/tv/ - >dies like a bitch - Television & Film

Anonymous

03/28/26(Sat)00:12:06 No.219039769

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Anonymous 03/28/26(Sat)00:12:06 No.219039769 Archived

>dies like a bitch

Anonymous
03/28/26(Sat)00:13:34 No.219039824

Anonymous 03/28/26(Sat)00:13:34 No.219039824

>>219039769
Weet ik

Anonymous
03/28/26(Sat)00:14:14 No.219039848

Anonymous 03/28/26(Sat)00:14:14 No.219039848

>>219039769
Everyone dies. I wish I fucking exploded, but I'll probably have a heart attack and shit myself from the pain.

Anonymous
03/28/26(Sat)00:15:23 No.219039890

Anonymous 03/28/26(Sat)00:15:23 No.219039890

>>219039769
>No Time To Die
What does it mean?
1. *No* Time to Die - This is not a good time to die!
2. *No Time* to Die - I've literally run out of time in which to die!
3. No, Time to Die - No, fuck you, time to die bitch *BAM!*

Anonymous
03/28/26(Sat)01:01:37 No.219041429

Anonymous 03/28/26(Sat)01:01:37 No.219041429

>>219039769
I still haven't seen it. Only Bond film I haven't watched. Spectre was so disappointing I couldn't bring myself to bother with any more Craig movies. Can you imagine that? What Spectre did to his Bond series was worse to me then what Quantum did.

Anonymous
03/28/26(Sat)01:06:34 No.219041602

Anonymous 03/28/26(Sat)01:06:34 No.219041602

>>219041429
>Can you imagine that?
yes? lmao very easily... Spectre and NTTD are bad Bond movies

Anonymous
03/28/26(Sat)01:10:48 No.219041754

Anonymous 03/28/26(Sat)01:10:48 No.219041754

>>219039769
You guys really fell for it, huh? James Bond killed by a missile because he caught the cooties? Weak shit. Bond has had every std know to man and survived worse explosions. I'm not buying it at all.

Anonymous
03/28/26(Sat)01:12:13 No.219041808

Anonymous 03/28/26(Sat)01:12:13 No.219041808

James Bond Isekai Anime When?

Anonymous
03/28/26(Sat)01:12:42 No.219041831

Anonymous 03/28/26(Sat)01:12:42 No.219041831

We never saw a body

Anonymous
03/28/26(Sat)01:14:27 No.219041891

Anonymous 03/28/26(Sat)01:14:27 No.219041891

>>219039769
No time to die (except for Israel). Starring Donald "Netanyahus bitch" Trump

Anonymous
03/28/26(Sat)01:20:47 No.219042077

Anonymous 03/28/26(Sat)01:20:47 No.219042077

>>219041429
They wasted Javier Bardem in that movie and subsequently the sequels wasted Christopher Waltz. Aside from Mads Mikkelsen in Casino Royale, Craig's villains all sucked.

Anonymous
03/28/26(Sat)01:36:57 No.219042662

Anonymous 03/28/26(Sat)01:36:57 No.219042662

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>>219039769
Bond died slowly and painfully of chlamydia, gonorrhea and facial herpes after Rami Malek slipped him the Serbian sausage. His anus prolapsed as his suppurating cock and balls rotted away into a pus-filled puddle of bright green discharge.

Anonymous
03/28/26(Sat)01:47:25 No.219043016

Anonymous 03/28/26(Sat)01:47:25 No.219043016

>>219042077
Javier was in the the movie after Quantum and I actually enjoyed that one. What's funny is I've completely forgotten it's name. So I'll just call it "The one where Bond goes home and M dies". Christoph was wasted I agree with that.

Anonymous
03/28/26(Sat)01:48:46 No.219043053

Anonymous 03/28/26(Sat)01:48:46 No.219043053

>>219042662
KWAB

Anonymous
03/28/26(Sat)01:53:18 No.219043210

Anonymous 03/28/26(Sat)01:53:18 No.219043210

>>219043016
Damn, I can barely remember whether Skyfall or Spectre came first. Very forgettable.

Anonymous
03/28/26(Sat)01:53:22 No.219043213

Anonymous 03/28/26(Sat)01:53:22 No.219043213

>>219039769
Yep, and thank fuck it's over. We haven't had a normal Bond film since The World Is Not Enough. There's no chance we will ever go back to normal Bond movies ever again, sadly.