There's a girl into me right now that's just like the "two-faced" woman from Seinfeld. Just makes me appreciate the show even more.
>>219044387Does it really make any sense? Everyone looks weird when there's funny lighting on their face, but it doesn't change that an attractive person is really attractive.
>>219046163I swear to God this girl looks great half the time and... not great the rest.
>>219044387desu I think she looks cuter in the right pic
>>219047457Yeah she doesn't really look bad in the show. But it's a funny and relatable episode.
>I've heard of this syndrome. She a two face Jerry!
i feel the same way with sydney sweeney in regular clothes vs sydney sweeney with her tits out. feels like she's a completely different person
>>219047575festivitus overshadows this plot though.. and jeans waste and no-bagels too... good episode though
>>219047624That's just called a butterface m8
>>219047624>when your tits are so magnificent you generate your own cheerleader effect
>>219046163Most people are just ugly regardless
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>>219044387What's a Seinfeld?
>>219049150Yes and no. Makeup and outfits make a woman. The women who appear ugly simply don't know how to present themselves.
>>219046163You're right it doesn't make sense. Jerry is always breaking up with hot women for the silliest reasons. His character must have been a secret homosexual.
>>219047725Her body isn't good enough and her face isn't bad enough to be a butterface. She had tits but her body is stumpy and she has no waist and her legs are short and not even slightly toned.
>>219049334This is what marketing tells ugly women.
>>219044387Reminds me of that episode where George and Jerry try out homosexuality for a goof and they have a contest to see who can have sex with Kramer first.
Anyone else got a bad feeling about ScarJo as Two-Face's "wife" in the next Batman?
straight guys dont wear tight jeans with shirts tucked inwe hide our bodies under baggy Taz shirts and basketball shorts
>>219049334Cope
>>219049463You've never met a two-face, I can tell
>>219049490Reality is an ugly woman with makeup is just an ugly woman. If you have bad skin or something you can cover it up with makeup but you need good bone structure at the very least.
>>219049463That's what people with options do.
>>219051636post physique immediately>we hide our bodies under baggy Taz shirts and basketball shortsspeak for yourself. some of us graduated from cartoon tees to ironic thrift store polos and still look equally autistic.tight jeans discourse on /tv/ is crazy though. next you’re gonna tell me watching Seinfeld reruns makes you gay because you understand subtext.
>>219049463It's more of the homo/bestial sensibility to not have standards and put your pud into whatever monstrosity comes your way.
