how would you save the Oscars?
fire Mr Haiti for one
Hire streamers/esports celebrities to host and/or announce winners.
>>219046407Nudity, live execution, live sex show, cussing.
>>219046407Save movies first? Save the idealization of celebrities being the most important things ever first? I'd start with one of those two. Possibly both.
>>219046491LTG should host the Oscars.
>>219046407hire chuds to beat the piss out of Haiti Man on stage OR send him to Haiti with a bodycam + drone livestreaming
>>219046407I would put them on YouTube.
>>219046407>>219046407GO WOKE GO BROKEthe diversity requirements to get an award is pure anti art. It’s a noble goal sure, but disqualifying a film Becuase it has an all white cast, is retard
i genuinely mean this:will smith as host
>>219046445>>219046547I hear Haiti is a beautiful country
>>219046407>how would you save bullshit only retards care about?
>>219046445Mr. Forehead
>>219046407MrfuckingBeaaaaaaaaaaaaast
I wouldn't. No one wants to see rich people pat each others back.If I absolutely had to do something with them, I'd get rid of the Academy and make it an open public vote. I'm much more interested in what peoples overall favourites are than what some nebulous jury thinks.
>>219046407Nuke hollywood
>>219046407Maybe not let the guy responsible for Rob Reiner's death host the damn thing?
why do boomers watch events like this? Its like they enjoy being talked down to and treated like cattle.Celebrities are all faggots
>>219046491the problem isn't the host you fucking retard. it's that everyone rightfully now believes that all films are not chosen based on their merit but on industry politicking and favors, diversity quotas, and virtue signalling.>>219046407People used to watch the Oscars to see which films are good to watch. It was Rotten Tomatoes/IMDB before the internet was mainstream. If they really want to fix the Oscars then they should give the show back to the viewers and let the people pick the best films in each category, or at least devote half the show to audience selections, because nobody trusts what the industry picks anymore.
>>219046407Unironically Moulin Rouge topless dance routines (as in that Substance tv show)
Just list the winners on Xitter
>>219047618nominate movies people actually care about instead of worthless crap like The Secret Agent (I will admit the climax was kino however)
>>219046407I wouldn't do anything, I would listen to what Oscar has to say, and that's what no one did.
>>219046407it's not worth saving. the woke mind virus must be exterminated.
The sketch after the rolling credits was super lame. If Conan O'Brien really tried to entertain the world he would spill the beans on the Reiner family
>>219046407Have Ricky Gervais host them.
fatal four ways for the oscar
>>219046407Next years Oscars should take place at Conan's house. No cops.
>>219047293Nta but i think youre rightthe os.ars is just another stupid award show for the industry itselfno one wants to watch mastabatory awards any moreyou had the mtv movie awardsyou had the nickelodeon awardsa;d you have a bunch of jokey joke awards. its the same reason why we dont watch the tonys. i mean really in an age of streamin_ services how much sway does the academy or sag actuslly have these days?>>219046491not hosting maybe as presenters though. You know lindsay ellis would be cool as a presenter of best female or something.
Why would I want to save this shite? I hope it meets an ignominious end.
It will go up when it’s on a more viable platform. Last year it was on Hulu and crashed on the app. This year you had to have cable or some kind of package with Fubo. Of course it’s down. People are cutting cable and you put it behind expensive price tiers.
>>219046407just shut it down.
By me accepting Best Director and giving the greatest speech in the entire history of the awards and then pulling a Charlie Rich by setting the award on fire and flipping off/crotch chopping my way off the stage.
Anyone who's watched that tripe since the Affirmative Action Year (2001), needs to get their immunity updated.
>>219048646Jesus how is this so good without any blatant AI insanity
>>219048982Ask Punished Jesus on Twitter. He's the one who created it.
>>219046407Nudity
>>219047293This is what happens when you pander to a bunch of lying grifters like Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. The fucking justice system works the same now too. We have non-remorseful killers getting leniency for growing up black, but someone makes a mistake or gets pushed over the edge by a scumbag or woman (same thing), they get life x40
>>219046843Nearly a six head.
>>219046407https://www.oscars.org/awards/representation-and-inclusion-standards>At least one of the lead actors or significant supporting actors submitted for Oscar consideration is from an underrepresented racial or ethnic group in a specific country or territory of production.The public, even if they don't know about Academy Awards DEI submission guidelines, can tell that story comes 2nd to hiring some black with vitilago.
>>219046569>It’s a noble goal sureIt's anti-white, and anti-nation, and is a top-down behaviour change push to trigger preference cascades for productive whites to suicide themselves
>>219046407Who the fuck would ever watch the oscars when contemporary movies are universally trash for midwits?
>>219049444This. When goofy reddit movies win best picture it further fractures the normal working men and women from caring
>>219046407I wouldn't.
>>219046407>shit ceremony>shit american "humor">shit actors>shit moviesNot surprising
>>219046407(1) movies need to be good again and you need to nominate movies that peopla actually watched. (2) movie studios need to hire talent, not diversity and activists. Everybody is sick and tired of being lectured or having to deal with diversity in their free time when they're just trying to escape this.
>>219049444This piece of shit winning as many awards as it did was one of the most clear tells to normals that the awards don't mean shit. I have not met one single person irl or online that liked this movie (I don't count 4chan replies either because you're all bots, pajeets, or trolling retards).
>>219046445mf'er is never gonna live that one down
>>219046407He has blood in his hands, what were they thinking?
Stop the Leftist propaganda. Or any comedian ask the Outspoken commies like Ruffalo or Javier Bardem about how many homeless people live in their multi-millionare mansions
>>219049444Release date was 2022. tail end of covid.
>stop streaming it>people have to use normal television to watch it>ratings go upsimple solution if you want more people to watch it from television.
Song & dance, like the late great Billy Crystal
>>219046407Make it be a show about rewarding starving children.
>>219046407go back to it being an unaired industry event.
>>219046407Let it die. Like it's just a celebrity circle jerk.
>>219046407I tuned in for 10 minutes and the actors were locking arms and breaking out into song at random moments. It was the gayest thing i've ever seen in my life, and that's an insult to gays. Making it a tolerable show to a normal person would be a good start. Unironically they should copy The Game Awards and use it to announce new films.
All winners are sent to Epstein island wearing the bull mask for a day, all livestreamed. All losers are bukakked on stage by production crews. Will Smith and Chris Rock host every year forever
Make good movies.
>>219046618rock and smith cohosts
>>219050372>Song & dance, like the late great Billy CrystalLol. The last time he did that it felt so outdated and completely out of sync with prevailing culture, like they'd thawed him from a deep freeze vault he'd been kept in since 1990.They'll bring him back to host at least one more time though
>>219051785>Making it a tolerable show to a normal person Impossible. These are Hollywood actors who legitimately live in some made up world and think it's reality
>>219046553It's happening next year.Imagine if they turn the chat on lmao
>>219046407I'd let it die and spit on the corpse.
>>219046491This is the plan for when they move to youtube
>>2190464074 year low doesnt seem that bad in an era of declining tv viewership
>>219046407>how would you save the Oscars?Ban all Americans.
no one watched the movies so why would they watch an award show for movies?
>>219046407i watched it, but i don't have an antennae for local channels so i just watched some bootleg stream where my view didn't count. aren't they supposed to start streaming it on youtube in a year or two? as long as that's free, i'm sure that alone will help the numbers
>>219054918>ban americans from american event this board is too brown for me now
>>219046407rig the building with explosives
>>219046407The decade is over halfway over and only one Best Picture winner has had any cultural or commercial impact: Oppenheimer. EEAAO was popular for two weeks and then totally forgotten about. Nobody watched a single movie released during the pandemic. People won’t care about award shows until they care about the products being awarded.
>>219054979>ban americans from american eventYou asked me how it could be improved, Ameribrown.I've apologised if I've upset you, but omelettes and eggs and all that.
>>219047092If they let Nick Reiner host from prison I would watch.
>>219046407all male nominees have to fight in a cage match to see who wins. all female nominees have a fuck-off to see who wins
>>21904640717 million is still a alot of people, I don't know why you retards are doomposting
>>219055430It’s funny when you consider 30 years ago regular ass sitcoms were getting 20-50 million viewers and awards shows were getting even more than that. Those days are long gone.
>>219055530Cry about it, boomerfag.Nobody cares about your shitty awards shows.
>>219055610he's not crying, brocoli fag
>>219055610calm down
>>219046407>how would you save the Oscars?I wouldn'tcordon off southern californianuke hollywooddon't let anyone escape
I would hire Mr. Beast.
What you retards will never understand is this a circle jerk party for actors and any ratings they get is bonus. If they have to they will just have this behind closed doors if they need to. No I am not defending this, this is just reality. Journalists have their own version of the Oscars which is not televised but fulfills the same purpose
>>219056314>I will mention common knowledge like it is super sekrit
>>219046407courtjester awards, powered by kikes
>>219056427It's clearly not when threads like this keep being made
>>219046407I still can't believe 17.86 Million people watch that bullshit
>>219046407why does he make that face, slightly condescending yet emotional, like he's feeling sorry for someone/something, he's just another empty headed studio puppet
>>219046502This is the correct answer... the oscars can only ever be as good as the movie industry itself
>>219046407exactly what they're doing anyway, move to an online streaming platform. what this headline doesn't tell you is that despite tv viewership dropping, online engagement for the Oscars went up this year. broadcast tv is just a dead medium. and they've already recognized this which is why they're moving to Youtube in a few years.
>>219046407A) stop them all together it's a disgusting display even for film enthusiasts, there's no way to say there's a 'best' in a subjective thingB) have trump host it, would be fucking hilarious if he was on his 2016 banter again
>>219046407Have the tourettes guy host it live with no tape delay
>>219048571i miss this meme
Have Leno and Letterman cohost
The winners get an Oscar, the losers get killed
>>219049444that movie was mid kind of pastiche work (tbf not unlike tarantula) i don't watch the oscars but didn't the directors call themselves geniuses? i held off for a long time then i finally watched it because a chick i liked wanted me to and my main take away was it was just mediocre. wasn't even angry didn't think it was woke just kind of a dumb premise
>>219046407start by getting a non-geriatric host. conan has been ratings poison for 30yrs
only boomers have cable and/or antenna anymore
>>219046502Where do celebs rank in the Maslow's hierarchy o needs? Did you pray to your chosen celebs 5 times yesterday?
>>219046407have a host that would take the piss out of both republicans AND democrats, since this shitshow is another democrat circlejerk like superbowl.
>>219060679Bob Hope and Johnny Carson did just that, back in the day.
>>219050337Those viewership numbers include the hulu stream too idiot, but your version is a nice and clean way to kill the oscars for good
>>21905497950% of americans are brown
>>219060415Multiverse shit is so played out and the movie didn’t really do anything novel with the concept. The humor was also juvenile and lowbrow. Why did a movie with jokes about buttplugs and dildos get showered with awards?
>>219055610learn how to read
>>219046407The fact this slop is even watched at all is mind-blowing to me.
>>219060496these are streaming views
Move it to a streaming platform, which they are doing.
>>219046407I would stop bombing the people watching it first. That would be the first thing for sure.
>>219046407Movie stars aren't the most important people anymore. Anyone can have a voice now that streaming is available. More people are watching other people than going to movies.Other than that, the oscars need to be available to watch for free on something public like youtube. Have simuwatching that contributes to the ratings. Like let people watch them through streamers watching it. It sounds lame, but that's the future of how people enjoy content.
>>219046407>The OscarsThe last shred of evidence Hollyweird ever existed.
>>219046407i would have Will Smith hosts the next oscars. thats it.
Make better movies. Cinema is dead because no one watches new movies since they are terrible.Since no one watches new movies, no one cares about if they get awards or not resulting in low tv ratings for the Oscars.If Hollywood stops making shitty movies and goes back to making good ones, people will care about the Oscars again.
>>219047293>give the show back to the viewersWhat do you mean give it back to the viewers? The Oscars were always an Industry award.>let the people pick the best films in each categoryBut people are fucking stupid, you think the average Joe knows what movie had the best production design or cinematography?>devote half the show to audience selections, because nobody trusts what the industry picks anymore.That's pretty much already a thing. Look at the top movies from several user-rated websites, and most of the movies there were also at the Oscars.
>>219046496Now I'm down for the live executions. Better be fucking billionaires or other pieces of shit that have actually made our lives garbage.
>>219066333>But people are fucking stupid, you think the average Joe knows what movie had the best production design or cinematography?What the fuck does that matter? Films haven't been chosen based on merit since forever? For one, It's no different than our current democracy. People who don't have the slightest clue about politics or who they're even voting for still vote. So might as well just put the Oscars to a popular vote by text message or something and see what films everyone liked or were most impressed by, because there's no reason to watch it the way it is. For two, it would make the Oscars more interactive and make people believe they're playing part in the selection process and would spur online discussion and film debates similar to that seen with elections. Regardless of what you think, people do have the ability to be more informed now with the internet, all it takes is a social media post saying why they think a film should win best picture to spur a debate and convince/educate people in the elements of film production and what to vote for.
How does Conan still get work? Everything he touches turns to slop.
>>219067863Not to mention his tasteless Christmas parties.
>>219046407maybe stop having the guy who killed rob reiner host.And stop giving participation trophy's to mentally challenged blacks making garbage slop.
>>219046407How about stop nominating token niggers. Sinners was a poor movie. It succeeded, just like the Twilight movies. But besides box office, it was a lame poorly acted and will be forgotten in the near future like all the other DEI crap that has win major Oscar awards. And MBJ won for playing a twin, with the only distinguishing aspect being a toothpick. I mean, Nick Cage played twins in Adaptation with such excellence, but didn’t win, but this chin less ape did. These monkeys sully everything they touch, and that is why people are skipping watching their ugly chimney noses on their screen.
>>219046407He seems like a nice enough guy, but this was genuinely retarded.
that tourettes guy should be the host and female presenters should be nude
>>219046407People know it's DEI slop. Hollywood won't take the cue that they are not important anymore. It's dead.
>>219046407People just don't care about movies that much anymore.
The same way he saved Rob Reiner
>>219068459Rob passed away you limp wristed mary
>>219068498You can thank his dear "friend" Conan for that
>>219046407have all their chairs linked to 10000volts
>>219049444The most bullshit part was how Michelle Yeoh won Best Actress for this over Cate Blanchett in Tar.
>>219055430>17 million is still a alot of peopleThat's like the population of a single city in India.
>Celebs treated the theater like this
>>219046407Life extension technology for its remaining viewers
>>219069108this might honestly be the most feasible
Can't be saved, not with the people managing it.But, the first thing would be removing the DEI criteria for nominations. This would drastically improve the overall quality of the western cinema industry.
There's no purpose to watching the Oscars anymore when websites already tell you what is good, it will go back to being an unaired event and we will get the list every year after the fact.
>>219069044celebs don't get seated that high, this was just normal industry people
>>219046407I wouldn't It needs to die
>>219046407that ain't no conan the barbarian...
Is the problem actually the Oscars, or just that every movie sucks? Aside from that diversity mandate shit, everything I don't like about the academy awards is probably just as true when they still had decent ratings
>>219046407I wouldn’t
>>219046407I would scream NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! whenever one is on stage
>>219046407hollywood should start making good movies and they should air the oscars broadcast on online streaming services. the latter is more important than the former
>>219046407Why save it?
>>219046407Every person who loses gets sodomized live on the air.
>>219048571Yeah you wish
>>219072951many hollywood creeps would probably be into it unfortunately
>>219046407OK I'll try some ideas>make it a casual affair, not terrible clothes just more relatable clothes, guys should wear flashy watches and sports clothes or nice pants not tuxedos, get that hiphop Gen Z crowd into it, women are encouraged to wear revealing tops and seethrough pants though>make a best Stuntman award>get rid of all comedy bits or sketches except of course opening monologue>A very strict acceptance speech they have to read out loud and quit or get played off, one person speaks for the entire group>short movies get their own Oscar show on Saturday like its NBA All Star WeekendI think that alone carves out an hour from the show. Of course add exclusive movie trailers too.
>>219046407appeal to foreign markets
>>219046407Also we need to genuinely make a worldwide agreement that we remove the following awards shows forever because its good for actors, studios and would make more of an impact on cultureUSA: Golden Globes Movie AwardsCritics Choice AwardsMTV Movie & TV AwardsFilm Independent Spirit AwardsAnnie AwardsCésar AwardsLola AwardsDavid di DonatelloOr its okay to have these previous 3 but only if they never nominate what The Oscars would. We need The Oscars to be appropriately epic. And not as much spoilers to what wins.
>>219046407runner-ups can challenge the winner in combat to restore lost honorall awards to be decided by council of men named Oscar
