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he looks like a lesbian
I am jaded and depressed but I will never watch this slop
why would something that already exists
>>219051624Warner spammed the trailer all over YouTube and HBO Max. Everyone who watched The Pitt or One Battle After Another was served the trailer.
Usually with remakes like this, they want to cover up a certain quality of the original films. Same reason for the newer Wonka movie.
>>219051921???I need a better reference. Does "Oliver!" (Twist) align with your argument?
>>219051624I cant believe it beat the wizard of oz in streaming service trailer views!
>>219051624The coveted title of most watched trailer in [arbitrary category] and [even more arbitrary category]
>>219051624trannies lost
i believe it. look how many threads have already been posted here. apparently everybody secretly or not so secretly loves harry potter.
It will do ludicrous numbers, tranny copium / nigga snape isn't enough to derail this train. Harry Potter has a cultural stranglehold on a huge segment of the global population
>>219051643They picked him because they know he is going to troon out, they want that controversy
>>219051643>see boy >immediately think of girls
>>219052027normalfags just don't care about raceswapping beyond being maybe weirded out for a minute and then just making jokes while still consoooming the slopi hate every time i see people appeal to supposed normalfag opinion on here to back up their arguments, no, most of them are not secretly le based, they don't have concrete belifs only whims that can be pushed one way or another
>>219051949I just don't drink fluoride water like a psycho nigger cattle.
>>219052119thats a genuine indian bong from /v/
I'm looking forward to the dialogue geared towards the 80 IQ viewers from around the entire planet explaining every plot point in detail 10 times.
>most watched>trailer>for hbo max showwhat’s it being compared to?
>>219051921How do you cover up films with shows no one will watch?
>>219051624>Most-Watchedyeah and people hate it, look at the comments:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHQukSJLjoc
>>219052449He had the most touchdown receptions on a Tuesday in October for names beginning with J. Let him have his moment.
>>219052519not going to click your link shill
>>219052584meds
>>219051624why does this need to existwhy
>>219051643they forgot to make him black. too extremist.
>>219052869money
>>219052869childless millennials woth tons of extra cash for the zog
>>219052869Open the Wikipedia page of the highest grossing Warner Bros. IPs. It's not going to be capeshit.
>>219051643fr. they need to give that boy a new haircut next season
>>219052869They can't have old media being popular where everybody is white and happy. They have to remake everything and insert browns so future generations just assume that's how it always was.
>>219052869>>219053001>>219053048but is this really going to make money? A lot of people are trashing the trailer. The stereotypical Harry Potter fan is a leftwing millennial woman and now they hate Harry Potter because JK Rowling said that men are not women. And then you have the anti-woke fans who hate her for making Dumbledore gay and now a Black Snape.Seriously who is this made for? Who is actually going to watch this?
>>219053374yeah people are shitting on it in the youtube comments but you are delusional if you dont think its going to do crazy numbers. thats like thinking GTA VI would ever flop
>>219053374>Seriously who is this made for?For people who made HP their highest-grossing IP. I'm really struggling to understand why this is so hard for chudkin to absorb.
>>219053374Both sides are going to watch it. All that "outrage" is performative and despite what they want you to believe, "anti-wokers" are massive plebs that still eat up the zogchow they claim they dont
>>219051624I'm 36. I've listened to the Harry Potter audiobooks read by Jim Dale every time I've gone to sleep since 2018. From the 1st to the 7th over and over and over again. I will never watch the trailer of this shit or the fucking tv series. I haven't even bothered to watch the last two HP movies, and I probably never will.
>>219052519I thought you were coping by using Kinocheck, wherever that is, but the official HBO upload's comments are complaining as wellhttps://youtu.be/RIu4sFKGi6E
>every 2 second scroll past someone shitting on how awful the trailer is counts as a "view"wow, congratulations.
>>219053753What about stephen Fry's narration? Or the new full cast audiobooks they are a bit woke to their detriment, most notably with the voice of Snape and Madam Pomfrey imo
>>219053753You're exactly the type of low IQ cretin that will watch this kek
>>219054190>What about stephen Fry's narration?Only listened to that once. I prefer Jim Dale doing different voices for every character.>Or the new full cast audiobooksWon't listen to that.
>>219054234>have trash reading comprehension>accuse somebody else for having low IQ
>>219054124LMAO I never read the books but based on the comments there are apparently some scenes that will be very problematic with a Black Snape
>>219054271Understandable
>>219054525Yeah Quirrell is evil incarnate so I guess they could just write him as racist, but more likely they will just change the dialogue entirely
>>219051643>Bulldykes have successfully convinced that them looking like little boys is the fault of little boysGrim.
>>219051624Harry Potter TV show could have easily been the biggest tv show in the world and even more popular than Game of Thrones, but HBO completely fumbled it. The casting has been absolute dogshit so far, and the script is going to be even worse from what we know. Audiovisuals are just as bad as you'd expect from a modern HBO tv show, but people don't really care about those.
>>219054624little boys don't look like that anymore thoughwell maybe just the fat losers that would be considered HP fans back in the day, but the vast majority of them(at least where i live) all started getting that numullet as soon as they become self aware
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>>219051624>Quick, grab whatever numbers we can manipulate to make it seem as if people are looking forward to this!!
>>219054740>mulletAhh, so they got turbo les mode then.
>>219052464Because nothing is sacred except corruption.
>>219054752Nah, he looks weird.
>>219054610>>219054525LMAO Harry's dad got a lynch mob together to "levitate" (hang) Snape under a tree:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvuPvcVeXGw
>>219055056Just say that you're upset about your faggot character in your faggot childrens series being blackwashed makes you mad. you don't need to come up with elaborate excuses harry slopper is set in bongistan, not your beaner infested country
>>219055206I'm not mad, I just think it's amusing. But you sound mad
>>219053486>for people who have spent the last decade burning their Harry Potter merchandise and cursing JK Rowlingidk about that though.
