Holy fucking based
>>219041729my complains, movie too loud, movie too long. But otherwise good.
What do the triangles make
>>219043087>movie too loud, movie too long
>>219041729Waiting until streaming to watch at 5x speed
>>219043087Going to see it in a few hours but I'm hesitant to invite my friends since I've seen reviews praising the humor. Is it funny or just shitty quips thrown in?
>>219043257Both
>>219043257Just got back from watching it. Its The Martian type of humor but with Ryan Gosling. Which elevates it, but be prepared for that kind of movie. And like the martian, it tries to be comedic and have dramatic moments. If you have nerdy female friends that wear NASA t-shirts, they will probably love this movie.
>>219043257It’s good anon just go see it
>>219041729Reddit: The Novel: The Movie: The Game
>>219043550>>219043672>>219044472solo it is
>>219043257The reddit humor is surprisingly the only good thing about it (only once they're on the ship tho, it's dogshit in the scenes when they're on earth). The editing is awful, the music is trying its hardest to keep the pacing flowing, Gosling is great and his charisma singlehandedly rescues a worthless nothingburger character. Total shit saved by the goose.
>>219041729>beta boi getting ordered around by strong independent woman and her black bull>for 2 and a half hourslollmoa even
PHM is a very good movie and a fun watch. But the credit its getting makes me wonder how much praise Ender's Game would get if released today. Ender is very underrated and slept on
>>219048710that movie was shit. was the book any good?
>>219048710>the characters name is ender>because he ends a war
>>219045667Your friends sound like fucking losers
>>219043672>If you have nerdy female friends that wear NASA t-shirtsI wish. I'm so lonely.
>>219041729I made sure to post updates on reddit while watching this heckin funny cinemakino. It really was an epic funny time.
>>219049141liked it when I was a kid. I think I predicted the tweest, but can't remember.
>>219049141>that movie was shit. was the book any good?Watch it again. It just came out at the wrong time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ec8h2qFe2uQ
It's not great, but it is a relief.
rocky watched friends sleep
>>219049614>doing the anime cry angle but the tears don't hit the camera lenspathetic filmmaking
>>219043087Fpbp>>219043257Its genuinely funnyLefties and wokes hate it
>>219050786>lefties and wokies hate itWhat are you talking about? It’s near universal praise for top letterboxd users.
>>219049170I hate to disappoint people and they have similar tastes as me. It was really fucking good though might go rewatch it in imax with them. I just wish it could make its mind up with the tone. Hearing people laugh during emotional scenes for me really takes me out of the moment.
>>219050809See >>219050520Its the best right wing conservative movie in cinemas since Forrest Gump
>>219050927that doesn’t change what I said
>>219050991Neither does it change mine
>>219041729It was very good, best movie Ive seen in theatres for a while. Go before everyone finds out about this one and you get spoiled.
>>219043195top kek and basedI went to a rock concert in 2015, big arena show and people were complaining because we were1 - standing during the show2 - smoking a jointthe absolute state
>>219043087>movie too longt. 12 year old
>>219049141The book is very good and Speaker for the Dead and Xenocide are some of the best scifi ever. Better than all of the dune books for sure minus God Emperor and the original
>>219041729Went in blind and was surprised to see actual practical effects rather than cgi slop.
I've seen it. 9/10 for me.
>>219041729Based on what?
>>219052323Its based on Project Hail Mary the 2021 hard science fiction novel by American writer Andy Weir.
>>219047700>Gosling is great and his charisma singlehandedly rescues a worthless nothingburger character. Total shit saved by the goose.The only reason I watched it and I dont regret it. He just works.
>>219041729MOM I MADE ANOTHER ONE
>>219043087>movie too longI agree somewhat, the film could have easily ended with Grace and Rocky going their separate ways and saving their planets. The ending with Grace going back to save Rocky felt tacked on. Still, the movie is really enjoyable overall.
Epic scientist man! He sciences the sh!t out of the problem! He even saves his best friend, the rock! Kinorino! Do not swear in the theater, it is disrespectful.
>>219049141If it had looked like original Blade Runner or Alien and been more dingy, it would've been great. But as is yeah it kinda sucked.
>>219051758Yeah because weed smells fuckin awful and potheads are degenerates.
>>219055584rock is degenerate
>>219041729the book was so painfully quippy I'm scared to watch it
>>219047700So, like The Martian then.Damon was funny when he was talking to himself and ripping on the people back on Earth; otherwise the dialogue was eyerollingly bad in that movie.I read PHM: The Book, so have low expectations for this adaptation.
>>219052020Speaker for the Dead won just about every award for which it was submitted, so yeah on that.Xenocide I dunno. Lots of people bought it but I got the impression it was not up to Speaker's standard.
>>219041729dumb shit for normiesnoticing a trend of movies with retard-tier simplistic messages, trying to train you antisocial fuckwits about basic human norms
>>219056996>complaining about anti-social tendencies while being an example of those tendencies at the same timeI hope you have a fun spring break, try to do something outside okay?
>>219057324My dumb bitch landlord just DUP UP MY TREES FOR NO REASON
>>219057428his house his trees, rentoid
>>219058595Nice post, but what that this short analyis fails to take into consideration is that it's an Amazon production, and is therefore algorithmically designed for viewer retention. Something must happen every 30 seconds
>>219058595Why are film and music critics the most self-important people on earth
>>219043257It doesn't hit the reddit heights of "I'm gonna science the shit out of this" but it's persistent when Goose is talking to another person, which happens a lot more than The Martian with a number of Earth flashbacks.
>>219041729Based Ryan
>>219041729I really liked it, as someone who has read the book.However, I don't know if I would have enjoyed it if I didn't know the source material. The biggest strength of the book was describing the scientific thought process. The movie wisely didn't even try it. What is left is a shallow surface level narrative that is elevated by the great performance from Ryan Goslinger and the scientific accuracy.I really liked the part where there was a big explosion and it took some time for the sound wave to arrive
>>219049614does she have hemorrhoids
I thought the book sucked ass and I'm not even that picky of a reader. One of the few books I've gotten more than half way through and dropped
>>219061617The book was OK but it's something that I would give to a kid or a teenager. The whole thing is that juvenile. I'm sure that the movie is probably a bit better but I don't feel the need to see this one in theaters.
>>219061712I suppose a 15 year old may get something out of it but I'm just surprised to here people here defending it. From what I hear the Goose saves it, I never saw the Martian but apparently it's similar
>>219061617>uhhhh acshually I have the OPPOSITE opinion of most people sooooooo…..yeah
>>219041729Loved the book, loved the movie. Saw it last weekend and I'm going again tomorrow. I've been thinking about it so why not go see it again.
>>219061959wow your sure owned me with your epic science there bud Got any other Reddit reading recs for us?
Ryan Gosling is in his Redditor faggot period
>>219041729I just watched it. It was great. Money well spent./tv/ hyped up the redditness but there was barely any of that
>>219047775your dopamine receptors are permanently damaged
>>219054816it's really sad being stuck on the level of a 13 years old deep ito your 40's
>2hr 35minwhy is this the standard now? This movie could have easily been 2 hours and it would have been much better for it. There's a ton of useless stuff that should have been cut.Aside from the entire I Fucking Love Science! vibe of the movie, the length was its biggest problem. Thankfully goose always delivers, otherwise this movie would be dogshit.
>>219065628It wasn't long enough, there are parts of it that are rushed especially the ending.
>>219049614why do jews keep forcing these weird alien women into everythingare they the new blacks?
>>219065843>feed me more CONTENT!!!the ending could have been cut entirely. The whole sequence of the taumeoba leak and having to go save Rocky etc. added nothing to the film. Cut that along with half of the flashbacks on Earth and you would have a much better movie. You can even still have Grace go to Rocky's planet with him if you rework some of the previous scenes.
>>219043672this just got back as wellgreat movie>>219065843also this but "people" in current year cant even handle this lengthwanted Rocky to take him home and make contact ect...
>>219065628It didn't feel long to me. Some parts were too fast. Like building the chain and breeding the taomeba.
>>219066220>added nothing to the filmIt was a happy ending and character development for the protagonist who decided to sacrifice something of his to help others. He could have let Rocky's entire species die out, he didn't even know them.
>>219066220It's the ending though. That's how the book ends. Grace has to sacrifice his return home to save Rocky and the Eridians
>>219066746Something he refused to do for humans. Showing character development yadda yadda
>>219050927I must have missed something, what kang betrayed Gosling? Did he expect a guy working for the government to sacrifice his own career and the entire planet just for Gosling? The entire idea is that Gosling was a coward and the government was pushy and authoritarian but in the end this was the right thing to do.
>>219062154Lord & Miller >>>>> Chazelle
>>219062154Get the fuck out of here, this is the Goose board.
>>219066746>That's how the book endsThat's irrelevant. Jurassic Park ends with the air force destroying the fucking island in the book.>>219066746>Grace has to sacrifice his return home to save Rocky and the EridiansVery easy to do that with the previously existing material without tacking on a phony dilemma that doesn't even make sense. Rocky is the one who created the xenon breeders, but he's too stupid to grasp the concept of a containment leak? The movie pays lip service to the idea that Rocky and Grace need to work together and make up for each other's deficits, but what it actually shows us is Rocky doing 90% of the heavy lifting. Then asks us to believe that he'd be incapable of figuring out a solution to a very basic problem? I just don't buy it. It feels like a weak contrivance that exists only to present Grace with a dilemma.
>>219067263>Then asks us to believe that he'd be incapable of figuring out a solution to a very basic problemThe point is the problem can't be solved by Rocky.The taomeba they bred can get through Xenonite.Grace can contain it, Rocky can't, because his whole ship was Xenonite.So Rocky could diagnose the problem but never solve it, which Grace points out, so is why he has to chase him down
I liked the part where the actor pushed by the media said a popular thing, then I lol'd and made sure my friends understood that reference. It's was mostly hella epic. I'll be honest, I cried at the reveal/twist, I was so moved. My half mother/sister grabbed my hand in unison and we wrote a prayer that the rest of our group chanted for a few minutes. Overall, it was a 8/10 experience, 7/10 movie rating. Go see it anons. It's truly well made.
You know, at first I thought that all the /tv/ posts on how reddit this movie is are knee-jerk reaction from 4channers who just hate the other website and anything that even remotely appears to appeal to it. Having seen it, God you all were right, it's absolutely reddit.The book actually made something out of the science behind what was going on. There was a lot of emphasis and discussion of the fact that eridians do not understand radiation, Grace breeding taumoeba, etc. In the movie this is barely there, it's just action and buddy movie and "I hecking love science" and fucking MCU gags and quips and "comedic timing". I don't really get the comparisons with the Martian. The only really annoying parts of it was the le quirky black astrophysicist that Glover (I think) plays and the "Imma science the shit out of this" line. This movie is basically just those. Compared to how much of a manchild Grace is, Watney was a downright stoic. I probably would have had a better evening if I just read the book again.
>>219043257the first 2 minutes is a slapstick comedy skit. otherwise great film. I went in high and having not seen the trailer or anything and it was a ride
>>219067968I think we watched different films
I remember in the book the amnesia plot point was important, each earth flashback was him remembering part of the problem, which helped him focus on solving the next step in space. However in the film he has amnesia for about 3 minutes.
>>219069659In the film amnesia is used for the twist where he remembers that he was forced into space against his will
>>219047700>Gosling is great and his charisma singlehandedly rescues a worthless nothingburger character. Total shit saved by the goose.Many such cases.
>>219069731Kinda. The directing doesn't make it clear at all that the flashbacks are his memory coming back.
rocky was an asshole I'm glad he died I got kicked out of the cinema halfway through this shit for yelling fuck rocky!
This was fucking gay
I like in the book where he gives up living on earth to be haled as a hero among the rock people and is kept in a special dome so all the Rockies can wave to him Does the movie include the human zoo as reward for his civility to another living being?
The film didn't even touch on the bit where they have to actually make the astrophage with solar panels over the Sahara.
>>219041729It's just 2 hours and 36 minutes of TARS from Interstellar with flashbacks and a forced karaoke scene.That's it, that's the movie.I don't get the hype, maybe the book is better, idk.
Why didn't Sylvester Stallone play Rocky?
>>219041729I watched it not knowing what was it about and it was great
dude... holy heck... they scienced the motherfucking shit out of that thing y'all
>>219066857>I must have missed something, what kang betrayed Gosling? It seems you know who>Did he expect a guy working for the government to sacrifice his own career and the entire planet just for Gosling?They could have gotten ten other nogs, spics or pajeets to knock him out. Nah, they picked that specific nog to twist the knife and enforce the point - never trust a kang.>The entire idea is that Gosling was a coward and the government was pushy and authoritarian but in the end this was the right thing to do.Its not abput whether its "the right thing" or not. Hag had no right to force Grace into the mission against his will. You yourself admit that its authoritarian.
>>219069882that was easily assumed
>>219069882nta but there's literally a scene sandwiched between flashbacks where he's writing down on a whiteboard what he's just remembered in the previous scene kek
