Gay and boring edition>FTL NEWS:-- Jet will be bringing in more and more random people (Jimmycordians) after chat told him they liked Laura-- Bashir is whining that the wiggers haven't given him dragon wings or custom songs-- Jet is desperate to make Emma interesting... so Laura's turning her into "Goth Midge"...-- There's been a STOX split... biggest STOX increase in 24 hours wins $1000...-- Bashir said without a hint of irony that he's the only contestant who the wiggers haven't helped-- Bam is in California... https://www.instagram.com/p/DWb2XJ4kXE8/>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5previous: >>219066851
>>219068195
If Sam was here JD would be removed like Ted.
>>219068195great bake you fucking retard
>>219068195frank is a bitch if he gets on and doesnt join the fish against production
Why did Frank say this
>>219068204I wish we didn't have cameraman POV, from the static angle cams Landon looks like a chad, reminds me of a young Big Boss
Carolina Sexo needs to be posted in every thread forever
>unironically release trash like this>think doing tiktok dances is a good bit
HE'S 20 MINUTES AWAY >HE'S 20 MINUTES AWAYHE'S 20 MINUTES AWAY >HE'S 20 MINUTES AWAYHE'S 20 MINUTES AWAY >HE'S 20 MINUTES AWAYHE'S 20 MINUTES AWAY >HE'S 20 MINUTES AWAY>>219068238
>>219068199that's just sad
>>219068244she could lose a few pounds
we're in here>>219068198>>219068198>>219068198
YO WHAT'S GOOD>YO WHAT'S GOODYO WHAT'S GOOD>YO WHAT'S GOODYO WHAT'S GOOD>YO WHAT'S GOODYO WHAT'S GOOD>YO WHAT'S GOOD
>>219068238because he's correct
>>219068238you hate on the wiggers but man I don't think there's anyone more pathetic than frankHe lives for the 3 days a year he can get on a C tier internet show and act like an asshole and probably spends the rest of the year jerking off to the clips Don't get me wrong, he's good for the show but man
Baker actually fucking braindead
>>219068307 copehe's not “correct” he just logs in once a week, sees a 30 second clip out of context and pretends he's above it all while still orbiting the show like the rest of usif it's so gay and boring why is he 20 minutes away every season man can't quit the tank but wants to act like he's too cool for it
angelina taking bra off
Why did JD tell the audience what his discord name was?
FISHTANK IS DEAD
God Midge is so fucking hot
SEND HER IN
abi + claire
okay jet now address the drugs, handcuffs, cuckolding, and recording without consent :D
I’m bored
its not over yet. sister tay is on the case!!
I wanna see laura drunk
They should just post on craigslist and get 5-10 random fucking people and dump them into the house.
goontank
>>219071266
drunken sloppy laura sex could fix me
Hey I fly helicopters
>please dont leave, you are my main moneymaker. This show is more important than your family and job
>JD spent an hour monologuing to fish one by one about why he has to leave>after all that he was easily convinced to stay
>>219071289you really dont
Guys uhhhh, what happened to Bam?
>>219068204Did they post it?
>>219071279
>>219071291N I N AINA
any reason why 4chanx takes 2 minutes to load onto the thread i enter every single time?
I hate JD but this controversy was lame as fuck
>>219068238How do you catch all these alumni messages when they chat never stops moving?
>>219071310
F I N A L F O U RINALFOUR
>>219068326Fishtank is Frank's heaven on earthyou can only wish there was a place so well attuned to you
>>219071273keep posting bro, it's funny and i think it's working
>>219071172He's realizing if he leaves too soon it only raises questions. He's sweating. The whole "fake screenshots" was the wiggers way of giving him an easy out w/o quitting
>>219071259Because they already know it is and denying it would be retarded
Laura is monstrously ugly on the handcam.
>>219071236Ryan gave a big speech on the last HK2 about how it's okay if someone in their circle is a sex pest because black people are degenerates
>>219068195this fatfuck is right for once
new dude
>>219071288Chudgang are gay
>Uh... yeah I raped Claire so I'm worse than you. Don't leave please
NEW GUY IS HERE>NEW GUY IS HERENEW GUY IS HERE>NEW GUY IS HERENEW GUY IS HERE>NEW GUY IS HERENEW GUY IS HERE>NEW GUY IS HERENEW GUY IS HERE>NEW GUY IS HERENEW GUY IS HERE>NEW GUY IS HERENEW GUY IS HERE>NEW GUY IS HERENEW GUY IS HERE>NEW GUY IS HERE
>>219071310Vibe nuked the house so hard no one is saying anything
>>219071288My panties My pantiesMy panties
chudlord just walked in
Who the fuck is this guy?
NEW GUY
we have another FAGGOT
>>219071291damn, more
who's this faggot?
Tourette's guy
>>219071291>>219071324
EMMA'S BOYFRIEND???
New chud just dropped
new guy's voice is funny
>>219071291Her bimbo glowup post-S1 is absolutely ubelievable
i like him already
what
stop seething over claire, you are an ugly lonely loser who unironically chooses to watch fishtank
Emma’s boyfriend is HOT
i'm scared of "the new guy"
trailer park boys character
didn't we see this guy's audition
This guy is awesome lmfao
instant goat
surreal kino
nah im feeling this nigga fa real
this guy rules
LMAO
This guy is a bit funny
>>219071390oh yeah he was in the audition streams
>>219071400new cole just dropped
this guy is fucking awesome
Who the fuck is this guy? lol
creature titscreature asscreature sexo
This guy rules so far
I like this new guy alot. Im all in.
Haha what the fuck
>why are you out of breath?
omg>I got your back>he literally has itomg
>two vibenukes meeting
.........>does your breath always smell like that?
warming up to blaine
>Uhm. Bro. Being a sex pest and being accused of pedophilia to your linkedin, and contacts actually doesn't matter>I mean look at me, I host a dogshit lolcow show and I'm a sex pest and one bad week away from working at mcdonalds for the rest of my life>So uhm.... eat this hamburger.Amazing speech Jet Neptune
Blane.
blaine fucking rocks bro
this guy is kino and jd is fucking nuking it lmao
THEY GOT JD A FAGGOT BOYFRIEND
he rocks
Blane looks like frodo
New Jimmycordian just dropped
we're back
BLAINEBETTER LANDON
>>219071447Singularity
beautiful Bongo
this guy is sick lmfao
I hope this guy rapes the twins.
>Korean Eminem and he's funnyBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
Only time I jerked it to a fish was one time I had a wet dream with Tayleigh during season 2
>blaine more dragon inspired names.
B L A N ELANE
a good freeloader?
>male is instantly good vibes and obvious content
yeahhh im waiting on the official jimmy stamp of approval before passing judgement on this guy
blane is kino fuck ya
THANK YOU BLANE
>>219071191>>219071245>>219071254I'm not a creep. I'm not a savage. I'm not a freak. I'm the absolute best thing that could ever happen to Bingo and her twin sister. I could do so many things to make their lives perfect. I can fund each and every one of their desires and passions. I can protect them from those who wish to hurt them. I can keep them safe from the evil simps who might want to take advantage of them. I can make them feel true and real joy for what might be the first time in both of their lives. You can't assume that I'm a creep simply because you've interacted with me a few times on 4chan.
new guy looks like if you took a downsydrome guy but squished him into normal proportions
>does your breath always smell like that?warming up to blane
>>219068244Now we know why she dresses like a boy
>>219071291you're acting like JD right now
Bam updatehttps://www.instagram.com/p/DWcfylFAWv8/
>>219071441Her husband is a Chad supposedly
finally a white autistic male
this is hilarious for some stupid reason
love this lil nigga
PUMP BLANE
warming up to blane
JD is so insecure he will lie to your face and say he doesn't breath just to avoid admitting to bad breath
>>219069603Most deserved
does this guy have actual down's syndrome??
BLANE IT UP
Finally a freeloader that watches the whole show
I'll refrain from any judgements until I see how he pours water on people
Can we kick Laura now
>>219071441If I get an Aphex Twin tattoo will she fuck me?
When does Serafina show up?
>yeah this guy is alright
>he knew the snail shitmy boy is locked in
Finally a good fucking fish
>paid leave from work ending after two weeks>stox have been constantly low, even after beating up the head wigger>"do you really think you're going to get the $50K? come to my get money for free, get famous for free house?" t. jet >tts audio spam probably starting to hurt ears>it's clear that the audience and production don't want you to win>there is no incentive to continue at allumm guys why would JD leave?
just when i thought i was out
lets play the blane game
>>219071480Based males RULE
Do Frank and Jet actually hate each other or is it just coincidence that they refuse to acknowledge the Frankposting in chat?
>already giving away he knows everyone
JD should be happy those messages got leaked, it proves he's not a fag
>>219071461I was thinking Lex Fridman
blane should've been a fish
does anyone else think he looks like he has down syndrome?
>comes in and sticks his hand in your bag of chips and puts is fingers in his mouth and puts his hand back in the bag
A guy from the GhostPoliticscord...
>>219071492no, im not ashamed of gooning to fishtank contestants
new guy is kino
>>219071487>I'm not a creepAny time someone starts with this and then writes a damn novel you know they are creeps
>>219071527Good.
Love BLANE like you wouldn't believe
based slop eater
>new guy shoves his fingers in his mouth when he eatsGROSS
>>219071450the kino is this actually worked
>>219071522>>paid leave from work ending after two weekshe is now on normal vacation time, thats what he said
>now its time to save your show
>>219071507>i havent breathed since i entered the room dude
OH GOD HE IS AN ACTUAL RETARD WITH DOWN SYNDROME
Blane is fucking BASED. This dude should've been a fish.
Blaine has such a weird body shape. His neck is so thick but he doesn't seem that built.
>>219071441facts
>introduces himself while eating their bag of doritos to himself Lmao
Blane and Landon could be a fucking kino duo
>>219071494what day was he last in the tank?
i hope he is a "freeloader" freeloader and just eats everything and hogs the bathroom
>>219071540He’s Korean asshat
Why wasn’t this guy a fish
I can tell this guy is gonna be great. Him and Bashir are gonna have memey conversations cause they're both quick witted
blanes neck is thick as fuck
now THIS is a freeloader
fargo
does this guy have like 7% down syndrome or what's the deal?his face looks kind of downy and his neck is like a tree trunk which is also a downy trait but he's clearly not super downy
>>219071461>>219071532Good mix. Sound is Lex, looks is Elijah
>>219071532Lex Friedman looks like Frodo
So far, he's fine. Let's wait and see his discord logs
>enters the fishtank>steals their foodThis guys seems pretty great.
neckmaxxing
THIS GUY ROCKS
So the joke is he’s eating all of their food?
>>219071475imagine the skeleton sex
up syndrome
>>219071527YEAH CORRECT. THAT'S HOW YOU SHOULD DO IT INSTEAD OF PRETENDING YOU HAVE FAKE AUTISM AND DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT A DOLLAR IS LIKE THE STUPID SPIC WHORE DID
>>219071527it's a gay bit anyway it always falls apart, would rather just have someone genuine for once that can make content without having to rely on faking their entire personality
>>219071540Who? Jet? yeah.
blanr is already SSS tier
>>219071507Adam Friedland coded
>>219071547>her forearm
>>219071458>>219071485
>Refuse to cause even minimal damage to the house>Just keep keep throwing in random fags from Atlanta area so they don't have to pay for a flightThe theme of season 5 is cost cutting
hes nervous as hell
Blane is our guy
this guy fucking rocks
why is jet so cute bros
I wanna see how long he can put up this character
>>219071547me in the back
i love this guy
He has like, a hint of Down’s Syndrome but just a touch. 30% or so. At a distance he looks maybe 40% - very unusual genetics
This nigga wolfing down these Doritos
I like this guy
>>219071561Wait but he has a normal neck here, what is this guy
>>219071571she needs to quit shaving
that guy exudes peak fishtank contestant aura
get this nigga drunk immediately
Bongo is creaming
>>219071529p-p-post it bruhgonna start using that
blaine it the fuck up niggas
>>219071596lol
What a fucking entrance. Greatest freeloader entrance of all time?
>im so hungry my hands are shakingthat’s called low blood sugar
>>219071583Yeah its down syndrome
this guy is the most 'new guy' guy i've ever seen.
>>219071475what happened in the dream
quirky fellow
>>219071524I LOVE YOUNO
>>219071612kek
>can i get you to cut me a piece of cake
>>219071612lol that was like 80% it, there's something else though
>>219071595who the fuck is this? I thought she was a skelly in S2
>>219071288MY PANTIES MY PANTIES she fucking sucks man
he matches laura's freak
mints get your fat ass upstairs and show the new guest what you're working with
COME ON MAN IM STARVING
>>219071612lmfao
Don't know where they found this guy but he's fucking great lmao
>Reflexively tells you he hasn't breathed since entering the room
Bongo is going to fuck this guy in the bathroom.
>>219071612lmao
This gnome dude fucking rocks so far lmao
wait what was that slight accent when he said PIECE OF CAKE???i think hes a britbong doing an american accent
Fuck, this dude just mogged the entire tank>>219071611she's ribbed for your pleasureretard
>>219071577I agree. He should've been a fish.
>I want YOU... to cut me a piece of cakewhy did he say it so sinister?
why is he so likeable? how does he do it?
give me a mutant over a quirky woman any day of the week
This guy's high
>>219071612yep
This guy has great energy. I'm predicting good freakout energy too
today has actually been good
this guys energy is pure and invigorating, same way as the twins
>>219071612JEJ
MAURO STATUS?
Blaine is based
i'm a part of the Blane Gang
>>219071595honestly not terrible looking for her circumstance. maybe it's a weirdly good angle though.
>>219071612BASED BRICK
Blaine-train leaving the station CHOO CHOO
Why is everyone dick riding? He’s performative and cringe.
>>219071567Nah hes just fucking stoned looolLook how bad he got the munchies
>>219071612
>>219071279if you let your girlfriend go on Jet's rape show you kind of deserve everything that happens to her and you I think
im so hungry
Hes turbo stoned.
>>219071612lmao its him
Ok, new guy seems great, why wasn't he a fish?Could fill the Vicky hole.
wait is it downs or does he have fetal alcohol syndrome?
>>219071637blane* please
Bashir eyeing him down. Autists about to go to war
>i recognize that cakehe's a emma footfag
someone that is not a mondobot honestly summarize new freeloader and whether there is any possibility of him salvaging this horrible season
someone in this house has aids
I GOTTA WATCH MY CALORIES
I like this guy.
I hope he's as entertaining when his blood sugar is normalised>I do have something.... something disease
>COME ON MAN, i'm STARVING>I'm so hungry>man, I'm just hungry>I just need food>no forks?
BLAINE BLASTERS ROLL CALL!
>>219071684its literally that easy, women are fucking nontent
>>219071682Not doing a fake and gay bit like all the orbiters tried to do Almost like being real and genuine is what people want to see out of Fishtank instead of gay fucking bitsHEAR THAT JIMMYCORD RETARDS
>>219071613Seething for no reason he has potential
>>219071682perfect foil to JD
Jet looked at this guy on the freeloader applications
hes hungy
>>219071553
I feel good about this guy. He's going to save this shitty season
Bashir trying to big dog him, not happening bozo
Lmao this guy is fucking top tier
>>219071701We got nothing else
>>219071701yea he's not gonna keep this up 24/7
this guy speaks like a wes anderson character
>>219071682Hes Chad jobe
OKAY HES KINO
either an excellent actor or a total fucking freakazoidim lovin it
>>219071708first time i agree with you, stupid ugly sad faggot.
This guy rules
blane will carry bash and landon to final 2 and then be the kingmaker between them
I fucking hate this faggotEverything about him is fucking annoying
>TOURETTESBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
>>219071553>>219071747look at this retard
He's a snacker
>>219071759lmao yeah 100%
Blaine has a good soul, I can tell.
>im not hungry im nervousno shit
Just talking with a mouthful of cake. What a hero
>>219068195THIS GUY SEEMS SUPER CHILL BUT I THINK THERE MIGHT BE A BIG REVEAL THAT CAUSES CHAOS POSSIBLYOR HES JUST THE CHILL GUY
they don got elijah wood ohmahgod!
Finally some fresh energy into this stale shit
>>219071765he's just a weird guy i think
>>219071488>>219071714>>219071510>>219071624>>219071567>>219071642NOOTICERS LETS GO
FINALLY GOT OUR ALEX B
>>219071750oh quit your whining blaine is here you mopey fag
>>219071735this, idc if its soudns like some icneltalk its just a nuclrearpill women arent funny, its not that they cant be it's that they dont have to.
Blane should've been a fish from the start
>>219071765>total fucking freakazoidHe seems wholesome
>>219071639absolutely, Ian returning is honourable mention
This guy FUCKS.
>>219071718
Dude reminds me of that Halo kid in 2010 where he would tell really shitty jokes, and would try to hit on girls but would always get shot down
oh it's the tourettes guy from the auditions
Hell yeah, I love this guy
he puts a real big smile on my face
BLANE BLASTERS HOW WE FEELING
Finally someone who immediately understands what being a freeloader is
>Being horny is awesome.>Fucking girls is awesome >Dude I'm like 100 times of a sex pest than you and I'm the host of the show
the absolute state of this season's fish
>>219071750 He does that with every new person except James' girl. Dude's a bitch.
>>219071737>Not doing a fake and gay bit like all the orbiters tried to doHe is clearly doing a bit you tard
he reminds me of ronnie
>>219071587I give it til noon tomorrow weve got smth interesting
>>219071766you say that everytime you agree with me I think
>>219071750fuck off he was checking if he was a pedo like last time
should copy JD and tell everyone he has tourettes one at a time in the confessional
lmao why did he freeze when the TTS came on
so is this guy from jimmycord or just a random guy that applied?
I BANG ON THE WALLS AT NIGHT!HOLY FUCK
>i need your food>i need your cake>dont wake me upThe Freeloader
>>219071777Checked
why is bongo playing with her hair bros?
>>219071825fag shit
>>219071805HUNGRY
Blane saved the tank.
Look at Blane go!
>>219071340Kek look at the fat hanging in between her arms. She'll be an abuela by 2027.
>>219071651
>>219071827auditioned
>>219071790yes, the twins are a good example of funny women even when they are sleeping most of the time
>let me sleepThis has to be a bit, begging for night-time fuckery
>>219071682seems excited and nervous to be there but not in a socially retarded like Beth. Also genuine and not a vagueposting fag like Laura
I hate when we get a freeloader like this because it makes me think "why the fuck wasn't this guy a day 1 contestant?".
>>219071825ok?
Tourette guy is amazing. 3some with bingo bongo forced scene.
we're saved
blane is "beast mode"
>>219071816which one was Ronnie again?
>>219071827Jimmycord retards all pretend to not know fishtank so he's just a random guy
>>219071805hes got gusto
next level
>>219071810he gave the pedo a warning hes not doing it out of ego you retard
This season's greg, but without the asexual discord shit
blane will fuck bongo
>>219071828Yoooo that wasn't part of the contract!
Blane is instantly a Fave. The Opposite of Laura’s weird ass
incel faggots: this is how you act comfortable despite being a huge retard and be immediatly liked by anyone. unironically take notes
Did James Drake's woman leave?
>>219071708tru
>>219071821maybe it's about the same opinion everytime.
feed this little nigga, godamn!
I hope this guy gets raped by Laura.
Do you think they’ll make him a real fish?Pinocchio style
blaine is awesome, it really pays to be earnest and not a giant performative faggot like beth
>inb4 2 days later of "I'm cooling off on Blane" posting
>>219071871FUCKING DELETE THIS
>i need more food
This guy reminds me of Justin Timberlake
>>219071879yeah couple hours ago
>>219071826To be fair, it is polite to pause for TTS. Even Burt understood that. But it's a shame that Paypigs are the ones sending TTS.
>Freezing when TTS goes offGuys, i think im all in on BLANE.
>I need more foodthis guy is eating the fridge
>>219071836he literally said it’s Blane and fat fuck mints still couldn’t spell it right
>>219071812Yrah but this is obviously designed by production to test the fish and add a new mechanic to the tank so its interesting and not just >im retarded and im gonna dump water everywhere
why the fuck were laura and blane not just cast as fish? wiggers fucked up with the cast so bad
white boy got an appetite!
>finally get an above c tier freeloaderAbout fucking time, I’ve been starving
>>219071852yeah i too hate wiggers
>>219071878TRVKE
niggas is houngry
feed blane NOW
new guy reminds me of Cosmo Jarvis
>>219071893truuuu
the way his voice quivers when he says "i'm really hungry" is so funny
>thats not hunger>thats a famine
>>219071879She quit because james snake was kissing emma
i want to fuck this guy so badly holy hsit
>>219071908major sneak
>>219071890he's being extremely performative
>>219071441>creature self post
>>219071611lmao she should finish the job
idk why but he reminded me of this for some reason
>>219071825what flavor geek bar is that chat
He's likable because he's retarded and fully leans into it
why did i have to sit through two weeks of fucking jd and emma before they put a blane on
Not a single freeloader's photo has been added to the site since head's.
poop spongebob is finally here and you're dooming
Nah I'm convinced Jet and Ben told this dude to go up and eat as much of their food supplies as possible
why blaine kinda....
Why does JD keep ordering the twins around?
what will Laura do now that she failed to kick JD?
>>219071522Exactly. It's fuckin gay when this show mainly shits on one contestant, while other boring fish get a pass. Two weeks of gay spam escalated into doxing & pedo claims. No shit he want's out.
>>219071879Kicked because being a good woman with a good relationship wasnt content to the wiggers (couldn't ruin their relationship)
What's to stop freeloaders from shoplifting?
Blaine is pretty kino, just need to get rid of the twins so we can get Heckhouse.
this guy is basically TJ after he shaved his head
Bashtards…I think I’m going all in on Blaine. Sorry
hungry with knives
dollposter
Laura getting absolutely MOGGED rn
>>219071893>two daysthat would make him the best freeloader of the season. he already is.
talking with your mouth full of food is a good bit
this guy really highlights how laura really sucks
laura seething she is not the center of attention anymore.
>No I don't get stabby with knives, but I...actually I won't mention that, I don't get stabby with knives, but I DO get hungryI love this dude
>>219071879Production flat out said she's too wholesome, and a buff to James when he's already OP.
I need drunk Landon and Blane kino so bad
>this guy could have been casted instead of bozo
Finally a potential good freeloader.
>>219071930
>>219071960see >>219071769
A FREELOADER WHO IS NOT A DISCORD FAGGOT AND ACTING?!!FINALLY JET
>>219071808dude you should drug them
>>219071910appetite for CHOCOLATE WOMEN JET MAKE THE CALL
>>219071959He can speak 3 words without stuttering and saying uhhummuhhhmm
uh oh!
>>219071902Why did she leave?
>>219071950Wander around and probably piss off Blane when he sleeps unironically
>>219071834Hes the most normal(so far) and attractive man on the show yet this season
>>219071957ITS BLANEBLANEBLANE
this nigga pauses snacks and continues
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfMbN_MzCpw
>>219071960So am I, both of these retards are neat though, all in on tards this season, again
>>219071973It knicked him
did carolina leave?
Blain is the S5 comfort character.
>laura in pjsoh my
This guy knows exactly what we needed. Bless him.
>>219071959tj never had this much energy or confidence
>already more iconic than the twinsYeah it's over
>>219071947Good couple
Hes in!
Where is Landon.
>>219071964laura is absolute nontent. relying on premeditated "bits" and has ZERO natural spontaneous energy like this guy
>>219071878There’s no hope for those guys Anon. I spoke to a guy on here yesterday morning who was fucking 40 years old, obese, never dated, fucked, travelled or went to a party before and exclusively only wanted to date pale 18 year old girls. These guys are beyond help.
Should I go to Atlanta and kiss Bingo on national television?
>>219072004they kicked her off for being nontent i think
>>219071893nah
>>219071989busted so many nuts to this choco thot
>>219071989GET HER ON RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
Blaine is the best freeloader so far because he isn't a try hard pick me faggot.
>>219071964Truuuuuu
this dude is a one-liner machine
I love Blaine I want him so much
there's gotta be a blanecord. Too many people here glazing him and it's barely been 10 minutes
HE SAID THE WORD OMG
Blane is so fucking based
PLEASE DON'T BE A PEDOPHILE PLEASE DON'T BE A PEDOPHILE PLEASE DON'T BE A PEDOPHILE PLEASE DON'T BE A PEDOPHILE PLEASE DON'T BE A PEDOPHILE
>>219071405do u want the normal Bar cam angle too?
>>219071864me gusto?
>>219071959sorry tj did not have anywhere near this guy's level of personality. I can already tell after watching Blane for 5 minutes and TJ for 6 weeks.
Something about blane makes me want to hurt himLike not in a bully way, I just fucking hate everything about him
>>219071972holy kino
>>219072040we know gold when we see it
>>219072040we saw his audition and he was really likable
janoy-esque
>>219072028heh
Charismatic Jobe has entered the Tank
this guy will go down as the man who saved s5 of fishtank
SPELL HIS FUCKING NAME RIGHT FAGGOTS. ITS BLANE. B L A N E.
>>219071981if she didnt have tats or a stupid hair color I think she'd legit be the most perfect woman I'd ever seen
Fastest time a freeloader ever said nigger award goes to....
Do the freeloaders get paid for appearing?
>>219071983Um no all my stox going on blane
>"Tuesday will mark a change in your business endeavours" I don't even work
>I don't work!>LET'S HEAR IT FOR NIGGERRRRRR
Blane is a REAL ASS NIGGA
This guy shows how bad the discord streamstar orbiters arelook at fucking laura being nontent right now
>>219071999He definitely does the tinty voice in the shower
>i don't even work!LMFAO this guy's awesome
>>219072040ive been waiting for an autist with energy this entire fucking season
>>219072040he has charisma and it was evident LITERALLY in the first 30 seconds of him talking to JD
love this niggaJet this nigga has to stay
>>219071972LMAO wtf is this hahaha
on my knees praying that he isn't involved with any discord stuff
>>219072047KEKtru tho
>>219072011WE /BLAIN GAME/ HERE
>>219072040Yeah he is likable but he isn’t that greatMaybe people are just happy he’s a reprieve from whatever this Laura JD shit has been all day
>>219071975Kek true
He just told them he's a NEET lmaoHe's probably been simping for bashir in these threads for 2 weeks
>>219072068$30 a day
>>219071867 You are a pathetic waste of oxygen, muhammad
>>219072040Things have been grim all fucking season let us have hope
>>219072040he's the personification of a normally nervous, awkward fishtank viewer. he is the new main character
>i'm disabled by the way
>pauses for ttsalready the best freeloader since Tai
landon should feel the most threatened by blane
moon knight main
>guyden
He's got decent arms. Probably works out a bit. Think he will box anyone?
>>219072040Bashir fans are insane
>>219072053He has vulnerable eyes
>i paused my game to be here
>>219072040Jimmycord doesn't have enough posters to make the thread move like thisWhen Laura came in, the thread almost died
>ignores handheld and talks to security camsi like him
>NG2 BlackHe might be cool
>had to pause playing Ninja Gaiden 2 Black to come in
>>219072040/ftl/ is ALWAYS objectively correct
this dude should have been a main cast fish
>>219072088thats fucking batmanwatch your mouth
>I was playing Ninja Gaiden GIVE HIM THE 50K
>>219072092ITS BLANE. LEARN TO SPELL THE KINGS NAME RIGHT YOU FUCKING RETARD. BLANE.
>>219072088he got the call
This hungry schtick is fucking gay
They need to let this guy keep getting stoned because he's funny this way and will be shitty sober.
>>219072018This
>>219072109RIP LANDONRIP LANDONRIP LANDON
>>219072097>kino chad likes bashirwhat are you trying to prove here
>>219071862don't worry about it
nigga loves dinner
>twins just robbed the store
This guy is like a bizarro version of Greg
He really is pausing snacking and continuing
I finally understand the self-insert thing
>I'm gonna keep it level with youHe already has a catchphrase
>>219072131many people are saying this
WHY ISNT HE BEING QUIRKY LIKE THE OTHER DISCORD FAGGOTS?!!
>>219072097honored to bashirpost with blane
>>219072141is he even stoned or is he just weird
>>219071959He has 10x the charisma and self awareness of TJ. Not even close.
>>219072119>>219072123>>219072124wtf hes kino
>>219072145You mean the schizo unemployed freak retard?yeah lmao
>fishtank finally feels like fishtank
>talking to James Drake as if he knows anything about S1good bit
>>219072114It could also just be his tard strength, he's definitely got a mild case of downs syndrome
>>219072116We love blane negro
>>219072136im sorry ;_;
>>219071959s2 fags are so delusional it's insane.
>>219072018
blane has dethroned cole as the most literally me contestant in fisthank history
>Blaine is a day 1 fanHE KNOWS THE LORE
Legendary freeloader pull. Possibly all-timer.
>>219071878this nigger just told everyone that he is a need and only plays games with a straight face. he is beyond chad holy fuck.
Its blanetank now.
>>219072152
>>219072109i dont understand why everyone has to make it a competition, think about the interactions between all the tards
>>219072160He is quirky but doesnt feel performative
>>219072162Look at his eyes
>>219072150They escaped the matrix money is just paper
>>219072134>ninja gaiden 2based>blacknvm
>>219072150they just rob the store for everyone now
>>219072089>on my knees praying that he isn't involved with any discord stuffhe seems aware enough to know to have a separate account for the weird shit
>>219071959Decent bait
Bingo wants to sleep but Bongo says no sleep until the alcohol comes out.
Is this dude going to be content or just another quirky le heckin? Jesus FUCK this is grim
why is james drake hovering around our guy blane
>>219072040Notice the typing style of most of the replies to this post. Go back a few threads and compare to the typing style of the Jimmycorders. Nootice, always.
>>219072097You guys are so gay
>>219072150rules dont matta
Cute jammies
>>219072040He literally sold himself as the best content in the house in his first 30 seconds.
>>219072200what fuckinv version im supposed to play then
>>219071972okay there's no way anyone found this that fast. W production for posting in the thread.
>>219072181already on my triple S tier. no... higher. G tier.
love blaine
I swear Jet has to be fully covering up Claire's sexual moments on the show, all of the clips on the site don't work. Anyone have links?
Explain why I should hate the jimmycord in one sentenceI like Jimmy hes an pretty cool guy
>>219072167im sure you are better you fat retard
IS A TOBUSCUS FAN?!
>>219072204Because the wiggers are useless and retarded
>>219072205they have napped 3 fucking times todaysend these fucking boring retards home already
>>219072209Game recognizes game
>>219072040he just had an insanely kino entrance, setup straight after the JD files and then good energy in the kitchen, we've been content starved since Beth came and went
>Bongo just pushed Bingo down, choked her, walked out the dorm door, then came back and raped herwhat the fuck is her problem?!
Does Letty have any nudes from after she got hot?
If you faggots wants to Blane post. You spell his fucking name right. You DO NOT get to post if you don't spell his fucking name right. Kill yourself.
>>219072221The original 360 version you nigger.
>>219072209Because he's had nothing but retards to interact with for 2 weeks
blane rulez
>YOU'RE MINGE?
>>219072233blane spam
comparing blane to tj is a horrible insult to blane
this nigga actually knows how to be a freeloader. FUCK beth, FUCK jimmycord, FUCK streamstars
blane's about to unlock the tiger, they're about to fan out together about marvel rivals too lol
>>219072221the original xbox 360 version
>letter from tobuscus saying hes comingif this is real this season is saved
Why is blane being astroturfed tf is going on
>>219072209James knows blane fucks
>>219071959not even close TJ sucked
Yo is Tobuscus actually coming?
Blane vs Tobuscus Arc?
>>219072233hi jimmy u suck
>>219072260tai tier
>>219072208He's clearly content. Guy eats all their food, says nigger within first 5 minutes (but not forced, just reading the donation which stupid cunt Beth refused to do) and plays Ninja Gaiden 2 Black.
All it takes is 1 good freeloaderGood job Jet
>>219072247Yeah, but there's no Jezza to release them publicly
>Tobuscus is coming as a freeloaderMan they really don't want to call Frank do they?
>>219072265he's been talking about fishtank on twitter since the season started
>>219072255no it makes sense
Bongo is very excited to get drunk tonight.
JD IS IN A FUCKING POLYCULE WTF
Bros I can feel my energy returning I was legit tapped out from Laura shit
I'm already sick of him and the glazing is making it worse
>>219072249DD_Genes here
>>219072204many are saying this
>>219072134Truth
Blane is kinda like TJ
>>219072280im feeling this
>>219072233
>>219072266Bashir fans when people like other fish
He looks like a freak
this bitch has such evil energy I hate that she's made me root for JD
>>219072234lmao cope and seethe troon
>>219072164wtf is that a dragon
laura fiending for BBC (big blaine cock)
Blane is main contestant material, but instead we got JD and Emma
>>219072289blane can talk and emote, being the key difference there
>>219072233So if you like jimmy does it mean you also have to like his cringe faggot too?
>still carrying his luggage on his backAlpha move. Any room could be his
>>219072298S2fags need to be hanged
Laura's gonna try to fuck with Blainejust watch kek
this stupid bitch trying her hardest to get the attention back lmao
I still have no idea who Tobuscus is
Twins are gonna beef it out
lmfao he completely no sells laura's annoying yelling
>>219072297How the fuck are you people this quick? Do you work for the fucking CIA?
The twins are boxing again in the arena!
>>219072246wtf how is this allowed
>>219072287Who?
LAURA THE JIMMYCORD KITTEN LEECHING ALREADY LAURA THE JIMMYCORD KITTEN LEECHING ALREADY LAURA THE JIMMYCORD KITTEN LEECHING ALREADY LAURA THE JIMMYCORD KITTEN LEECHING ALREADY
>glazingsick of this nigspeak
uhhhhh can we get laura back on director
Laura trying to take attention away from Blane. Wrappp it up whore
>>219072298tee gay wishes he was as likable as blane
Bashir is hiding from blane
>>219072324He was a competitor to Pewdiepie and Markiplier back in the day
>getting hit on by the goblinaGross
>>219072298>Blane is kinda like TJYup, a little more functioning TJ
>>219072266jet put a cap on the nepstein stuff and now it’s time to memoryhole and move on
>jet cucking blane and landon content
>>219072310she’s such a brat I love it
>>219072310she's thirsty for white boys
>>219072332tobuscus
>>219072326bongo has such a dumper on her
>>219072317if those are your 2 examples i’m thinking you’re just another crypto jimmynigger
You know what time it is BlaineCHADS?WHITE BOY FISHTANK
>making unbreakable eye contact with peopleLmao
>Landon come here>*just leaves him there and walks off*???
>>219072150they've done it a few times now, don't think anyone's had a fine all week
>>219072363elijah wood
if you arent on the blanetrain you're basically nonhuman
>>219072315ITS BLANE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. SPELL HIS FUCKING NAME RIGHT YOU RETARD. KILL YOURSELF.
>>219072351this guy reminds me of some actor
>>219072324Old school youtuber that tanked his career by being a drunk retard
>>219072298Tj if he was interesting or funny in any way
K l L L M I N T SlLLMlNTS
>>219072358youre such a pathetic brown faggot
>>219072324A massive normie youtuber (Like multiple channels with millions of subscribers) who got cancelled falsely, then lost his entire career, went schizo and just shits on liberals or something now to 10 people on twitter
>fishtank is my sport based
Laura giving me S4 Letty vibes when she was in retardtank flirting with the disabled
Bongo doesn’t understand what metaphysical means.
>>219071261>>219071261>>219071261MIGRATE >>219071261>>219071261>>219071261
>>219072380blaine
>>219072371>Prod forcing him to do a gay bit with JimCord cringe bitch
>The cringe Jimmytard vs the CHAD neet gamer
Dont bring Tobuscus’s rapist lookin ass on the show. Dude’s a mega faggot
BASHIR IS THREATENED HAHAHA
NEW>>219071261>>219071261>>219071261
BLAURA BROS WHERE WE AT
Unironically a fantastic casting choice for once Jet. This guy actually gets it.
>>219072386disgusting
>>219072025Please I wanna see the video of swat breaking down the barricade in confessional and her running out of the room covered in blood from the sniper blowing out your forehead
>>219072266Blane is naturally liked. Hes the type of freeloader we've been asking for. Laura is being astroturfed heavy.
>>219071360yet another reason he hides the clips of her being sexual to dave.
>>219072360Who is tobuscus?
>>219072324nugget status?
>I'm not autistic Lmao, clearly. He can talk and he doesn't break fucking eye contact.
>>219072432the guy talking about fishtank on twitter
>>219072432A washed up Youtuber who is unironically a rapist
>>219072363>vancevictim2018>streamstar faggot
this bitch is so annoying and can't answer one question genuinely
>>219072210Yes production runs ai for astroturfing. If you try using a really niche obscure word often in these threads youll notice the bots will pick it up
>>219072432A basedtuber that fell off when the great wokening started
>>219072386Cracks coconuts with that mouth
>>219072321She knows him already, she told him not to tell the fish
>>219072247Yea but after the lawsuit no ones willing to leak. I wouldn't be surprised if they still leak at some point though or she just caves in and does so herself.
this guys first impression was pretty strong