JD's about to get laid edition>FTL News:-- The fish have teamed up to defeat the Jimmycordian Laura-- Landon used his legal knowledge to get out of a shitty production bit.-- production CANNOT stop catching Ls-- Twins won the TTS simp milking challenge-- Jet is dying of covid and COPD-- Vance and Bashir fought, Bashir won-- New freeloader: Drake's girlfriend, Carolina-- Bingo and Bongo will get wings if they complete their dragon missions.-- Emma's 23rd birthday>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5>>219046128
god the tts is fucking bad this seasonholy shit
JD cringe kino
Explain to me why this is funny.
doesn't realize that JD is a huge snorer
bald manlet benjamin taylor be lookin 45 years old at 26 but with the height of a middle schooler
laura mogs
can someone explain what the content is right now? how is holding hands funny?
Klaus fucks 3 year olds
womp womp
content overload!
Is he... flirting?
>>219047338>Faggot of the house is about to pipe fem troon faced brown JimmyGrimmy
>JD's attempts at being funny for the girlNo wonder he can't get laid
What if this is JD's girlfriend.
Imagine teaming with Jimmy for bits This is probably the lowest he's gone.
Jimmy D
>>219047347Laura thought she'd get to fuck with Landon but instead JD is waterboarding her
>AND THEN WE GET HIM A CUTE LATINA TO CUDDLE WITH HAHAHAHAHA
Holy shit!
Fishtank is deadIt's just a waiting room until production crashes out for content.Jet needs Sam
this reminds me of when i was still watching wwe in like 2005
Just bring Jimmy it to host the show.
Honest opinions: if they picked all major fans next season would it turn into fish vs fish or just friendtank all over again?
Should I get this Pokemon card? Haven't bought a trading card in a long time, but I fuck with him.
it all makes sense.hes just jimmy but gay
Current whereabouts?
>>219047347i don't know sorry>>219047355i don't know sorry>>219047362i don't know sorry
HIDE YOUR SERVERS
>>219047368>not using the classic site
That jet ian tweet. who else than Vicky?
>>219047372no freaking way
>>219047348>NOOO YOU CANT BRING UP THE CONTRACT
>>219047355Hehehe she wants to tickle hehehe so funny hehehe what contentProduction needs to collectively deepthroat a fucking shotgun.
>spends hundreds to spam this shit
>>219047371>CUTE
>>219047348All Landon does is whine
Another freeloader worn out. These people fucking suck
>>219047372niggerbob sagpants!!!
>>219047372oh shit it's niggerbob!!
>>219047391bezo or charitybut probably vicky
>>219047347Jet kissy tank is a fishtank staple
JD such a vibenuke the superbed just reverts back into his preacher slop
>>219047379i don't understand how "friendtank" has turned into meaning fish vs production now
It's sad that only Anissa had the IQ to realize how badly the wiggers are doing and decided to walk.Drake should have walked the moment he realized the rules don't matter
>>219047377Fuck it dude bring aperture and sardine tin crew that’s all people really want anyways is the spin offs.
>>219047383at an Atlanta preschool
>JD thinks showing how heckin knowledgeable he is will impress the nigger-spic
the best thing that could happen is airsoft and greg walk up from the basement
>>219047391Mauro
>>219047347Uhhhhhhh I'm lobotomized
>>219047383Klaus was posting here earlier so he wasn't killed by Atlanta niggers at least
JD fucked up. Could have made out or at least cuddled with her by now, especially when they got up and went back to the bed reset. Now he's trying to be funny as foreplay
>everyone acting like this is a content overload>extremely boring rnI'm thinking...this show is no longer for me. goodbye
>>219047389this is the worst ftl bit of all timeindian coded
>>219047389lmfao
did paul die?
>>219047372Wait what the fuck… JENNA???
>>219047354>>219047388i miss head
>>219047422He's been here the WHOLE TIME!
JD in incapable of not nuking vibes
>hey dude, do you know about [random subject]? Oh you don't? Well I do dude haha
>>219047425hi mints
>>219047396Most TTS is just autists voicing whatever thoughts that echo through their heads. That being said, this is probably production.
/ftl/ is the only reason I watch this show, you guys are all funny. TTS are not funny, kiwifarm type fags
>>219047379fish v fish because they're all rabid attention whores
>>219047425it's cryo he's doing his best
>>219047347this is actual teenager-level flirtation. insane to see 2 fully grown adults doing thisthe type of shit teenagers would do while saying "no eww you're gross, i do NOT like you!"
>>219047427paul is still alive but john died long ago
Vicky coming back and leaving in a couple of hours would be kino
>landon mogs the superbed bit by just leaving since he knows the freeloader is going to fuck with him>JD drops a VIBE MEGATON NUKE on the superbed bit by flirting with the freeloader and giving her the ick and wearing her outendless wigger Ls this season
>>219047421That's the funniest thing about JD, he's the type to always carry a condom but too pussy to ever make a move
>>219047401>>219047402thats poop spongebob fucking newfags
>>219047423
>>219047380This is basically the pokemon card equivalent of this holding hands bit
>>219047423Who is acting like its a content overload? Ever since the tactical vibe nuke JD killstreak was activated it's just been shitposting and discussing how fucked the show is. I dont even have the stream up cause I know nothing at all is happening right now.
>>219047379>if they picked all major fans next season would it turn into fish vs fish or just friendtank all over again>if they picked all major fans next season would it turn into fish>if they picked all fansstop doing this for fuck sakes
>>219047372who is this?
raped show, raped cast, raped production
contract
>>219047430jenna would save this shit show
>>219047422>you're laughing, JD was the only fish that got a delicious subway sandwich and you're laughing?
im not gay but like.. i want ONLY MEN in the tank
>>219047348This cost Landon a chance at winning. If you don't play doing with the wiggers it's over for you
>>219047380Why do you need advice on the purchase of a cheap item?
>>219047347Humor is subjective. Some viewers may be amused by JD's jokes. Others may be amused by their belief that JD is embarrassing himself.>>219047355The content right now is a continuous feed of Director Mode, locked on to the Computer Lab. JD and Laura are laying on mattresses that have been fitted together to make a "SuperFriendBed". They are holding each other's hands and chatting casually, following the rules of the SuperFriendBed challenge as first laid out by Ben. As for what's funny, refer to my first quote.>>219047362It's possible that JD is flirting with Laura.
what % of the fanbase are just people who want to be on the show
>>219047344“hi" swedenigger, what did you mean by this?https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/18314560/#18314579Proof: https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/24128996/#24130018
Gentlemen.
>>219047462this one word is what actually drove the wigglers nuts tonight
>>219047343writing new high quality TTS requires effort, the production is busy doing other stuff (like getting high) and audience can't turn nontent into content
>>219047358>>219047419Thank you for pumping up those Klaus mentions I feel better now
>>219047380>Blowing Jet attackBeth?
Is there any room where people aren't immediately seething about Bashir, JD is back at it again
Bingo bongo cute tomboys
>>219047410She didn't even have the IQ to walk, she just sat there waiting for production to kick her. These fish are fucking retarded, man.
>>219047440Some things become funny with enough repetition.
>>219047470Do yourself a favor and never look at the audition streams or tapes from last night. You will immediately lose hope in the potential of people they can get on this show. It's BAD.
Jesus Christ imagine dating JD and having to hear him babble like this 24/7
>>219047367Jimmy was the one that recommended her so no. JD just also knows her from being in Jimmy cord
>>219047476Wigglers! That's a funny variation.
>>219047471he's not swedish he's a proud american
>>219047470At this point?100% of them since no actual viewers are watching >Hi I'm Jake. I'm 29 years old. I'm unemployed and live with my mother. My favorite hobby is videogames. I think I would be good for fishtank because I'm not afraid to speak my mind.
The worst blacked pill in the world is that all it really takes to attract women is to be a yapper. The number 1 women value is men who just talk and never shut up. Looks don't matter, money doesn't matter. The number one thing women hate is awkward silence and introverted behavior.JD probably isn't lying about getting chicks because he is a yapper who never shuts up. Being quiet is the number one pussy repeler.The only time I've had success with women is when taking drugs that make you talkative. When you don't shut up women just laugh at everything you say and the more you talk the closer they get to you and start touching you.
this guy is attacking all the fishes in the tank wtf
oh fuuuuuuh nigga
Platonic footplay between friends.
>>219047415And Vicky
Vicky is only coming back to be Ben's cumbunny.
I know you’re here Jet kill yourself useless tweaker faggot mogged by an autist janitor lol
>>219047471dum i huvudet
feet in pussy NOW!
remember when fishtank fans actually made things
This TTS is insufferable
No part of any of this is funny or entertaining
this bitch so flexible it’s hot
>>219047485You mean the same production that literally begged her to stay? lol
>>219047490thanks paul it was just a typo haha have a good night man
>>219047503remember when fishtank producers actually made things
laura will get naked
>>219047474I'd jump up and shout KINO
>>219047498dont say that
>>219047509
>>219047503what things
>>219047495im finna bust
>>219047436Damiel is fucking hilarious
>>219047474This would save the show
>>219047347it isnt, its just annoying
JD is extremely fucking annoying but I am starting to believe he's the thinking man's fish of choice
COLD PALMER IS HERE
>>219047503cry more ai won
MOGGED
could they get ghostpolitics in the tank? i don't know who that is but landon doeswould it be possible or no
>>219047391Scott Sullivan MMA
If the show is so bad why are you watching it every day?
>>219047499Jet if you're here don't listen to this guy. I sincerely like the show this season regardless of the (minor) failings. Keep it up brother and ignore the pleb haters
>>219047503that was years ago bro
>>219047517I'd rather James Drake's gf get naked instead.
>>219047503like that game that cost $100k somehow?
>>219047493This is a whitepill-- thats a relatively easy skill to train.
>>219047503I try
>>219047511Yes, they begged her to stay so that they could kick her with the "elimination" and not lose 2 fish again.
>>219047533I don't think he shows his face but they could easily put him on the robot.
>>219047517show hole
>>219047493I have the opposite problem where if I start to yap, women start getting interested in me and genuinely begin yapping back and think I'm their friend even though all I want to do is blow my load and go to bed Being a yapper is fucking hell
>>219047503Remember when production didn’t fuckin suck dick? Me neither.
>>219047533Ghost has never shown his face, and he's not going to start now>>219047543Not a bad idea
jd is the worst fish in history
>>219047474Fishtank lost the rights to use the Cryo character last year, Sony owns them now
Give production a break guys, it's been a hard days night.
>>219047535its like watching a trainwreck, but 24/7
>>219047519I'm sorry, I'm joking, Vicky said she was a volcel and would never become a production cumbunny
>>219047535Desperately chasing the dragon of the olde days
>>219047533no but they can get helmet boy
>>219047531Moogle housed
"yeah im watching people sleep, this shits kino bro" funniest TTS all season
what’s wrong with the threads these last few hours
>>219047541ty <3
>>219047503This is literally the AI season retard, all the paintings are AI, the pep talks are chat GPT, the challenges are chat GPT.
Me personally I wouldn’t even go on this show if I knew Sam wasn’t appearing anymore. I wonder if he really is the key to all this that’s missing.
>>219047563
>>219047562they are mind raped by jimmy I think
>>219047535I'm reading the threads. Even having it on as background is shit since it's just fucking blaring noise
Is Bingo a dyke? She always gets mad as and sulks when Bongo calls her gay
>>219047546yapping =/= flirting
The Gooners finally get a view of something and JD covers it immediately. This guy is the biggest buzzkill I've ever seen.
>>219047528KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The Twins yelling at JDhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774686495078831.mp4
>>219047552emma exists
maybe we're the fish and the challenge is to stay tuned for the entire season, you get no reward if you walk out
>>219047517It's not fair it should've been Beth
>>219047556it gives the same vibe as watching a live police chase. they're usually boring but you stay tuned bc who knows what will happen
>>219047338burger andy mogged by the burger queen
>>219047579no she doesnt
Jesus imagine Jimmy and JD in the same house just babbling nonstop about shit literally no one cares aboutNightmare tank
>>219047491You’d be hard pressed to find a /bant/ tranny not on a vpn.
>>219047557>I'm sorry, I'm joking, Vicky said she was a volcel and would never become a production cumbunnyThank you, brother
>>219047582this is much more apt
Fishtank is just waiting for production to crash out because everyone's getting along and bam/sam doesnt want anything to do with itNice one Jet, faggot
>>219047584that's fair
Genuine question: Did Bam find out the wiggers brought on a pedophile without doing any vetting on him and decide to start ghosting them? He wasn't there at all today.
>>219047579Who?
>>219047493you actually have to be able to have a conversation though you can't just yap like an autist and hope she sucks your dick
>>219047469>It's possible that JD is flirting with Laura.Other way around. She's coming on pretty strong.
allowing JD to run amok like this has made the show really fuckin suck
>>219047528yooooooo finally it happened
I can't take listening to JD anymore. Go on without me bros
>>219047591This is the only thing left to me Jet crashing out is by far the highlight of my fishtank seasons
>>219047503like my funny songs that I write and produce?https://vocaroo.com/1oFBfLGiDYWF
>>219047535>actually watching fishtankwhen Sam told you guys to stop wasting your life watching this slop during season 1 he wasn't joking
>>219047578they deserve real hellhouse
>>219047593This was kinda my thought since they had Bam do a lot of talking and hanging around the pedophile and thats the kind of thing someone like him might actually get pissed about.
>>219047578Getting woken up by JD was the most hassling they've gotten all season and they're mad about it. Coddled.
>>219047594Ella!
>>219047562production spamming their nontent
>>219047540It's not a skill you can train at all. You either are a yapper or you are not. I can't be a yapper and I don't want to be one. I hate small talk and complete nonsense retarded conversations. Just look at the normalniggers. The second they make contact>hey, what band do you like? I like music. You also like music? wow, that's cool. I once heard a song, it was a song by the band. Did you know bad is from [city], wowI would never be able to do this. Soul crushing shit. I could fake it a little but imagine doing this all day every day.
It feels like Bam was never on this season. Very weird.
Please let their be a full fish revolt against the wiggers I want to see them cry and shit themselves some more
>>219047503i remember
How hard did Bashir grab JD that he's still bitching about it 3 days later
>>219047607you mean the guy doing grifting cathlarp podcasts?
>>219047503They scared all the artfags off
posting this again to summon vicky, arriving tomorrow , gn chat
>>219047513LET'S GOOOOOOO
>>219047622If the longhouse didnt hate Bashir so much the basement would have been stormed already.
i feel like i'm only still watching because i wanna see JD and Lara fuck but it's never going to happen, i am a faggot
>>219047572I am inclined to believe that, yeah. Been thinking that since day 1, Bongo is probably sexually active, mostly straight but somewhat flexible, but Bingo seems almost scared of that kind of stuff.
head playing xbox was kino
ok what if chip came up and acted high and laid on the floor
How does a guy like JD even make friends or even worse get a girlfriend? He's so fucking obnoxious. I'd kill myself having to live with this guy
>>219047622>next elimination>HELL NO WE WON'T GO>HELL NO WE WON'T GO
>>219047562Ben and Jet are on meth and mints is on poppers they've been crashing out for days because production keeps getting mogged
What do I use to fill the depression hole I feel in me, already doing gym for a year plus
>>219047625
>>219047602you've actually been watching that shit? i been on dorm cam listening to the fish sleep. you can hear those two tards and tts from down there
>>219047605you don't do anything though there is no I
>>219047596Wrong and retarded. The more you can talk without her talking the better. If you can be a one man show just monologuing it's the best. Women want a conversation to go on at all times but don't actually want to engage themselves and put effort into it. Ideally the woman will just give you feedback by laughing and agreeing.
>>219047593Does bam have a manager? Some sort of confidant? Maybe he got told it’s time to cut ties and move on from the racist pedo show. Who fucking knows. If he’s not there later on something definitely happened
>>219047641im assuming his circle is much like him
>>219047641I'm still waiting for proof of this girlfriend
>>219047608Having to live with JD is hell house enough
>>219047611JD literally scalped one of them
>>219047641His friends and gf are equally obnoxious
>>219047630vicky return would legit kill the whole season
>>219047641You're probably just asocial
so jimmycordthis is kinda like nascar for you, you love the same shit over and over
>Discord Tankhaving an obvious podophile on the show was better than this
>>219047633longhouse doesn't exist btw.
>>219047641his girlfriend is probably fat as shit
>>219047665it is that fucking grim
Casting FansDoes Not Work StopDoing.It
warming up on laura
>>219047659why
FINALLY!!
>>219047645DrugsOr some other less destructive hobbies Make friends and get laidIdk stuff like that maybe
>bezo>beth>mr naked>laurayou'd think even jet would realize the pattern by now
>>219047656I HAVE SCALP PROBLEMS
How can he talk so muchHow do I learn this ability
>>219047646
Reminder 40 year old Cryokeen's parents have to split time living with him like he’s a child of divorce
Let Bashir beat the fuck out of Ben little jew faggot
Bro he's fucking negging her
What would a /bant/ season be like?
>>219047684Browse Reddit
>>219047675My personal friend James Drake's girlfriend Carolina could kill her in one punch.
>>219047656Bingo defending bongo genuinely brought a tear to my eye
>it’s simple really. We rape jet. Are you in or are you out?
>>219047641hes probably lying about it the girlfriend at the very least, no woman wants to be with a man that has a physical deformity, unless he's paying her, or she is incredibly ugly, or a transvestite. his friends are probably as fake as him and they all validate each other, his friends are probably the exact same as him, if he has any.
>>219047539There's no way that cost 100k. Im solo deving a game that's way better than it already in a game engine I made from scratch not paying for shit.
>>219047674yeah it does. s3 was the only time they didn't. it's discord orbiters and streamsars who suck
>>219047669Yes it does. They want consensus and hate individuality and people that don't immediately fold to the crowd. That is why they hate Bashir in particular. It isnt just >women
>>219047675she’s cool I think
>You respect me now, you've come so far!!Why does she simp like a beta male?
>>219047689wait is he really back at his mom's I thought she sold the house and kicked him out lol
>>219047503I thought after s2 we all decided making fanart was for pedophiles and faggots?
>>219047695Klaus skull Channing Austin the prick betty
IRAN IS INVADING FISHTANK
>>219047684>How do I learn this abilityyou need to unrape yourself
>>219047695You're in on retardWe just came off of Beth Streamstars spamming And now we're moving onto jimmycord We're only a couple of days away from Burt nigger chungus spamming
Yeah guys, women love when men talk all the time. Make sure to always initiate texts and check in on her if it's taking longer than 3 hours for a reply.
>>219047706Bogged
Twins are nontent divas. James Drake is the only one who deserves to win for being a good sport out of his element.
>>219047684have zero filter on what people around you want to hear
>>219047682The fishtank discord STILL let bezo stay a mod after all the weird groomer shit came out about him.
>this filipino bitch from hinge wants to suck the skin off my dick hate and death (fuck) or love and life (don’t)
>>219047669This is incorrect, Leaks. The length of the house has been confirmed.
>>219047503i make things all the time benji and you never appreciate it
>>219047714>Benleaks doesn't even show up for the bant season figures
>>219047684be born and raised in new jerseyt. NJfag
>>219047707no she's mocking the guy that was screaming like a little bitch that she tickled him and is now saying stuff like that
>>219047698bingo is the gaunt one
>>219047711no, that was tayleigh fan cope for why she got no art and nobody liked her but delusional /bant/ people who now hate her because they didn't get 2 date her
>>219047695You are watching it right now.
fishtank should be what s5 week 1 was
>>219047645Read Schopenhauer
>>219047680TLPtank
fishtank in confessional is very active right now
>>219047695You’re looking at it, it’s a bunch of unfunny faggots cycling through who think they’re in on the joke and can’t stop doing the whole wink wink nudge nudge thing
>>219047503TJ is the only thing worth creating for.
>>219047714mi/vi
Twins are content divas. Bashir is the only one who deserves to win for being the moral core out of his element.
>>219047728fuck
>>219047730but you also use AI
>>219047347No
id fuck laura til i died of dehydration
HOLY SHIT LOOK WHO SHOWED UP
lot of fanart this season , are you blind
>>219047697they should wrestle for uhh or something
>>219047695we could legit run the best season of this format ever but it would be mired in inside jokes that nobody but like 10 people on earth would understand
>stop calling me the n-word
>>219047760I'm not blind.
>>219047735>Implying josiefags aren't all pedophile faggots COPELEAKS
>almost 5am and JD hasn't slowed down talking at all
>>219047728love and life
>>219047482Someone got the joke >>219047468Because I do not need it. I try not to buy too much nerd shit anymore. I have a three story house full I like to agonize over a purchase like cock and ball torture when it is for myself. My driver doesn't really understand sometimes ill have him take me out to go shopping (fuck driving unless you can just drive on empty roads) and then I just shit on everything for being too expensive and want to buy nothing and then another day I will just go buy a 20 thousand dollar watch. I was telling him about fishtank the other day and he doesn't comprehend it. Like how rich are you nepo or self made? I got into a.i in 2015 so was in on the ground floor so I think I just am autistically frugal still. GF says just get it it's nothing to you, but I am like do I need the card board
>>219047760>fanart>ai slop
hopefully it's Ellie returning
lol jd gf telegram messages
>>219047641The people saying his gf has to be deformed know nothing about the real world. JD is obnoxious and lame but what normies value the most is being able to talk and talk and talk. By normies I do mean low-level normies in this case, not instagram models or anything like that. But average people who do entry level office stuff or customer support or shit like that. I don't know about JD in particular but I guarantee there are a million JDs out there who have normal looking girlfriends.
>even JD's "girlfriend" wants him to shut the fuck up and sleep
>>219047681>Drugs I've thought about it, but I despise being out of control of my body>Or some other less destructive hobbiesMake friends and get laidIdk stuff like that maybeYeah maybe the drugs are a better idea>>219047741I'll look into him. If you have any recommendations, feel free to let me know
>>219047760yeah, I know but I wasn't just talking about art I was talking about OC etc. this thread is filled with ai slop
Why doesn't mr clean tell them the story of the chick he dated who cut herself
Bam slowly becoming more and more disenchanted with Jet and Ben is an interesting B plot to keep an eye on
>>219047754did the first man to drive a car get shamed by others riding horse?
great improv ben real natural reading pace
When did most normal people stop watching this show?
we are making good fan art in the last hour guys keep going
>OMG MY CARROT CAKE!!!people are enjoying this?
>>219047784type ish
>>219047783>being so retarded you think its his gf and not the wiggers wanting to go to sleep
>>219047784hi smoke weed 2016
>>219047769You know he's a literal energy vampire right?The longer you listen to him the more he feeds off of your life force
>>219047784Big Shadi send in some real atlanta niggas
>>219047800Fr how many fingers am I holding up
>Who is that guy!Why do they even bother faking they don't know people. They are turbo orbiters.
>>219047795A week or two into Season 1
>>219047751Bashir has impressed me purely from the fact that no other fish has made it through the dogpiling and pressure without cracking and changing at all. Even got his ass beat by Vance today and was right back up and at it.His only two slips were his self doubt the day after getting back on the show (that he didnt act on outside of the letter) and going along with production forcing him to shoot Anisa but I cant judge that one too harshly without knowing what was said in the basement and hes done his best to make it clear it was rigged as fuck.
It should be obvious that JD is actually gay. He’s fine saying “faggot” because he doesn’t view it as a slur while on the other hand he views the n word as a no no word. If it was all virtue signaling he wouldn’t say either. But he subconsciously relates to “faggot” because he’s most likely deeply closeted
>>219047795normal people never watched the sam hyde poop retard show
>>219047809do you want me to just dm you on ig lmao
>>219047795season 1
>>2190477042 things I had very bad feelings about and ended up causing tons of bullshit later on for fishtank: Bitchtank and Streamstars. All they had to do was stick to the formula (one season every 6 months)
>>219047809Why do you sleep all day everyday and then wake up to smoke watch internet and eat
>>219047784>>219047809Don't you have a guy in real life you ugly dumb nigger whore? You can't even save your attention-seeking for the off-season?
>>219047784i want to eat your pussy
>>219047645become a looksmaxxer
>>219047636Just another reason why Bongo is better
>>219047795In S1 when they started the camping challenge, that was the first huge falloff
>>219047784the comedown is so good shadi I am so happy
>james drake getting cucked by JDI thought he was /our guy/!!!!
>>219047795Normal people watched s1 and up to s2 week 2. They also probably tuned back in for famous house.
>>219047648>writing and producing an entire broadway musical number isn't making things because uh it just isn't oksure buddy
So Laura throwing herself at JD is a Jimmy bit right?
>>219047827This is why girls cheatThey need attention from multiple men at all times or they go insane
>>219047645antisemitism
>>219047652Bam has a wife who keeps him on a tight leah to keep him sober. this house along with racism and pedophilia, is filled with booze and has sent him 2 Ryan Dunn TTS in the past few days. That with the other shit mentioned here may all have added up to him quiet quitting
fishtank never recovered from the fish getting their phones during the swatting on s1
Qrd on the last 10 hours I’m French so was sleeping
>>219047791uh huh
This guy is exactly the average mentally deranged fishtank fan btw. The type of guy who spends 30 bucks to tell a female contestant he's going to rape her after the show.
what if one of those weights above jd’s head rolled off and crushed his skull that would be good content I think
>>21904780915
Danny Brown watched season 1
>>219047843quick last one in the attic goes to the gas chamber challenge!
>>219047827Why does everything have to be sexual
why/when did JD decide to start this Christian LARP? during the cell he said he wasn't religious right before bashir tried to throw him out
>>219047855alright hes just a retard or thinks its funny to read so badly that jd wont believe the messages are real
This is the most mentally unhealthy shit to put your life into. It's kiwifag shit that's literally internet stalking and it's schadenfreude through online bullying. It's like someone getting dopamine before the internet reading shitty tabloids on celebrities.
>>219047856And even he is better than these discord orbiters.
>>219047861Here's something not sexual: Shut the fuck up and kill yourself
>>219047855>it’s real and she’s actually madbased laura
>>219047827you look like Mr Naked
>>219047863production told me we're charlie kirk
>>219047861you did this to yourself
hey yeah that whole shit was mad gay why the fuck is production even lettin this gay jimmy discord shit play out?
>>219047789I've been locked and keyed on that. All of the true and honest fans have been. Steve-o should get involved. They have been abusing the fish (the animals in the actual fishtank). They have been humiliating Bam bringing booze around him Ryan Dunn TTS etc. Just seems like the kind of thing Steve-O would attention whore over. If he still is on cameo might commission him to talk about all this shit and then boost it in fishnet to get it on meme screen
>>219047789He might’ve been told by his manager or team or whoever that it’s time to distance from the show before it gets too out of hand
NEVER allow the jimmycord to take root.
>>219047853The board's activity peaked with the simmons kicking. S1 fell off a bit with the camping arc and then slowly rolled along until the cell finale.
>>219047868Fax
TJ would match her freak.
>>219047876>She’s madWho?
Real /bant/ hours starts now!!!!!everyone put on a name!!!!!!
i miss her
>>21904780520166>>219047807No>>219047823I dont sleep all day >>219047829No >>21904785815 gazillion>>219047871No >>219047879I didnt do anything
Spread your ass for me
has there been a single "Earthrocker" TTS towards Bam yet? this community is dogshit, this show is dogshit, this is my first time watching because I thought Bam might be involved with the actual IDEAS, but instead it's just the little cherub degenerate faggot who lucked out by licking sam's ass and got defacto access to his entire fanbase and inflated his ego like he's doing something amazing rather than just being a glorified stream sniper, stupid fucking nigger globes
>>219047877I mog Mr Naked and all of his retard pedo faggot friends you have posting in the thread right now
not enough poop in this tank
y'all this is wack
>>219047894We're here
>>219047892jd’s “girl”friend
>>219047893>>219047898hanging little benjamin taylor from the ceiling just to watch him squirm
>>219047900I recall like two of them
>please send a bomb to this houseCan he say that?
>>219047881Because they’re retarded and have no other options, they don’t know what they’re doing
ok jd you have the condom now make a facetious advance on her so she stops flirting and you can get some restalright you threw it away and held her hand again and went back to aryeh looping, awesome
>>219047856Why do they only bring on these freaks just to kick them off? Pick one that isn't a pedo, it's funny to have these freaks wandering around the house talking to people
I don't get it.
>>219047897You are not that large and posting on this forum every night without lounging excessively
This show sucks act3
i want to beat the fuck out of JD for:>being a faggot>being a faggot and doing this bitnot only spouting bullshit like having a gf, hes spouting this bullshit while being in a bed holding a girls hand for no fuckin reason or challenge but his own volitionand then being a faggot for not doing anything more with it, while having a girlfriend(male).and a faggot for being a jimmycord faggot
>>219047887He's under contract, so the most that will happen is that he spends as little time as possible on the show to fulfill the agreement
>>219047922Its 2 discord friends have a fricking blast!
>>219047675Ok, so I wake in the middle of the night to check the tank and JD is actually being a fag and this bitch is spreading her legs for JD and not fucking (especially the one guy with condoms). His gf is mad (gaslight?). JD talking about killing himself instead of fucking. Ftl says this is a tranny. Production even gave him an extra. I don’t even know who this bitch is, last thing I saw was James gf come on. I HATE JD SO MUCH AND /TV HAS BEEN GLITCHY AGHGNHHHH
hi guys
>>219047851His “showmanship” energy also started depleting as time as went on. Each day he just became less and less energetic. And spent less time on the show
>>219047897You are stupid, fat, and a nigger. Need I go on?
>>219047839Likewise I cant wait to see him in concert. His shows were pretty fun and good im just nervous they will be packed now some of these younger fans and or fan boys are straight aggressive
I miss when late night antics were just production sending bic up in a spandex suit or raiding the fridge.
if the last bullet elimination wasn't rigged we wouldn't be dealing with whatever this is right now.
>>219047897Shadi, you just replied to seven posts at once. If you quote ten or more posts, 4chan will spam filter your post, and you will be prevented from submitting it. Please be careful.
>>219047938hi jupiter we missed u so much
>>219047938
so this is what caused her to fall for goran
>>219047938my baby boy was very upset about what you said about his mr.richard!!!
how did jd literally transform into jimmy tonight has he ever been like this before
I'm loving the fair competition and high tension gameshow vibe of this season
>>219047856Id take an entire house of mr.nakeds as opposed to this dogshit unfunny jimmycord forced nontent
Whats jupiter's socials
>>219047945I don't see how these two things are related
>>219047927JD is a sex pest. He is only doing this ''bit'' is because he wants to touch her.They call JD gay but he is a hypersexual bisexual freak.
>>219047956i think he was always like this but we didn't pay attention enough. i forgot jimmy existed
>>219047925I just do what I want I have freedom Shout out to the Benjis no Taylor>>219047940So what Does that trigger you or something
>>219047956He's got a girl to impress so he cant shut the fuck up
Hello, is this support? How do I recover the last 10 days of my life I just wasted watching this?
>>219047716AI bro make on for me of the Hoff Twins hopping into the tank
>>219047945Bringing bashir back and letting anisa be mercy eliminated revealed to the fish that the competitions don't matter and there's no point trying to fuck each other over.
>0 returning fish/freeloaders this seasonI'm pretty sure they don't want old faces returning because people of value will demand more money+better treatment but really 0?
>>219047960bashir would've shot JD
dude
>>219047956JD's always been an obnoxious fagHe's pretty much only funny when he's dunking on Jet
JD knows he doesn't have a girlfriend so when production gives him fake messages from a fake girlfriend, he still continues to hold hands with laura since laura is actually real.if he really had a girlfriend he would have stopped hours ago.
jet its time to go up there and kick him as hard as you can in the temple
>>219047854some girl from the binxcord came and threatened to tickle everyone which made caroline almost kill her so jd is holding hands with her for hours
laura saved fishtank apparentlyjimmy can rest easyso much content
>>219047947Thank you I didn't know that
What race is this?
>>219047981
>>219047968It does you should be fatter and smoke more cigarettes. Hedonism max
What does his gf actually look like?
>>219047997
>>219047980or james drake
>>219047980Oh I thought he would shoot James
>>219047992that's the grandpa from hey arnold
>>219047984If he had a girlfriend someone would have dug up her socials by now right
>>219047995I dont think I want to do that, I have a cap on my hedonism. Otherwise ill grow numb
>>219047939Oh and one of the last days he was on he was literally reading lines off a paper on the floor in the confessional. Dudes brain is fried
>>219047986I’m sure his high wore off and he’s slumped over a desk in the basement
james drake here
>production has to stay awake and listen to JD talk until he goes to sleepkek
>>219047992dragon
>>219047978That was a lie as well since we got a streamstar and Jimmy back in literally 1 week
>>219047956he has a lot of parallels with jimmy with his sense of humor and this midwit intellectual know-it-all. its just he doesn't have that forced deep voicehes got arya forced bullshit like hes tryin to impress someone
>>219047978See that's bullshit because a lot of previous fish/freeloaders would be a lot cheaper than most of the shit they've been wasting money on. Shit TJ basically works for free liquor and a place to sleep.
>>219048001live laugh love
>>219047968The point is you are retarded, and only similarly retarded people and the pathetic /bant/oids are still interacting with you. Have a good life
>>219047980he would have shot jamesBashir can already beat JD is virtually anything other than being unpopular
>>219047997like this i think
>tenacity?
Why didn’t Landon want to sleep with some girls?
this bitch is going to have to deal with JDs snoring
>>219047974
>>219048025lol
if production doesn't intervene this will be the rest of the season
>>219047992Psychic Alien-Dragon hybrid twin.
>>219048028not in the contract, simple as
she's human, you know...
Wn2b feeding Bongo aphrodisiacs to make her stronger and rapier
>>219048028because production are pussy retard faggots who got stonewalled and had to cry and tts spam their own show over it
cool so your freeloader just forgot the script i guess.
>>219048035one of Ryan Dunn please oh please!
>>219048019>only similarly retarded people and the pathetic /bant/oids are still interacting with youThis is way off the mark. Many ordinary posters are interacting with her, including myself.
Reminder JD talks in his sleep as well
>TJ let out a shaky breath, the confession snapping whatever restraint he had left. His hands came up to cup her face, his thumbs gently sweeping across her cheekbones. The moment his skin touched hers, a jolt of electricity shot through them both.>"You have me," he murmured, his gaze dropping to her lips. "If you still want me.">"Shut up and kiss me, TJ," she breathed.>He didn't hesitate. TJ’s mouth crashed down onto hers, eager and desperate, pouring months of pent-up frustration and hidden longing into the kiss. Claire gasped against his lips, her hands immediately going to his shoulders, gripping the wet fabric of his jacket before sliding up into his damp hair. The kiss deepened, tasting of rain and apology, rapidly accelerating from a tender reconciliation into something incredibly raw and demanding.>With a low groan, TJ backed her up until she hit the edge of the desk. His hands slid down from her face, tracing the curve of her neck and pulling her flush against his body. Claire’s fingers fumbled with the zipper of his wet jacket, desperate to feel the warmth of his skin, her heart hammering wildly as the line between reality show drama and their own private, heated reality finally blurred away entirely.
>>219048019I dont really care Hope you can get some therapy on being mind molested by me being silly on a public forum
>>219048001He looks like that kid who is into snuff films in eltingville. Like the kid version matches and so does the adult one. He is also into snuff films and grows up to be a lacky for them and only gets pussy on the casting couch. Brutal
>>219048028Tiger are solitary animals
>Laura? Nice to meet you
>her ass jiggling when she gigglesPLEASE GOD LET ME BE JD PLEASE JUST LET ME DIVE RIGHT IN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
How is JD actually this gay? QRD when did this bitch get onto the tank
I cant take listening to him anymoreGoodnight bros
>>219048028They weren't doing any sleeping and the twins may as well be aliens. Stop being disingenuous.
>>219048009Bro I loved you in, uh>checks imbd Uhhhhhhhhhhh
>>219048006The seed of greed grows inside of you. That's why you're on here flirting for attention more. The beast hungers and you will feed it.
>>219048009marry me
Even Laura has had enough of JD
>>219048051>....*snooooooooooooooore*>...CHEWBACCA
make them hold hands for the rest of the season
>its 5am and JD is still full of energy while everyone else is asleepHes going to win isnt he?
has funny oc been made this season repost some for muh folder
What if you dry humped her as a bit
>>219048035Thanks brudda. Can’t believe JD doesn’t know “the bit” is sex on camera or running off and having sex in private
>>219048006you dont mind flashing your gun like an actual hood retard nigger though, might as well go extreme tard mode
>>219048074ThisMake them a single contestant now
>>219048076
>>219048060i 100% think hes just a virgin and overcompensating hard
Why pretend to have a gf?
I wanna rip my fucking teeth out realizing this bit was for Landon and he could have actually fuked this latina tonight
>>219048048God is good! Ryan Dunn has return from the dead to save Fishtank!
>>219048077He's in some Manic episode.
>>219048087because not having a gf is pathetic
>>219048087Even Jimmy has sex
>>219048078
>>219048076ben is right they should fuck
Would you guys fuck Laura if afterward she let you sleep
>>219048085That would actually make sense, explains his mannerisms
>>219048068Only Rapists think like this because where am I flirting What an embarrassing thing to say
>>219048104he said he has 2 sisters so there ya go
JD gaining aura whether you like it or not
>>219048087people do it here all the timelast thread some incel told me he has a "hot gf"lmao
JD's great because you can really see that he thought he'd be popular on the show
>>219048090landon is his own worst enemy
>>219048103Yes. The answer is always yes.
lol mentioning the minecraft playlist actually got to him
>>219048103>AYO FR FR NIGGA POUND DAT SHIT HARDA. HEY HAVE YOU HEARD OF JIMMY CORDMy erection would not last a single second
>>219048103I would like to have sex with her regardless cause I like her energy
>>219048009I want to have bottom gay sex with you as we roleplay tombstone with you as Doc Holiday and me Johnny Ringo
>>219048081You say that like there's not an entire board on this site dedicated to it.God forbid a bitch goes kommando
>>219048005He was talking to "Cave Water" on Xbox Live when he got caught talking to his gfCave Water is also a user on the FT Discord, and it's linked to the same Cave Water Xbox accountShe's been chatting the whole time, finally getting sick of responding to pings after the hand holdingPossibly it's not his "gf" but both sides are consistent, they do know eachother
>>219048091THANK YOU!
this "omg guys help me im in distressed" script is played out dude. make the move already.
>>219048076yikes
>>219048108and had trouble making guy friends. he’s kinda like an intersex freak when you think about it
Which seasons did Bongo say she watched?
he actually has to rape her
>>219048090he’s my favorite fish but he acted like a bitch tonight
>>219048103
>>219048006Shadi if you want attention and donations we want weight gain and chain smoking cigarettes simple as. Can't have a black queen not being taken care of
Why doesn’t GAY D just fuck already?
>>219047695
>>219048087it makes you more attractive to women
Is he going to make a fucking move or just keep talking
>>219048103Hell yeah, go into that big ass walk in closet in the Arena, lock the door and fuck this retarded bimbo bitch
Where are the twins?
JD is a white man, no brown normal person eye color, red hair so he's technically a negro. Should have colonised this brown girl by now
>>219048140I dont need all thatThere's a reason I use an alias and dont use my social media to interact with this bullshit. This is my rage room
laura completely took JD's soul. he belongs to her now. he will be her puppy.he loves her.
>>219048126>possible discord girlfriendGrim
>>219048138heyo
>>219048146how old is JD? its like watching two really immature people who have never had sex in their life
>>219048076they're so gross
If I was JD I would be balls deep in the quadroon
jd met his match
>>219048091no....
Guys I don't feel so good...
>>219048155Glass room
>>219048146Too late now
>>219048165on camera in front of hundreds of live viewers?
>>219048138fuck im the hardest and going to stay harder than james drake
>>219048158Yes I'd be mad too if I got HPV from Jimmy
>>219048176Yes.
has jd tried letting go of her
>>219048172
coming after season 5. you’ve asked for it and we’re delivering. this one is for you guys.
>>219048165He didn't have to do any of this. This is like when Connor left the tank and all the money in solidarity with his best friend Alex B who he never talked to again.
>>219048176there a multiple blind spots/closets. lift her up and take her to the boxing room with the clsoet that has equipment in it.
>>219048076This is an interesting example of Neptune and Taylor interacting directly with fans of the show. It reveals another side of them that is not immediately obvious from watching them on the Fishtank livestream.
>>219048179Well luckily thats not the case Go bust a nut tho so you can stop talking about sex to me
>>219048176into the bathroom in the boxing room
Holy fuck they're still talking, I stopped watchinh like an hour ago.
>>219048159This happens every time a new girl comes to the house with this nigga. It's a Beth rerun rn
>>219048112Really think just have a huge slut willing to bang any of the cast memebers at drop of a hat would be cool. If production can have their cummy bunny, why can't my favourite retarded janitor have a peice of the pie aswell?
Oh God! This is the WORST, someone save MEEERepeat for hours on end holy shit he is insufferable, just stfu and enjoy holding a girl's handAn absolute faggot
>>219048187THE DISEASE MAN I'M JUST WORRIED ABOUT THE DISEASE PART I GOT OPEN WOUNDS IN MY MOUTH AND MY HEAD
>he didn't make a move
jd finna boutta wake everyone up to tell them what happened
jd is gay I think
>>219048164fucking fag. 18+ show.
>left the room after all thatYeah this niggers a virgin
>You don't want to stay? Heeheeman fuck this gay world
>>219048192astute observation paul
>>219048200Really just want to bang my head against the wall until it bleeds watching this shit.
>>219048176There’s no rule against fucking, not illegal. No rules against sneaking off cam either. Damn I’m horny, JD must be jorkin off cam everyday at this point. But JDs a what? Faggot
>>219048221yupnervous overcompensating yapper
you just know laura is grippy as fuck
>>219048213I dont think hes gay but hes definitely a massive faggot
>>219048228ThisIt might be stinky but it GRIPS.
>>219048076>Subhuman scum pay $100 a month for this shit
>>219048138>oh wow did a girl just put her foot over her head?????>how quirky and horny!!!
>>219048225i miss anissa
laura won
Notice that she looks like a man, a black man. It's details like that which really elevate the art piece.
>>219048091This is wrong
>>219048091lol
BROS....
damn they're still at it
Normies need to be studied cause wtf do you mean this nigga has a high paying job and a girlfriend? Does his boss make him wear a mouthgag when he shows up to work?
>>219048095Jimmy only has sex because he's famous
WHAT IS THIS FUCKING RETARD DOING HOLY SHIT
I wish I had a laura to follow me around
>JD sits with her for hours and then leaves>she follows himAmazing.
lol laura rules
>he left her sitting on the bedI can't do this shit anymore
Brian had sex with trish in the bathroom at like 5am so theres still time
>>219048251>why you tryna leave my good little boy
Lol why are so many fags here mad that JD is refusing attention from this mid? You niggers are clearly the real virgins, so desperate for a crumb of pussy that you're willing to live vicariously through a faggot you hate.
if the season is operating according to jimmy logic, jd's body count increased by about 400 tonight
>>219048251AAAAAAAAHHH NOOOOOOOO SHE'S SUCKING MY COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>girl sits next to him>moves to sitting next to a dudegay guy alert
>>219048274lmao
>>219048228bullshit, she's all flab
this shit is lame as hell
I now want JD to spend all of tomorrow begging Bashir to save him from the whore, and Bashir just laughing at him.
>>219048272Correct.
>>219048272he didn't have to lay there and hold her hand for 2 hours yapping
you now remember that binx had sex with the asian girl from FH2
IF YOU WERE JD IN THIS SITUATION HOW WOULD YOU GET HER TO FUCK OFF.
how long until bashir has to wake up
>>219048272Nigga he hasn’t watched porn or fucked his gf in 14 days. I’m high T I would need something!
>>219048272spoken like a true virgin that goes absolutely none without paying for it
>>219048272fax
>>219048272If you're in this thread you've already lost
>>219048272I am not mad at JD for not fucking her. I want to fuck her. And I hate JD for other reasons.Back to mondocord pedophile tranny.
>>219048272All he has to do is cuddle up.with her and he can sleep, it's not that hardBut he keeps playing this ohh nooo this is the worrsst persona shit and its really fucking faggy
>>219048286I would let her tickle me.
has a free loader ever completely taken over the fishtank in a few hours in a controlled style like this?
>are you going to fuck her or not nigga
>>219048272>Lol why are so many fags here mad that JD is refusing attention from this mid? You niggers are clearly the real virgins, so desperate for a crumb of pussy that you're willing to live vicariously through a faggot you hate.just noticed?
>>219048286get close to her daring her to tickle me then ask to have sex and see how fast she quits the show
>>219048286i would have let her tickle me and realize it doesn't do shitthen she would stop
>uh you can tickle me if you want
>>219048285tight
>>219048272no no you don't get it bro JD is a pussy for not having sex on fish tank with some random bitch
>>219048020Rare Joopy
>Jet coming up to tell her to go to bedTiresome content cuck.
>all those meds
>>219048316he came to get her her meds
They need sleep so they can sit around in the evening all day
>>219048286I wouldn’t want her to fuck off
>>219048285no she didn't
>>219048095He didn't until season 2
>>219048320mephisto props
>>219048324she's extremely gross though
>>219048320>sleep, arthritis and "silly"
this bitch crazy
>>219048320confirmed psycho
damn she’s got a burt amount of meds
>>219048326still coping lol
>>219048320all have weird gags in them
"Trazodone is a prescription antidepressant of the serotonin antagonist and reuptake inhibitor (SARI) class"Of course she is on 20 different SSRI's
jet sloppy drunk rn lmao
YO ARE THOSE WACKY CRAZY PILLS
>>219048330yes, but she rules
>>219048320maybe she wasn’t acting after all
Who had sex in the closet during season2?
>>219048359Peter
>>219048359Brian and Trish, but it wasn't in the closet it was in the bathroom.
>>219048359Peter and the tall guy
>>219048354fake gay bit
SSRI's scare the shit out of me. It's like you aren't even a real person. Just imagining someone in my family taking some shit like that scares the shit out of me, like they might as well have died. Thank god my close family is normal and just drinks a little too much.
>MUH you’re a virgin if you think JD has to fuck her!JD instantly went and jerked off after kek
laura is a good woman
>>219048359Cole and Peter
>>219048362>>219048364>>219048365peter W
This is the same day number Brian and Trish fucked in season 2
>>219048380hes 100% a fuckin virgin dude lmao just an awkward gay virgin
NEW>>>/bant/24160286>>>/bant/24160286>>>/bant/24160286
>>219048380yeah he be pulling his shit rn
fuck you jet I’m not sleeping next to a girl fuck you ghost politics
>>219048364They akso fooled around a bit in the closet and Cole interrupted them
>>219048364I just remember the night that I guess those two were fooling around in the closet in one of the bedrooms. I actually didn’t make it through season 2 entirely and don’t hold it to the same pedestal as the rest of ftl. Actually thought it was so over back then
IT SMELLS LIKE BUSSY JUICE IN HERE
Cops busted into Blade's hotel room
Drake is awake
>jet gets a girl he wants to fuck>JD cucks him>jet spergs out>jet gets a girl he wants to fuck>JD cucks him>jet spergs outhmm
The only content that happened in the area recentlyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IQ4PVimj8o
next thread we’re gonna be talking ramos
>>219048425jet has Ellie in the wigger cage he doesn't give a fuck. He literally put Jd in the bed with her
>>219048425i think jets tryin to drive it home that hes an actual faggot virgin
>>219048420Figger it out cop n word persons
jd saying he has 50 bodies is what confirmed he’s a virgin to me
>try to get pussy and get labled a desperate creepy virgin>deny pussy and get labled a obvious awkward virginYou know this is true
>>219048438Ellie may have been a boring fish but she is infinitely better then both Beth and Laura.... As long as you ignore she 18/19 which jet is more then happy to do
new>>219048461>>219048461
>>219048450Should have just fucked a prostitute before the show to get over the mental hangup
>>219048450Everyone thought jet was based for exposing that doctor guy who was flirting with ellie
>>219048449I like when people say stupid lies to try to make themselves look cool it always backfires lol
>>219048450Don't freak out because an icky girl tried to tickle you and everyone forgets she even tried in 5 minutes.
>>219048420Link? Blade is probably more kino right now
>>219047459>hurr.. um we need people to apply... that like... dont watch anything on TV or the internet... like ever... um... then we can succeed and then people will know about us... lol
>>219047536fuck you jet
