What happens in School #10?
oh here we go haha another indian hate thread. jeez, don't you guys ever get tired of this?
>All of Spanish speaking latin america in one school>Name it in PortugueseBravo rowling
>>219065110Do you ever get tired of honking your car horn?
you're brown
piss and poo
>>219065213Except for Mexico, Cuba, Dom. Rep and Puerto Rico.
>>219065053Romania deserves its own school.
Where did this picture even come from and why does it get posted here so much?
>>219065053>CAN/US/MEX schoolFinitimus Expellus
>>219065395Came straight from Rowling herself
>>219065053>1 aussie wizard for every 20 SEA wizard
do you think a board split would save /tv/ from millennial manchildren?
>>219065053>(c) Ramas El Desouki
>>219065053Ilvermony has a lot of BMWF relations
but rememberhogwarts is for immigrants
>>219065471It says Rames El Desouki on the picture
>>219065606/capeshit/ and /youtube/ should have their own boards.
>>219065053Absolutely baffling distribution. And I guess Italy is barred from participating altogether.
>>219065872shitalians can't into magic
>>219065053How the fuck do India and China not have their own separate schools?>>219065745Though I guess El Desouki is the school in Egypt, thanks Rames
>>219065757We could even have an anime board so that anime shit gets posted there instead of here. I must be dreaming.
>>219065053>one school for Japan and Koreagotta be fun>one school for India and China, literal 33% of human populationare asians less magical than other nations or is the school the size of a small country?
>>219065053>jap amd squid wizards throwing fireballs and lightning bolts at eachother as they argue about eachothers countriesKino.
>>219065370The carib is quite different from South America.
>>219065053Do women just not care for these kinds of details? Like a vague idea of population density or the fact that's even a point to take into consideration? Or how sports rules are balanced for gameplay. I'm not asking for autistic level of worldbuilding detail, I just feel like so many of these small things should come naturally as to require no effort.
>>219065053>Koreans and Japanese at the same school
>>219065053>be italian witch or wizard eagerly awaiting acceptance letter>you have been accepted into [unnamed] african muslim school
>>219066065The Spanish speaking Caribbean isn't. Sure, there are some differences if you compare it to the Southern Cone or the Andes, but not as many if you compare it to the Northern Andes or Central America, and in any case those differences are comparable to the differences between the other subregions of Latin America.
I'm surprised she didn't name the Australian one "Kangarydoo" or something.
>>219065053School 11 is called "Bugarup University."
>>219066233>EGGPLANT!
>>219066217Their languages belong to the same language family. They may hate each other, as all neighbors do, but they have a long, shared lineage that, in-fact, makes them a family.
>>219066176No, you don't understand. The British isles get their own entire school, and the 3 billion people in China and India can figure it out.
>>219066317>the Australian oneSchool 11 is located in the Philippines.
Why do people so readily believe that this shitty MS paint map with a brown person's name on it was made by JK Rowling herself
>>219065053>Russia is cold>school is called KoldovstoretzBRAVA ROWLING
>Youre a wizard, AnonNo thanks, im not going to school with a bunch of snow Mexicans>Anon that's Canad-You heard me, Hagrid, I'm going back under the stairs, leave me alone
>>219066217manchukuo banzai t. rowling
Poop spellsWeewee spellsPeepee spellsSoda spellsJoke spells
>be an American>get to your magical school>it turns out 70% of school is Mexicans>classes are in Spanish
>>219065053Hogwarts Legacy confirmed that the African school is more advanced than Hogwarts. They don’t even need wands to channel their magic. The Potterverse has its own Wakanda.
>white aussie female having to attend a school that’s 95% SEAmonkey>Chinese female having to attend a school that’s 50% Indian>any white South African having to attend the Africa schoolWhat’s the worse fate?
>>219067257english student having to attend a school with the w*lsh
>>219067257>a Jew in an all Muslim schoolkilled within a week
So are all these other schools fucking massive or are there just less wizards in those areas or what?
>>219067380>Asians are so unmagical they only need one school for 3 billion peopleBased Rowling
>>219066860woah, just like a real school
>>219067325Gringotts is in England
>>219067596Gringotts is not a school dumbass
>>219065053Uagadou-dou-dou push pineapple shake the tree
>>219067648he's calling jews goblins bro
>>219065053>Serbs, Poles, Estonians and Icelanders together>Japan and Korea separate from a joint Sino-Indian school>Uagadou
>>219066860>classes start with a land acknowledgement>the dark arts classes are renamed 'hurty spells' classes because dark was considered racist>potions classes focus around weight loss >divination is banned because it's satanic>quidditch team keeps getting their brooms stolen>kids don't bother to learn any spells because they all have guns>latin pronunciations of spells were replaced with ebonics in order to decolonize magic
>>219067380>>219067459She's such a hack that she didn't even bother to work out the basic mathematics of how many students should be in each class/year. If her own preference for a 1,000-strong school were accepted, School #10 should have nearly 40,000 students
>>219065952they have battle royale fights , but most of the indian wizards usually die of disentery before their 11 birthday
>>21906505310 ain't got nothing on Durmstrang which put all of the balkans in one school, in the 90's no less.
Rowlings world building basically shows how utterly self absorbed white women are that they can’t comprehend a world that exists without their own thoughtsFrance gets its own school cause every white woman fantasizes about going to France and having an affair with some French dude meanwhile “uhhh yeah let’s just throw everything east of the middle east into one school I guess”
>>219066899>They don’t even need wands to channel their magicThis is actually a sign of less advancement, all wizards can do wandless magic but it's just rather difficult and less stable, wands were invented because they make magic more convenient and easier. This situation is basically saying that african schools are better because they just use their fingers instead of having calculators.
>>219065053>Half the world's population get one schoolRowling is not very smart, is she?
>>219068217I don't think they care about nonsensical muggle wars.
>>219068361All things considered I'd imagine they probably do, considering the fantastic beast series confirms the wizards didn't handle the world wars well, I'd actually think they'd have issue with stuff like NATO bombing the serbs because they could be caught in the crossfire.
>>219068320have you even tried discussing a matter of scale or geometry with a woman ("no, the sofa literally cannot fit there")?
>>219068320And it doesn't even have a name. You would think she would come up with something whimsical like Poosharty for India and Chingnongasty for China... come think of it, now I see why she didn't name those two.
>>219067380In general the wizarding worlds population seems to be fucked to hell and back. Like all of the UK fits into one school, think about how many actual schools exist in the UK and do the math. That's probably the case for the entire world if not worse. Most likely because they seem to still be living in some near feudal set up that despite having magic hasn't solved scarcity.
>>219068361This could've been a very cool thing to explore with wizards not caring about their muggle history but hating someone because he's in Slytherin, but that would require a non-retarded writer to pull off.
>>219065053bobimismaximus
>>219068522I'm sure it has a name, but it was just not named in the books.
Why would someone based enough to name the african school "ooga booga" cast a blackie as Snape?
>>219065745I guess he made the map or something? But the number of schools and the names of eight of them come from Rowling. I don't think she revealed where the unnamed schools are or which countries they teach, so that part of the map is probably his headcanon.
>>219068439do muggle weapons even work in magical areas like magic schools? I thought stuff like electricity and other technology start to malfunction when in the presence of so much magic (with the obvious exception of magically enchanted items like cameras and the flying car). surely isolated wizard communities could protect themselves from muggles.
>>219068774I don't think they can really do much against explosives and firearms.
>>219065053Do not come to the Japanese magic school, "please".For Japanese only.
>>219066217sorting hat probably just puts all Koreans in House Chosenjin
>>219065872Greece too. This is because of the strength of the catholic and orthodox faiths in those countries.
lol @ all the browns ITT complaining the British author didn't come up with a name for their fictional wizard school. You're not important enough
>>219067867>>Serbs, Poles, Estonians and Icelanders togetherHave you ever been in Iceland?This country basically looks like that.
>Named the Japanese magical school "mahoutokoro"
>>219065053>India and Pakistan in the same schoolThat is amazing
>>219070615Why would people in the Wizard world follow recent political/religious divides?
The idea that Chinese people would tolerate Indians is hilarious.
>>219071412They'll bond over their gutter oil fried starch pastes.
>>219068245>Rowlings world building basically shows how utterly self absorbed white women are that they can’t comprehend a world that exists without their own thoughtsShe just did not much put thought into it because it's one of those things where people badgered her enough about their head canon about the Harry Potter universe so she threw them (you) a sloppy bone and now you treat it like it's sacrosanct. What wizards are doing in the third world is really not of consequences to the story. Fundamentally Harry Potter was always meant to be for Anglosphere readers. Rowling doesn't give a shit about Brazil or whatever slop hole you're from.
>>219065395>>219065471
>Comrade Harry, I'm glad you chose to do a semester abroad here at Koldovstoretz, but you have to stop flying around on your broom dropping dud grenades on our many Russian and Ukrainian students from above>I'll send an owl to Hogwarts and tell them to award Gryffindor a measly 30 points, I hope youve learned your lesson
> Israel and the entire ME in the same school
Thirdies fuming over some throw away map Rowling probably drew on a stained napkin she sent to her editor.
>>219065053>Oh boy, I can't wait to be an 11 year-old Israeli wizard off on my big adventure to this magical school packed entirely with Arabs from neighboring countries!>Shalom, fellow wizard friends!
>>219065053Lmao>forcing Koreans to go to school with the Japanese>lumping Chinese, Indian, Paki, and Bengali into the same schoolBoth are recipes for disaster and in the latter, imagine the overcrowding, imagine the smell.
>>219065110Nobody even mentioned India idiot. They could've been talking about chinks, or maybe it's one of your kind bitching about pakis.
>>219065606If you faggots had your way we wouldn't be allowed to discuss anything except, I don't even know Warner Herzog films or something. Maybe you old boomer fucks who only want to discuss movies and TV from the 70s and earlier should have your own containment board.
>>219071749>noooo sar you must think about all brown people and include all brown people in all of your art you racist bloody benchod bitch bastard bitch! we cannot make art so you must include us in yours!browns are pathetic
>>219070450Kek she's never been known for being good at naming stuff. >Ms.Rowling we reviewed your draft and I'm afraid you can't name the Asian girl Ching Chong China Bitch.>oh fine I'll change it to Cho Chang but that's the best you're gonna get from me
>>219072263>Maybe you old boomer fucks who only want to discuss movies and TV from the 70s and earlier should have your own containment board.>moviesYeah it would be called /film/ and we could enlist /lit/ to keep out people like you that flooded in during the after bane/covid lockdowns
>>219065053most wizards don’t go to school, they’re homeschooled. There are also wizard correspondence classes
>>219065053Reminder that no one knows how many students are in Hogwarts, some estimates are as low as 280 (7 years x 40 students per year)
>>219065053Street shitting and falling down elevator shafts, which I assume are two things nobody has said after 90+ comments.
>>219072935Just count during the banquet scenes? Even if they had different meal periods it would be pretty easy to narrow downBut I guess that would be movie only
>>219072935everytime they get the students together it looks like there's maybe a couple hundred at most
>>219065110If it weren’t for indians we wouldn’t have discovered fecal transplants, manure, and other poop related discoveries
>>219065053>whole south america in one school>portuguese nameRames El Desouki please.
>>219065370And los Estados Unidos, don't forget them
>>219065053This is by far the most retarded thing in the Harry Potter universe.>>219065213It's even worse, Mexico is excluded and shoved together with USA and Canada.And the Latam school serves a bigger spanish speaking population but located in Brazil
>>219065053>Put all of africa in just one single school>They genocide each other on daily>Some dudes from a forgoten trib >100000 differents languages
>>219065053So, why does England need an entire house for itself, but every other school spans continents?
>>219074196Because Rowling is a retarded woman.
>>219066478>mahou tokoro: magic place>castelo bruxo: wizard castle
>>219074196>england share the school with ireland>japan share the school with koreaLegit retardation, but we're talking about a radical feminist after all.
>>219065053>america has its own wizard school>unironically somehow whiter than hogwarts
>omg these wizards are from wildly different muggle cultures and they'll surely hate and want to kill one and other!they're wizards, they don't give a shit about muggle nonsense like yaweh or allah or israel palestine>omg there's gonna be like 20k students in this school!so, it's magic it doesnt need to make sense just magic up some more classrooms and magic up some more beds who gives a shit>omg they speak different languages and have different cultureswizards have their own culture, and they use magic to understand other languagesstop applying logic to magical shit there's a reason why this shit is for toddlers and its because it's inherently illogical and stupid
>>219074196Because it was garbage written by a dumb British whore and the only reason it became popular was because it was useful as a psyop.
>>219074358why don't they all share the same school then?
>>219065053hogwarts is the only canonical one
>>219068774They have fireworks in wizard's landExplosive powder is explosive powder, it's not tech, it's a physical reaction so unless magic can block some specifical atoms from moving, bombs will kill them
>>219074423they could if they wanted to but they don't want to simple as
>>219065110No
>>219065053That’s Clorthos Academy.
>>219074466sounds like excuses, wizards are all talk and no action>w-we don't care about your muggle nonsense>respects modern political borders anywayface it little fairy, it's a muggle world, you're just living in itnukes > spells
>>219074223>>219074311>>219074393t. Assmad thirdiesIf you can speak English this map shouldn't bother you at all, nobody cares about the third world
>>219074638t. drunken Irish, lover of Hank Hill asses
>>219074619s-shut up! we could kill you all if we wanted to filthy MUGGLE
>>219065053>America going to wizard school with Mexicans FUCK OFF
>>219074803
>>219074196>>219074223Because no one cares about your turd world cuntry.
ITT: /int/fags get confused when white people don't think about them
>>219075186>white peopleLike Rames El Desouki? He do sounds British.
>>219074465>Explosive powder is explosive powder, it's not tech, it's a physical reactionyeah but you could also say that about electricityit's not tech, it's a result of electromagnetic forcesand you might say "well electromagnetism is different" but electromagnetism is what drives chemical reactions (like explosions) too
>>219074358>they don't give a shit about muggle nonsense like yaweh or allah or israel palestineThey still acknowledge differences in class (Malfoy-Ron) and nationality (all the other schools in book 4). In fact national differences are especially pronounced because the Bulgarian school is like a Slavic stereotype and doubly so for the French one.
>>219065053>mahoutokoro>"magic place"sasuga rowling sensei
>>219076514>electromagnetism is what drives chemical reactionsIlvermorny education.
grow up tranny
>>219065053>Korea is rolled into the Japanese school
>>219076747Literally who?
>>219067531>Latino Liberal StateWhich one?
>>219071646Why are the Baltics in Koldov but Moldova isn’t?
>>219074803Same place
>>219065053uagadoodoo
>>219065053>Uagadoukek is this canon?
>>219068616multi-level trolling
>>219071150do wizards even follow a religion, can't recall any passage of the book where they mention any
>>219074196the other schools are an afterthought, Rowling wasn't building a functional wizarding world
>>219068320That is something China would do though. The joining with India is not believable at all though, they can't even get past their black racism to this day
>>219065053>the SEA students have to share a school with Anglo-Australians/Kiwi’sImagine the amount of “konicaiwh dude! Asian girls are so tight and docile can you hook me up!”s the average SEA student would have to deal with? It would be like being stuck on Bali during schoolies but you can’t get out, what a grim fate.
>>219081818Yes. Rowling also said that wizards used to shit themselves, and that Voldemort’s pet snake is an Indonesian woman.
>>219068616To be fair to her, Anon, Ouagadougou is a real place. It's the capital of Burkina Faso.
>>219065947are you gonna be a giant faggot and pretend we a have a dedicated capeshit and youtube board like /a/?
>>219082771>Voldemort’s pet snake is an Indonesian womanlol what? You just know he's fucking that snake then.
considering that harry only has like 5 other guys in his year it's not even unreasonable that you could have continent spanning schools at least taking only numbers into account.
>>219065053Why would you name your school HOG WARTS?
>>219065053>wizards>africaWE GWAN BUN DE JUJU MAN WE GWAN MEK FIRE FE DE JUJU MAN
>>219087526Rowling has only about 3000 wizards in the UK. If we use the 1998(the year Voldemort dies) british population of 58,5 million, that's about 19500 muggles for every wizard.The world population in 1998 was about 6 billion(I think?)6 billion divided by 19500 gives us a total Wizard population of roughly 300000 worldwide. Smaller than the population of Iceland.Feel free to correct me if I fucked up.
>>219065053What do they teach in the potions class in school #9?
>>219088105I meant >Rowling has said there's only about 3000 wizards in the UK
>>219065213Women are terrible at geography, most of them can’t even read or understand city maps.>inb4 trannyNo I’m a good old fashioned man
>>219065053Why are Italy, Greece, and Afghanistan shaded a different colour? I wonder what the connection is there. And why aren’t they part of any schools? I think Rowling was a bit of an amateur hack who just struck gold with a sudden youth trend and some major corporate help. This shit is not exactly Tolkien
>>219088319>I think Rowling was a bit of an amateur hack who just struck gold with a sudden youth trend and some major corporate help. This shit is not exactly TolkienBINGO
>>219065557hogwarts would be full of rich Asian students who bought their way in and won't talk to anybody else
>>219065915I look "magic" to you?magic how? Like a wizard?
>>219067531
>>219066233>no boats on sundays
>>219066176I'm pretty sure the only ones even mentioned in the books are the three in goblet of fire.The rest is just some bs jk made up after the fact because people kept asking her.
>>219074196Harry Potter is very bongcentric, everything else is just retarded because Rowling didn't do research
>>219074271this accurately reflects how a lot of words and places come to be. Like I get knocking Ching Chong or seamus McPotato but the castle names make more sense than HogWarts
>>219068289>This situation is basically saying that african schools are better because they just use their fingers instead of having calculators.In many ways this is a terrible example
>>219065053Honestly I just find how utterly careless Rowling is about these ethnic sensibilities almost refreshing. Asians named Cho Chang, stereotypically jewish money-grubbing goblins, the Irish kid blowing shit up, international wizarding schools organized in a way that would result in a civil war and with names that are either really bland or don't make sense in their nation's syntax... It feels like a better time...
>>219065053why didnt any of these niggas from around the world pull up when shit at hogwarts was going down. not even the fucking parents of the students came to fight le darkest wizard ever or some shit
>>219065053>Israel>Palestine>Saudi>Iran>Egypt>Turkey>SyriaAll in one school. Can't even imagine the amount of murders that must happen there.
>>219066358So based and true. When aliens invade we'll all forget our differences so quickly
>>219068021Lmao
>>219065053Weekly goat fucking competition with school 9. Used to be monthly, students wanted daily so it was a compromise.
>>219088805sharia probably forbids women from learning magic.
it's leviOsa not leviosA
>>219082486Australia and NZ are already full of Asians buddy, it wouldn't be a novelty
>>219088105maybe the wizarding gene is just rarer in the UK, or it could be the opposite and only countries that have been fucked over and raped by the UK that have a chance for birthing wizards, I see no reason either way that you could just transpose the UK ratio onto the world.
>>219088319the map was created by some latino guy based on stuff found in various Rowling books and interviews, probably those are just countries he has a grudge against
>>219089013Entirely fair, I'd still say the worldwide population of wizards would be tiny.
>>219089038yeah that would make sense otherwise they'd be meddling in Muggle affairs constantly or at least have their own hidden country. Although I can't recall any macro-scale magic feats in the books so maybe they can't do that.
>>219088974I still don’t think it would be pleasant for the SEA niggas
>>219071738Israeli students study their magic at Gringotts
>>219066358>Their languages belong to the same language familyNo they don't. They might exist in the same sbrachbund but they are separate language families.
>>219065606Only board we desperately need is a eceleb one.
>Germans, slavs and nordics in the same schoolnot sure if this would be awful or hilariously entertaining
>>219091104>OCD autists, aggressive autists and nonverbal autists all in the same schoolI would pay good money to watch that.
>>219065213Let's be honest they'd be too low iq to be wizards
>>219067257No bwc for that noodlewhore
>>219076996Got to source the comfort wizards from somewhere, anon.
How does America having a wizard school even fit with the lore and aesthetic of Harry Potter? Was it built by Native Americans? Did they magically transport a castle across continents? Is it a more modern building like our historic universities? Where is it even that it's not right next door to muggles?
>>219068021>wing... ar dees... levis... man fuck dis, DEY FLY NOW
>>219092103Half second in google (10% of the great lakes dried for this):Ilvermorny School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is the North American wizarding school located on Mount Greylock, Massachusetts, founded in the 17th century by Irish immigrant Isolt Sayre and her No-Maj husband, James Steward. Similar to Hogwarts, it has four houses—Horned Serpent, Wampus, Thunderbird, and Pukwudgie—that represent different facets of a witch or wizard, notes the Harry Potter Wiki. So some potato-niggers LARPing as natives, it seems.
>>219065376Are you talking about gypsy romanians, or Transylvania which rightfully is still Austrian-Hungarian and refused to assimilate to you dirty caravan monkeys?
>>219093715I just find every romanian i meet to be absolutely gorgeous. Ukranians are mid, serbians are hobo-tier. It's an oasis.
