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Signs (2002) by M. Night Shyamalan
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>>219061058
This is exactly why disclosure is a bad idea. It'll trigger too many Abrahamics to experience religious psychosis
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>>219061058
As a jeet fucker I guess this tranny knows all about demons.
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>>219061058
Lot of political threads tonight. What's got the jews and leftists scared this time?
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succubi for all
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>>219061058
Vindicated at last
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never forget
>cloven hoofs
>runes on head
>sign of baphomet on back
>burned by water wielded with faith
>has no discernible technology, attacks naked and barehanded
>is heralded by lights in the sky and sigils on the ground
>is defeated in the Middle East, where there is very little water and a whole lot of religion
The twist is that if "the gates of hell" did open we could mistake it for an alien invasion as that's what we're culturally familiar with now.
one day the world will understand The Happening too
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It's the new grift.
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>>219061162
Oh, we’re already well past that point. These retards have been in ever increasing crisis mode since the millennium.
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>>219061381
i saw it as a kid and only remember the part where the claws come under the door and get chopped off
i also played a lot of halo so i thought demons were a good thing
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>>219061353
We lost the war on big fat...
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>>219061162
> This is exactly why disclosure is a bad idea. It'll trigger too many Abrahamics to experience religious psychosis
What is there to disclose anyway? Everybody knows they don’t have nearly as much shit on aliens as they say they do. Thats all just kayfabe to make themselves seem more intimidating than they actually are, to other countries and the common man.
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we fucking won m night sirs
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>>219061058
This guy is definitely possessed by a demon, right?
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>>219063451
He lies as easily as one.
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>>219061539
Kek
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>>219061058
Here's your next president bro
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Another theory is that the UFOs were not used by the 'aliens'.

The alien/demons were going to show up anyway, but some good aliens or angels made the crop circles and UFOs appear to warn people.
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>>219061346
I get to summon one like Roland in the dark tower.
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>>219061162
Dying for Israel isn't enough?
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>>219061162
"If people were to know of the things that I know, it'll all fall apart."
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>>219061058
Demons?
Really?
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This is common knowledge, when monastics (orthodox or catholic) see an 'UFO' the first thing they grab is a cross.
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>>219064212
>when people who believe their imaginary friend will protect them are frightened, they grab their security sigil

wow.
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This guy does not believe a single word he ever says.
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>>219061323
new shoeonhead video dropped
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>>219064352
He's literally me
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>>219064212
based linusvanpeltmaxxing
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>>219064293
kys fedoratard
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>>219061058
Aliens aren’t real
Epstein literally did nothing wrong
Big foot doesn’t exist
Satanic panic was lame
Quicksand is real but over rated
Killer Bees were always fake
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>>219061162
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>>219063733
hello plebbit, what an heckin' scoeintific own you just did to the fascists !! here's are all my updoots for you !!!
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>>219066060
>Epstein literally did nothing wrong
Unironically. Its just pussy and getting uypset on behalf of pussy that isn't even yours is stupid.
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>>219061381
I don't think this is headcanon
I think this is the actual, intended plot of the movie

The part that really proved it to me is the UFO book. It's reverse foreshadowing.
We listen to the kid reading out loud about aliens for so long and everything he says is wrong. He says they'll have incredible technology since they travel faster than light, and they don't. He even says they'll be small as children since they fight with laser guns, and they're hulking unarmed brutes. He says they're vegetarians, yet they fuckin' harvest people!

Because this isn't an alien invasion. Everything in the alien invasion book doesn't happen.
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>>219061353
to be fair, The Sixth Sense, Unbreakable and Signs is a hell of a three movie run that few have equaled. He blew it with the ending of The Village, he clearly ran out of ideas by that point
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In Signs they were actually aliens, not demons... but the ~symbolism~ was that they were demons to go with the story arc of Gibson's character of a pastor who lost faith only to find it in those dark hours.
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Honestly I want to see more alien mobies about extra dimentional aliens. That is pretty much what angels and demons are in the Bible, entities from other planes of reality. Lovecraft stuff like Dreams In Thr Witch House or various elder god mythos stories fit this. Realms where physics and geometry are different to our universe. Not only are these creatures from outside of Earth, they are not even from our galaxy or universe.
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>>219066095
>$7,000 shekels have been inserted into your bank account
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>>219064212
My dad was from a small village in Greece. He said his grandfather told him that when they first saw an airplane in the sky they started praying because they thought the cross had flown off the church.
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>>219061162
oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo reddit is sad about the truth :(
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>>219061539
No. With Ozempic and new drugs we jave won it... but at what cost?
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>>219061058
our country is being run by morons
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>>219066527
The Village is his best movie
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>>219067226
I wonder what it's like to get TDS and realize you have it forever and you'll definitely die with it all because you listened to media lol
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>>219067286
We all know they are going to shift to a different pinata once Trump is gone. It should be called "Media Derangement Syndrome".
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>>219061058
can they just hurry up with this project blue beam shit already, they've been building it up forever
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You don't need lights in outer space, and they also draw more attention. But aliens are aware of FAA/ICAO regulations and willingly comply with our earth rules.



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