>every cultured man has two fatherlands: his own, and then FranceWhat's you're favorite French movie?
White
is that the chick that is really a dudedoes she have a dick or notI'd dick his ass why not
>>219051877retard
>>219051877she’s just a fatty, has a lot of nudes and sex scenes
>>219051803The ones that Eva Green in it.
>>219051803Seydoux sex gifs
>>219051979I watched this yesterday and it's honestly mostly just bad. Tcheky Karyo was the only good thing about it, the rest of the film is extremely unfocused, with bizarre dialogue, absolutely no plot whatsoever. Things just happen and then Tcheky is there to ham it up, basically.Very disappointing, but again, based Tcheky.
>>219052092The ones where she's getting fucked by Adele Exarchopolous.
Fuck French girls
>>219052276dont mind if i do!
The Pink Panther serials.
>>219051803>every cultured man has two fatherlands: his own, and then FranceFrance uses the Euro, which is great. Also, Paris has top-notch urban planning and policy for a city of its size.However, the French obsession with trying to maintain French as a global language is gay and retarded. I blame them for Quebec Boomers.
>>219052433>the French obsession with trying to maintain French as a global language is gay and retardedAmerican here, I can see it working if they boom their population with actual French and not arabs and africans.
>>219052685Please come to France and fuck our women.
>>219052739I strongly believe in the US and France intermixing back and forth. It's an idea that's been in the back of everyone's minds since the Days of Lafayette in the American Revolution and Patton in World War 2. France will adopt more right wing and pro-gun culture, the US will adopt better food and dirtier movies. it's a win win.
I want hairy French women.
The movie delicattessen was a small film that had a lot of production put into it. I havent seen it in 2 decades but that and the city of lost children with Ron permanently were bright beacons into french cinema. Mexican tv also played the crimson rivers all the time so it became a favorite. Very cool fight scene with Vincent Cassel and some neonazis.
>>219051877>I'd dick his ass why notYou sound like Zoidberg.
>>219051803Webm related.
>>219052433>However, the French obsession with trying to maintain French as a global language is gay and retarded.How is that a bad thing? Better than being a country where they start to just adapt some globalist, consumerist mass culture using the English language.
>>219051803Cyrano de Bergerac with Gerard Depardieu The soundrack is kino https://youtu.be/_zkcfzbyJa0?si=slQls0PA3l5GTpeI
>>219054178English is the global language of commerce and diplomacy. That fight is already over. More nations should look to Singapore and accept this reality.
>>219051803Taxi 1-3
>>219054281I have accepted that already. It's just nice that some countries culturally do their own thing like France, Russia and Japan.
>>219051803france is dead
>>219054281Oy vey
>>219054178Let's be fair, it's either English or Chinese. Better English than Chinese if you think of it. And yes I know the US is the one they hate to love, and the Brits are the ones they love to hate, but the simpler American English tends to be used more over.
>>219051803Eva Green
>>219055842How do French girls smell?
>>219054807Mah nigga
>>219051803The one where the director fucked the underage star of his movie.
>>219055974with their nose
>>219051803A Man Escaped. Pretty basic choice.
>>219051803It's either Irreversible or Raw.
>>219056027Oh, wait, that's literally every french movie everhttps://www.euronews.com/culture/2024/07/01/metoo-french-directors-benoit-jacquot-jacques-doillon-detained
>>219051803Purple Noon
Been on an Eric Rohmer bender lately. La Collectionneuse is tops and also has the cutest girl.
went to paris last week and jfl the city is 80% africans and arabs and theres shit everywhereextremely blackpillinggone are the days of to catch a thief, day of the jackal, charade and alain delon joints
Current one although the most recent watch was 'Seul contre tous' which I liked.
>>219051803I love their sci-fi kinos
>>219057258by Gaspar Noé ? very good choice anon
>>219055974Cigarettes.
Lea Seydoux will always be the prettiest woman to me
>>219057726i too love crying bitches
>>219051803The ones that I watch via a supercut of the nude scenes on Xvideos.
French movies are poorly disguised softcore porn.
>>219052092based
>>219058574you don't watch french movies
>>219057603Yeah. I'd say this would be personal my favourite out of is filmography though.
Seydoux seems to be into pegging men and also having her feet worshipped so she’s pretty cool in my book
Murmur of the Heart or Le Cercle Rouge.
La haine is what running around as a teen would feel like in paris.
>>219051803why does she have a Skandi peasant phenotype?
>>219051803Le Trou, Cache, Grand Illusion (yes a boring title but it's perfect.) Marius isn't a fave but it's peak theater adaptation (makes all the Tennessee Williams look like overheated mess, more like DAMAGED passing as "theater".) Pagnol is still influencing even Holdovers.
>>219052433>the Euro, which is great
>>219051803Why France? What culture has it produced bigger than the greek, roman, or english?
>>219061199Yes. And?
>>219063430Is that the PS5?
>>219063492
>>219054233Based, I'm French and I'll watch it this weekend cause I want to show it in class to my students
I liked La Jetee.
>>219051803The Professional and the Wakfu porn parody
"I realized at that time I was born of two fathers: Elias and Megaweapon."
>>219052433Quebec had the chance to secede. It barely lost. If they could see current year Canada then Quebec secession would have won 70-30 most likely
RedThe Double Life of VeroniqueLa SamouraiiCacheClimaxNocturama
>>219066816TFW Power of Love by Celine Deon becomes it's national anthem.
>>219058911Kys coomer.
>>219051803This or water lillys
>>219063492Ps5pro
>>219051803I went off her when I learned she wasn't blonde.
>>219052685there are more people speaking French in worldwide Francophonie than all the Frenchmen put together, that's the reason why France wants to keep French relevant as an international language, especially with Africa becoming more relevant as we approach the second half of the century.
>>219054281>Chineseftfy, English is slowly taking the place that French had in the 20th century
>>219058574lol no, most French movies are about either an aging 40yo couple and their problems or a mismatch of a boomer and their young immigrant friend/coworker/servant, if only they were softcore porn like you think it'd be a reason to watch them
>>219051803Animations counts so 12 Tasks of Asterix.Absolute fucking kino.
>>219052021does she really have alot of nudes? what movies or are they just private pics
>>219051803I watched Pacifiction recently and was completely blown away by the visuals.The movie itself was VERY slow. I don't mind slow movies, but I found this almost too slow for me. That being said I liked the story and characters. But the visuals were just incredible. Makes me want to go to a tropical island with all my camera gear and just shoot stuff for a few weeks.
>>219057726she mogged the other chicks in Dunc 2 hard
>>219051803Norman Reedus got to snog her in Death Stranding 2
>>219052030What an awful representation of her. You're clearly homo.Fluent in English and French who can interchangeably switch accents perfectly whilst being sultry too? fml
>>219072902The only time I went homo was when I fucked you in the ass. Other than that I'm in love Eva Green.
>always wanted to visit France>it's too BLACKED to visit now
>>219073245the fact we can't visit Europe from like 30 to 40 years ago is tragic, at least we still have Japan and small euro villages
>>219073325>at least we have Japannope, it's over.
>>219073145Gay and cringe.
>>219073473On Russians are gay and cringe, that's why they enjoy being anally penetrated.
>>219073553You gambled on one country out of 195 and lost. Please do not play poker (you're poor anyway).
>>219073656Friend, I honestly don't know what set you off and got you so angry at me? Other than that one time I fucked you up the butt and came on your face. But other than that all I said was I like any French movie with Eva Green in it? Why so serious?
shockingly low amount of lea seydoux in this thread
>>219073884It's a general french movie thread. Post em if you like em.
>>219073840Nothing. Post better photos, im guiding you.
>>219073884
>>219074113I think you've spent so much time on 4chan and with all the bots and trolls that all you know how to do is become unnecessarily inflammatory. I'm sorry but your general character is off. People won't want to engage with such problematic people. Whether you share the same interest with them or not And for the record, I like practically like every Eva Green photo. Her candids and no make up pics are some of my favorites.
French cinema is shit, the best french movie from the last decade is quebecois (Les chambres rouges) and Seydoux is ugly
>>219051979based90s kino
>>219051803arcane
For me it's La Classe Américaine (1993)
>>219052092
>>219057899Based anon, Rose is the best sadfu/crying bitch in the whole world.
Taxi 2
>>219070734all except for Rebecca Ferguson if you ask meFerguson's #1 on my list, and Léa's #2.
I hope she gets them out again while she’s thick
>>219076575Paula Patton also mogs her hard
>>219076636patton's got bigger tits but otherwise ferguson mogs, insane facecard
>>219054281And before English it was French and before that it was Latin. Things change.
Lea originally was gonna do a movie with Sydney Sweeney called Masque of the Red Death but Sydney dropped out and Mikey Madison replaced her
>>219076838brunette/blonde contrast, love that
>>219055974Chanel No. 5
>>219076838Sydney usually only makes slop so it's probably a good sign that she dropped out. Mickey has been picky choosing her next projects
I prefer french alien version
>>219051803Brotherhood of the Wolf
>>219080663forgot pic
would love to shoot a load right in her face
>>219058574Which French films have you seen precisely?
>>219063907Basé.Showed some part of it to my little brother and he said "oh that's what YOU call a real actor, i get it now".https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BY4OgoI9Bk
>>219060746bro she has about the most "Patrician" look possible, who do you think you're kidding?
>>219073884It's unfortunate
>>219076838Massive upgrade.
>>219076838>better actress>sexier>stronger contrast in looks with SeydouxGood upgrade.
>>219081688>of looking whore is an oscar winnersick of amerigolems
>>219081772...what?
>>219077036god I wish she would fuck me up the ass
some movies with mylène jampanoï
Nobody's even posted the best French girl ITT, for shame.
>>219081225my favorite picture of her (that i've been banned for posting even while talking about her movies)
>>219054107>What do you do?>I samourai
Motherhood suits her.
>>219083018Pregnancy causes some kind of glow-up due to hormones, or so I've heard
>>219076838Battle of the sleepy eyes
mwaahaaaa the French
>>219083745Who is paler?
>>219083855Lea is very fair skinned but Mikey is like mondo pale. When you see her out of warm lighting it's more obvious.
The French
>fatherland>not motherlanduhhhh patriarchal much??
>>219070467Holy fucking based.Kino of the highest caliber.
>>219086763mommy
>>219056304No, that would be Pauline
Watch this, it's kino.
>>219087251No girl wants to be your mommy dude. Be a man!
I love Mommy Lea so much
>>219086763I would enjoy if she sat on my face.
>>219055974Cheese
>>219080982KINO
>>219051803Chocolate but you say it like french person. haven't seen the movie and I think it's not even french but this is my post and I stand by it.>>219051877are you that anon that is really a saar>>219053982all turdies are shellfish from a scifi cartoon
>>219088170She needs to show them again asap
>Attached earlobeWait a minute...
>>219051803>>every cultured man has two fatherlands: his own, and then France>What's you're favorite French movie?Any movies starring Ms Lowkeydeadinside
The french At least they're not american
>>219051803>every cultured man has two fatherlands: his own, and then Franceso Frenchmen can't be cultured?
>>219051803
it's gotta be the one where the parent fucks their kid for sure
>every cultured man has two fatherlands: his own, and then France>be french>have two faggot dadsfeelsbadman
>>219091754Okay what happened there?
>>219092081
Highly divergent careers
>>219091754>>219092094So it smeared her foundation/makeup then?
>>219092172is that the dooshkew bitch?
>Lea asks you to open your relationshiphow do you respond?
>mid with professional hair dye and makeup fools desperate incelsmany such cases
>here's your 10/10 bro
>>219092787>smugly posts the worst picture he could find from a movie
>>219083273Rebecca Ferguson's my favorite example for that. Looks like a babyfaced girl next door from 16-23, then has her first kid at 24 and ends up an absolute MILF, even after having another kid a decade later
>>219093125as opposed to pictures from red carpet events where she's had a gay man making 200/hr do her hair and makeupwhen you finally have sex one day you'll realize what it means to see a girl from the night before in your bed the following morning
>>219093842and what would be wrong with that?
>>219094583French footpussy for my cum to land on
>>219092787anon that's not ugly. You could say many bad things about this nepo bitch but she's beautiful
>>219051803that's a tranny
>>219092419No that's Adele Exarchopolous. She looks nothing like Eliza Dushku in my opinion.
>>219095211not, she's shown the goods multiple times on screen
>>219097056Mommy <3
>>219070195No, no it's not. Chinese is an extremely hard language to learn for anyone who isn't SE Asian, and it's ludicrously impractical as a written language of commerce.
>>219083273Only if it's a male baby. Female babies cause women to age horribly with the extra production of estrogen they have to do. It's not uncommon for teeth to fall out, hair loss, etc.
fuck lea
>>219098060What if you have a male baby first, then a girl like a decade later?
>>219098258The girl baby will still mess you up.
>>219098398Seems like Ferguson is special, then, in that case.
>>219098451Naturally higher testosterone levels maybe.
>>219093842>>219092787>ha, here is a random zoomed in blurry picture!Are you braindead or something?
I don't know about films, but Nicolas Le Floch is a kino series.
>favorite movie is Look Who's TalkingBASED
>>219093842Uh huh.
I wish france resembled french moviesHell, i wish when i visited french i saw more french people than africans and arabs.Talking about france like this is no different to talking about ancient greece. Its a lost fantasy.Im extremely jealous of boomers who got to visit paris in the 20th century before it became completely non-frenchI dont even say this out of any disdain for the new inhabitants - but i can already experience african and arab culture when i visit those places. When i visit france i want frenchness. And its just... erased.Not angry, just sad. It will never come back.
>>219100336maybe consider going beyond "the center of the capital city"
>>219100336I'm european, visited Paris last may and the frenchness wasn't erased lol. Like 75% of people were still french at the center of the city, and it looked truly the most beautiful city in the world. Clean, no homeless anywhere ect. The culture, the food, all 100% french. You just focused on the brown people too much because internet has mindbroken you. In Paris all the immigrants were just working shit jobs.
>>219100336And despite what /pol/ rambles about, the immigrants are mostly integrating and adopting the local culture.
>>219100336>i wish when i visited french
>>219100605rakjeet/ivan/whatever he is made a typo in his demoralizationpost
>>219051803I've always thought it was weird how bongs want to imitate the French. Especially because they always use these faggy french words but have the most difficult time with the simplest Spanish words.
>>219100961>want to imitateNo, those words are holdovers from when French was the language of the courts and nobility during Norman times, and English was the language everywhere else.
>>219070195Never gonna happen. China has to have soft power globally in order for the Chinese language to be adopted by every country. China has no soft power and is failing hard at instilling it.
>>219100233Such a patrician facial structure, the shapely lips, sleepy eyes, perfectly upturned nose, elegant cheekbones and jawline, it's no wonder she does as much modelling in France as she does
>>219101465nta, soft power is something that comes after real power, the only reason America and the UK before it were able to disseminate themselves into global culture was becauset they fucked everyone up before that. The USA still has an overwhelming advantage over everyone else but every aspect of it's power has taken a turn for the worse in the last 20 years, while China has been slowly expanding its web of infrastructure all the way into Africa and the tip of SEA. Long term instability has never been a more real possibility, which offers a chance for the balance of things to change. Anyone that says they can predict the next half century is an idiot but no one can deny that China is the only global player that has their pawns in place to take advantage of this situation in various ways. It's not happening in the next decade and it might not happen at all, but Chinese has never been a smarter investment to learn than now, especially as a white man from a developed country it will give you chances 90 percent of your countrymen will not have I'm not learning it though, it's fucking hard>>219100519This is horseshit, I go to Paris every month and there are plenty of areas in the city center that are disgusting, the metro alone is awash with piss, hoboes and rats on certain lines and taking the RER D is something no one enjoys. Paris isn't as brown and black as the other anon says but you are overcompensating in the other direction. It's nowhere near the level of true cleanliness of cities like Hong Kong or Singapore, still a beautiful place to be sure enough though.
>>219102617He didn't even say Paris, just "France".
>>219051979Get better taste for the love of God.
>>219076636yeah not a chance, not white enough
>>219055974They smell of pigeon shit because Paris is full of pigeons and they also smell of diesel fumes because traffic jams happen every 35 mins.
>>219081688absolutely not sexier
>>219056304Wait until you see The Aviator's Wife
>>219103251Yes she is. Sweeney is just incredibly boring because of her lack of any personality or charisma.
>>219092049are you adopted or are you only related to one of your homo dads? either way that sucks but its probably better than 2 moms
>>219066865What the hell is the point of nocturnal? The french state will kill you without trial?
>>219098398my wife (age 28) just had our first a girl baby and she looks beautiful as ever, idk maybe she'll change in a few years but all women do. Pray to god I get a boy next even though I wanted a girl first
>>219087408Its sci-fi, right?
>>219100519>clean, 75% frenchguess we went to different Paris>>219100336you should be angry, every euro country should value their history and peoples a bit more, immigrants are fine but it needs to be more challenging to emmigrate
>>219091717This is proof that metabarons can be made!
>>219100071What's the premise? The guy looks like he could be anything.
>>219051803i dunnoMartyrs maybe?
>>219103407Sydney is an actual white woman raised like a wealthy semi rural type white girl. I'd certainly rather spend a day with her than Mikey Maddison.
>>219103767Anon, they're casting a movie, not booking a holiday for you.
>>219103460No, it's just that the French have a retarded "we don't negotiate with terrorists" policy so they send their version of SWAT and kill everyone.
>>219102617>every aspect of it's power has taken a turn for the worse in the last 20 yearsesp now that muskrat and doge dismantled most of america's soft power through usaid
>>219103767As opposed to...what? Did you make up a fictional character for Mikey Madison in real life or something?
fuck i want to cum inside lea's tight little pussy. fuck
>>219051803Pepe le Moko. Gabin is my guy.
>>219054233ty for reclooks hella cooli also havent checked out "en Garde!" yet that also looked cool
I thought this was Hillary Duff
>>219103767Madison is also from a wealthy family and grew up as an equestrian, she nearly went into that as a career instead of acting. The moratorium on social media is also a plus. But I don't know what any of this has to do with their on-screen presence.
>>219102727 >visited Paris>In Pariseven a mong like me can read, I'm not adressing the post higher up the chain.
>>219103614He's an inspector in pre-revolutionary France. Generally crime solving but also espionage aspects.
>>219100233I worked with a girl that looked like a 40 percent less hotter version of her and she’d pick her nose in front of people like it was no big deal
