I'm about to start The Acolyte. What am I in for?
>>219055293Its bad. Not even funny bad. Just bad.
>>219055293Mind numbed and time gone
Disappointment mostly
>>219055293A lot of hatred
>>219055293A lot of we wuzzery, lesbian space witches, lightsaber whip.
They killed Trinity in the first episode.
>>219055293>I'm about to start the AcolyteNo, you aren't.
eh, its better than shows about obi wan or ashoka, the characters are alright and the actors are good, the plot is really bad, in a fun way at first and then it's just really bad
>>219055319things that were funny bad>mc sticks a lamp on the antagonist and he gets kidnapped by giant moths>twins switched places like a it's a parent trap>twins literally switched alliances in the finale
The best production design of Disney Star Wars.The worst acting of Disney Star Wars.The best lightsaber fights of Disney Star Wars.The worst characters of Disney Star Wars.
>>219058392Ahsoka had characters.
Lesbians. And not the good kind
>What am I in for?Disappointment on many levels...
>>219057901All of these were already in The Clone Wars.
>>219060971And Clone Wars isn't good.
>>219055293Just kys
>>219055293get passed the third episode and its kino
>>219061004It's better than anything taking place after Return of the Jedi.
>>219061110Wrong.
>>219061148Acolyte is literally the best star wars show behind Andor
>>219061236You have severe brain damage, so much so I suspect you have a vagina.
>>219061148Anything post RotJ is hot diarrhea slop cooking on the curb in the Arizona summer heat.There's no cohesive vision at all.It's just "Remember when..." crap, that's the lowest form of storytelling.
>>219061309You described Clone Wars.
>>219060971Witches in Clone Wars weren't lesbians. They were, in fact, very heterosexual and explicitly took the males for breeding. They were also sexy and eerie. It also didn't have LIGHTSABER whips - it had electrical whips, as in it was an electrified cord.
>>219061294it has an actual story that effort was put into with good writing, unlike all the other slop besides Andorit is directed by a woman and granted, episode 3 doesnt work because of it. If a man made that episode it would have worked.
>>219061340Nope, The Clone Wars is a much needed narrative piece that perfectly contextualizes the downfall of the republic and Anakin's mistrust of the Jedi Order leading to his downfall in Revenge of the Sith. Asohka> Remember when I was in the clone wars?? *audience claps like seals*Book of Bobba Fett> Remember when I was bested by Han Solo?? *audience claps like seals*Resistance> Remember when Star Wars Rebels?? *audience claps like seals*The Mandalorian> Remember Bobba Fett, Yoda and Mandalorians?? *audience claps like seals*Force Awakens> remember a New Hope and how cool Han, Leia and Chewie were. And here is not-Tatooine?? *audience claps like seals*The Last Jedi> Remember Luke Skywalker?? *audience claps like seals*Rise of Skywalker> forget that last movie, remember Palpatine?? *audience claps like seals*Actually I was wrong, I'd argue that Skeleton Crew is actually good because it doesn't rely on memberries and tries to tell an original story in thr broader Star Wars Universe.
>>219061641>Actually I was wrong, I'd argue that Skeleton Crew is actually goodHoly shit, I completely forgot Skeleton Crew even existed. That's kind of incredible, isn't it? They made an entire Star Wars show that didn't even make a cultural ripple.
>>219061736it was pretty good like The Goonies but the ending wasnt memorable
>>219055293Liquid dogshit.
>>219061004Disney wishes they could achieve the quality of S6 TCW on th
>>219061476>Witches in Clone Wars weren't lesbians. They were, in fact, very heterosexual and explicitly took the males for breedingA tradition they continued years down the line.
>>219062694>on thUh oh bros, the Disney snipers got hi-
>>219062766Yeah, I forgot to mention that based George Lucas and his daughter made them all a race of white-coded, sexy pale goth chicks, so even Disney can't niggerify them, which is why that mentally ill bitch who made Acolyte had to invent her own diverse nig-witches. She originally wanted to use Dathomir witches but was forbidden from doing so.
>>219055293>first response isn't "the power of one, the power of two, the power of many"you guys don't even try anymore
>>219063428that was a good scene
>>219062694Watching The Clone Wars for the first time, and the show is superb.I had only watched the 2D Series in 2003 and the 2008 movie (which was absolute crap) but the TV show is really good, not only from a technical perspective in the later seasons but the characterization, storytelling and world building. It's no wonder that Disney has used it to make projects like Rogue One, Andor, the Jedi Fallen Order games, and others work.
I've never watched Clone Wars since it's a 100+ episodes series. Too long.
>>219055293Cutting your dick off and trying to rape kids I imagine.
>>219066494Watch it, it's great.There's a filler episode where 6 youngling have to find kyber crystals to make their lightsabers and they all needed a certain quality to improve upon before making it as a Jedi.I think was something like Patience, Confidence, Selflessness, Trust, Courage, and Hope.That's when you realize that Anakin was losing his balance of these throughout the show as it progresses and by Episode 3 he is outright lacking a few of those.
>>219061476This man knows his lore.
>>219055293Go in with an open mind and remember that something is better than nothing.
>>219066494Do it for my boy.
>>219066494weak. the episodes are 23 minutes long
>>219066494>I've never watched Clone Wars since it's a 100+ episodes series. Too long.I never watched it because it was a cartoon for little kids and I was an adult
>>219055293pedofash schlockino
It has pretty cool Light Saber fights.
Reminder that this is now part of canonical lore.
>>219072535the show is george lucas approved
>>219055293>The gayest Star Wars yet.
>>219072589that looks really dumb
>>219072589it was kino to tell a story of a black girl murdering her light sided jedi master. I wanted to see season 2 very much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t31H-K7VCGghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU9JRYzUBBg
A somehow worst show than Ahsoka than Mando s3 and Boba Fett which is pretty impressive to be so bad.Acolyte is the therapy project of the producer>Leslye Headland
>>219072652assoka was so fucking boring with zero originality, Acolyte was kino.
>>219072589Only the OT is canon.
>>219055293Its better than alot of the star wars spin offs but its female centered and some kind of My lai massacre themed but you do get some good combat scenes.
>>219072652>Acolyte is the therapy project of the producer>>Leslye HeadlandI got my opinion from criticaldrinker
>>219072916nta but isn't he one of /ourguys/?What changed. I don't really watch him but he is constantly on the side of antiwoke shit like Acolyte
>>219055293I liked that show.
>>219073097woke is the new based
>lead actress makes the same face in every scene regardless of what's happeningutter charisma vacuum
everyone who thinks this pile of shit is a masterpiece is a retardsimple as
