old >>219035867A toast edition.
>>219063416
my wife sansa
nth for my wife MillyAlso, caturday...
>>219063510she was a total cute in the first couple seasons; now she's a full blown hoe. BUT MY LORD, WOULD
1st for the Kween
>>219063600>best girl in the bg
>>219063665Wdym? Rose isn't even there in the bg
Let's say theoretically this got greenlit and you're made showrunner/head writer. What happens in the first season?
>>219063600>>219063631I wanna see Maisie and Emilia’s eyebrows fight
>>219063590i wanna pet her pussy
>>219063747Rhllor revives Dany and they have unsimulated sex.
>>219063747Isn’t it just Jon living alone north of the wall and being a mopey bastard?
i did some quick math and this is how valyrian each king isthis is assuming Alyssa Velaryon, Daenera Velaryon and Larra Rogare were 100% valyrian (doubtful for the last two), so the real numbers might be even lower
>>219063952First episode Sansa pardons Jon. Now what?
>>219064077Now he can die with a belly full of cock and a whore's wine around his mouth
A bear there was, a bear, a bear!All black and brown, and covered with hair.The bear! The bear!Oh come they said, oh come to the fair!The fair? Said he, but I'm a bear!All black and brown, and covered with hair!And down the road from here to there.From here! To there!Three boys, a goat and a dancing bear!They danced and spun, all the way to the fair!The fair! The fair!Oh, sweet she was, and pure and fair!The maid with honey in her hair!Her hair! Her hair!The maid with honey in her hair!The bear smelled the scent on the summer air.The bear! The bear!All black and brown and covered with hair!He smelled the scent on the summer air!He sniffed and roared and smelled it there!Honey on the summer air!Oh, I'm a maid, and I'm pure and fair!I'll never dance with a hairy bear!A bear! A bear!I'll never dance with a hairy bear!The bear, the bear!Lifted her high into the air!The bear! The bear!I called for a knight, but you're a bear!A bear, a bear!All black and brown and covered with hairShe kicked and wailed, the maid so fair,But he licked the honey from her hair.Her hair! Her hair!He licked the honey from her hair!Then she sighed and squealed and kicked the air!My bear! She sang. My bear so fair!And off they went, from here to there,The bear, the bear, and the maiden fair
"And who are you?" The proud Lord said"That I must bow so low"Only a cat of a different coatThat's all the truth I knowIn a coat of gold or a coat of redA lion still has clawsMine are long and sharp, my lordAs long and sharp as yoursAnd so he spoke, and so he spokeThat Lord of CastamereBut now the rains weep o'er his hallAnd not a soul to hear"And who are you?" The proud Lord said"That I must bow so low"Only a cat of a different coatThat's all the truth I knowAnd so he spoke, and so he spokeThat Lord of CastamereBut now the rains weep o'er his hallAnd not a soul to hearAnd so he spoke, and so he spokeThat Lord of CastamereBut now the rains weep o'er his hallAnd not a soul to hearand so he spoke(That Lord of Castamere) Lord of Castamere(But now the rains) weep o'er his hall(And not a soul to hear)And not a soul to hear
>>219064331Your absence has been noted, my lord
>>219063998The seed is weak
>>219063747>First time he's on camera he says "she was my queen" to whoever is in the scene with him
>>219063590Cute!
>>219063747they could do a small fix to the show if they actually delved into what the Others were instead of a nothingburgera ranging into their territory or some shit
>>219064345Would watch an Aegor Rivers growing up show, and I’m a Bloodravensister.
>>219063909Anal. Vaginal will kill her.
>>219064614lel
>>2190645855200 pages and we don't know shit about the White Walkers. Hilarious really.
>>219064607
>You see this sigil? It means "Targs Not Welcome".
>>219065231House words: fetch me a block
>>219064345Daemon being the most well adjusted
would a show following the great bastards, and Daeron II's kids work?
>>219065119kek
>>219064331my favorite end to an episode still
>>219065814
>>219053849I've seen people act like seasons 5 and 6 were good when they were the absolute nadir of the series. Seasons 7 en 8 actually bothered me less because at least they were short and seeing the shitty ways in which they tried to wrap everything up was a lot more entertaining than all the Walking Dead tier filler of the previous seasons. The fact is that every season was exponentially weaker than the last as the OC became more prevalent. I remember the introduction of Stannis was already a red flag and /got/ treating it as such.
>>219065119Pure kino plus it could lead up to the Blackfyre rebellion.
>>219065914they lowkey ruined everything
>>219065782Absolutely
>>219066157Calm down faggot, once you finally realize George stopped giving a shit about the story after the Red Wedding; it's easier to forgive TV show runners who don't have the luxury of waiting till their death to release a book.
i can already feel it.there's going to be a scene next season where Daemon gets raped.
>>219067077Who by?
>>219067862Ser Meryn Trant
>>219068036>be on vacation in bongland>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk>like a graceful penguin with gout>follow her for a block>working up courage>gently touch her shoulder“H-hello, I’m Anon. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag>stares intently for a few moments>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I GOT MY TURDCUTTER WAXED!>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script>she shoves her menu at the waiter“I WONT BANGERS AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”“I’m sorry, madam, we don-““I SED FAKKIN BANGERS AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”>he slinks away without even taking my order>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket>starts rubbing at her crotch>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check>turn around>Arya is slumped over the table>raped to death by Pakis
>>219067044Pity (You)
>>219068169Fags can't admit AFFC and ADWD were unfinished dogshit lmao. I drink your tears sir.
>>219063998>marry dornoids>kill your dynasty within the century
>>219068036She looks like she somehow knows how to take someone's face... off
>>219063747They discover oil north of the wall and become rich oil barons, global warming causes the south to burn whilst the north turns into a greenland, now everyone south of the wall is trying to migrate north, but the dayswatch keeps them at bay, lord commander jon snow aboard drogonOh, and ayras ship sinks and she drowns, opening scene btw
>>219068202Agreed but AFFC is still kino
>>219068510
>>219068825You can enjoy something while also realizing it killed the series; that perspective is based.
Remember it's all Bloodraven's fault! He went back in time and warged Daemon so he would toast for Baelon, he warged the dishonorable dornish cunts to kill Daeron the Based Dragon, he planted the seeds of jealousy on Maekar's head against Baelor, he murdered brave Valarr's children, he warged Aerola so she would kill Aelor, he warged into that prostitute to give pox to Daeron, he made Aerion drink wildfire, he gave some love potion to Jeyne of Oldstones so she could seduce Duncan, he warged Rickard to send Lyanna to Harrenhal, he warged into Cersei to seduce Jaime when they were children so she would cuck Robert...
>>219063600move over ugly whores, I want to see the girl in the back
>>219068510based
>>219064607>>219065119who the fuck are you kid?
>>219064345The Shiera&Bloodraven ones are the best
>>219068507kek I just watched that yesterday, it wasn't as good as I remembered, way too much action scenes that feel dated now shoulda focused more on Cage/Travolta scenes
>>219065782Would've been a much better Dance for sure.
>>219070029The bits with Cage and Travolta acting as the other were the best parts. I couldn't take the Arya Skinwalker scenes seriously because it just made me think of that movie
>>219065782They would've been much more likeable characters than the non entity retards killing each other with giant lizards while whining about their mommy issues.
>>219070232kek she should have taken Cersei's face and fucked Jaime for a few months and then reveal the farce a la RE8
>>219065782Both that and a show about the Conquest plus Aenys and Maegor's reigns would be more interesting than HotD.
>>219069996Wtf are these from? Need them all now!
Posting best girl
>>219073606Fuck
>>219073634Knowing Walder, Roslin probably comes in a 2 for 1 with Shirei.
>>219073865Robb is a fucking retard.
What are you telling her about?
>>219074197Giving her a detailed explanation as to why Chainsaw Man's ending is actually good.
>>219074197Explaining why its not the actress’ fault Genisys and Solo both sucked
>>219074197This shit pisses me off so bad. The green dress scene is retroactively ruined from season 1 because of the retardation in s2. Also younger alicent is bae
>>219074384Because she wears green when she’s not trying to make a point?
>>219074197I'm doing my favourite Tony Soprano impressions again
>>219074562>All this from a slice of gabbagool?
>>219065782it has alot of potential if you have martin working on it directly with someone like ira, the drama and tragedy alone would blow hotd out of the water>>219065914
>>219051686A whole lot of Dunk's wounds aren't particularly dangerous and he is wearing armor.Like sure, getting your eye fucked up so hard it doesn't open, having two shallow (the mail stopped it) dagger wounds in your leg, a pretty gnarly stab through the leg, a stabbed-through hand and tons of either shallow cuts or blunt hits (the fancy Aerion's bladework should mostly be stopped by mail) would hurt like a bitch and be debilitating to untrained people but not immediately lethal, assuming major arteries are missed, Duncan is a big guy at his peak who trained for this and his life was harsh as fuck.The elephant in the room is of course the lance hit to his side which is really dangerous but again, he wore armor, which had it's own problems but probably saved his life.Still, he fucking almost dies during the fight, is very clearly fucked up during it and even then it only takes a relatively short time before he's attended to and stabilized and even then the Maester Lyonel brings mentions the wounds are infected and Dunk is going to die - he'a not, because he's not bitch made, but even disregarding everything said previously there is at least lip service paid to the fact Duncan got fucked up, required medical help and his recovery was actually considered unlikely and took time - Duncan keeps the wounds until the end of the season and requires a crutch to walk around.In comparison Arya was a tiny ass young girl who spent most of her life in relative luxury and only recently hardened up, got stabbed multiple times in vital organs wirhout any armor, got thrown into deeply unsanitary water and the show basically goss "yeah and then she got better btw" and she's back to peak performance nearly instantly from viewers perspective. A story doesn't have to be bad because the main character accomplished something seemingly impossible, but it will be bad if they do it without any time spent expanding on how, why and how both them and people feel about it.
>>219075850Dunk surviving all his attacks is amazing but people don't really get how much mail can make a difference, it's not even design specifically to deal with stab wounds but can save your life
>>219075850Arya’s wounds were just a great example of peak GoT senselessness since a survivable injury would have had the same narrative effect. But they literally did no choose to think about it for thirty seconds so it five stab wounds to the abdomen it was. At least AKotSK was trying to make you think “oh fuck is this guy gonna bleed to death?” but Arya escapes like 10 seconds later
I stopped watching GoT after season 4, although I did watch the final season and gods was that awful.Refused to watch the dragon show because I figured it would be more of the same.Dunk and Egg stories were among my favorite things Grrm wrote so I gave the show a try. that shit was surprisingly breddy gud. is the dragon show also breddy gud? or is it similar to GoT writers shitting on the source material and shoving in unnecessary sex scenes and violence?
>>219075850>all of that shitAll of the doctors reacting to that scene immediately pointed out he would’ve died from blood loss just from the lance he idiotically pulled out. Blood loss is no joke, blood pressure lowers and your gonzo. Ontop of that it he has a gaping wound in his leg, multiple stab wounds everywhere. Even his hand wound couldve done him in. This is not a mind over matter situation, he’s fucked. I worked in metal scrap yard and accidentally got cut lengthwise on both arms. I didn't even notice until I checked springs on one of the machines. Then I doubled over and blacked out for five seconds. Dunk lost shit loads more blood.I’m pointing that both are of the same fantasy cloth. Surviving retardly grievous wounds is part of the schtick. We like the Dunk scene because it’s awesome and brutal. Also the last chapter George wrote for Arya, she’s 11 and seduces a grown man and stabs his thigh. The man literally tells an 11 year old 90 pound soaking wet girl to CARRY him to maester. You need to throw out realism here, cus doesnt exist with Georgie.
>>219076105It’s not going to save you from the retarded amount of blood Dunk lost.
>>219076282Peak contrarian lmao
>>219076282House of the dragon S1 is ok, some good and some bad. The Viserys actor largely carries it. S2 is just bad.
>>219076549>All of the doctors reacting to that sceneReaction content is the lowest form of low IQ content consumption so I'm going to stop reading here and assume anything you say is worthless.
>>219077536Is that what youtube reaction videos are? Like they tell you what they think I thought they just made the dumb faces you see in the thumbnails
>real serial rapist and murderer reacts to Gregor Clegane>yeeup, that's what I woulda done
>>219063416egg is icsh
>>219063747Harem of red heads and Satin. The others resurrect Ygritte and they have him become the “Night King” from the tales of old.
>>219076549>he would’ve died from blood loss just from the lanceEventually. He's not hit in an artery and alongside with chain links the lance pushed in his gambeson, which can serve as packing.>has a gaping wound in his legThis is probably the most immediately dangerous hit he recieves because of the proximity to the femoral artery - that shit does black you out before you can say femoral, but it seems lower and more to the outer leg.The mordhau move into inner thigh Aerion recieves had potential to just end him then and there.>Then I doubled over and blacked out for five secondsUnless you literally lost 15% of your blood in an instant there (I doubt it, since you're still shitposting on a Mongolian Turkey Breeding forum), it was more likely a psychological reaction.>Dunk lost shit loads more blood.And he looks like it.>I’m pointing that both are of the same fantasy cloth. Surviving retardly grievous wounds is part of the schtickI mean sure, but ultimately the argument over how realistic it would be to survive the wounds of either character plays secondary role to the main issue - AKotSK portrays the wounds of it'a character as a serious deal and a significant event for Duncan. GoT Arya's stabbing basically just serves to be a setup for showing how amazing and badass she is in her very next scene and is forgotten immediately after.>The man literally tells an 11 year old 90 pound soaking wet girl to CARRY him to maester. I find it funny that you make such a big deal of blood loss being an issue and then try to make fun of a character actively bleeding out saying nonsense.
>>219077920>real serial stupid nigger faggot reacts to (You)r post>yeeup, that's what I woulda done
>>219064077Well if he’s pardoned then pretty much everyone and their moms will want him to be king of the north and the unsullied will seethe about it
>>219078308Aren’t they going to go back to Essos?
>>219078403They're going to adopt war orphans in an attempt to be the newest wave of cultural immigrants from Essos.You heard it here first.
>>219078192Both are ridiculous. I soaked both of my arms and half of my shirt with blood, how much I lost I dont quite remember. Also hilarious you're ignoring doctors opinions.>aryaThe 90 pound arya then proceeds to drag the dead man into the sewer. I know you don’t touch grass but eleven year girls are weak as shit.
>>219078403What do they have back in Essos aside from dead bodies and arcane zorses? Not to mention those pin head n’iggas
>>219079639They did say they were going there and are last seen aboard ship
>>219063747Maybe subduing the psycho wildlings like the Weeper. Then again, didn't the Others kill them? I can't see a plot to this.
The good timeline.
....semoc eH
>Ser Criston drew his longsword from its scabbard. “As you will it. We can begin here, the four of us. One of me against the three of you. Will that be enough to make a fight of it?”>But Longleaf the Lionslayer said, “I’ll want three more,” and up on the ridge Red Robb Rivers and two of his archers raised their longbows. Three arrows flew across the field, striking Cole in belly, neck, and breast. “I’ll have no songs about how brave you died, Kingmaker,” declared Longleaf. “There’s tens o’ thousands dead on your account.” He was speaking to a corpse.
>>219081543The better timeline.
ATTENTION ALL THOSE OF 'HOUSE' BLACKFYREYou will never be a real Targaryen. You have no legitimacy, you have no name, you have no dragons. You are a bastard emboldened by lickspittles and cravens into a crude mockery of Valyria's perfection.All the “validation” you get is a mummer's farce. Behind your back sellswords and whores mock you. Your true-born relatives are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “allies” laugh at your arrow-ridden corpse over their cups.The realm is utterly repulsed by you. Hundreds of years of careful breeding have allowed the maesters to identify frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Blackfyres who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your false heraldry is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get an exile host to side with you, they’ll turn tail and bolt the second they look askance at your nuncle's boiled, traitorous skull.You will never be legitimate. You wrench out a fake claim every single rebellion and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the will of the gods bearing down upon you, ready to crush you into the dust of history.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll saddle your horse, ride out onto the Redgrass Field, get riddled with arrows, and plunge onto the cold earth. Your supporters will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with no real dynasty, and every Essosian freerider for the rest of eternity will know a bastard is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably not a king.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>>219081901>The better ti-ACK
>>219081816Based Cole, those faggots supported a usurper.
>>219068507>>219070029>>219070232What house would Caster Troy and Sean Archer be a part of?
>>219082086>Stannis Baratheon, thrice kinslayer who shall be remembered as a pretender who tried to usurp his nephews throne.
>>219082162there is none as accursed as the kinslayer
>>219082162He died a traitor’s death as well but he wasn’t wrong.
The only remaining Targaryens are a barren girl and a dead man (soon to be a fire wight, also barren). It's over for their dynasty even if they win. Aegon Blackfyre will take the throne and the realm will rejoice. Blackfyres won.
>>219082392blackraven will kill him first
>>219081446A ton of them died and the rest migrated south to the Gift. Any wildling that wants to stay up north of the Wall is free to do so but you'd have to be fucking retarded to want that.
>>219082392The Blackfyre will die in maybe two months
>>219075441And *what* has Ser Criston posted?
>"And my father...he never thought the throne would pass to him, and yet it did. He used to say that was his punishment for the blow that slew his brother. I pray he found the peace in death that he never knew in life."
>>219063416Two threads in a row where the OP pic is retarded. Is this your first time on the internet?
My nigga Jorah deserved these toes in his mouth. Pour one out.
There should be way more Targaryen's by the time of Roberts rebellion. After almost 300 years there should be cousins of cousins of cousins all with the name Targaryen
>>219084011>Just a crumb of toe lint, Khaleesi
>>219063747What would this even be about?>S01E01 Jon Snow runs around in the forest>S05E10 Jon Snow runs around in the forest>S10E25 Jon Snow runs around in the forest
>>219084015Gurm comes up with a way to kill off a bunch whenever there are too many (Dance, Spring Sickness, Summerhall).
>>219063998
>>219084015To say nothing of the Starks who have apparently ruled the Morth for millennia and agave a core family headcount of 7.
>>219084011Rewatching got and it was weird how Jorah got called out so often early on just for... I don't know, having eyes for Dany? I would imagine most other men looked at her with desire, too, and Ser Jorah was more honorable and well behaved than any of them, so why the bullying? Is it just an artefact from the book version of the character who bears virtually no resemblance? That's my best guess.
>>219063747Jon unites the clans for a planned assault on the remains of Castle Black
>>219084141Maybe the night's watch has thousands of Starks. Entire branches. And the women just get married off to other houses 99% of the time. Forced scarcity.
Dunk isn't a liar, he was knighted. There were no witnesses and Ser Arlan my have said it wrong, but he was knighted
>>219084416Counterpoint: Gurm loves these kinds of subversions. The greatest knight in history not actually being a knight is the kind of shit he lives for.
Bloodraven will use Bran to take out fAegon (who is a real Blackfyre) thereby ending the bastard line once and for all and allowing him to rest at last.
>What of the Queensguard?
>>219082074THE BLACK DRAGON WILL RISE AGAINIF WE DIE AGAINWE WILL TRY AGAIN
Ned should have demanded a Myrcella betrothal to Rob in exchange for Joffrey/Sansa
>>219084726How was Ned to predict the absolute clusterfuck that ensued after Sansa and Joffrey were betrothed? Great idea in hindsight but we know he doesn't play "the game" anyway.
>>219084628
>>219081816Bows can't shoot thru armor, Jessica.
>>219084416The whole point is that it’s ambiguous, retard. Gurm goes out of his way to make it this hazy, half-remembered deathbed “knighting” with no witnesses so readers argue about it for 20 years.Dunk *believes* he was knighted, and that’s what actually matters. The series is literally called The Hedge Knight. It’s about what knighthood means, not whether the paperwork cleared at the Citadel. If Arlan flubbed the words or never said them at all, it doesn’t change that Dunk lives closer to the vows than 90% of the anointed frauds in white cloaks.
And what of good Kingsguard?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZqD3OBmbZo>song that's pretty good at building tension but that tension is about a gay nigger faggot wedding and the stupid Crispy Cole killing the guy and getting away with itgod hotd pisses me off and I'm probably friendlier to it than most people here
BEES IN THE CHAT
>>219077991luke is icsh
>>219063416TAOOBA!
>>219086874Duncan was knighted. Fact.
>>219087323he's coming back soon and I want to be excited but I honestly cant because he's surrounded by blacks and nogs and they made him a retarded brother killer who beats his sister and also his mom is trying to kill himholy fuck these people rSIEThSUIG:HJSD"gpihdh
>>219086874>>219087340Anons. Learn to read between the lines. It's not really that contentious. All the hints are there for you to read and draw conclusions from. Repeatedly through the 3 stories people ask about Dunk's knighting and every single time he avoids answering the question. He mentions shit like telling a monstrous lie to get what he wants. And the TV show went even further and has Arlan outright tell Dunk that he never knighted him because knights die so much.
>>219087603>rSIEThSUIG:HJSD"gpihd>hdid anon have a stroke?
>>219087732if only I were so lucky
>>219087724He was answering Duncan's question why he hasn't knighted him yet but he eventually knighted him after that conversation and before he died.
>>219087761then what happened? a glitch in the timestream?
>>219066501>>219066531The Blackfyre rebellions being caused by the Bracken/Blackwood feud is just hilarious to think about.
>>219082117troy would be targaryen just for the madness aspect, archer no idea I'm not enough of a lorefag to know which house has a reputation for being a stickler about justice and law
>>219084363in universe his station is way too low to even dream of fucking Dany, irl most people are offended by the huge age gap and the perceived betrayal as a neutral bodyguard wanting to fuck his ward
>>219084141The North is so fucking big maybe all the second sons fuck off to found their own line somewhere
>>219081816Ser Criston the Cuck, get rekt
>>219082392>faegon marries arianne>beats the lannister fucking shits>up north white walkers are beaten, stannis dies>the war is over>the realm is healing>finally sits on the iron throne>looks at his hand>fucking greyscale
>>219086874grrm loves the philosophical theme of "what is a knight, truly"like brienne and jaime parallel, where jaime is hailed as the ideal knight in his shining armour and lean body and long hair striking down his enemies, and in reality he's a rotten bastard (pre-redemption arc)and brienne, who lives like a true knight is a laughing stock and will never be considered one, solely for being a woman.
>>219081816uhhh criston bros...?
>>219079639To wreck the slaving faggots again.
>>219063600>>219063665>>219069528
>219089046jeet hours
>>219089149It's the middle of the day in northern europe
>>219089205That's what they call Birminghamastan these days? Grim.
>>219089332no
>>219063416LYKIRI VHAGARLYKIRISOVESSOVES VHAGAR
>>219086874Willing to bet he died mid-knighting, trying to make it his final act, leaving dunk unsure
>>219089414Oh good, because it's all jeetland anyway
>>219089859Yes. What does this have to do with Myranda?
>>219089665why did they randomly change high valyrian words for certain things after GoT? makes no sense. "vhlar" used to be "fly", now it's something else
Good morrow sers
>>219090195Painted whore
>>219090596Watch your tongue ser, she is my wife, not a whore
Tick-tock dragonkeks.
>>219084124Muttified
>>219064458on the contrary, its quite strong if they are this muttified and still keeping the features>>219084124yeah i got lazy and should have checked Alyssa's heritage, but besides that, it's what i got
>>219091161True, sad to see Velaryons, Arryns, Rogares, Martells and Daynes fall like this.
>Tick-tock dr-ACK
>>Tick-tock dr-ACK
>>>Tick-tock dr-ACK
>>>>Tick-tock dr-ACK
>>219063747>undead and can't have kids>joined the night's watch again>white walkers are gonewhat could it be about?
>>219081583
>>>>>Tick-tock dr-ACK
>>219091292kek
>>219091226oh no no no
>posted the same shit twice award
>>219091020Probably the best part of the Dance.
>he shares the award
I don't get the "being afraid to actually respond to the post upsetting you" thing that anons do nowIs it a passive aggressive zoomer thing?
>>219091226Probably the best part of that season
>>219091476>>219091541>dragons burning the city of the dragonlordsbased
>>219091553It implies the post isn't worthy of (You). I don't know if it's soiteen thong or /dbs/ thing.
>>219091553it's a thing faggots do when they have gay artwork to post
>>219091560Absolutely. I was waiting for Dany to go nuts and destroy her family's legacy for a few seasons. Watching her eyes twitch and then she just chimps out and starts blasting the subhumans she wanted to "save" was peak fucking Targ.
>>219091476>>219091541>dragons burning any remaining descendants of the filth that stormed the pit based
>>219091578Finally Lord Harroway's Town will be allowed to grow to the megalopolis it was supposed to be.
>>219091620Loved it through and through. King's Landing "people" deserve worse.
>>219091553It's on par with saying ahh instead of ass. If you're older than 10 and do these things then you should consider the rope.
>>219091651Truly a city of animals built by animals. Watching them turn on each other was perfect.
>>219091630>no one ever moved from Kings LandingDunk, Gendry and Davos may be descended from them.
The dragon is withered,His bones are now crumbled;His armour is shivered,His splendour is humbled!
>>219091692The irony of the people of the Targaryen city killing their dragons lol
>>219091712holy based
>>219091692Dunk died in the fire, Gendry is of Baratheon and a tavern wench that is unlikely to be from that time. Most of Davos' line is wiped out in flames, quite fitting kek
>>219091685It was great. Those backstabbing lecherous smallfolk got reduced to smithereens.
>>219091692good point
>>219091541>I know a killer when I see one :^)
>>219091773anyone living in that city deserved it. a city built by incestuous pedophiles for filth, degeneracy and evil.hilarious watching the (((targ))) dragons get killed, then their subhuman smallfolk getting toasted, then the house going extinct after destroying their own city. good riddance lol
>>219091744>Dunk died in the fireNot before cucking lord Tarth>tavern wench that is unlikely to be from that timeHer great-something pops may be>Most of Davos' line is wiped out in flames, quite fitting kekYet many remain still ready to make more SeaworthsOnly remaining lizard is destined to die an incel kek
>>219091826Ok but the tavern wench isn't from that time.
>Save me Shepherd-sama!
Still standing btw.
>>219091864>got impregnated by Targs
>>219091864NOOOOO, you can't just destroy the Targaryen dynasty and get away with it!
>>219091809Anybody descended from that time absolutely deserved to get wiped, I agree
>>219091883>Targ fucked a lighthouseBetter than Targ woman, amirite?
>>219091864Honestly the only good Targs were the ones with Hightower blood
>>219091864>cum inside me ser targaryen my womb quivers for you
>>219091925nah there were better before and after them
>>219091904Only a shame that the (((Targ))) pedophile island wasn't burned too, but in the show it looks like no one actually lives there anymore
>>219091912well most of the kingdom will disagree
>>219091925true
>>219091960There is a garrison force there, and the castle stands so yeah. Meanwhile every KL commoner's house got pulverized
>>219091904agreed, good every king's landing resident got nuked
>>219091994Too bad Dany couldn't finish the job before she suicided her incestuous house
>>219091925andal mutt
>>219091969
>>219092040>kike with dornish blood calling Western men muttslmao
>>219092038The garrison was only Unsullied, and now the castle belongs to Andals, so it's fixed.
>>219092082westeros is healing
>>219091864pfft
>>219092045only lords>nigger coming from a mutt lmao
>>219092080DornishGODS
>>219091862keked
OH SHITTHEYTHEY BURIED HIMGET ITTHEY BURIED THE BEESBURYTHEY BURIED HIM IN BEESBEESBURYBURIED IN BEES
>>219092512If you flip this post sideways it looks like a hand strumming a guitar
NOT THE BEES
>>219063665i love her
>>219063747i love her>>219063747
>>219073634i love her
>>219091744Dunk didn't die at Summerhall. Egg's actor spoiled it and made George seethe. It was pretty funny.
>>219087301season 1 bran is icsh
>>219093799Egg's actor was trolling with that
>>219093799>Egg's actor spoiled itThere was no "spoiling" going on, it wasn't a live broadcast and could have been edited out. He was told to say that by HBO.
>>219082392Dany ain't barren neither will be Jon once he comes backShe already got a miscarriage at end of adwd so following her rule of three, her next child with Jon will survive
i did some quick math and this is how targaryen each king is
>>219090195>>219090838queen
>>219095296>Aenys had 1 wife and 6 kids>Maegor had 6 wives and 0 kids
>>219096126good. bastard's children are also bastards
>>219096126>oldtown(israel) puppet had children>trueborn gigachad who opposed the faith mysteriously couldn't procreate and was murdered
>>219092151>backpedalinglol
>>219096126>(((maegor))) couldn't breedSo much for being chosen.
>>219096389>truebornNot likely. Aegon didn't like Visenya. He far preferred Rhaenys.Visenya most likely slept with some random servant and passed the child off as Aegon's because she thought Aenys was too weak.I mean do you really think 40 year old Visenya was having enough sex with Aegon to have a kid? Despite the fact that Aegon at that point was depressed from losing Rhaenys and not interested in sleeping with anyone?
Ironborn are the master race
>>219097169>Aegon didn't like Visenya. He far preferred Rhaenys.>Visenya most likely slept with some random servant and passed the child off as Aegon's because she thought Aenys was too weak.Provide a non-oldtown source for this.
>>219097238>conveniently ignores the 3rd lineRight. Let me know when you finish reading.
>>219097286I don't think he's aware that ALL the in-story history is written by maesters and septons, so he has NO sources that aren't, anonHe's just kinda slow
the real redpill is that Aegon was the infertile oneRhaenys slept around, so Aenys is a bastardVisenya was faithful, but never got pregnant until randomly on her 40s she had a kid via a blood ritual, that's why Maegor was so fucked up and also infertile
>>219097355Maybe. I don't get shilling for (((Targs))) of all "people".
>>219097286>Admits defeat.>>219097355>Probes the point.>>219097400>Copes.>>>219097407>Dilates.
>>219097448>seethes
>>219097448>Probesilliterate esl baboon
Targs are extinct and maesters won
>>219097076babby opens the dictionary for the first time lmao
>>219096126Maegor was a homunculus created using blood magic by his "mom".
>>219097593>the action of probing>a penetrating or critical investigation>a tentative exploratory advance or survey>https://www.thenationalliteracyinstitute.com/2024-2025-literacy-statistics
the only good Valyrian is a dead Valyrianthe Faceless Men shouldn't have stopped at Essos
>Tygett fought in the War of the Ninepenny Kings in 260 AC, killing a man during his first battle and three more later in the war, including a knight of the Golden Company. Although Tywin and Kevan earned knighthoods from the war, ten-year-old Tygett was too young to earn his spurs. A knight killed by a 10 year old kid. This is Bittersteel's legacy? LMAO
>>219098240they never tell you about how they all shit themselves
>>219097922The absolute state of american education lol
On 0-100 can someone tell me what % likely it is Dany dies in the books
>>219099076Unironically 100%
>>219095183>"When will he be as he was?" Dany demanded.>"When the sun rises in the west and sets in the east," said Mirri Maz Duur. "When the seas go dry and mountains blow in the wind like leaves. When your womb quickens again, and you bear a living child. Then he will return, and not before."
>>219088108lmao
>>219099972Quentin Martell (sun) rising in the west and dying in the east, the dothraki sea drying up and becoming a desert, the mountains (pyramids of mereen) crumbling like leaves in the wind because the dragons destroy them. Danys womb has quickened. She had a miscarriage in her last chapter. She will bear a living child, but then she will die in childbed and see drogo again
>>219099076I thought the books were done though, where else did they get the end of the show from
>>219099076>barren childless womanShe's basically already dead. Like a zombie.
>>219100439I don't think even martin would make dany see her rapist again in after life, mainly if she falls in love with jon who will likely be her truest lovemaybe the return here means her "sun and stars" coming back which might be a refrence to jon's resurrection
I sincerely hope the targ tards don't win in the story including John and Danny
>>219104261>John and Dannywho
>>219104261Other than fringe lunatics even the most ardent George defenders will admit we're never getting ADOS even if Winds gets published. Rest your weary head because the show ending is definitive canon ending.
>>219105384She is my queen
So what do you reckon George had planned to be the book version of the event that eventually drove Danny mad? Because she's definitely meant to follow the mad tard route but the show botched it hard.
>>219107318Eggy beloved king
>>219107318in the books the bells shit is obviously supposed to be Jon Connington sperging out over his PTSD from Stony Sept
>>219098240GRRM is way too fucking retarded with the age thing. Sure, marry and fuck as soon as you're fertile, act like a small adult, start fighting at like 14 if you're a big guy but holy shit prepubescent boys make fuck-all sense as soldiers unless it's a last stand type of deal. I mean read a a fucking book George, in medieval times it was generally understood (exceptions exist but they do for everything) that you needed to be at least like around 16 to do any sort of military work and people who were expected to be in the thick of it were older - having 21 as the "second" big adulthood milestone (like with drinking in USA) pretty much exist because Brits used to customarily knight people at 21 years old.
>>219108481>>219108481>>219108481>>219108481
>>219108701Why is CIA in front of a Chinese boat
>>219108947He's a little finger
>>219108172Jon probably tries to kill that bitch at the sound of the bells after him and varys find out she's barren and confront her and she calls on Drogon, resulting in them both getting roasted and then Dany going mad and burning KL and lil Griffy when he tries to stop her.
>>219063747Jon goes north of the wall, ranges into the lands of always winter and discovers the ancient secret of the white walkers, and why they may not have been defeated for all time
the original script for S8 had Dany pregnant with Jon's child and she ended up dying at childbirthso if we assume this might be something grrm himself told DnD, this migth be her ending in the books
>>219063747Slice of life of Jon politicking with the wildling clans ending in Jon being visited by an other with an invitation to the land of always Winter.
>>219108947yiti boat
>>219108966>>219108966>>219108966>>219108966
>>219109379We’re making fake leaks to cope about dany now? Ok now it’s just getting sad.
>>219108947He's leaving for Yiti with all the gold of Westeros in haul.
>>219094059i used to be icsh now i'm just vh
>>219109209Who's the antagonist?
>>219108701>TELL ME ABOUT REYNE! WHY ARE THEY IN THE SONG?
>>219108701ALL THE GOLD IN WESTEROSIS IN A BANK IN THE MIDDLE OF VISENYA'S HILL
>>219108701>Littlefinger was no threat to anyone. A clever, smiling, genial man, everyone's friend, always able to find whatever gold the king or his Hand required, and yet of such undistinguished birth, one step up from a hedge knight, he was not a man to fear. He had no banners to call, no army of retainers, no great stronghold, no holdings to speak of, no prospects of a great marriage.[11]>—Tyrion Lannister's thoughtsHow wrong he was, Lannister hubris.
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