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>>219040749Stop trying to force your meme you reddicuck
>end of Marcha Marcha>still no Dooba Dooba
>>219041018I wish I had my own ghoulies to hang out with
>>219040749> They / Them Editionyou say?Ok, what does /hor/ think of silence of the lambs?Psycho thriller, horror, 80s romcom?Diy transition course?
>>219040749Based OP restoring /hor/ order.
So /hor/ what the devil should I watch tonight? On the menu:>The Mortuary Assistant (2026)>Do Not Enter (2026)>The Knock Knock Man (2026)>Betty's Revenge (2026)>Something Very Bad Is Going to Happen (2026)>Malibu Horror Story (2023)>Rabbit Trap (2025)or we could kick it old school with>Dead and Breakfast (2004)
>>219041192I'm thinking Mortuary Assistant
>>219041192>old school>2004Fuck, I am getting old
Tonight’s movie is the Legend of Gilbert Flay
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>>219041356 >“I was a little impressed.” method acting so powerful it unlocked a presidential boss fight Leave it to /tv/ to turn a deranged incel assassination attempt into trivia for the “did you know?” section on IMDb. Hollywood really is the most detached ecosystem on earth.
>>219041298Turned it off, black female lead
Just put on Her Cry: La Llorona Investigation
Been watching lesser known horror kino on Sundance and this one caught my attention. First 2/3rds was a decent cozy witch kino. I get having a sad ending and it's realistic to make a scared teenage protagonist do dumb stuff, but I wish she'd at least attempted to follow the author's instructions instead of giving up on doing the ritual backwards to undo the summoning.
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>>219041625as a random lesser known rec, WE GOON is actually pretty good
>muh spam guide
>>219041136would you fuck me? i'd fuck me so hard
>>219042107All Fix posts are spam
>Necrostorm still hasn't finished their streaming service
What's your favorite Gremlins rip off?
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>>219042463>no Frankie Freako
>>219042463Why don’t you grow up?
>>219042300Ok, sorry for my first post
Watching this
>>219042463For me, Ghoulies 1 > Critters 1Ghoulies 2 > Critters 2Critters 3 > Ghoulies 3Critters 4 > Ghoulies 4Overall, I like the first two Ghoulies movies the most. Critters is more consistent overall and the first two movies are still pretty neck-and-neck with Ghoulies, but it's #2 to me. Hobgoblins is just terrible all around even for a Rick Sloan movie, and I haven't seen Munchies
>>219042574kinoooo
>>219042639> Crew of "Paranormal Legends" went to film their 4th season at the place where La Llorona (Weeping woman) was reportedly seen. Only thing that's left was 17 hours of tapes and 2 camcorders Sounds intriguing. Im always down for FF
Pathetic
>>219042640>and I haven't seen MunchiesIt's a really weird movie. They're basically less violent but hornier Gremlins.It's on Youtube and I'd say it's worth a watch since it seems like you like the genre.
>>219042640Interesting, I've only seen Critters 1 and Ghoulies 1. Never even knew of Hobgoblins or Munchies. Thanks anon.
>>219043061I see it's on Prime Video too. I might watch it tomorrow then. Thanks, Anon
>>219043061>hornier Gremlinssay no more
Non zoomer reply here. Do you guys like pic related?I‘m not sure. I don’t like it. Not because it’s bad, but because it makes me feel bad. I guess you know what I mean.
>>219043012I want to give Yutte a thousand smooches
>>219043207She deserves it
>>219037153I thought Beyond the Limits 2003 was kinda neat.
>>219043180It's a good movie and Jack O'Connell is very good in it but it's one of the most frustrating movies I've ever seen. Few times I've been shoot mad at a movie.
>>219040749New sequel being planned. Y'all.
>>219041018Have you seen my little Muffy?
>‘What Happens at Night’ First Look: Leonardo DiCaprio and Jennifer Lawrence Reunite in Martin Scorsese’s Marriage Horror Story>Anyone wondering why Leonardo DiCaprio was sporting a mustache at the 2026 Oscars has their answer courtesy of the first look at Martin Scorsese‘s “What Happens at Night,” a haunted marriage drama that is likely to have the Oscar-winning filmmaker back in “Shutter Island” psychological horror mode. DiCaprio headlines the film in a reunion with his “Don’t Look Up” co-star Jennifer Lawrence.>DiCaprio and Scorsese jointly shared a first-look photo from “What Happens at Night” on social media. The image shows DiCaprio and Lawrence’s married couple walking hand in hand amid a chilling wintery landscape. Production on the film is now underway. The supporting cast includes Mads Mikkelsen, Patricia Clarkson and Jared Harris.>While DiCaprio has a storied career being directed by Scorsese in movies such as “The Aviator,” “Gangs of New York,” “The Wolf of Wall Street,” “Shutter Island” and more, this new movie will mark the first time Jennifer Lawrence is directed by the “Taxi Driver” and “Goodfellas” icon. During a conversation for Variety‘s “Actors on Actors,” Lawrence asked DiCaprio what she should know about Scorsese as a director.>“It’s a great thing, and he’s going to give you a lot of film references,” DiCaprio told her. “They usually come in the form of a DVD. And if you don’t have a DVD player, get one… he’ll have screenings sometimes for just one sequence in a movie. If there’s something that he wants you to capture from an old film or the pacing of something, you might have a screening of a whole film just for a specific scene that he wants to see. We might see some Japanese ghost films for reference, just to get the tone of it. You’re going to have an amazing time.”https://variety.com/2026/film/news/what-happens-at-night-first-look-dicaprio-jennifer-lawrence-scorsese-1236693369/
>>219040749>ThemThem! is a movie about killing giant radioactive ants with tommy guns, flamethrowers, and bazookas.
>>219043506Leo having to play a man married to a 35 year old will be the ultimate challenge for him.
>>219043506Lawrence is washed up.
>>219041136Big budget mainstream horror movie that normies liked but isn't actually overrated
>>219043207>>219043212>it's cute vampire posting hoursExcellent.
>>219043421I get what you mean. There are happy endings. Then there are unhappy endings. And then there are movies that‘l make you feel like shit.
>>219043506Shutter Island was kino, I'm looking forward to it.>We might see some Japanese ghost films for referenceExcellent.
>>219043648Indeed
While we're on Japanese ghost films: watch The Ghost of Yotsuya (1959)
>>219043648Did anyone say>cute vampire posting hours?
>>219043925he cute
>>219043985He will suck you dry
>>219041270Sounds like a plan>>219041284I really only specified that film as "old school" because it's the only pre-2020's film on the list. I was also considering Haunted (1995)
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>>219044215STOP ANON, I'M GONNA C-- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHm
>>219044240Not having the glorious 80s in your list.Or some true classic from the black and white era.Stuff like the thing (Carpenter) or eyes without a face (1960)Modern stuff I would accept would be the void. Best Lovecraft movie without an actual Lovecraft story to back it up.
>>219043648>it's cute vampire posting hours>mfw the thread just got 100x better
>>219044859And 100x DEADER
>>219043180Never seen it, this is my sign to see it soon.
>>219045016Only if you like feeling bad, I guess.
Kek fixjeet BTFO
Ok, here is a more “controversial“ topic.Do you consider irreversible a horror movie?For me, it‘s not a movie that pops up in my head, when thinking about horror.But watching it and not calling it horror feels wrong too.So /hor/ where does it belong? (Besides your masturbationen folder)
I don't understand why this rando Canadian actress gets spammed here. Wtf is this?
>>219045541It’s spam, just ignore it
>>219045513never seen it. nor a serbian film. I'm sure eventually I'll watch them, and go, "oh that's actually not a bad film". but I read the plot on wikipedia years ago when I thought I'd never bother.
>>219045541It's Gadonfag.
>>219045541/hor/ is a magnet for the mentally ill. There's many flavors of spam here. Just don't engage with it.
>>219045617Not him but it's funny how I also immediately thought of Serbian Film after reading that post.
>cute vampire posting hoursdrop some titles, I need something to watch once my Kaiju show episode is over
>>219045834a girl walks home alone at night
>>219045834>Velvet Vampire>The Vampire Lovers>Lust For A Vampire>Twins of Evil>Vampyres (1974)>Fright Night 2 (1988)
>>219045834>Humanist Vampire>The Addiction>Only Lovers Left Alive>The Velvet Vampire>Vampyres>Lust for a Vampire
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>>219045902>>219045907>>219045918thanks anons! I've seen Vampyres and Humanist Vampire, I'll check out some of the others
>>219045907>>219045918Man vampires are cool. >>219045945She's so lewd.
>>219045617>>219045680OP here, I just skipped through serbian film to see what it was about. For me it felt like shock for the shock value.I know that irreversible has a similar reputation. Maybe I didn‘t “get” a serbian film, but irreversible has a very different impact. Maybe because the topic feels less abstract. Maybe it feels more like “art”. Maybe because I am a fan of Noé.For me it was worth the watch. But make no mistake. It’s a hard watch. But I felt almost offended when you thought about a serbian film.Maybe that says more about me than about both movies.
>she
>>219046150What a mess
>>219041136It's a horror film disguised as a crime thriller which is how it could break into the mainstream and win Oscars after a solid decade of trashy slashers and shitty sequels that made everyone associate horror films exclusively with exploitation films which Lambs was decidedly not despite still having images of the hanging corpse of a disemboweled police officer and a decomposing body in a bath tub full of dirty water straight out of the TCM graveyard intro and it even has a Leatherface human skin mask scene too except much gorier. I was actually shocked at the amount of horror scenes/elements it has despite so many horror fans and casual audiences swearing up and down for decades it's purely a thriller and getting mad when you call it horror.Most of the suspense scenes are clearly focused on scaring you, some of the more subtle horror scenes aren't really suspenseful at all in fact, but they’re more psychological so depending on the person they're either comparable to Kinderman's scenes with the Gemini Killer in Exorcist 3 or just purely drama. I would genuinely go as far as to say it’s more horror than thriller and I really wish it would get acknowledged more often as a horror film by horror fans similar to The Exorcist and Jaws. It's one of my all time favorites honestly I would totally put it in my top 5 horrors personally.
>>219044434The Smashing Machine looks weird
>>219046530Now that’s a convincing post, if I’ve ever seen one
>>219046530But what about Seven?
>The Karnstein TrilogyI love Carmilla, so I'm about to dive in
>>219046910very comfy films
>>219046910Some other non-Dracula Hammer vamp movies for your consideration>The Kiss of the Vampire>Vampire Circus>Captain Kronos Vampire Hunter
>>219046910Based
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>>219047373Lysette Anthony was prime vamp suck material
>>219041192Ended up watching The Mortuary Assistant. The plot was a bit of a mess, but I suppose that's to be expected of a movie based on a game from Steam. I was hoping for just a simple story of Willa Holland getting spooked on be a creepy ghost goblin thing, which there was a bit of that, but not nearly enough IMO.
>>219047015I have not seen any of these, but I shall
>>219047744just started this
>>219047015For me, it's Count Yorga
>>219048139absolute chad drac
>>219045973>Dan "the man" Schoenbrunlol
>>219048662Lmao it's downright hilarious how many times they nuke posts and never even ban anyone. My stomach hurts I'm laughing so hard over it. /tv/ mods are an absolute fucking joke
>>219046853I've always thought of Se7en as a horror film personally but it's less conventional than both SotL and Cure. Se7en has this bleak atmosphere of constant dread throughout much like the other two, but the antagonist doesn't show up properly until the last 30 minutes and much of the violence is off screened so it relies on the viewer's imagination to do some of the heavy lifting far more and that's what the murder scene investigations are really about because after Sloth there are no more clues left behind leading to the next victim and it stops being a detective thriller entirely after John Doe evades capture and there are still four more deadly sins murders left in the film.
damn this is one of the funniest things ive ever seenthanks whoever posted about it last thread
>>219049046>JASON BLUM HAD SEX WITH HIS MUM>I GOTTA CALL HIM HONEY JUST TO MAKE HIM CUM
>30m into Shudder and chill and she gives you this lookThe Mortuary Assistant was actually a lot better than I thought it'd be. Had both strengths and weaknesses from being a videogame adaption.>>219047744Probably needed less mcguffin hunting, but I did enjoy the surreal nature of the start of it.
>>219049046also noticed its the same director as host which i also enjoyedwill check out his other films
>>219042640I find Ghoulies 1 painfully boring, and most of the cast is really annoying. 2 is great though, carried mostly by Royal Dano, Phil Fondacaro and the comfy carnival atmosphere. I was out when they actually started talking in Ghoulies 3. I never liked that, even as a kid.
>>219049128>adaptation of steven king storyyikesis it watchable?
>>219049302haven't seen that one but I think it got a warm enough reception. also stars noted cutie Sophie Thatcher.he has another one with Jessica Chastain due in October that should be cool
>>219049277Lisa Pelikan was the best part of ghoulies 1
>>219049302It’s fine. One of those movies that doesn’t do anything particularly well but not badly either. I quite like the short story it’s based on but it’s a little silly at the end and they don’t adapt it, probably for the best, and they could have had some good body horror with it.>>219049368What’s coming out? I know I could just Google it but gotta bump.
>>219049368>>219049435alright thanks i'll give it a miss then because i hate 99% of steven king movies
>>219049451Haha, well yeah, this absolutely is not going to change things. What’re the 1% you don’t hate?
>>219049435it's called "Other Mommy" though based on a novel called Incidents Around The House. some kind of ghost flick.
>>219049465just things like shawshank / the shiningsecret window was ok too
>>219049488Checked. Yeah, movies that stand up on their own merits; fair enough >>219049472Never even heard of it. I think the last thing I read of his was From a Buick 8
>>219049517sorry that's Rob Savage directing the film, rather than it being a SK adaption. it's some other author
Finishing up Something Really Bad is Going to Happen or whatever and I just want it over. It had promise but it’s just nonsense now. This is what happens when you have multiple writers and a weak premise to fight over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNjU4iEYLzM
Without /hor/ who will you watch the Pink Opaque with?
>>219049690does /hor/ ever do livestream watchparties
>>219049690zamn zesty lookin nigga
>>219049713only on halloween
>>219049713Do you ever jerk off to hairy actresses together?
Is there a horror franchise that has a generally positive critical reputation like Evil Dead does? There’s about 5 movies and a tv show, and seemingly no stinkers.
>>219049081yeah, it wasn't bad, just didn't reach its full potential
>>219050031People shit on Ash versus the Evil Dead all time but they’re gay retards. It’s silly and fun. Evil Dead Rises is a bit crap but it’s tonally consistent at least. I’m in agreement with you, frankly.
>>219050456I refuse to watch S3 of Ash vs Evil Dead because I'd prefer to leave it off on probably the closest thing to a happy ending that Ash is liable to ever get.
>>219050468I respect your decision. My autism won’t let me leave things undone. Can’t remember a damn thing about it anyway
>>219045513I would say Irreversible absolutely qualifies as a horror movie due to its nihilism. That you find out that the boyfriend ended up killing the wrong guy instead of the actual rapist is insanely grim.
How do I start watching horror movies? I have a negative preconceived idea about them.
>>219046530Don't forget it even has a scene where a guy in the prison flings his semen at Jodie Foster's character and it gets in her hair. Pretty hardcore for a mainstream early 90s flick.
>>219040749Based OP
>>219050542Watch the classics>a nightmare on elm street>halloween>jaws>frankenstein>the thing (carpenter's)>the invisible man>gremlins>the exorcist>the texas chain saw massacre>psychoSome of my suggestions.
>>219045513pornobecause i jorked it to the rape scene
>>219050763these mostly seem like the kinds of horror movies that would reinforce someones negative preconceptions
>>219050796If they have really bad taste in movies, maybe. If someone watches Jaws and doesn't like it then it's a good thing if they stop posting here.
>>219050763thanksFrom this list, I’ve already watched and enjoyed :>halloween>jaws>the thing (probably one of my favorite)>gremlins (lol is that really horror?)>the texas chain saw massacre>psychoI'm not a big fan of jump scare
>>219050933>thanksYou're welcome, anon.>lol is that really horror?Comedy horror, it's typical of a lot of the mid 80s to early 90s stuff. Gremlins and the NoES sequels made this style huge.> I’ve already watched and enjoyedI'll drop a few more recs>peeping tom (60s early proto-slasher-thriller like psycho)>the blob (1988) (practical effects heavy creature like the thing)>critters (creature horror comedy like gremlins)>black christmas (early slasher like halloween)>henry: portrait of a serial killer (low budget grimy atmosphere like texas chain saw)
>>219050933>>219051062Oh and for Jaws I'll recommend some of its classic monster horror inspirations>the creature from the black lagoon>godzilla (1954)>king kong (1933)
>>219050933If you enjoyed The Thing, I would recommend>The Fly (1986)>The Blob remake (1988)>In the Mouth of Madness (another Carpenter gem)and just because I like recommending it>Dagon (2001)
>>219049302I'm guessing that they radically changed the source material, especially the part where the father murders his entire family, which in turn ruins the ending, which was the best part of the story.
Does anyone know which movie the samples at the beginning of this song are from?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBE-_UuJeaU
so what is /tv/'s best horror of 2025?
>>219052957Not that but I can’t remember what came out. What’s the top 10?
Usually not a big fan of horror comedy/satire but I gave this a shot and it was pretty alright. People into this kind of stuff would probably eat this up.Apparently it was the first movie directed by David Cronenberg's daughter, but you would never ever be able to tell. It's not like with Cronenberg's son where you're just>yeah Brandon, I get it.Now I wanna watch Possessor again. I remember that being fantastic.
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>>219052957>>219052957
in all seriousness nothing was that memorable2025 doesnt deserve a best horror
>>219052957The Ugly Stepsister
They're fucking doing what? And he's directing?>Starring Scarlett JohanssonI completely missed this announcement. It can't be more bullshit tired than Believer, but what the hell?>>219053405I thought When Evil Lurks was from 2025, and Smile 2, but apparently not. Weapons was really cool though. I also liked Bring Her Back more the second time I saw it.
>>219053632>Weapons was really cool though. I also liked Bring Her Back more the second time I saw it.honestly hated them both
>>219043180Movies about people being killed by psychos who will get away with it and bury you in a shallow grave are some of the worst for me since it happens to people IRL. I mean, if you're killed by Candyman or the It Follows demon at least your friends/family will bury you, have closure, and you'll be remembered in local legends. You should watch similar movies but with happy endings like Wolf Creek and Speak No Evil(original Danish version).
>>219053689It's why while I understand "Megan Is Missing" is a badly made movie, it's still fucked on a certain level, because it's based on actual cases, and if you spend any time listening to channels like Disturban, Shrouded Hand, and Lazy Masquerade, you know that not only does worse stuff happen irl, it happens all the time.
>>219045513Yes, Men are the Real Horror
Alright /hor/ it's Saturday. We're watching the Underworld series and drinking until we black out.I have never seen any of the movies past the first one, and that was over 20 years ago. I remember loving Kate Beckinsale a lot. I also remember a shitty nu-metal soundtrack. I'm excited
>>219052957>best horror of 2025?Ugly Stepsis.
>>219053632> I also liked Bring Her Back more the second time I saw it.Go Back
>>219055411Kys retard
>>219050542Don’t watch anything on our banned list
>>219055479Shut up faggot
I'm just curious and need some horror aficionado knowledge>Probably about 15 years ago, maybe a touch longer>Me and my brother like the more obscure and older horrors>Look through the Video Nasty list and don't realise it's so big>Have a few on VHS that my mother has had since the '80s>Decide it would be a neat little collection>Plus there's the cool part about tracking them down, just torrents are fine>Start doing this>Only get maybe 8 before my HDD dies>Quickly get them back>Some of them prove really difficult, verging on the impossible, to find>Then my brother tells me that they've all been released by some distributor>It's not as fun trying to find them now>I could just buy them, but there's still a little fun in finding them>Real life gets in the way which is where we find ourselves now>They should be much easier to find thanks to the releases they got some years ago>But it turns out not all of them were released and some were released with cuts>Being for sure somewhere on the spectrum I can't settle for less than the original cutsQuestion is; how hard will these be to get nowadays bros? Torrents of them I mean and more specifically the ones that never got a release and are still banned.
>>219051062This fucking 80’s loser. >Comedy horror, it's typical of a lot of the mid 80s to early 90s stuff. Gremlins and the NoES sequels made this style huge.>comedy horror>NoES>GremlinCringe. Grow up loser. >critters (creature horror comedy like gremlins)>henry: portrait of a serial killer (low budget grimy atmosphere like texas chain saw)Don’t bother with this cringe 80’s perpetual children garbage tier movies.
>>219050933>gremlins (lol is that really horror?It isn’t horror and neither is Henry.
>>219055564Why is this guy seething?
Banned movies on /hor/>Terrifier 2&3>Megan 2.0>Terrifier 4>Bring Her Back>Talk to Me> Midsommar> Army of Darkness> It Follows>Babadook>28 Weeks Later>Phenomena> Abigail> Hereditary>Sinners>Henry>Barbarian>Gremlins>Gremlins 2>Day of the Dead>Dawn of the Dead>Night of the Living Dead (both)>The Return of the Living Dead>Return of the Living Dead Part II>Return of the Living Dead 3 (1993)>A Nightmare on Elm Street series>Leprechaun series>The Fly (1986)>Nope>Angst>Oddity>Lair of the White Worm >Night of the Demons 2>horror-comedies>VHS series during the month of October>feminist horror is also banned*>the entire animation genre is also banned*>all of David Cronenberg’s films*
>>219055694The joke is these are good recs?
>>219051062You can tell she is the one always steering /hor/ into garbage territory every single general. Just fuck off.
>>219055745These are movies horror noobs or the uninitiated think are good. We do not allow discussion of these films here as /hor/ has a high standard.
>>219055793>sheThe spamming that "banned" list the past couple threads? It's a troon?Not surprised.
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>>219055839The bait in here has been so half assed lately
>>219056033You just have bad taste. It isn’t bait.
>>219055520Answer: Borderline impossible?The "Video Nasties" list of movies is fine. They're all readily available for the mainstream and have been forever. Finding the specific versions and cut or uncut of the movies is up to you. You would have better luck with direct downloads rather than torrents that are most likely dead.
>>219055996The person who made this list, is his name Not Important?
>>219055609How are those not horror?
>>219056961You're replying to bait, anon.
>>219055876>feminist horror is also banned*This is the most obvious sign it's the terminally online gay nazi spamming the list.
They're cashing in on Megan is Missing being popular on TikTok and made a shitty vertical video streaming show spinoff of it.
>>219057231>nazi*indian
>>219056233>They're all readily available for the mainstream and have been foreverIn that case surely it shouldn't be borderline impossible then. From what I know it's only the British releases that have cuts and are uncut elsewhere. I don't mind them being foren cuts, but I would need subs which I imagined would be a much more difficult task.>You would have better luck with direct downloads rather than torrents that are most likely deadI'll try doing that too. Thanks.My main concern is that I'll 100% end up on a list searching for some of them. For instance>Abducted (aka Schoolgirls in Chains)It's like I'm asking to be v& searching for that or others with dubious names.
>>219057231>t. feminist cuck
>>219057636All this info is available in text form on fan sites etc. I’m a BritBong and I was in a phase where I HAD to see the uncut versions etc. etc. to see what I was missing and, honestly, it got to a point when I was spending more time searching than watching and I’m in my 40s now, life is way too short. My advice: start with the streaming sites (h***s://1moviez.to is my current go to) and search there. If it’s on there just watch the cunt then go to IMDb or the cutting room floor or wherever and see if alternate cuts exist. Trust me, you’ll waste too much time finding the “definitive” versions and it’s just soul crushing. I bet the ‘70s in the UK was fun as fuck chasing the nasties but ultimately the nanny state fucked us hard.
>>219057530>indian*gay nazi
>>219047373>>219047447
>>219053689>at least your friends/family will bury you, have closureyou should watch>spoorloos (the vanishing) (1988)it is listed as a psychological thriller, but this shit feels like all too real horror.And don't go for the american remake. They gave it a hollywood ending.The original is fucked up on so many levels.
>>219058636>The original is fucked up on so many levels.Name some? It's bland and boring and shitty, why do people praise it so much?
>>219058297Thanks! I lost all of my original links so that's going to be handy. I'm going to take your advice on this because I don't want it to end up some life mission. If I end up where it's going to be way too difficult to find an alternate version I'll just settle for what I find and convince myself it's good enough.>the nanny state fucked us hardYou got that completely right too.
>>219050542Try a couple that look interesting to you.
>>219059467>Name some?first the realisation of what actually happened to Saskiasecond Rex willfully signing his own death sentence by drinking the laced coffee, just to learn what has happened to Saskia earlier. All because the uncertainty was eating him alive.third the killer getting away with it and having dinner with his family next to the graves of his victimsimo these do count as fucked up. Your opinion may differ and that's also ok.
>>219041104But you do. This board is full of them. It's just that they usually lurk in the shadows.
>>219059928Yeah dude I saw the movie, why are you just retelling the events?
>>219059837That's not a bad chart, but somehow it bothers me that they put the descent under neo-monsters.When it's clearly just a refined version of Lovecraft's the beast in the cave. And according to wikipedia, Lovecraft wrote the first draft in 1904 and published it in 1918.More fitting for the neo-monster sub-genre would be>splinter (2008)>Pumpkinhead (1988)>the relic (1997)but that's just my opinion.
>>219060331I was just answering the question. Why did you ask in the first place?
>>219045513This movie fucking sucks ass
Boyfriend and I cannot decide what to watch, any suggestions?
>>219054427>shitty nu metalThe Finch track on it saves it and is one of their best songs. God tier band.
>>219048139>Using fake / delayed FromSoftware Boss attack animations...
>>219059569Honestly, the amount of times I’ve FINALLY found a copy of something with those extra 3 seconds of gore and realised the movie hasn’t changed one iota in the grand scheme is immeasurable now. No idea what age you are, chief, but now I’m middle aged with a drinking problem, and pretty miserable about the squandered time I’ve put into finding movies, vidya, and even video game sequences that I could easily find on YouTube for the love of God don’t repeat that mistake and channel that time and passion into something productive - make shitty low-fi horror anonymously and post it here.
>>219060681Watch Lowlifes
>>219060681Watched Blood Creek the other night. It's fun. Kinda low budget but I enjoyed it.
>>219060645>this movie fucks assthere, fixed it for you
>>219060875It do be like that
Hitting page 9 so bumping. Rewatched NoES 3 again and I (still) think that’s an excellent movie by its own merits as well as a solid sequel. Sure, the quips are creeping in but the follow up kill is often brutal. Special mention to the tendon marionette. Underrated movie all round.
>>219062575NoES 1, 3, and 4 are all 10/10s imo
Watched Whistle.The "living your future death now" thing is pretty neat but that's about it. Everything else kinda sucked and they couldn't think of anything really interesting to do with the story. The way they "beat " is is such a lazy cliche.Continues the trend of horror movies having really awesome funfairs though.
>>219060531Because I wanted to know why this had such an impact for you, is it the first movie you've seen since Boss Baby or what is happening here?
>>219062697Wholeheartedly agree, although I’m still confused after all this time why flaming dream dog piss is capable of resurrecting Freddy. Still, the aerial global junk yard is a kino shot.
>>219062914Cool scenes. Gross black characters.
my mom used to make me watch picrel when I was a kid, then I had to go upstairs to bed, fully aware there were a few dolls here and there. WTF was her problem
>>219063214maybe because the banality of evil became much more horrible, ever since I grew out of my edgy teen phase. But that's just an assumption.But hey, maybe you can give me a horror recommendation that's truly horrific. Got to be open for new experiences.
>>219063642Will watch this
>>219063642>rip out female doll’s eyes >goodTotal Foid Death
Them was a great movie tbqhwu
>>219064130Check out the Deep House
>>219064462The diving one?
>>219064696What? Diving
>>219063401>I’m still confused after all this time why flaming dream dog piss is capable of resurrecting Freddy.It's meant to be a hellhound disguised as a dog, apparently.>>219063642Based mom>>219064066It rocks
>>219064933Checked. And, yes, it’s the diving movie. Not sure where I lost you. >>219064940But it’s literally Kincaid’s dog so that’s all a bit weird but whatever. It’s a fun movie. Linnea Quigley is apparently one of the chest ghosts which I think is pretty neat
>>219063642This has the girl from a-ha Take On Me in ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914&list=RDdjV11Xbc914&start_radio=1She was also in Spellcaster with Adam Ant, which I recommend
>>219063642seems like a cheesy 80s horror. And I write this with the utmost respect.how does it compare to puppet master or demonic toys?
>>219053632Blumhouse paid a lot for the rights to The Exorcist and the first film they tried flopped. This is a palette cleanser/hail mary.Johansson has a pretty mixed history with leading films but it could work. I will watch it for she, even though she sounded like a busted NYC cab driver in that Jurassic film.
>>219065238Dolls is more dark fairytale and fantasy like, Puppet and Demonic are basically just Child Play clones so slashers with dolls
>>219040749>ThemIt's supposed to be giant ants what the fuck is this horseshit
>>219065575Them (Ills). Kino and of the same era.
BLEH!
>>219067443no new vampyre movies to watch...
>>219067553Anyone seen that Night Shift one?
>>219043517The film that heavily inspired Aliens
>>219067443>bleh
feeling like shakma
>>219064130Good looking film for being low budget
>>219064462Just watched that. Another case of neat idea, bad execution. Holy fuck the acting was terrible
>>219068928such a good setup, could have been legendary
>>219069223Unique setup only for it to go through every ff cliche. I found it funny that the giys acting was so poor you could barely tell the difference wjen he came out of the trance
>>219063642The dolls and the old couple didn't hurt people that had a respect and appreciation for toys, anon. Be glad she didn't make you watch Puppet Master.
>just watched the screwfly solutionFelt really bad for the women of the episode, desperately needed a follow up showing more of the violence and extinction of female humans, though the aliens could’ve achieved the same goal by making everyone sterile instead of murder genocide brain worms
for me, it's Annie
Finally watched 'Send Help'. It's a really generic Raimi effort, sadly. It does not try anything interesting, you can see the twist coming from miles away and when it arrives it's probably worse than what you had in mind. I think it's saddled with pajeet CGI which fucks up the scene with the boar A LOT, and the entire island is obviously fake. So much so that its key features suffer from boring, artstation tier overdesign where if something is perilous, it needs to become cartoonishly retarded. Thank God CGI wasn't around when Evil Dead came out because it would definitely turn a 10/10 into a 6/10, which is what this one is.Commendable efforts by mcadams and whatshisname.
>>219069457He showed a lot of respect and appreciation by kicking them and stomping on them
>>219069466that's a good episode, but not the best masters of horror episode imo.My favourite is probably cigarette burns.
>>219053632Even PTA thought Weapons was one of the best releases of 2025 which surprised me as I didn't think someone like him was into horror at all. I thought it was really good, but I think some were disappointed that there were a few random comedy bits sprinkled in and I've read anons thought the ending was anti climactic for some reason and they were also disappointed that the mystery wasn't revealed to be some grand government conspiracy but was instead small scale with just a singular antagonist who could mind control people, "weaponize" them and steal away their life force energy to rejuvenate herself, which will probably disappoint the people who thought she was building herself an army of zombies. And I guess its non-linear narrative that changed protagonists roughly every half an hour similar to Pulp Fiction was divisive too (anons called it "pretentious").Imo I think if you're always looking for that next scariest horror film ever, you're almost always going to end up disappointed no matter what and it's like every time a horror film gets praised some people think it gets praised solely due to how unbelievably scary it is and then they inevitably hype it up inside their own heads and feel let down afterwards.
>>219069647he apologized and showed humility when given the opportunity, and the old couple saw he was just scared shitless. He's not mean spirited.
>>219070608>>219069647Weirdly, I just turned on the TV and Robocop 2 is on and it was at the arcade scene and I realized this is the guy Robocop is beating up in the arcade
Anyone help me with this movie I remember watching on Syfy way back when? Its about a serial killer, starts with a dad and daughter in their house, the girl is playing at a doll house, and after the lights flicker a man appears in the house and kills the dad. Cut to the present and its the girl as an adult. I cant recall the middle parts, but near the end when its in the final portion, the most prominent kill I recall is the girl's friend strapped to a table with medical equipment pumping her full of liquid, causing her to explode from the abdomen
>>219071188He got hooked on that stuff from the doll PTSD. Good catch, anon.
>>219069559MAN BADThat should have been the name of the movie
YO i've been looking for a horror movie since I was a kid and I've never thought to ask anywhere or look it up because all I can remember is there was a scene where a guy goes into like a basement or a cellar or something and I think an electrical cord comes to life and starts choking him? Pretty vague but that's literally the only image I have in my head of it and I have no fucking idea what it could possibly be. I had the thought that it might have been an amityville or poltergeist movie but that's just a hunch. I figure it was like 80s or 90s or early 00s. I'm pretty sure I saw it on tv like around 2006 or 2007 or something.
>>219072646Friday the 13th Part 7 possibly.Jason gets choked by an electrical cord in that one if I remember.
>>219072454>MAN BADYes. Every single one of them.
A cuck could never satisfy her
>>219073247I don’t get your image. Back in the day every father would beg a rich man to marry their young virgin daughter.
>>219069559I said the boar looked too cartoonish in the Send Help thread when it came out and got told I was stupid by a bunch of anons. At least someone finally agrees. I think it was supposed to be a subversion of the genre/expectations with her not being the good guy either but it seemed to kind of fall flat in that regard.
>>219069551
>>219074213why didn't he warn her
>>219074249He was new in town too
>>219057636>In that case surely it shouldn't be borderline impossible thenI meant I can torrent The Evil Dead 1981 just fine. But if I want to find the exact version that was cut to shit by censors in the early 80s by the Swedish censorship board, that's gonna be nearly nearly impossible. I'm guessing it's same with the British.If you just want the original Video Nasty list uncut then go ahead. There are some fantastic movies on there.https://www.imdb.com/list/ls051364249/
>>219069559I'm watching it right now. The plane just crashed and I hate both main characters. The dude is, of course, a jerk. It's a movie made in 2026, so that goes without saying.But the chick is equally horrible, horribly entitled, completely unable to pick up on social cues, while refusing to change or take ownership of her shortcomings.They're not going to, but I hope they both die.
tried watching this, holy moly what a fucking snoozefest
>>219072646You could also be thinking of Final Destination where that kid trips and falls in the bathtub and gets strangled by a clothes line that basically comes to life.
>>219074517She also becomes an entirely different character THE MOMENT the plane crashes. Like, sure, her coming into her own and growing/changing is largely the point, but it's an instant character switch. Zero build. Just a complete shift to "I'm confident, capable and don't take shit anymore."
>>219074585Should have watched Lowlifes
what movies for the feeling of a female monstrosity wanting your male human self>Siren>Spring>Fright Night 2What else
>they're making a Lights Out 2first one worth a watch then?
>>219075528Under The SkinMarebitoHowling IIISpecies
>>219075554I thought it was rather mid and I'm a sucker for lights flickering/flashing scenes in horror
>>219075284>Zero buildThey bros literally watch her "Survivor" audition tape on the plane right before it crashes. And show her at home being a huge fan, talking to her pet bird about before that lol>>219075554Did you like the (now classic) 2013 Youtube short?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPTCGhOYlJg
Looks like its gonna be a weak year for horror..
>>219075415alright i will
>>219075763I was clearly talking about her personality, hence the...>Just a complete shift to "I'm confident, capable and don't take shit anymore."
>>219074054People got a lot of shit wrong back in the day.
>>219075528not calling it a good movie. Just that it fits your description.
This was decently spooky, despite not loving the narrative.
Its April and there hasnt been a single good horror movie...
>>219074044>t. cuck>>219075839Last year was so underrated. >Man Finds Tape>Strange Harvest>Shelby Oaks3 Amazing FF>Black Phone 2>It Feeds>the Conjuring 4>Together>Else>Presense>Weapons
>>219075528>night angel (1990)
>>219076136We have these in 2025 so far>Don’t Peek>Fairfield County Four
>>219076136>Shelby OaksWas fucking deplorable.
>>219076136Don’t forget the Hell House movie
>>219076216It was amazing. Such a great year for FF. 3 kinos in like 3 months apart.
>>219076039is that out or did you watch a camrip?
>>219076299I saw it in theaters
>>219076136strop trolling
>>219076284What did you enjoy about it? I thought it was fucking terrible.
>>219076136Vhs Halloween was fun
>>219076330MILTBF
>>219057407I wonder if they talk about sucking dick in it
>>219076340No. Poor taste. >>219076330Develope your pallet.
Send Help is pretty much just tropical Misery.
>>219076397>palletsaaaar
>>219076397>pallet
>>219076332If you have to ask, you’re not a horror fan.
>>219076467Ok, you can't answer. Because it was fucking terrible and you're clearly just seeking attention. Got it.
>>219076467>Ooaaah saars new tubi movie on, ooaahhh laptop ready and curry going>We did not understand basic plot, We on iphone all movie looong
>>219076418Man Bad
>>219076418Yep.
Somehow still the best horror short on youtube
>>219076536Woman Crazy
>>219076509It was a tense mysterious movie. You thinking hating on it makes you a critic.
>>219076590what is it? i havent seen it
>>219076590Nah that's Backrooms unironically.Didn't think much of that one but it is getting a full length adaption as well.
>>219076513Nta but posts like these really makes everyone look bad.
>>219076627Filename. Portrait of God.>>219076634You mean the backrooms adaptation or the portrait of god adaptation? I just heard about the latter recently. I don't know that it has the content for a feature length movie, but I guess if it were very loosely adapted it could work.
>>219076726Sorry, second sentence was about Portrait. But yeah both are getting adaptions.Unironically if you want to have a hollywood career, making a viral short horror film is the fastest way there.
>>219076536>>219076614White man bad.White woman crazy.Black woman is loving, determined, kind and capable and dies solely due to her interactions with White people.
>>219075528>trailer park of terror (2008)>the autopsy of Jane Doe (2016)>Jennifer's body (2009)>Las brujas de Zugarramurdi (2013)Masters of horror episode:>Jenniferthis one might be weird for /hor/, but fits your description well:>the witches (1990)this one is technically about a female monstrosity aswell:>Christine (1983)If you are ok with a female monstrosity in a metaphorical sense, I would recommend these movies:>audition (1999)>the loved ones (2009)
>>219075839This year is great so far.
>>219077007Oh yeah, missed the black female part.
I can bake
>>219077042I should rewatch autopsy of jane doe. That girl is so unreasonably hot.
>>219077086>That corpse is so unreasonably hot.agree
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>>219077007you're retarded. there was an asian dude who was shitty too. the theme of the movie is power corrupts. she was just like them in the end.
>>219077128Everything I said is correct. Cry about it.
>>219077128Okay, redditor.
>>219077128How was the asian dude shitty? Because he found the white chick's autism off-putting?
>>219050841Jaws is pretty overrated, and even borderline corny today. But movies like Rosemary's Baby, The Exorcist, Texas Chain Saw Massacre, all still hold up tremendously well 50+ years later.
>>219053295That movie would have to be better than the last flick I watched about dropbears.
>>219070597>Even PTA thought Weapons was one of the best releases of 2025 which surprised me as I didn't think someone like him was into horror at allHe probably does since his dad was literally a late-night horror TV host known as Ghoulardi.
