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>gives you a Nazi fetish
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>>219058298
That's a pretty terrible costume though. Looks like they sewed patches onto some British wool jacket.
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>>219058298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C62QJC2XZ2I
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>>219058298
Fuck Nazis
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>>219058298
In all seriousness, why the fuck were all of the nazis depicted as pretty okay people except for the SS guy?

This show was edgier than hogan's heroes in that respect, the protagonists just hang out with and are sorta buddies with the nazi occupiers all day
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>>219058474
This but literally
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>>219058483
They just didn't care about political correctness in the 80s that much, people were less uptight.
Hell the Dixie flag was uncontroversial among normies until the 2010s
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>>219058483
It's pretty much historically accurate in how much the French tried to 'fight' the Nazi occupation.
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>HEIL HITLER
>'TLER!
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>>219058483
>the SS guy?
You mean Herr Flick of the Gestapo?
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>>219058638
Note that the show has a Resistance character and she's depicted as a massive psycho who threatens violence against French civilians more than the nazis do
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>>219058681
Is that what he says? I always heard it as "plop!"
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>le portrait of The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies
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>>219058758
>>219058681
He makes a sort of noncommittal noise
It's a fun punchline in its own right; that even if nazis took over the world, the whole "click your heels together and throw your arm up every time you greet anyone" thing would never have taken off, the word "hi" was invented because the word "hello" was too burdensome
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>>219058751
Maria > Helga > Michelle > Yvette > Mimi
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>>219058298
Nazi breast expansion!
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>>219058837
Yeah I never thought of that. "Heil Hitler" would've eventually been shortened. Probably just to "Heil" though
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>>219058868
Kino
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>Nazi
>Gestapo officer
>Best friend is a weird goblin creature
>Lives in a basement
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I used to watch this with my granny
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bros....
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man this shit takes me back. the only thing I remember about this show is that the fat guy had a twin or something that they killed
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>>219058844
I remember watching this as a kid. It was probably the horniest daytime show the bbc ever allowed.
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>>219058330
Please understand anon they didn't have Amazon money back then - she probably had to provide her own coat. We're just lucky she wasn't portrayed by the British Leslie Jones.
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>>219058868
Nazi Science Is The Best In The World!
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>>219059739
>the British Leslie Jones
There is no equivalent.
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>>219058567
Built for Big Russian Cock
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>>219058298
>oh noooo please don't jump on my brown cock nooo
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stalag_fiction
>Stalag fiction (Hebrew: סטאלג) was a short-lived genre of erotic literature which flourished in Israel during the early 60s. The genre consisted of pornographic Nazi exploitation books, depicting female Nazi officers in prisoner-of-war camps (stalags) sexually abusing male Allied prisoners.
>The books, with titles like I Was Colonel Schultz's Private Bitch, were especially popular among adolescent boys, often the children of concentration camp survivors.
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>Phenomena (1985)
>As he did in Rome for Tenebrae, Argento manipulated locations in Zürich to produce an uncanny sense of place with Phenomena, a paranormal-tinged giallo set in an alternate ’80s, ostensibly decades after Nazi Germany had won World War II.
It's never stated in the film, but I always wondered why the teachers at the boarding school and the police detectives were dressed kind of like nazis.
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>>219059489
Mein gott!
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>>219058868

My Third Reich is rising if you know what I mean.
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Scarlett in the spirit was hot as hell.
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>>219059489

Normal children's show.
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>>219060085
Is this why people insist on the Stalag translation of Mien Kampf?
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>>219058298
looks like a gay man's fetish
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Good moaning /tv/
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That show gave me a stockings and garter fetish. Which is not a bad thing, most women are happy to oblige.
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>>219060334
This must be the original xena cheesecake show.
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>>219059799
Pressing X to doubt.

>>219060742
>gay man's fetish is white woman

This is your brain on Current Year Leftist Ideology.
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>>219058483
these days you will hear stories how entire french population was in resistance and how young Jeanette seduced and killed over 9000 germans before she was thrown into the bear and eagle cage by Mengele himsefl, but truth was that after germans conquered France they just hanged around, eating, drinking and having some fun, they weren't going around shooting people for fun
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Nazi-occupied France was LIKE THIS????
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>>219058483
Because nobody gave a fuck back then. WW2 was still history, not mythology.
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>>219059518
nah, he somehow pretended he got killed to fool the colonel or something and then pretended he's his own twin brother
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>>219058483
>German casualties (1940 – mid-1944, pre-Liberation)
>Historians generally estimate:
>Killed by Resistance actions: ~2,000 to 5,000 German personnel
That's NOTHING.
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I loved the show so much, dad used to watch tv reruns whenever it was on and I always joined.
Criminally overlooked bong sitcom, only issue I have is that the plotline with the portrait of The faůůen Madonna with the Big Boobies got dragged for way too long
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>>219059333
Don't you dare talk shit about my nigga Fon Smallhousen.
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>>219059808
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It was a different time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUCpfHIE03g
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>>219059799
What about the nog in Starfleet Academy?
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Good moaning.
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>>219059799
there are some contenders for sure
I feel sorry for them actually,they wouldn't stand out in Africa so much, imagine being born in white country looking like that, the game was rigged from the start for you
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>>219062285
I bet they had so much fun during the filming
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>>219062285
Guy who played Colonel Strohm was apparently in Hitchcock's Man Who Knew Too Much but I missed him
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>53 posts and no one's yet dropped this heater
fucking fags
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>>219062285
I was pissing by the door.
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>>219058298
She's Christopher Nolan's aunt btw.
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>>219062556
Rampling was sexo.
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>>219061074
This seems to be a promo shot featuring cheap modern day stockings. During the show, especially in the first 3 seasons, they wore genuine fully fashioned stockings.
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>>219058330
Eh, there was an attempt. I think the biggest mistake was giving her insignia of an Oberführerin (sort of an officer equivalent) if they wanted to do those "private" world plays.
The side cap she wears in the show is also a regular German infantryman's cap, with the tricolor cockade and white soutache.
I guess I'd make sense for the wardrobe department to have a bunch of readymade stuff for regular infantry, and Helga's costume was just quickly thrown together from scratch.
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>>219063530
I do love a qt Nachrichtenhelferin
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>>219063530
Are German women usually into wearing that as fetish gear?
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>>219058483
During the Cold War the west put out a bunch of propaganda about only the SS were le bad and that the rest of the German army was just a bunch of scared conscripts who didn’t hate everybody.
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>>219065318
Ah yes Allo Allo, the famous Western propaganda show to whitewash the Nazis o algo
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>>219060854
>I was just pissing by the door when I heard two shats
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>>219058474
Fuck jews and communists like you.
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>>219058483
>nazis depicted as pretty okay people
Because they were? You know "Nazis" were just Germans by and large right?
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>>219067264
What is worth smut artists giving everything comically retarded proportions

Who gets off to this shit
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>>219058483
>why the fuck were all of the nazis depicted as pretty okay
Because, unlike the Allied forces after the war, the Germans treated the French fine. They didn't like being conquered, but who does? Its not like the Nazis ethnically cleansed 12 million Frenchmen like Truman and Stalin did to the German population.
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>>219061342
ugly bitch
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>>219058751
>threatens violence against French civilians more than the nazis do
This is typical for "resistance" fighters. They don't like to hit hard targets, so its easier to murder the butcher for selling ham to the wrong person.
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>>219060334
>nazis forcibly breeding a superior race to create the master one they love so much
hot
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>>219062436
Helga is married to Christopher Nolan's uncle. He appeared in a couple of their movies but Helga only in Dunkirk. She played a nurse or something but I also missed her.

>>219058844
Consider the following:
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>>219065318
Soviet cope
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>>219058298
Ilsa did that for mw.
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>>219067264
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>>219058474
Keyed
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>>219065318
iron cross was one of the more prominent examples, Americans really put their back to their investment



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