>Actually no that's not the truth Ellenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnL96RajmzY
five headed stupid fucking bitch start jerking off me or else
GOD SHE'S SO HOT
>>219056290she's cute so I have a hard time getting off to her
>>219056430poor womans sophie marceau
>>219056501She's twenty years younger than Sophie.
>>219056290 This is so awkward and unprofessional, I'm embarrassed for both of them
>>219056290Fuck this stacy
Wow this unscripted talk show appearance was so spontaneous and candid.
Remember when Ellen was the only show that had on the vegas security guard that witnessed the mass shooting from the hotel and she asked him like four leading questions then he disappeared forever?
>>219056335>jerking off me
>>219056615Yes, I’m sure Ellen scripted a moment that made her look foolish and snowballed into the end of her career.
>>219056290>The year was 1972 when Oscar-nominated actress — and cool mom — Melanie Griffith first laid eyes on future husband and Golden Globe-winning actor Don Johnson. However, since she was only 14 (Johnson was 22), it would be a few years before the two started up anything romantically.>Johnson and Griffith moved in together when she was 15 and got engaged on her 18th birthday, tying the knot in 1976
>>219059526crazy how modern people will read that and think its weird when that was how it was for thousands of years of human life girls fully mature at 14
>>219057229Wasn't some Saudi prince in the building? Flesh simulator did a whole doc on it. Dont know how much veracity it has to it.
>>219056290based nepo baby>>219056430she's cute would let her pee on me
>>219056290I still don't quite understand why *this* was what brought down Ellen.>actually your playful jest where feign offense for not being invited to my birthday is incorrect as you were invited so your joke isn't funnynormies:>Holy shit! Ellen lied about pretending not to be invited to Dakota's birthday as part of a playful joke that didn't land!Like don't get me wrong, all the other stuff that's come out is pretty terrible or whatever. But this is just a slightly awkward interaction
>>219059689I think its pretty normal, it was something that worked and so its hated by liberalsMost liberals have diagnosed mental illnesses, they hate healthy people
>>219056290She looks like a a clone of my manager at work. They could easily be sisters.
>>219061084Just like my manager. Except that Dakota is ten times uglier. Dakota Johnson looks like a grandma. So wrinkly.
