid but it isn't that.
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>>219039486
Somehow she looks like an adult spic male
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>>219050531
It didn't work for Ghostbusters 2, basically every Star Wars show since Mando 2, Rings of Power, Snow White, Wheel of Time, any number of DC movies/shows/projects (remember "I Am Not Starfire"?), Willow, Indy 5, The Little Mermaid, Star Trek, Doctor Who, any number of Marvel movies/shows/projects (remember Snowflake and Safe Space?) etc.
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>>219042359
nta, but this show will be a hit, because the target audience is retarded eggless women, some homosexuals, and nostalgia coonsoomers. But mostly retarded women with no eggs who have no inner monologue.
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>>219049701
?
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>>219050639
I'm not saying it's a smart strategy. But it is a big part of why they do it.
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>>219039421
Does anyone even know if they tried better casting options? Like Adam Driver would have worked great.
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>>219039819
Correct. It's just objective truth.
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>>219039486
HA
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>>219050531
>They want to piss people off. Controversy makes people talk and is free marketing.
If this were true they'd just hire/work with openly racist actors or some shit like that.
It's never solely about "controversy", because this shit exclusively only ever leans in one direction.
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>>219039617
Kek
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>>219050531
Harry Potter is one of the biggest IPs in history. Why would they need free marketing? The Muppets Show was a big hit and they didn’t need to drum up a controversy for eyeballs.
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>>219051616
They don't want it to be merely be a big hit, they want it to be the next big thing.
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>>219041167
Everything will probably be super truncated. Like, 3-4 episodes to cover each book. You can easily film that and pad everything out with CGI.
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>>219041449
the books got progressively longer as the series went on, and as such the later movies skipped a lot
for the earlier seasons they will have to add some filler for sure, but for the later ones they probably do have enough material
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>>219046029
Hermione was always a chimney sweep
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>>219040114
based

>>219043008
cringe
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>>219039819
wrong bro
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>>219039819
WRONG!
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>>219040114
>nerdrotic
yeah plebs that pretend to be anti-woke are gonna slurp this trash up like the good little zogpuppets they are and claim they're owning the trannies by doing it
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really gets the noggin joggin...
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>>219042855
shitskins tend to look like their skin is covered in shit
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>>219054319
They're going to turn 90% of characters into insufferable twats
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>>219044946
>Allie’s
great job ranjeet
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>>219054319
whats your xitter account?
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>>219050531
>Controversy makes people talk and is free marketing.
The Baby Boomer concept of all marketing being good marketing is absolute bullshit.
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>>219039421
>I think I’ll give the show a chance after all.
Only when I see the flashback scenes.
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>>219054319
it's nice to see Geddy Lee branch out from just music.
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>>219054319
black could be anywhere
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can you say the n-word on 4chan?
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>>219039421
I'M BLACK SNAPE
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>>219046004
They're going to change the story so black Snape was having an affair with Lily, thus cucking James and turning Lily into a snowbunny.
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>>219039819
"Racist" is a commie word invented to shame those who disagree with having their country raped by migrants. Look it up.
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>>219058006
No, you actually can get banned if you say nigger.
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>>219043920
LMAO, underrated
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>>219040114
Well atleast nerdrotic is finally dropping the act about how he's not an anti black racist. Hopefully critical drinker follows his lead and admits the same.
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>>219058061
oh ok good to know, thanks
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>>219055125
lol
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>>219040114
slop cringe
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>>219040114
unironic banger
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>>219055125
>drop it, nigga
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>>219039819
Everything can be funny, and all you accomplish by disagreeing is outing yourself as a no fun faggot tranny who has a stick up their ass. You probably unironically think that because you don't have any friends to tell jokes with because you're such an insufferable twat that no one can stand to be around you for more than 5 minutes without making some excuse to leave. All you have are a handful of people on some private discord who tolerate you because you have same political beliefs. Stop me if I'm getting warm
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>>219040121
You were also in MY " hawg dem warts" thread seething about non-existent beaners there too & calling me (the OP of that thread) a beaner, which I'm not. Take your meds, you fucking schizo faggot.
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>>219058710
man the 90s/early 00s were so nice, race relations were at the best place they've ever been in
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The actress for Hannah Abbott should've played Hermione
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>>219059128
that is a very precocious child
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>>219059128
The actress that plays abigail in Abigail was supposed to be hermione but she aged out by the time they figured out when they would start filming
very sad stuff
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>>219039486
No. They just found the whitest black child in the country
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>>219042855
Well they arent called cleanskins now are they
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Ugh I don't know why this made me so emotional. I'm sitting here getting teary-eyed at 30 years old because I grew up reading the books and watching the movies over and over again escaping from my trauma. Now my first born son who just turned 5 is into Harry Potter and I get to watch him grow up and experience a new version of this magical world.
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So is Universal going to re theme their whole best park or what? How about that joint in NYC where they charge people 16 dollars for a butterscotch soda? There's a world of merchandise at stake here.
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>>219059797
This won't last more than 3 seasons so I doubt those places are worried.
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>>219060038
cope
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>>219039421
WACHOO STOPPIN' ME FO?! I AIN'T EBEN DU NUFFIN!
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>>219039486
Hermjeeta says the nword with a hard r

always
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>>219039486
Brb just checking the archive to see if I’m the first to realize they made her look like that so it hits harder when they call her a mudblood
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>>219060305
HBO has already admitted it's going to be years between seasons. These kids will be in their 20s by the time they get to the third book and John Lithgow will likely be dead.
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>>219039421
Niggers always riding through traffic
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>>219039486
HARRY DID YOU WRITE 'NIGGER' AND PUT IT IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?
-lithgowdore asked calmly
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>>219046004
meh only funny if you're a racially-anxious racist
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>>219063542
what a beautiful and vibrant culture
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>>219059743
lmao
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If you don't like sunaype then you're a tranny
Rowling already confirmed that the first two episodes are kino and that papa ebonyu is an excellent snape
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>>219059743
We just copy pasting comments from reddit now?
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>>219064145
>Rowling already confirmed
Her sole redeeming feature is that's she's anti-troon; doesn't mean that she isn't pronogrification, prodei, pro destruction of everything decent and a raging femnazi. What she "confirms" means very little.
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>>219044946
The quality we have today isn't the same, from writers to actors to directors, so they know it's simply impossible for them to make something on par with what we had with the films.

$n'Ape is there for three reasons: DEI tax cuts, make the critics praise it because critics love DEI, and discourage criticism of the series as a whole (you only hate it because you're racist).
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>>219064200
>she's anti-troon
She literally believes troons are just white males undermining achievements of feminism. It isn't even out of line with the rest of her brainrot.
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>>219039421
Why is his broom sparking like that?
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>>219039819
its hilarious
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>>219064795
>implying she's wrong about that
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>>219064145
did you really think anyone was going to fall for this?
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>>219039819
OH HAWWWWG
HAWG DEM WAAAAARTS OH HAWG DEM WARTS DEM WARTS OF POTTAAAAH
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>>219040114
K I N O
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>>219042912
I know normies who love harry potter and don't like nog snake. They're nice and say shit like "the implications!, the meaning!, etc" but when even some fat blue haired chick I know from work isn't happy about then who was this for?
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>>219047668
That was when it was at that "dark and serious" point of the series however.
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>>219059743
kek my child is 1 and she won't be growing up watching this shit because I'll be catering her content. I know she shouldnt be watching tv rn but I put on dexters lab occasionally while she sits in my lap and she loves it
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>>219063542
wow thats some real nigger hijinx
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>>219048234
Considering Twitter and Reddit are both shitting on it, it's not going to go well. Probably 2 seasons at the least but it's going to have trouble by season 3 (both from terrible modern writing and fan resentment from the start).
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>>219063542
liberals see nothing wrong with the fact that if you hit these nogs with your car that you'd get manslaughter charges
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>>219039819
You're right. It's freaking hilarious.
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>>219043504
>the trannies who performatively boycotted this game got what they wanted
I just checked and the game sold like hot cakes so what the fuck are you talking about, they definitely didn't get what they wanted.
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>>219040114
Z3styBirbman must by shitting himself
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>>219054319
im more focused on that god awful greenscreen
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>>219066704
The campaign against it was massive too, some streamers had to play it in secret because of the rabid trannies that went absolutely insane if they tried playing it on stream. And even with all that, it still sold in massive numbers and has a sequel coming kek.
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>>219065567
>fat blue haired chick
>normie
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>finna tell y'all how to bottle hennessy, brew lean, and even put a chicken in a sink
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>>219040114
I like that song I hope it's on Spotify
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>>219067105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao5vqJre-xQ

Here's another good one for you.
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>>219059128
shut up, pedo
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>>219058925
he was race relations anchor being
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>>219053171
its getting to the point where i cant trust any anon who posts "zog" because they always turn out to be some piece of shit leftist who is completely bluepilled on the jewish question and thinks they are white
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>>219039486
fuck off, not funny
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>>219039819
You don’t get to gatekeep humor. It’s either all funny or nothing is funny.
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>it's a "Snape gets shot by muggle cops when reaching for his wand" bottle episode about racism
oh boy...
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>>219039819
playful and tasteful racism is funny, everything else is too far
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>>219041266
>we may live to see harry potter jump a shark on a jetski

actually ngl kinda hype
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>>219067064
Why does snape's classroom smell like Coconut butter?
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>>219043008
>wow that looks real enough to fool me
>oh it’s AI? Sorry I’m a faggot let me cry
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>>219050531
You're not wrong, but how does that make them money?
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>>219066984
Normies and the fat blue haired chicks of course. One of my co workers said he didn't like the black one. Laughed when someone told him that was who alan rickman played in the movies
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>>219051550
Yjk
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>>219041167
black snape is litrerally gen-z's pickle rick. theyre gonna cringe when they look back
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>>219039819
nigger
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>the joke is racism
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>>219039819
Not when compared to misogyny, no.
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>>219041449
house elf liberation front is gonna happen way earlier
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>>219040114
kek
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>>219040114
this shit unironically made me more interested in watching the show
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>>219055125
Clearly a bullshit mischaracterization. You wouldnt see him smiling so the only thing you'd actually see would be his eyes.
>>219054319
Putting up an avada kedavra proof plexiglass booth for him would have been too on the nose.
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>>219039421
this is like from a tim and eric sketch. something kitch so fucking idiotic it gives you the heebee jeebeez a lil , "am i in the twilight zone, shit that retarded can't be on film?"
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>>219041167
money, it's always money
just like disney remaking shit no one asks, yet people will still consoom it
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>>219041682
>Ayo, how gon be using my own curses against me, Pottah?
>You know only we can say that, white boi.
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Does anyone here actually like Harry Potter?
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it's not a mythical creature if you're standing there looking at the bloody thing
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>>219059128
she will grow up knowing what dei took from her
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>>219087582
>man in flannel shirt drinking coffee looks out into field
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>>219087384
i like him. he's icsh.



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