/tv/ - It’s time for jokes! - Television & Film

What's David Faustino been working on these days? You don't hear much from the young 'Married, with Children' star anymore.
I don't know who his agent is, but I'd like to punch that guy right in the fuckin' face.

Anonymous
03/28/26(Sat)01:03:10 No.219041472

Anonymous 03/28/26(Sat)01:03:10 No.219041472

>>219041458
LOL

Anonymous
03/28/26(Sat)01:06:21 No.219041596

Anonymous 03/28/26(Sat)01:06:21 No.219041596

>>219040876
I'm really looking forward to being blacked on Christmas. Raw.

Anonymous
03/28/26(Sat)01:07:27 No.219041636

Anonymous 03/28/26(Sat)01:07:27 No.219041636

pirate walks into a bar.
bartender says, 'ey you know you got a steering wheel on your crotch?'
pirate responds, 'yarr, it be drivin' me nuts'

Anonymous
03/28/26(Sat)01:08:57 No.219041686

Anonymous 03/28/26(Sat)01:08:57 No.219041686

>>219041636
Adam Egret ladies and gentlemen

Anonymous
03/28/26(Sat)01:09:09 No.219041694

Anonymous 03/28/26(Sat)01:09:09 No.219041694

>>219040915
>I like my women how I like my coffee
black

Anonymous
03/28/26(Sat)01:10:17 No.219041739

Anonymous 03/28/26(Sat)01:10:17 No.219041739

Gold chains seem like a gift that you'd get for a really GOOD slave

Anonymous
03/28/26(Sat)01:10:55 No.219041759

Anonymous 03/28/26(Sat)01:10:55 No.219041759

You ask "did you hear about that actress who got stabbed?" And whether or not they respond you say "Reese, something..." and they ask "Witherspoon?" and you say "no, with a knife"

Anonymous
03/28/26(Sat)01:13:31 No.219041854

Anonymous 03/28/26(Sat)01:13:31 No.219041854

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> I've been drawn to the Hills since I moved here for college.
>UCLA?
> I see it every day! I live here!

Anonymous
03/28/26(Sat)01:18:40 No.219042015

Anonymous 03/28/26(Sat)01:18:40 No.219042015

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>>219040876

Anonymous
03/28/26(Sat)01:49:51 No.219043090

Anonymous 03/28/26(Sat)01:49:51 No.219043090

>>219041079
The holocaust never happened but it should happen again.

Anonymous
03/28/26(Sat)01:56:49 No.219043334

Anonymous 03/28/26(Sat)01:56:49 No.219043334

>>219040915
I like my women how I like my greens...
Collared

Anonymous
03/28/26(Sat)01:59:29 No.219043436

Anonymous 03/28/26(Sat)01:59:29 No.219043436

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>>219040876
>So Whitney, do you have any plans for the weekend?
>Well I thought I'd draw up a bath, do some crack
>AND DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous
03/28/26(Sat)02:01:42 No.219043514

Anonymous 03/28/26(Sat)02:01:42 No.219043514

>>219040915
i like my coffee like i like my women
~~QUIET!~~

Anonymous
03/28/26(Sat)02:10:18 No.219043765

Anonymous 03/28/26(Sat)02:10:18 No.219043765

i like my books like i like my women

bound in leather

Anonymous
03/28/26(Sat)02:21:43 No.219044092

Anonymous 03/28/26(Sat)02:21:43 No.219044092

An Alabama man comes home for his birthday to find his son and daughter making love on the kitchen counter in his birthday cake. He calls out, Hey! I was gonna eat that later, now it's gonna taste like your brother's cock.

Anonymous
03/28/26(Sat)02:35:00 No.219044515

Anonymous 03/28/26(Sat)02:35:00 No.219044515

>>219044092
Eh. Lazy

Anonymous
03/28/26(Sat)02:41:42 No.219044729

Anonymous 03/28/26(Sat)02:41:42 No.219044729

>>219040915
I like my women how I like my coffee
I don't drink coffee

Anonymous
03/28/26(Sat)02:49:03 No.219044952

Anonymous 03/28/26(Sat)02:49:03 No.219044952

>>219044515
okay but run it through our magic artificial norm macdonald simulator and see how he would deliver it

Anonymous
03/28/26(Sat)02:49:59 No.219044986

Anonymous 03/28/26(Sat)02:49:59 No.219044986

>>219040876
nine eleven