Why did they make Flanders an anti vaxxer
He's educated
>>219043432I think that bogus paper about vaccines causing autism came out in the 80s, this would have been some years after that
>>219043544>bogusjfc
>>219043432That's a clear iron deficiency. Get them on the liver and onions, Neddy
>>219043432I love the simpsobs
>>219043432Loxism
lol manmade medical slop is evil. So that's about it.
When he throws the Harry potter book in the fire
>>219043432An often forgotten fact is that he used to work in the pharmaceutical industry before opening the leftorium.
Because previously antivaxxism was mostly a schizo christcuck belief until miggers pushed it into the mainstream
>>219046577wasnt trump the one advocating the vaccine?
>>219046902Yeah, the Covid vaccine, because Covid was fucking the economy sideways. He blamed autism on other vaccines before.
>>219043432Cause he's meant to be a Christcuck carricature?
>>219044852This. Smallpox isn't even real
>>219043432why are we importing people with tuberculosis and small pox if it's so important to vaccinate civilians for that stuff
>>219048096Funny you mention smallpox because we eradicated smallpox and then abolished the smallpox vaccine because it has significant risk of complications like encephalitis.
>>219043607Kek this is funny because it's the way that schizos think. It's always some abstract hard to define thing out of reach that's the problem, not the obvious answer. They're always worried about even the most low probability things that are very hard to diagnose T. a doctor
>>219043432Matthew (((Abram))) Groening
You have to be an extra special kind of retarded to accept any kind of (((vaccine))) after the scamdemic.
>>219044852Based. Look at how this painter in the 17th century painted a happy painting of people free of big medicine.
>>219048988I never go to the doctor. I think they're evil. I welcome death.
>>219043432Same reason he was against home insurance, he sees it as a form of gambling
>not wanting to inject yourself with untested medicine means you distrust all scienceliberals claim the weirdest things
>>219049030>we must artificially prolong life indefinitely without a comparable increase in quality of life, and enslave young people to keep these unnaturally old people alive because... BECAUSE WE JUST HAVE TO, OKAY?!?!?!?!
>>219049025>>219049100This is pre covid you dumbasses
>>219049109based
>>219049146I know, but the purpose of this particular thread is to make fun of covid "vaccine" skeptics.
>>219048781>we eradicated smallpox Wonder how we did that retard
>>219049197By sanitizing drinking water, retard.
>>219049197You're just going to pretend I didn't just explain that? BTW you still need to keep up with your covid vaxx or you're a chud.
>>219049146They were already making kids retarded.
>>219049231Why did sanitising drinking water eradicate smallpox but not other diseases?
>>219049171No it isnt
>>219049268It just did, ok goy? Don't ask questions
>>219048753Hey, dont ask questions. Just trust the science bro. The science that says stay 6 feet away, wear a mask, but also let millions of unvetted scum into the country because they are poor, which means asylum for some unknown reason
>>219048988Sounds like you could do with some iron, anon. You're delirious.
>>219043544Let me guess who said it was bogus. I dont even need to read their wiki ea
>>219049282OK retard what's your explanation for why smallpox doesn't exist anymore if it wasn't vaccines?
>>219049327Easy, it was faked, like covid :)
>>219049357They faked it for thousands of years?
>>219049146Yeah but flu shots (and covid shots too) are fucking retarded and have no benefit to children or adults. They are not particularly effective in reducing the rate of Flu and actively hamper your natural immune system. It's better to just take on the flu, build a natural immunity, and continue to do so as influenza is a constantly mutating virus that can never have a fully effective vaccine manufactured against it. Now there are plenty of other vaccines that are actually effective but that's because they treat far more stagnant viral infections and actually use weaker versions of the virus to build up natural immunities. Being antivax is fucking stupid, but just injecting random vaccinations is just as fucking stupid.
>>219043432Because by this point the show was being written by limp-wristed urbanite coastal nepo-babies who operate on stereotypes and social misinformation at the expense of being able to write decently.>Flandur = Krischun>Krischun = Bad>Aunti-Vacksur = Bad>Therefore, Flandur = Aunti-VacksurThat's literally their logic: Basic Transitive Chains based on misinformation and assumptions.
>>219049389Yeah, history is mostly fake. Or do you think Atlantis or shit like headless men are real?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Headless_men
>>219049327Hygienic practices and the reduction of individuals working with farm animals where small pox was present was likely the reason small pox was eradicated. Remember the small pox vaccine existed for nearly a century before the virus went extinct which indicates the vaccine was an ancillary factor at best.
>>219046577>Because previously antivaxxism was mostly a schizo christcuck belief Actually it's was primarily a belief among anti-capitalist, anti-industrial envirotards in California who believed medicine needed to return to an all-natural sort of existence, just like food.But that was probably before you were even born, zoomy.
>>219049197The fact that immunization can work does not negate the fact that artificial vaccines, especially when paired with and modified with various additives, can have incredibly dangerous negative side-effects.
>>219043432What illness are they supposed to have? The flu? You do need to get sick sometimes to keep your immune system adaptable.
>>219049436>two groups can't hold the same belief for different reasons It was both you absolute mongoloid.
>>219043432I became an anti-vaxxer when I realised the yearly flu-shot wasn't stopping me getting sick, but when I changed my diet to a little-to-no carb diet, primarily eating meat and diary with some green leafy veg for missing nutrients, I stopped getting sick. Even when I supposedly had covid 3 times since 2020, it was just a runny nose.Sickness is bad diet. Not viruses. We have an immune system to protect us, you need to keep it properly fuelled and it works just fine. Oh, and beware factory or mass produced meats, they pump them full of shit. Get to know a local farmer and/or sea fisherman for your meat and diary supplies.
>>219049425>Hygienic practices and the reduction of individuals working with farm animalsthen why isn't it present in India?
>>219048988>t. DoctorSo you pushed the clot shots for money to maintain your papers
Flanders is a man to aspire to be. He has a beautiful wife and raised two kind, well-behaved children. He is selfless and has strong moral character.
>>219049522>I became an anti-vaxxer when I realised the yearly flu-shot wasn't stopping me getting sickEveryone knows it doesn't stop you from getting sick retard. It's the first thing they tell you. It's to stop the symptoms from becoming severe since some people can die from flu. I don't get my flu shot either because I'll just tank the symptoms but holy shit what a dumb reason to become an anti-vaxer. I pray to god you're a russian bot and not an actual human being.
>>219049877>russian botRussia does flu shots too, retardo.
>>219049877It's quite incredible that you failed to understand my post saying that the flu-jab never stopped me getting sick but fixing my diet did, and then still had the gall to call anyone else a russian bot. Dumb cunt.
>>219043432>kids getting COVIDvanishingly rare, it's usually the other way around
>>219049406Lmao>Christians are heckin' evil antivaxxers who abuse their kids even though the guy who made this show was a routine passenger in the Lolita Express and most of us jack off to fetish crapCalifornia really is a plague upon us mankind
>>219049846I know a person who died from Covid and I don’t know a single person who’s ever had blood clots. Funny seeing as 90% of the US has had at least one round of the vaccine.
>>219043432Cause modern Simp-sons writers are a bunch of wokie fucktards who get off to denigrating wholesome traditional characters and destroying culture>Homer Simpson goes from somewhat daft but caring family man who would move the whole world to help his wife and kids to a retard who gets raped by panda bears>Marge goes from the wife who is concerned about her kids and husband's safety as well as how society crumbles to a badass feminist who beats Homer at everything>Bart goes from the rebellious kid with secret talent to a total loser for one-off gags>Lisa goes from the smartass who thinks she's way smarter than she is and has to learn how the world works to the writers' political insert character who's constantly bitching about veganism and marxism>The Flanders family goes from being the optimal family the Simpsons aspire to be and a source of jealousy to Maude dying because the creators are cheap niggers and the rest becoming HECKIN' DUMB CHRISTIANS BRO GET IT RELIGION BAAAAAAAAAAAD>Moe goes from being shady but ultimately wellmeaning with Homer to a creepy loser>Skinner goes from being a badass vet who kicks ass yet loves his mother to a fucking wimp>Entire show starts using Family Guy-tier gore jokes because HAHA BLOOD FUNNY, WE HAVEN'T RUN OUT OF IDEAS YET>Shitty cameos where they glaze the fucking celebrities (which play themselves instead of an original character like how it was with Phil Hartman and MJ)>Plots have gone from "Simpsons family need money and eventually get it after hijinks" to Treehouse of Horror style nonsenseMan this show really fucking fell after a few seasons, but after season 7 or 8 it straight up became unwatchable. I don't care what shills say, the Simpsons is and will remain dead forever
>>219050508>Most jewish post of the month award
someone post the pro- and anti-vaxxer jaks who smugly wait each other to die but no one does
>>219050419>the guy who made this show was a routine passenger in the Lolita ExpressWhich guy?
>>219050508I know dozens of people who died to COVID.I also know 3 people who just suddenly dropped dead of heart attacks after taking the vaxx, despite not having histories of heart issues.
>>219050574
>>219044852He's literally a pharmacist.
>>219050545>modern Simpsons>is over 25 years old
>>219050591Do you have a better source then a bootleg Ben Garrison cartoon?
>>219050634Just fucking search it retard, a woman called Virginia Giuffre accused him of forcing her to clean his disgusting feet on the flight to Epstein's IslandWho knows what the actual fucking sick shit he did on Epstein's private parties, dude is a nepo baby anyways
>>219050179HURDDURR DID YOU KNOW THAT EATING RIGHT MAKES YOU HEALTHY? I AM NOW ANTI-VAXAbsolute fucking retard. And then trying having "the gall" to twist and turn your wormy self to pretend you said otherwise. Eat shit.
>>219050692A foot massage? That's practically rape!
>>219050986Thanks for confirming you're an absolute retard and don't know you just proved my point that diets work better than vaccinations. You massive gay shite.
>tfw i have to choose between trusting my doctor or some anonymous 4chan poster that read a few articles
>>219051056You know you can read the same articles and research papers (reproducibility crisis btw) and make up your own mind, right?
>>219049109It's what the people of the era that you tout as "utopia" wished for.
>>219051732>that you tout as "utopia"What exactly am I supposed to have touted?
>>219044896Based Flanders. Only the most insufferable fags enjoy that shit.
>>2190434326 years. It has been 6 years and you are still talking about le vaxxHave you even left your house since then? You no life cocksuckerKill yourself
>>219043432more like basedsons
>>219050508>as 90% of the US has had at least one round of the vaccine.Imagine the bubble of self delusion you need to live in to believe this
>>219043432He was always based
>>219049109too based for this site, not to mention board
>mfw the tolerant left gathered in droves to get raped by the trump vaccine and tried to send dissidents to concentration camps
>>219049307And don't forget that its totally to attend BLM protests
>>219043597The British guy that started this was only saying a specific vaccine caused it not all of them, and he was just trying to sell his own medicine instead, and it just morphed Anti vaxxers really got played by a bong unintentionally
>>219043432Simpsons writers, who always were godless liberals, need outlets to vent about things, with different characters serving different venting purposes, while Lisa is their self-insert. Flanders is their outlet for everything that ticks them off about overly religious protestants, so he gets everything that they think suits that type.
>>219043432Because he went from being the nice guy who's very Christian to he is our representation of the idiot cultural conservatives.
>>219050616there's a lot of interesting information you can infer from pharmaceutical research if you pay attention to what they carefully don't investigate
>>219051056do you think your doctor may have some kind of investment in adhering to medical establishment orthodoxy?
>>219049109Then why aren't you abandoning modern society to live in nature and die faster?
>>219043432
It's been 6 years. Move on already, Jesus Christ.
>>219050692>forcing her to clean his disgusting feet>forcing her
>>219054664>everyone is out to get me! it's all a big conspiracy to make me eat my veggies!this is why no one likes anti vaxxers
>>219054682NTA but as a hospital worker, he does have something of a point.Obviously you dont want to keel over from a flu at 35 but modern medicine really keeps people alive way longer than it should at times.Sometimes I really wish my patients would be able to choose medical suicide as opposed to the bullshit we subject them to.
>>219054682It's not about "dying faster", dumb shit.It's about having a balance between longevity and quality of life.
>>219049877Don't you think it is kind of stupid we shut down gyms in 2020&2021 when every person under 50 who died of COVID had at least 3 comorbidities, with the most common being obesity and diabetes?It seems like COVID lockdowns until we get the vaccine shutting down gyms beaches and places people exercised were counter productivehttps://youtu.be/EcjyQm2KRnE
>>219054701That's why Clott Adams is still with us. Getting vaccinated lowered his risk of dying to 0%
>>219049877>It's to stop the symptoms from becoming severeOh, how quickly the Overton window changed when describing vaccines.Protip: that's not how vaccines work.
>>219043432https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FlanderizationIts a real shame, because originally Flanders was a source of envy for Homer, adding depth to both characters.>HomerHomers dysfunctional family lifeKids misbehave constantlyHomer is an alcoholicAddicted to foodDead end boring job>Flanders Peaceful home lifeLoving well behaved childrenLoving wifeStrong Christian moralsRuns own modest successful business occupying a niche in the marketNow:>FlandersBigotConspiracy theoristGenerally unpleasant>HomerHates Lisa's saxaphone (for some fucking reason?)Is a pale shadow of Peter Griffin
>>219060125Homer going bar to drink all the time makes the show feel dated already because people don't drink like they used to.
>>219049717They don't cultivate cows where Small Pox originated.
>Hates Lisa's saxaphone (for some fucking reason?)This was always a thing you idiot.
>>219060539https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa%27s_Sax>"Lisa's Sax" is the third episode of the ninth season of the American animated television series The Simpsons.>On his way to purchase a new air conditioner, Homer discovers that a musical instrument is a way to encourage a gifted child, and subsequently sacrifices his air conditioner money to buy Lisa her first saxophone. In the present, Marge mentions that there is some money in the air conditioner account, so Homer decides to buy another saxophone for Lisa. Who's the idiot now?
Do vaxxers really?
>>219061007I do wonder how these people feel about those tattoos now.
>>219043432Because it's funny. Why can't faggots like you just enjoy a joke without making it about yourselves?
>>219061007theres 400 million people in north america alone, you can find all kinds of weirdos.ragebait like this should have no bearing on your real world opinions, if you get swayed by this you are cattle yourself
>>219060968Are you aware of the jokes that are made at the very beginning of the episode pre-flashback? Jesus Christ you're a fucking retard.
>>219060968>Couldn't concentrate with that infernal racket >Lisa! What did I tell you about playing that saxumathing in the house?!>S01E06 Moanin' LisaYou are.
>>219059641>It's about having a balance between longevity and quality of life.the balance is being alive vs being deadliving is always better
>>219049869sound like a raycis
>>219062283Nah, between being sick and in constant pain from my 60's and living until I'm 100, and being completely healthy until I die suddenly at 80 I'd pick the second one without hesitation.
>>219043597>>219049320the guy was selling vaccines himself and said a rival brand caused autism so he could take their market shareretards (aka you) extrapolated this to all vaccinesautism has been on the rise because infant mortality has decreased, so all the autist babies that would've perished in the past get to survive now
>>219060274That's far from the most dated thing on the SimpsonsThe fucking clown hosting a variety program for kids is WAY more dated
>>219065254>autism has been on the rise because infant mortality has decreased, so all the autist babies that would've perished in the past get to survive nowDo the people who say this shit even live in a 1st world country? The autism rate is like 1 in 31 in America now, do you realize how many babies would have had to die every year to hide that?
