Why are you writing this shit off so fast? Why can’t Colbert write something?
>>219046960Mmm yummy goyslop
'This you retard? Why "can" Colbert write something, faggot? Does spending the last 20 years of his life belching hack propaganda on mainstream media for the sake of selling dogfuck hell product commercials for billions of accumulated dollars qualify him? What qualifies him?
>>219046960I’m so happy for Colbert that he is doing this. It will trigger chuds for years to come.
Who hasn't heard of the great writer Colbert, the Shakespeare of our time
The Colbert Report was a great show. He was really funny on that particular show whilst in character.
>>219048018>HUHUHUHUH I'M DUMDUM BILL OREILLY IM DUMMMMMMMMMM HUHUHUHUHUHfeel free to post a clip of one of his countless moments of brilliance
Because it's garbage fanfiction?
>>219048075wow your liberal father must've sexually abused you something fierce
>>219047955AI video will have matured enough by then that actual artists will already have taken LOTR into much greater heights while a faggot troon furry like you seethes into xer's wacom and proudly wear you anti-AI button to an empty theater
>>219046960Fanfic shouldn't become a screenplay.
>>219048102Nasty projection you diminutive little failure. 'Very based father, but my seethingly democrat highschool principal was a prolific molester of little boys, he donates to local democrats to this day, and his democrat judge friend keeps him out of prison.
>>219048102you gonna post that clip tho?
>>219048144brown post; didn't read
>>219048168god rage baited you your entire lonely childhood and there's more in store as you dwindle into your empty suicidal later years
>>219048190>no punctuation Brown post; didn't read.
>the actual reason why nobody liked smeagol was because he didn't want to have the elves' healing potion against the mordoric plaguewow
>>219046960>>219047955Uppercut yourself retard
>"Let's remake a film that still looks perfectly fine, is beloved by everyone and featured lots of talented actors!'Honestly, why?
>>219048358What? It's a sequel
>>219046960>Why can’t Colbert write something?Because he is a fucking failure. USAID gets cut and his dimwit propaganda segments get cancelled within two months of each other? What an incredible coincidence. Many, many such cases.
>TWO TOWERS?????
>>219047709>can someone say why Colbert is bad choice>no you cannot mention his careerThe fucking damage control is unreal.
>>219048373For what purpose? The story of LotR is over. The original writer has been dead for a long time now
>>219048428Subversion.
>>219048434>>219048428MoneyThey're running out of western art to ruin so they're just re-ruining shit they already ruined a decade ago
>>219048318leg sweep yourself
>>219047709Simply don't hire the fans.
If everyone hates the entertainment being shoved down their throats, they wont mind dying for Israel so much
>>219048377Except he's getting paid to write a shitty LotR movie and you're coping.Many such cases. In fact, keep seething. The more you seethe about woke, the woke-r Hollywood gets. And no, your daddy Trump is not going to do anything to fix the problem. Hell, it was Trump that was allowed Disney to buy Fox and thus make Fox even more woke.
>>219048541I think people need to get with the programme.Despite what the grifters tried to sell you, Trump never really cared for woke.
>>219048668I dont take any advice from ESL retards
>>219048113You're not Tolkien either.
>>219048018>The Colbert Report was a great showIt literally wasn't.
>>219048651>The more you seethe about woke, the woke-r Hollywood gets.Yo, I can make huge Hollywood executives throw away even MORE money just by complaining?
>oh my eru eluvatar!>what is it, merrylina?>according to this scroll saurons final curse is a plague upon middleearth>but there is magic cure we'll have to vaccinate everyone in the shire with this, quick, elanor!
>>219046960The most fair I can possibly be is to say that it doesn't matter who was writing for this ill-conceived project, it would still suck. That said, Colbert is a terrible choice, and it's retarded stunt-writing so another crying leftist can fail upwards.
>Fourteen years after the passing of Frodo - Sam, Merry, and Pippin set out to retrace the first steps of their adventure. Meanwhile, Sam's daughter, Elanor, has discovered a long-buried secret and is determined to uncover why the War of the Ring was very nearly lost before it even began.
hes not really writing it. he will oversee the gaggle of faggots they hire to actually write it, just like his show. in this way he is the most qualified guy for the job
>>219048113You will never be a real artist.
>>219049976You know what, keep doing that.I know that an effective boycott will get them to change their strategy, but if you want to complain & hate-watch, more power to ya
>>219050333Trips of motherfucking truth
>>219050302Yep it's girlboss again, called it.
anyone watched Asmongold's reaction to the Critical Drinker video about this? I did and thats why I am replying
LOTR trilogy, despite it's flaws, was lighting in a bottle. We've seen time after time It doesn't work outside of the three movies. There is no longer the talent force nor the will nor the economic motivation and support it requires something of that scope. Stop trying to make it happen.
>>219046960I honestly think Colbert is capable of writing something good. The problem is that he's been a political talk show shill for over a decade which means he'll likely sacrifice the story's integrity for his social politics.
>>219048458>They're running out of western art to ruin so they're just re-ruining shit they already ruined a decade agofucking wild, but that is exactly what they are doing.
>>219046960I just dont think its likely that a tv-show retard can match the writing of an academic with decades of experience in the topics he focuses on and literature in general, who also lived in a era where culture was at a high point.
Too many butthurt chuds.
>>219050537You mean when white people dominated the scene?
>>219050585>MUST DEFEND... BULLSHIT...TO....OWN...THE..CHUUUUUUUUDSlmao@your life
>>219050603frankly i think other cultures were better off before liberalism took hold in the public consciousness as well.
>>219046960He's incapable of doing anything write. He created the Vax scene for Christ's sake. Why should he be trusted with anything besides a noose?
>>219050302Movie starts with a voiceover against a black screen imitating Fotr:>Aragorn: This is a dream>Arwen: Then it is a very bad dream.
>>219048458kek
>>219046960colbert is basically irrelevant to the problems with an lotr sequel. you have to ask yourself is it wholly a sincere attempt to add to the legacy of lord of the rings and tolkien? for me, i'd say unequivocally nowe are in a post hobbit trilogy and a post rings of power world. the results speaks for themselves and no one is making tolkien adaptions in good faith. the purpose in continuing to slap tolkien's name on stuff is to extract as much money as possible from people before they get sick of the bloat and the bastardisations because we all know the people making this stuff are too self indulgent and will inject interpretations and ""corrections"" that are thematically incongruent
>>219046960Tbf Jackson was the worst thing about the trilogy. Nigga just goes overboard with the scale of shit, turned gimli into a joke, frodo and aragorn into emos, faramir, elrond, and denethor into cunts, and thought that sauron was literally a big eye. Orcs crawling on ceilings, elves at helms deep, the hobbits at osgiliath, that retarded ghost army that's so powerful that they could have ohko the entirety of mordor, girlboss arwen, that wacky wizard duel, and I could go on. Those movies were already at most 20% accurate to the books. What more could you do to ruin the story at this point?
>>219050816>He's incapable of doing anything writeHoly fucking christ son
>>219046960cause hes a fucking faggotI dont want to see his take on anything
>>219050302That doesn't actually sound too bad actually, it could be good if done well. A small comfy story. It will probably suck though
bc the content of his character
>>219046960Non chud here. Colbert is too much of a cog in the left wing machine and an insane quirk chungus.He will make it wacky and totally super hilarious while at the same time doing NOTHING to stop things like race swapping, girlbossing, blatant propaganda, etc. Isn't it already out that the main character is Sam's daughter? Or at least you can infer that.I don't even dislike the guy, but I agree he is not the right person to do it.
>>219053497>"non chud here">proceeds to utter the chuddest opinion ever
>>219046960He's too busy torturing kids and eating their flash with Podesta.Lowest of scums.
>>219046960I don't care about Donald Trump.
