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Alien (Feat. Kid Cudi & Ant Clemons) Edition

>FTL News:
-- JD is having SEX with Laura
-- The fish have teamed up to defeat the Jimmycordian Laura
-- Landon used his legal knowledge to get out of a shitty production bit.
-- production CANNOT stop catching Ls
-- Twins won the TTS simp milking challenge
-- Jet is dying of covid and COPD
-- Vance and Bashir fought, Bashir won
-- New freeloader: Drake's girlfriend, Carolina
-- Bingo and Bongo will get wings if they complete their dragon missions.
-- Emma's 23rd birthday

>Links:
https://fishtank.rip/
https://www.fishtank.live
https://kick.com/fishtank
https://classic.fishtank.live
https://x.com/fishtankislive
https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/
https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/
https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive
https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5


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hi
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Gay.
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Why didn't Bam join the Super Friend Bed?
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>>219048461
blessed yandhi bake
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So did jd get laid or not?
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>>219048467
>50 BODIES, BTW!!!
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>GAY D’s still in the bathroom
What’s he doing in there?
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>>219048466
hi
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>>219048476
Claire is going to be a hotwife one day
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>>219048482
jacking off
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So did Bashir box or what? Who gives a shit about the new production cumbunny
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i am not watching this boring gay jimmy poop spongebob BULLSHIT
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>>219048476
fax chat
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>>219048482
Having a wank
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What cam are you guys watching. Nothing is happening
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How soon until Jet gets mad that JD is getting nookie and he isnt?
The production are our fish
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>>219048483
https://communities.win/c/IP2Always/p/1ASZ3hN3zE
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>>219048483
https://x.com/IRLMoments/status/2037812039972696427
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>>219048501
just watching laura sleep now
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JD is here hiding in the blind spot of the other camera and behind the suitcase no?
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>you were sucking off jet in the basement, you're production's cumbunny
how do you respond without sounding mad
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>>219048508
no one gives a gaf
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>>219048482
jackin it in the shower
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imagine having to deal with being in the tank for 14 days and not having sex like that's crazy haha i don't think i could survive it
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>>219048517
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>>219048517
threaten to tickle him
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>>219048482
he's laying behind the suitcase in the blindspot. You can see him from the alternative dorm cam
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>>219048485
"hi" swedenigger, what did you mean by this?
https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/18314560/#18314579

Proof: https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/24128996/#24130018
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>>219048517
>COME UPSTAIRS AND BOX RI-ACK
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>>219048517
box him and get my ass beat
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>>219048520
factually wrong
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>>219048520
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>hey guys i just found out that this texan mother is actually a sleeper agent receiving secret encoded messages to physically flood the servers in the basement with water in a pre-planned plot to sabotage my favorite online reality show
Do you understand how crazy you sound? This secret operation was planned beforehand, for what purpose exactly? Do you really believe that there are servers in the basement that are directly at risk because a bucketful of water seeps through the floor? I can't believe you people fall for this shit.
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>>219048528
it’s giving skull hyde i think chat
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>>219048515
yeah he was jerking himself
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>>219048528
Hi Austin/The_Prick
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>he hasn’t had Congolese Riz au Gras!!!!!
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>>219048517
Pack your shit, your replacement is on the way.
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is there a fart compilation? i bet they fart in their sleep and i bet some freaks caught all that
im not a freak, but im curious
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I’m battling with my flesh
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>>219048517
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We're never seeing Bam again are we?
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>>219048508
Sweet thanks. Was this tonight? I swear this fucking happens to him every week now. Blade genuinely scares me having lost people to alcohol he is the future of alot of these streaming retards who don't know how to manage assets
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>>219048552
the only sleep fart i can think of is the one where Rachel is on her bed without her CPAP and she farts and it causes her to drop her snack all over the bed
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>>219048552
Did you make it back home okay Mr. Naked?
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>>219048517
clearly his weakness is tickling
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>>219048558
Maybe if we send him Zagnuts he will come back
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JD's gf wants on show
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>>219048558
hope not
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>>219048558
the marky thompson info graph I sent him on instagram has been marked as read. He knows what's up now and wants to get as far away from this shit as possible
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big shadia passed out again
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>>219048562
once binx stretched in bed and farted and started coughing or something to cover it up
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>>219048563
No I post from public park wifi
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He should've been the host
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>>219048558
key lime pie
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>>219048517
kick a hole in the door
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>>219048573
trainwreck kino incoming
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>>219048585
i agree in that i want the show to die
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>>219048585
Didn’t he get shot in February?
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wait ben fucked mr naked?
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>>219048558
his real name ain’t even bam y’all it’s brandon
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>>219048577
Dreaming about getting fatter, gang banged by /ftl/ and chain smoking
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JD's girlfriend has arrived in the tank, more info soon
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>>219048580
BINX BRAPPED
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>>219048573
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>>219048576
>Markyposting the new host
Nice
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beautiful Bingo
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>>219048560
I think so
His mom has been felting him for drinking a lot lately
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>>219048585
At least he would have given a shit and tried to be on cam
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>>219048585
his Mr. Diamond character from s3 would have been a good replacement for goldstriker
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>>219048518
Thats a beaner
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>>219048580
Binx would rip ass a lot when she was sleeping. I used to record videos but then I got ashamed and deleted them all
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>>219048517
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a chigger bit my penis foweskin
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>>219048609
I wish ella was my gf...
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>>219048618
I want to kiss her acne scars and warts and tell her she's perfect to me
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>>219048629
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>>219048619
LMAO
Cops are currently on hi stream trying to get him up
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>>219048629
nina
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twins are nontent and need to go next
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FUCK YOU GHOST POLITICS ITS NOT IN THE CONTRACT!
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I just hope that beth has a wonderful day
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>get out of the blind spot

There is literally no blind spot in the bedroom because there are cameras on both sides
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ive been out the house guys

was super bed a success or was landon too much of a pussy to get some sugar
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>>219048573
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>>219048653
STOP
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>>219048493
but you'll watch some chopped, cringe, post wall, pedobaiting beaner? so you have shit taste and are a genetic dead end loser. stop posting, better yet, stop breathing faggot.
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>>219048517
Get butthurt then add another woman to your collection through auditions
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>>219048644
>be american police
>wear 60kg of tactical bullshit for a welfare check
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i hope landon and ghost politics become friends after this their beef seems one sided quite frankly
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>>219048585
the guy behind legendary bits like the gay play from season 1
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>landon's favorite adult actress after fishtank ends
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Anyone got a screencap where it’s just Laura looking straight at the camera, I had it in view then misclicked
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vicky could beat the shit out of beth and then i'd kiss her and tell her she did a good job
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sam was so handsome during season 4
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>>219048664
see >>219048515
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>>219048664
he's hiding behind a bunch of luggage though
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>>219048670
landon threw a tantrum and refused to do it
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>>219048508
I thought you were talking about the black vampire guy
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>>219048663
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>>219048690
he raped me
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>>219048699
>>219048670
not in the contract lol
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>>219048703
same
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>>219048670
they all left and switched JD in and he held hands with Laura all night
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>>219048683
(In Vance voice) yeah
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>>219048585
warming up to stein ngl
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>BEAT ME UP WILL YA?
>WELL ILL MAKE YOUR TRANNY GIRLFRIEND BREAK UP WITH YOU!
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>>219048493
jimmy is a fucking faggot loser but he’s still better than binx
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>>219048676
lots of projection from you desu
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>>219048672
>my bf is cheating on me Lmao
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>>219048699
>>219048706
>>219048711
thx chat jd should stop being gay and fuck her
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is there anyone in this community without some type of mental illness
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>>219048685
After two seconds of consideration this one is just fine?
>>219048683 who’s this sexy jewy bitch
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>>219048670
landon didn't want to do it so the crew inflicted collective punishment on all the fish and snatched beds and spammed tts and sfx for hours in the dorm
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>>219048679
Ghost has been showing support for him on xitter it’s kind of wholesome
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I can’t believe the wiggers forgot to put the superbed in the contract, bill must have been distracted by his cleej fan fiction
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>>219048573
>>219048672
what is it with jet and cuckshit
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>>219048702
Wesley Snipes should do irl in his blade costume that would be hype
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>>219048703
I think beth deserves 1 thousand dollars
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>>219048721
Kek you wish bud. If you watch streamers theres a 99.99% chance you are a fugly manlet. I actually fuck real women and don't have to simp over the internet for blown out hags. You could actually apply yourself instead of wasting your life but hey, less competition for actual men LOL
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just drew this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEUCU-NzKY4
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>>219048672
>>219048573
Shout out all you getting the telegram screenshots
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>>219048683
she sucks dick like crazy
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>>219048726
i check shadows, window reflections, building corners and empty cars to make sure nobody's going to ambush and rob me. i love vicky
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>>219048726
we are all normal and nice here
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Landon not doing the super fun bed saved the entire night BTW but the wiggers will credit laura and not landon
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>I'm not doing the bit Ben
>Bring me cheese fries and the right tools
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>>219048641
> time is a flat circle
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>>219048726
Peter
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>>219048726
Me I think
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Where is JD?
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>>219048759
>saved the entire night
do you think this night was actually good
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>>219048738
His dad fucked his high school girlfriend which mind broke him into a never ending cuckolding fetish
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KLAUS AND BENLEAKS STOP GAYING UP THE THREADS ON TV KLAUS AND BENLEAKS STOP GAYING UP THE THREADS ON TV KLAUS AND BENLEAKS STOP GAYING UP THE THREADS ON TV KLAUS AND BENLEAKS STOP GAYING UP THE THREADS ON TV KLAUS AND BENLEAKS STOP GAYING
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klaus' taste in girls is like ancient greece 11 year old towel boy
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>>219048759
laura is good just admit it
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Carolina is presenting her ass to James Drake.
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Nothing that comes from the jimmycord is good.
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>>219048777
>Jet used to get mogged by his dad on 4chan and then cucked irl
that's ruff chat
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>>219048766
i get it
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>>219048726
Im normal I'm just a lazy neet
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>>219048774
we are hatewatching brother bad is good to us now
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>>219048461
> Landon used his legal knowledge to get out of a shitty production bit.
What happened? Gimme the whole enchilada.
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>>219048791
do you think they've ever.. you know...
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>>219048784
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>>219048791
This is ruining my jamesxemma fanfiction
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>>219048683
Who is this?
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Can someone post a clip of the bashir and vance boxing match?
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>>219048813
hes asexual i think chat
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>>219048729
Arabelle Raphael (in a "friend's mom" scene), got a rhinoplasty some time ago but there are plenty of older scenes if you like that Big Beautiful Beak.
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>>219048824
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>>219048726
If someone didn't have a mental illness they wouldn't watch this let alone want to be a fish
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>>219048807
he whined and refused to do a bit again
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Just for reference this is probably what the fish are enduring, levels of ammonia that are burning their gills as there most definitely isn’t enough beneficial bacteria to break down the ammonia into nitrites then nitrates. they did not cycle that fishtank, and dumping in more conditioner isn’t going to help AT LEAST CLEANT OUT MUCH OF THE WATER NIGGERS
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can i get a recap of the day?
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>>219048813
Nah, that would be crazy
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>>219048831
Oops wrong fight
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Laura mogs Emily but loses to the beautiful Bingo
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You know we're never getting sex tank at this rate. Can someone just bang already?
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>>219048845
Die, Klaus.
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>>219048774
in the context of season 5, it was pretty good until it became JD and Laura fighting even the twins had their moments during it when they got mad at JD, it was good for what we've been given this season, everything good this season comes organically
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I hate myself and what I’ve become
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The recap of the day is "Die Klaus" I think
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>>219048847
KEK all the wiggers getting mogged this season
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>>219048847
Lmao vance got completely demolished by Bashir despite have boxing experience
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>>219048807
fish went to bed early because the show is shit
ben came up and told landon + twins + laura to make a super bed in computer room
twins just went to sleep instantly
laura tried to flirt and tickle landon, hes not ticklish, told her to fuck off, got bored and went back to the dorm saying its not a challenge, he read the contract, hes not obligated to do anything thats not part of a challenge (something like that)
wiggers blasted dorm with sfx and tts to punish him
bash jd and drake are all on landons side because laura is cringe and wiggers have lost aura
bedsnatch was implemented and used instantly on landon
he went to sleep anyway
jd made to super bed with laura and twins
twins got annoyed and left to glassroom
jd held lauras hand and did jimmy/aryeh reddit yapping for 3 hours then left
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>>219048856
>everything good this season comes organically
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>>219048842
>fishtank production doesn't know how to take care of the fish tank
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>>219048847
thanks anon
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>>219048845
i don't know sorry
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>>219048852
You've mistaken JD to be an infidelious man.
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>>219048865
Have another drink
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>>219048842
>>219048874
put a bex on
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Where the fuck is JD?
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>>219048874
pottery
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>>219048873
Best bit in FTL history desu
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>>219048845
Pretty much nothing
vance fucked Bashir up
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>>219048670
>>219048706
>The going rate for male performers in the adult industry varies significantly based on experience, popularity, and the specific studio
>Average/Newcomer: Approximately $500–$600 per scene or day.
Jet tried to trick him into doing free sex work. Fortunately Landon was mentored by the true capitalist Ghost Politics and didn't fall for it.
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>>219048884
I’ve already had two on an empty stomach
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>>219048886
hiding behind suitcase in the back of dorm
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>>219048518
ugly
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>>219048845
yeah
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>>219048894
Smart, getting away from the troon
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>>219048842
I remember being 10 years old and having my own goldfish. I'd clean out the tank regularly and make sure they weren't choking to death. They're like a tutorial pet, it's kind of astounding that the wiggers can't even do the bare minimum to stop them from dying
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>>219048518
literally Ugly Betty
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>>219048883
He brought a condom with him though. Open relationship type shit?
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>>219048893
Sounds light. Have another
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>>219048852
That happens only on the basement cam
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>>219048873
RADIOACTIVE
RADIOACTIVE
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>>219048890
Jet and Ben wearing the dragon wings made me realize everything is fine, and they're totally not mad
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>>219048683
hideous

I have ugly women fatigue. Can't society go back to valuing genuine beauty again? Actresses, models, even porn stars, all look like shit, or at best weird or "unconventional" today. Fuck "unconventional" beauty, I want actual beauty.
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>>219048659
I'm not a twinfag but they're weird enough to be somewhat interesting, they're something new. No one should leave for 3-4 days but next one should be Emma.
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>>219048922
post your 10/10 woman
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>>219048870
I'm watching it now, after Landon left it's comical how fucking mad Ben and Jet were about their gay bit failing, they honestly thought they could farm TTS with that shit and keep Landon and the twins up all night when they're the fish that sleep the most.
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>>219048874
They most definitely did not cycle the tank, which is a process can take over a month to accomplish. I cannot imagine Jet or production dosing the tank with ammonia/beneficial bacteria and monitoring ammonia levels, then nitrile, then nitrite, partial water changes to not stall the cycle, until they reach 0. Even if you didn’t do that, they haven’t changed the water in (at least what we’ve seen onscreen) over a week. Those fish are being burnt alive by the ammonia they secrete.
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>>219048928
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>>219048928
that's a big ask all my onlyfans whores are pretty mid and i'd really only offer to have sex with them for money
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Bashir STOX dropped 50 fishtank dollars today
And got fucked up
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>>219048928
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>>219048659
translation: the twins are 2 nuanced 4 my average fishtank fan mind who only wants poop pee and my republic e dad back
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test
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>>219048937
>chink
Discarded
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>>219048865
it's okay the point is just to distract yourself before it ends you're doing fine desu
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>>219048922
>I want actual beauty
here you go
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>>219048928
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>>219048659
Josie was the exact same
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>>219048949
Hapas are the best.
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I’M BREATHIN IN
THE CHEMICALS
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>>219048955
that's not vicky
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tickle the baby just wasn't the same. Jet can only make twisted copies, not create something new
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emma. this is your boyfriend. i'm going to KILL myself.
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>>219048946
testicles in your mouth
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>>219048928
The beautiful CK
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>>219048961
They will be fucked, then thrown feet first into the woodchipper in my ethnostate
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oy vey im dead
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>naimjushkiddin
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>>219048937
bad woman
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>>219048969
send a video to the chat
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What if production all went upstairs to drink and brag and then S.W.I.M (someone who isn't me) chucked a grenade into the bar right between them
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>>219048928
here's a lovely woman
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>>219048979
who us this gay little boy
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>>219048993
kino
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>>219048979
Bingo says trans rights are human rights!
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>>219048979
this image feels 2 candid
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>>219048979
>tfw someone won’t kill the president
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>>219049000
there's a lovely woman
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what 2 fish from previous seasons would replace bezo and charity with during casting to fix this season
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>>219048852
that's never going to happen though
>normie guys who have gfs or at least get some pussy outside of the tank wouldn't want to have sex on camera in front of the fishtank audience
>retards who never speak to women irl don't have the balls to make a move
and you know any male contestant will have the chance to bang one of the crazy fans when they get out anyways
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>>219049021
Freddy
Freddy
Next question
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>>219048979
She looks a bit like Jacqueline Kennedy
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>>219048928
Romy Schneider in La Piscine, face-wise
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>>219048979
eyes above ears, something to fear
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>>219049021
Meg
Maruo
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>>219048979
I’ve never seen such a young lass!
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>>219049021
_________jin and ___cole
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>>219049021
Ted & Direnc
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>>219049021
jon and letty
cole and jc
abi and claire
simbal and binx
freddy and direnc
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Landon is way too mean to Jet and Ben. He deserves to lose for that.
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219048979
i dough not care bro
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>>219048703

I, Ram Jawahl, believe that Bethany is IN FACT... ESTREMELY SMARTER THAN SHE SAYED.
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>>219049021
Fred and Angelica
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>>219048979
What are those wart like things on her face?
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>>219049021
Rachel and Michael
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>>219049021
Beth and Head
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>>219049021
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>>219049052
Moles
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TJ & Taylor
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>>219049052
are moles unknown to you?
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>>219049059
I miss jin.
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Did Laura make the show good?
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Are the twins actually mentally retarded?
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>>219048922
Society will always value beauty. However, the "genuine beauties" in our society need to step up and show off their genuine sloppy BJ skills if they want to be valued in the sloppy BJ community as well. You don't get to bypass the real pros just because you're prettier.
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>>219048928
James’ girl
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>>219049068
hehehehe
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>>219049072
Landon mogging her and pissing off the paypigs did. Hope the fish kick her off, production is just getting more and more upset day by day as their freeloaders get kicked out for being annoying losers and the tank is galvanizing against them.
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>>219048937

Emiru is a neanderthal with extreme plastic surgery.
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>>219049021
Kevin and Alex B (female)
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>>219048966
This is why you tell freeloaders make zero references to other seasons and slow boil your bit. When in doubt blame production
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>>219049021
TJ & Claire
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>>219049047
He sealed his fate tonight by not going along with the superbed. Will probably be eliminated next
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>>219049093
Could they realistically do a Simmons redemption?
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See, before I let you go
One last thing I need to let you know
You ain't never seen nothing crazier than
This nigga when he off his Lexapro
Remember that last time in Mexico?
Remember that last time, the episode?
Asking me why the hell I text in code?
Four times just to say, "Don't text me, ho"
Told you four times, "Don't test me, ho"
And we finna lose all self-control
But you ain't finna be raising your voice at me
Especially when we in the Giuseppe store
But I'ma have the last laugh in the end
'Cause I'm from a tribe called "Check-a-ho"
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>>219049073
Probably. Just wondering HOW retarded tho. Like is it against the law to fuck them? Or would I... you know, be taking advantage of the vulnerable. It's just a hypothetical question. I don't want to fuck a retard or anything.
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>>219049103
Production will keep him around as long as possible to keep fucking with him. They despise him now he's fucking with their gay bits.
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>>219049073
hardly. check out bingo's youtube channel. she's clearly an intelligent and creative individual. bongo can hold a normal conversation when she wants to too. they're just a little different.
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>>219049021
>Freddy and Direnc

alternatively

>Alex B and Letty
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>>219048508
Whatever happened to Blades ex wife? Did they kill that guy she was cucking blade with? Where is she now? I can't keep up with blade too much too depressing
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>>219049076
I don’t give a fuck man huge gums are one of the ugliest attributes to have, that is fucking hideous
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>>219049102
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Test
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Hoeflation is out of control. I'd fuck Laura but I know that everyone would so she has taken thousands of dicks and has thousands of simps lining up for her and can pick the top men, so fuck that.
In a sane society this would be a girl you settle down for and her top quality is that she will be loyal because she can't get a better man.

Fix hoeflation.
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>>219049021
Ian and Jin
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>>219049073
They're both kinda low iq, but Bongo seems like the dumber of the two. Bingo seems more socially and mentally stunted than retarded, which is different.
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>>219048492
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>>219049172
what are you gonna do about it little buddy?
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>>219049172
"i like this girl because she can't do better than me"
yikes
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>>219049021
Jon
Alex B or Connor
With the way the fish are shit testing the wiggers it would be kino
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>>219049163
it's the opposite for me I love weird teeth and weird noses in women
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direnc: hello
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>>219049021
mauro and ian
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>>219049172
Have you ever considered not being one of the thousands of simps?
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>>219049073
Probably right above the legal limit for mental retardation. They’re stupid but they seem more age regressed than retarded.
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Laura is a good cast because you know she will be /bant/ posting with shadi the second she leaves the house
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>>219049172
> and can pick the top men
If she’s fucking anybody it’s always gonna be the lowest dumper level guy that she chooses. She will 100% settle down with an equally weird guy
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>>219049178
I hope Drake stops being a normie longhouser because if Bash and Drake join forces they can mog Ben Jet Vance and Mints at the same time
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>>219049093
TLP
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>>219048942
he catches Ws like beth does stds, he will be fine
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>>219049202
nah bro the jimmycord hates 4chan because we don't suck production's dick
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>>219049204
don't worry they'll all team up against laura soon eough
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i would settle for the twins
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>>219049021
Cole and Jin to make Jet's life miserable
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Someone explain how Laura is from jimmycord please
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>>219049178
If Bashir had kept bashing instead of turning around he would have won here.
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>>219049204
I hope the rest of James Drake time on the show is him and his hot gf doing cute normalfag couple stuff together
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When did the aquarium water get changed? Glad the real fish are ok
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>>219049204
drake is too normie to go all in and have a true escalation dominance strategy. he wants to be liked too much
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>>219049219
She fucks dogs
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I'd be fine with anyone but jd winning the 50k.
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>>219049209
i hate to admit it but bitty he's fitted desu
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elimination challenge: contract quiz
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>>219049204
It'll never happen, he's a retard who thinks it's fine as long as they're not fucking with him yet.

Bashir is starting to work out that production actually hate them.
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>>219049230
Didn’t get changed maejok scrubbed the sides and put water clarifier in it
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>>219048461
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>>219048558
RIP
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>>219049244
does the clarifier taste yummy for the fish?
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>>219049204
True but I kinda like the dichotomy of the two strongest contestants having almost completely contrasting ideologies when it comes to how to play the shitty game that is fishtank.
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I want to escape my flesh prison
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Guy who samefags every negative bashir post
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>>219048558
he died like 5 seasons ago dude
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There is an idea of a James Drake, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
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>>219049245
Anissa? She was nontent.
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beth was an ai generated freeloader in human form
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Bongo needs to get naked on camera already
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Remember the epic Emma moment when
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James Drake... that two-bit thief. Risking it all for some piece of treasure. I guess that's how they know me, how they'll remember me. But that's not who I am.
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>>219049288
>
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guy who spends his money to send tts to sleeping fish
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>Don't criticize production, don't call out Jet for being a sex pest and Ben for being an insecure faggot, don't ask questions and just consoome product doood!
Kiwi fags are worse than redditors
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>>219049278
My name is James Drak. I'm 37 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
There is an idea of a James Drake, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. Everyday I think about killing my coal burning nigger loving wife and the cuckold spawn I call daughters. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
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the trainwreck is half the reason to watch the show. its so unpredictable who the fuck knows what will happen next.
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laura is better than beth, way smarter in her game, equal rocking hot body and not that ugly as you act
you would love to have cuddling with her
jin would know how to play with her, gay jd is acting "for content" or overdramatic, or maybe his play it to tire her out
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So i just spoke to ice
He’s flying in soon
He’s going to be streaming while he’s there and they’re going to add ice’s stream to the site
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>>219049308
They really are. Modern kiwis are people who think Geno Samuel and Jet Neptune are cool.
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>>219048663
She's a bad woman.
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Vicky really was the glue to this season. Everything has started falling apart after losing her.
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>watching this morning's VOD
>production takes the locks off the door
>Emma instantly starts blaming Bashir for it
It's so tiresome.
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>>219049325
>whats all the water leaks going on here bro?
>uhhhh thats uhhhhh we kinda got this house on short notice
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>>219049308
what the heck I’m not brown
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>>219049341
where are the vods located?
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Jds gf cave is a hot hapa like gigi
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>>219049308
>still seething hours later
You really are brown aren't you.
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>>219049322
jin and laura would have been a good combo
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>>219049347
Shouldn't you still be asleep?
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Remember when Paul used to post here? He really was the glue to these threads.
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>>219049347
the secret youtube playlist
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>>219049337
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Bongo must have really low self esteem if a beautiful princess like her called Laura pretty.
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>>219049341
well he is the one who locks it all the time
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Good women don't ask for money from men on the internet. They accept the offer for plane and concert tickets when they're suprised they like a lot of the same movies.
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>>219049373
Guys, get me up to fishtank lore. Who exactly is this and why am I supposed to care about her/them?
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>>219049367
When did she say that?
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>>219049178
>Bashir sees him go down
>Doesn't keep pummeling because that'd be dishonorable
>Walks away
>Vance sees he turned his back and tries to go for a cheap shot (just like sensei ben taught him)
>Bashir was ready and dodged
He knew that around wiggers you never relax
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>>219049358
>>219049360
just fucking tell me or tell me how to find out or should there be more misspellings to confirm in your mind that im not a wigger?
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it’s a good day to love angie
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>>219049385
sent ;)
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>>219049337
Charity could have been too. A shame she was the paranoid kind of crazy.
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>>219049387
wouldnt last two seconds in bashtank
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>>219049380
I forgot her name but she asked jet for crab legs on famous house 2.
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>>219049380
she’s basically moses
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>>219049384
I'm glad he's already said he's not boxing anyone else because his dad hates it, wiggers are getting more and more upset at the guys as they keep killing their gay bits.
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>>219049395
fuck you discord runt
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My favourite part of season 2 was the house being destroyed. I don't think the wiggers would want this house to get wrecked.
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>>219049385
Sent them newfag bro. Enjoy
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>>219048678
You obviously don't live around feral niggers
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>James Drake
>Bashir
>Bingo & Bongo
>Emma
>Landon
>JD
Who would Sam get along with the most
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>>219048636
why?
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>>219049163
this is like the only feature that makes me think a girl is ugly. Bingo and bongo have weird looking faces but they are still cute
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>>219049434
james drake obviously, cause he lifts and boxes
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>>219049434
James
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>>219049434
bashir he enjoys a tortured sperg with soul
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everybody I don’t like is from discord
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>>219049434
James Drake because he's the oldest, Sam only respects people 30+
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fuck I'll say it if prod actually gets Landon to lose his virginity I'll kneel into eternity. Fuck off stupid fucking zoomer moralfags theyre all 21+

fuck. off.
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>>219049434
James Drake, Bashir and Emma
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>>219049308
have your meltbrown and go to sleep tranny. You can have dreams about Jet fucking Ellie and touch yourself in the morning
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>>219049434
james drake would fulfill his ego. every single politasperg statement would be met with a "woah," "yeah," or "that's crazy, i'll think about that"
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>>219049457
What is interesting about production hiring a whore?
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>>219049322
the way she never breaks her cringe character is impressive. I hope she lasts more than 1 day
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>>219049337
you gotta love the Vickster. You just gotta
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>>219049456
jesus christ
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>>219049434
sam is an insecure faggot first of all, he doesnt want to attach to people
he would be positive with twins till he catch thoughts they melt his heart, same shit happened in s3 with mizzy, she was poison ivy, and look at s4 where he was very distant from all people, and his little "friendship" with freddy was result of him hating own fans, and he was not
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>>219049474
don't you get it haha sex funny
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I really wanna fuck a big beautiful woman right now
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i don't get the landon love desu. he's a genuine tard with no redeeming qualities.
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>>219049337
I don’t remember the losers who couldn’t stick it out for a week
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>>219049337
>>219049489
is anyone gonna follow her social media shit
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>>219049448
>>219049449
>>219049456
>>219049469
The actual reason is that James Drake bothered to do something with his time and not be a faggot in the process, unlike JD who also bothered to get a skill and do something but is a faggot.
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>>219049454
I'm from the jimmycord and we are laughing at /ftl/. We are in the tank now and there's nothing 4chan can do about it.
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>>219049489
rip
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>>219048476
i'm very smitten by this jew, what is she doing nowadays?
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just got cucked ama
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>>219049499
he's this season's le wholesome retarded sperg, but like the rest of them, the long he's on camera the more goodwill he loses, and he will eventually be despised
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>>219049381
A little bit after Laura first showed up when they were showing her around.
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>>219049337
this but unironically
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can we please talk about the time claire said she saw mauro in the living room during bitchtank
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>>219049524
not a chance, everytime production seethes at him the goodwill resets
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>>219049337
This but Head unironically
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>>219049502
only if she moves to kick
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>>219049434
drake and bash
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>>219049337
It was Bezo desu
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I used to be sexually attracted to the twins but after watching her them around with $5 dragon wings roaring, I got the ick. They’re children, they’re 26 year old womanchilds.
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>>219048928
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Fishtank is unwatchable due to spam TTS, SFX, and discord super fans being cast. All easily fixable so why don't they?
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>>219049035
Those ears are smooth and featureless too, were these things made in a lab?
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>>219049499
Any other season, he would have been annoying. In this retarded wigger season where they are doing fucking nothing 95% of the day and then expect the fish to go along with gay bits for no money or no advantage in the game, he's good. Production have completely lost control of their own show and are now attacking the fish not because they think it's funny, but because they are losing and becoming the real fish, and the audience is starting to side with the fucked up retards they brought into the tank over them. Can you imagine the ego death that causes?
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>>219049434
Bashir & Landon
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>>219049505
What are their jobs? I couldnt watch the first couple days.
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>>219049442
gay
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>>219049502
Fuck no, she’s a horrible human being but she was a good fish.
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/ftl/ used to be cool. Even s4 threads were decent. Now it’s filled with nufags and browns
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>>219049536
he didnt leave, he converted
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Was last night any good?
When Laura showed up it was looking very Jimmy-esque so I didn't watch
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>>219049556
Adults are allowed to do goofy stupid things sometimes
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>bring on freeloader who immediately freaks out and starts flinging liquids
>bring on freeloader who is a pedophile sex freak that's removed within hours
>bring in another freeloader
>for some reason none of the fish trust her and lock her out of the dorm
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>>219049506
Soon, you won't be laughing at all, trust me ;) never mess with the Mizzcord
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>>219049557
bruh
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Who the fuck is Laura?
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They should have done a Wild West theme this season. Imagine all the girls having to dress like old timey prostitutes and the challenges and bits they could come up with. Bashir already dresses like a cowboy some days anyways.
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>>219049564
i just can't stand slow talkers. it's not like he's being thoughtful and deliberately taking his time, he's just so, so dumb. unpleasant timbre to his voice too.
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>>219049599
wouldn't work they didn't have twins back then
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>>219049593
next level
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>>219049581
Might have been ok if this was your first season but if you know too much lore it was painfullly cringe
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>>219049593
the tickle hassler
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There is nothing they can do to salvage this season.
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>>219049593
my future ex wife
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>>219049628
counterpoiint: all the fish overpowering production and storming the basement
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>>219049593
jimmycunt
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>>219049506
Good. The faster the show tanks the faster jet has to live in a van
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>call-it
>nahimjushkiddin
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>>219049628
What do you mean? They can bring Frank Hassle so he can pour orange juice on people and blow smoke on their faces, that would be EPIC. And what about Alex Stein? He could do his show life AT THE FISHTANK HOUSE woooo and talk about dicks and AOC's booty
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>>219049585
Productions fault. Should tell all freeloaders to not fuck with them for the first whole 24 hours. Just gain their trust and study their vulnerabilities before starting to use it against them. Focus on psychological hassling instead of physical.
Productions fault
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>>219049628
The house can burn down and kill everyone inside.
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>>219049628
More jet getting punched would make it the best season ever
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>>219049585
It's funny how literally everyone liked Head because he didn't act like a retard. Jet's attempt to bring on an e-whore to fuck has turned the whole tank against the freeloaders, and proved to them that they can get them kicked off just by fucking with them enough. It's 5v1, freeloaders are at a massive disadvantage, even with production coddling them.
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hehehe suicide
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>>219049628
the fish overthrowing production
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>>219049667
It’s 6v1
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the freeloaders this season basically do it for free
it's 2k for the whole 3 weeks
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>>219049651
Also should have two freeloaders at a time that make different alliances so all the fish can't gang up on one freeloader
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At this point just embrace the chaos. Bring in 3 retarded audition freeloaders to back up Laura and let them duke it out with the real contestants
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Head > Laura > Mr Naked > Beth
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>>219049684
Emma doesn't do anything. Oh wait, I guess Drake has his GF now, I forgot about her.
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How do we make the show fun to make for Ben?
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Why hasn't anyone killed themselves on fishtank or stream stars yet? With the all the BPD and attention seeking you'd think someone would have done it by now
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JETTTTT GET DEMONMIKAA AS A FREELOADER THIS WILL SAVE THE SHOW
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>>219049585
>>219049667
They need to bring in people like Tai and Jobe to balance it out. For every freak and Hassle wannabe sometimes you just need a dude like Head who can sit there and fill the dead air.
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Fatally flawed
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is this the slowest ftl thread of all time
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Day 13 | Fishtank Live Season 5 Recap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSlAuC3rmow
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>>219049749
They hate the fish too much to accidentally give them allies.

Anyone sane enough to ally with the fish is probably sane enough to tell them that production hates them and they should walk, which would actually be a great freeloader bit. It would be VERY easy to push most of the fish in the house into quitting without doing anything physical or messing with anyone's sleep, because the wiggers are so incompetent that a bit of introspection would probably work on most fish.
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>>219049556
more for me, i guess
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>>219049718
what an abysmal line up. remember when people were calling head the worst freeloader of all time.
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>>219049738
he was having some fun tonight until landon got pissy
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>>219049738
It’s not, after this season he’s going to go work for McDonald’s.
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worst 48 hours in fishtank history?
8 months of preparation.
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>You can spend the rest of your life huffing BBW Latina farts.
>She don’t fart, dude.
We’ll never get kino like this again.
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>THIS IS THE BEST SEASON YOU'LL EVER BE A PART OF
he was right
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>your first dragon mission is to... um...
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>>219049741
because every freak that's a superfan of fishtank is incredibly narcissistic and vain despite their mental deficiencies and grotesque physiques.
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bam's friend is currently the longest-lasting freeloader on season 5
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>>219049800
They could if they stopped casting fans. No fans ever. freeloaders included.
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looking forward to more JD preacher bit today
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Bam’s friend
Sharpfart’s friend
Jimmy’s friend
These are your freeloaders for season 5.
Say something nice about them!
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I like every fish and freeloader in fishtank history
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I don't want Euros to use /ftl/ anymore. I don't like when I wake up and there's several threads made without me
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>>219049833
I miss Head's fake poop pranks
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>>219049837
Even Braden?
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guys kanye just dropped Bully
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How much is it to put up a video on the meme screen? I want to put Jimmy’s vampire ERP on there now that his friend is in.
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>>219049807
this was kino
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>>219049838
Haha heul doch
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JD’s supposed girlfriend
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New Streamstar orbiter freeloader tries to hit on Carolina and she kicks him in the throat and instantly kills him and the show is shut down forever Groyper
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>>219048573
Bitter lonely Balkan man incapable of having healthy and happy relationships must destroy the ones of others
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>>219049879
She’s half asian
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>>219049879
She’s pretty
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>>219049856
you lied
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>>219048523
What the fuck is going on here
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People keep asking for Frank but now is the perfect time to bring in Fatty. He’s better at just being annoying and awful without resorting to middle school pranks but by just existing.
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>>219049879
prove it
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>>219049879
She’s goated
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>>219049879
Bring her on and we'll see
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>>219049905
That was when Bashir and Beth were having a water fight in the jacuzzi.
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>>219049907
Fatty had always been a dud let’s be honest. He is fishtank but he’s boring
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>>219049905
fish spilled some heckin water
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WHO THE HELL IS LAURA?
WHAT DID I MISS I LAID DOWN AT LIKE 8:30PM FOR 1-2 HOUR NAP AND SLEPT THROUGH MY ALARM UNTIL 7AM THIS MORNING
BASHIR WON AGAINST VANCE????
WAS IT DECISIVE?
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>>219049879
She can salvage s5
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>>219049924
Apparently she’s a more powerful discord mod than bezo was. Like he would bow down to HER
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>>219049924
>BASHIR WON AGAINST VANCE????
yeah
>WAS IT DECISIVE?
No. It was only 1 round, had it been 2 Vance would have won.
Bashir pushed himself so hard that he spent the next 30 mins out of breath and puking.
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>>219049905
Anissa making content
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>>219048672
>>219048573
fake and gay gaslight, and failed like most wiggers things
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>>219049939
A mentality ill mystery meat on a handful of psych drugs runs a fishtank server?
Im not surprised
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>>219049387
I see she’s still larping as a geek girl
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autism alliance is the best development this season
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>>219049971
How isn't she a geek tho?
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>>219049879
beautiful ARYAN princess. No wonder he had no interest in that fat latina jimmyfag slampig
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>>219049924
>WHO THE HELL IS LAURA?
latino freeloader with a dozen pill bottles who really pisses off JD
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>>219049879
How come JD of all people has a decent looking foid??
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>>219049924
Bashir won, but it was close and he gassed himself hard because he's never fought before. It was a fun fight to watch.

Laura is a retarded whore who came in to try and mess with the fish, the main thing you missed was Landon telling production to fuck off with the superbed shit and them seething at him for 3 hours straight while messing with all of the other fish and blaming him for it.
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>>219049905
beth took landons bag with clothes, he was protecting it, she is strong bitch dragged him next to the kitchen
>>219049916
retard, you are not even watching the show
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>>219049434
NuSam would subvert your expectations and get on with Bashir. He knows people want him to tardrage because Bash is Muslim so he won’t do it. He’d then talk about the purity of faith and how, because he’s a Godly man, he can soul bond with another of a different creed. Then he’d get wet eyed about how they both shared their vitality and joy of faith together, and how it’s a deeply human experience that can only be enjoyed by those willing to let love in, or something. He might also try and spin it into a ‘White Muslims are okay guys’ bit.

To be desu, if Bashir told him about how much they hate Jews we’d probably end up with him converting into Assam al-Hyde by the end of the year.
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>>219049995
She leaves her room and gets flown out to fuck Jewish producers
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>>219050008
he's a tall, rich, normal white guy. The fans who spend all day calling him gay over TTS are ugly neckbeards in dirty rooms, evident by the auditions
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the twins and landon are a secret alliance now called the sperg squad
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>>219050020
jimmy is right, i would breed against a wall too
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Just took a shit that I think would make a really good freeloader.
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>>219050022
ngl this would be kino
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>>219049783
Gay Ben slipping out last night brought a smile to my face
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>>219049838
These are the best threads. We all hate Jet here.
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>>219050029
He is ugly tho
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>>219050034
I thought it was called the tard reich
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>>219050008
Why wouldn't he? Women are not as superficial as incels think when it comes to bodies. JD has a normal/decent face and he has some sense of style, grooms decently etc. He's also not an introverted sperg. That's pretty much what it takes.
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>>219050050
cope he's handsome, especially compared to fishtank fans
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>>219050022
do you think the "willing to let love in" bit would come before or after he terrorizes a 90 pound woman and asks a literal retard to box him?
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>>219049838
what about aus fags
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There was no twist to Emma’s birthday. She got cake and a present. That was it.
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I love watching fishtank discord members on the show, they're practically celebrities in the streamstars world
Hopefully sodaman, jimmy and beth are all making their returns next season
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>>219049879
This is the only photo of his girlfriend? None of the two together?
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>>219050055
His body is weird he's built all wrong his swag is average at best. Wtf are you on about?
>>219050068
He isn't handsome he's like a 4/10 objectively.
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>>219050029
If we're being honest, the gay thing is the only thing that stuck because its generic enough that it works on anything if forced hard enough. It's also pretty clear he has the best social skills of anyone in the tank, doesn't make him any less annoying, but he has that personality that works in after hours office parties.
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>>219050089
They honestly expected JD to fuck with her.
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I’m seeing stuff about laura being an ABDL and now I remember her mentioning that she brought diapers….
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>>219050098
You may seethe, but I know many guys who score lower than him in looks and body type and they all do just fine. He’s a loud personality, can carry a conversation even though he’s a bit cringey and he doesn’t have any major facial deformities, he wouldn’t have many issues getting laid. He’s just above the bare minimum in many areas but that’s literally all you need if you’re well socialised.
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>>219050093
Wiggers went this route because they are terrified of getting sued by non fans after s3.
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>>219050143
normies (and landon) read the contract before signing
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>>219050034
the twins, landon and bashir*
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What was the point of bringing James Drakes girlfriend?
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>>219050098
>his body is weird
that's why I said women don't care about bodies as much as you might think
>his swag is average at best
I'm not a /fa/g but average is already better than plenty of guys out there. I'm telling you because I have friends who look pretty average, the kind of guys that have a couple saving graces, a couple bad things but are otherwise pretty average, and they both have dated extremely attractive and not-crazy women. one of them's more of a nerd so he usually dates nerdy chicks, the other is a normie and dates normie chicks, but they are both extroverted and hanging out with them it's fun. Stop listening to blackpill influencers, the real world isn't like that.
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>>219050164
It was a dumb move but at least it pushed the twins away from him slightly.
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>>219048461
>Bashir won
tired of this revisionist history when Vance objectively won the fight
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>>219050164
if you saw him in confessional with everyone making fun of her gums its clear that something is finally getting under his skin
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>>219050164
Bongo and Emma were getting too attracted to him and Jet needs his cumbunnies.
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bashir really got his ass beat lol
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>>219050134
>>219050166
Idk man. He is confident that's all he has going for him. Is that literally all it takes is confidence?
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>>219050176
yeah honestly i gotta agree, vance definitely won that fight against bashir in fishtank. like it wasn’t even that close if you actually watched it without bias. bashir just didn’t have the timing or awareness to keep up.

that said, vance is still probably the weakest out of all of them overall lol. like if we’re being real, mints would absolutely demolish bashir without even trying. completely different level desu.
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>>219050191
gm mints!
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imagine crying over JD being dynamic person and because of it having a gf, while you are watching a show with beta cuck ben that was trying to traffic 18yo bitch with help of ellie with
>ugh, friend of my boyfriend has depression and was trying to suicide, please give him some of your pussy
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>>219050191
Yeah man, go fight him mints!
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>>219050191
For a rich kid that has never faced any adversity in his life, Bashir did pretty well.
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>>219050203
>beta cuck ben that was trying to traffic 18yo bitch with help of ellie
I see no problem with this.
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Why did CF skip over Drake getting clowned on for being a step-dad?
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If you care about who won the fights you are gay
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Basneed shit eaters are really something else. Say anything negative about him and you get three brownoids insta replying to you kek
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>>219050233
okay vance
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>>219050211
>the twist is a giant keyboard
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>>219050233
b-but tj won...
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>>219050199
Pretty much, but he's like that and he's not forcing it, which is the tricky part.
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>>219050233
Ben, you've got to get Drake black out drunk, wake him up in the middle of the night, and then 4v1 him, maybe you can win.
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>>219050203
>ugh, friend of my boyfriend has depression and was trying to suicide, please give him some of your pussy
as it should be
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>>219050216
he said he got bullied relentlessly in syria for being white so he had fights
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>>219050216
he talked about how he got raped everyday of his life and had cigarettes burnt out on his forearms to mints as a form of "mogging" so i dont think he had it that easy growing up in shitfuck syria
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Sam telling all the wiggers to learn how to box and Ben was the only one to do it
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>jet forgot to buy the 50 landon sto-x
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>>219050238
hes /ourguy/
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>>219050253
Being bullied and getting in fights are different things, especially when we're talking about events that most likely happened as a pre-teen.
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>>219048585
it's another fishtank tradition missing this year
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>>219050267
He sold them last night to dump him after he ruined their bit.
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November 16th, 2024
The day Fishtank died
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>>219050265
Ben already knew how, he was a skater kid
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>>219050250
it was cool from jet he get a 17yo dude sex with jupiter, but what they did to get ben ellie's friend is just beta shit
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>>219050216
He was a young boy in syria, there is a 99% chance he got gaped on the daily.
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>>219050292
He also has a micropenis
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>>219050270
muslim?
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>>219050265
except for maybe ben all the niggers in the basement are now way more unhealthy than their bottom of the barrel contestants.
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Sam would like Bashir just because he doesn't act like a total faggot compared to everyone else in the house
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>>219050270
That bit where he was getting mad with Landon over the L4D cinematic was the funniest moment of the season for me.
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>>219048741
based
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>>219050308
its not 2016 anymore
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>>219050306
and he doesnt let it get him down. his life could have been so much worse. he gets pussy
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What are the steps to become a sex pest? I want to become one
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>>219050290
The day Alex B quit?
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>>219050326
im asking you genuinely brother
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Sam isn’t even a true Christian, he’s just a gay ass spiritualist. He would like Bashir.
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>>219048820
damn this bitch ugly
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>>219050336
be spiritually indian
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>>219048845
that's a tranny
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>poll ignored
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>>219050350
no he's pretty hardline Christian now, jay dyer got him into orthodoxy
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>>219050336
Step 1: grab ass
Step 2: ?????
Step 3: profit
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tj bouncing tayleigh’s head was so fun to watch live
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>>219050350
He's not even that, he's just a phony grifter.
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>>219050317

his christian larp would prevent him from ever admitting that he likes a muslim
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>>219050349
internationalist financiers are the problem not white muslims
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>>219050350
why do people keep saying this? there is no way
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>>219050360
good, tank needed more women
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>>219048928
>getting defensive over a literal whore
uh oh
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1. Landon
2. Bashir
3. James Drake
This is the optimal top 3 with Bashir sacrificing himself to take out James Snake.
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>>219048937
that's a dude
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>>219050370
>white muslims
so like 1% of them? say that to the euro countries that are being flooded. im sure they love their new friends. even if the bankers did it, theyre both bad if youre white
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>>219050391
it's obviously
twins
emma
who cares about the rest
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>>219050391
Landon fall off is inevitble now that he's in a bitchy mood 24/7, eventually the show will turn on him.
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>>219050400
Okay. This is starting to sound racist.
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>you NOW remember when the cops were going to come rescue Landon
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>>219050336
Without a network of jews to have your back you will end up like Mr. naked
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>>219049308
you're brown lmaooo
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>LANDON YOU NEVER HAD A FUCKIN SUPER FRIEND BED BEFORE?
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>>219050317
No, because Bashir is actually autistic.
>Drake's piece comes to house
>"I'm half Peruvian"
>Ah, yes. Peru and Bolivia should unify and take over Arica and Parinacota from Chile
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how tall is bashir?
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>>219050439
5’11
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>>219049373
KWAUB (kek what an ugly bitch)
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>>219050285
then its a fake show
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>>219050431
>how come Landon is getting offered to be in a shuper bed bath and beyond bed with the girls
>he must be makin deals down in the uh... the bashement
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>>219050417
He's totally in the right to be in a mood though, the wiggers are offering nothing for the challenges and expect him to compete just because.

>>219050451
Took you a while.
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>>219049434
James. He would adopt Landon for the season and hate Bashir for denying that Christ is the son of God
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what was the bit Landon said no to?
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I didn’t even notice Bam didn’t show up yesterday.
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>>219050455
>He's totally in the right to be in a mood though, the wiggers are offering nothing for the challenges and expect him to compete just because.
Jet: I ain't paying them shit!
Paypig faggot: Wow, king move :O
Meanwhile, the show goes to shit because Jet, unlike Sam, is cheap as fuck.
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>no one has figured out that laura is jd's gf
im literally the only one smart enough watching this show. s1/2 maybe someone would have got there before me
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>>219050022
it seems like alot of people like Bashir because of the nupol neogroyper "muslims hate jews and therefore all muslims are based" logic
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has he evolved?
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>>219050435
he also asked her what her ethnicity is as an icebreaker
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>>219050462
who?
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>>219050473
He’s gaining confidence. He’s the TJ arc but real but he shits on production instead of sucking them off so they hate him.
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>>219049745
i hate internet women so much it's unreal.
my ideal woman literally doesn't have any internet presence or use the internet whatsoever
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they said after the insult challenge they’re doing more cash challenges now that the quitters are gone but we’ll see how true that is
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>>219050471
We need the Muslim to defeat the jew
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That would be a bizarre matching.
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>>219050400
its not the spirituality thats the problem but the ethno-religious competition, muslims being muslim is not inherently a problem
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>>219050469
she isn’t though
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>>219050469
Jimmy is boasting about recommending her. But he clearly also knows her somehow
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biggest blackpill this season is the fact that frank isnt being brought on because of bashir
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>>219050494 was meant for >>219050469
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>>219050489
What's funny is that half the fish in the house would quit in a second if they got fucked with. Nice job getting rid of fishbucks, Jet.

>>219050471
Muslims are gay, but Bashir is a autistic man of conviction in a house of gay retards. If he needs the framework to be moral, what's the harm in it?
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>>219050486
They don't hate him you moron

Jet will always hate JD though
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>>219050199
80% of it, probably. Where a lot of people fuck up is they think ‘confidence’ is being a big piece of shit because that’s what movies have taught them. It’s more subtle than that. But yeah, I’m pretty average in looks, have been out of shape for most of my life but being comfortable and able to carry a conversation has got me laid dozens of times. JD would do better than me because he’s louder and a bigger presence, but you don’t even have to be that obnoxious to succeed.
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>>219050233
Stop getting your freeloaders from discord Jet
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>>219050503
what do you mean
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>hey JD destroy Emma's birthday cake for a subway sandwich and make yourself a target for the bullet
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>>219050503
what do you mean?
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>>219050473
being forced to be social, new hair cut and body fat loss will do wonders for a lot of people
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>>219050471
it's more so that his pulpy display of zeal and principled fanaticism makes him fun to root for.
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>>219050473
It’s not in his contract.
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>>219050486
tjseether
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Season 3, Day 14.

Alex B screaming at Wild Randy, Alexis leaving and The Cell challenge.
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>>219050527
The worst part of all of this is that they won't do a fake out bullet.

Do a challenge, say that whoever does worst will get a "punishment", give the winner a bullet and let them shoot someone, and then tell them it was a fake bullet and they're not doing that anymore, time to kick the person who did the worst in the challenge.
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>>219050473
he is my comfort character
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>>219050532
Woah. Someone with actual insight enters the chat
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>>219050557
How many furbabies do you have you fucking faggot!
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where'd the pic come from?
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>>219050553
they will find out when Jet remembers they got rid of the bullet
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>>219050060
hnnggg
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>>219050527
A similar thing happened in s3
>Next elimination is in-house popularity vote
>"Hey Binx start fucking with the gay guy with loyal army of fag hags. Why? Because we say so"
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Remember Finding Neme when they finally escape the house our whatever and at the end theyre like Now What?? thats fishtank lol
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>>219050201
okay mints
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>>219050575
Why is she doing the tard wrist thing?
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>>219050515
The only way for me to become confident is by retaining my seed. Which is hard to do right now because this hash I keep smoking gets me worked up so sexual.
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Does anyone care who wins this season?
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What was the consensus on Bash Vs Vance. I think Bash won but would have been fucked if it wasn't a single round.
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NEW

>>219050596
>>219050596
>>219050596

new

>>219050596
>>219050596
>>219050596
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>>219050599
I care
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>>219050527
>>219050584
I thought they were scrapping the bullet.
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>>219050599
it just has to not be emma
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>>219050164
they were trying to Brian him but Jrake is too powerful
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>>219050593
the twins aren’t exactly all there if you haven’t noticed
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>>219050611
jet hasn't told them
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>>219050593
she was signaling her willingness to let the parrots perch on her hand, should they wish to
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>>219050604
Wigger bake
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>>219050600
Yeah, like most amateurs running on adrenaline he didn't breathe during the fight, by the 1:30 mark he was going blue in the lips.

Great performance for a first fight, though.
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>>219050459
doing the tiktok dance and sleeping in the superbed
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>>219048461
I like bashir because he doesn't put up with hoes
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>>219050599
i want the twins to win. i want them to have a marvelous rest of their life. they deserve it.
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>>219050627
Well that is just poor communication skills
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@jimmy
Is this It? This woman is the best the Jimmycord has to offer?
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>>219050290
Best day in the show's history and it's all been downhill since.
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>>219050742
bunch of damn normies
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>>219050593
holding a cup



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