>This is a stock exchange there's no money to steal!>Really? Then why are you here?
Crashing this economy
>>219068390>I merely record the numbers in this column and plug it into a formula that tells me how many basedbeans I should buy every hour bro…
What was their masterplan with the heist again?
>>219068603WITH NO BAILOUTS
HOW LONG TO GET MARKET FRESH STRAWBERRIES?
>>219068949crashing bruce’s portfolio… with no survivors!
this really said a lot about society...
>>219068390Does Bane race motorcycles or sth?
Money is an idea. The only reason people want/want to steal money is because of the false value we give to it.
>>219068390>>This is a stock exchange there's no money to steal!>>Really? Then why are you here?FOR YOU
>>219068949I legitimately have no idea. I mean ultimately it was to get control of Wayne Enterprises for what's-his-name so he could give them the energy bomb thingy, but I mean, what prevents Bane just walking into Wayne Enterprises and just taking it lmao?It's just runaround shit for a mediocre action scene and subplot concerning Fagget Industries.
>>219071311nothing has any inherent value at all.things have value because people believe they have value. this subjective value is also in constant flux and entirely depends on the perspective of the individual.a bottle of water can have infinite subjective value when you are dying of thirst. or its 30 cents at walmart.money is no different than anything else.
>>219068390>I'm here to stop you
INFLATING THIS STOCK.
>>219071851>You're a big girl
>Baneposting in 2026Are we back?
>>219068390>>Really? Then why are you here?I'm here for the concert yo!Brought to you by Michael Moore TM
The world doesn't make sense. So why should we store belief in financial systems?
This movie would have been more interesting if Bane was a genuine and tragic revolutionary being manipulated by the League of Shadows.
>>219073713If Bane had been a genuine revolutionary, the movie would never have been made
>>219068949The movie is a parody of occupy protestors, the motives make no sense on purpose
>>219068390Bane would beat Trump to a pulp.
>>219068390>So people can exchange cash for commodities, business ownership, or vice versa. This is a healthy way to 'spend' money that allows people to grow their wealth or diversify their assets, which will protect them from some feral retard from a conquered tribe of rape babies coming here and shooting up the place.
The whole plot of this shitshow was retarded. Especially the whole crashing thr plane to fake the death of thr scientist. Holy shit thats retarded
>>219068949Gotham was a symbol of corruption or something so that was supposed to be the heart of that corruption or something while they took the city hostage somehow. It's a movie about a guy who dresses like a bat and punches people I don't know man
>>219068949This was stupid. Everything about this movie was stupid. What an embarassing follow-up to The Dark Knight and conclusion to the trilogy. Hathaway was good as Catwoman. Having Bruce be a fucking loser for so much of it was not interesting. A lot of it makes no sense or is just stupid.
>>219068949They expect one us in the circuit break
>>219074820Somebody get this hothead who thinks you should shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane outta here!
>>219071664they were getting control for mister razz al ghul no one ever said his name right, him or Falcone saying it like Falconey
It's a bootleg version of a Tale of Two Cities.
>>219068390If that guy stood up, he'd be towering over Bane.
>>219068743The word filter actually changes basedbeans too?testingbasedthing
>>219068390If I raise the cash rate will you die?
>hombres grandes talm bout some sumnog jizzionare(Youre being replaced by migrants)
Did Glenn die or did he just get his head slammed really hard?
>>219074820What makes me laugh, without fail, is the pilots didn't notice the fucking huge C-130 above them, Nor did they see the guys coming down from it.Bane's whole plan relied on the pilots of the CIA plane being braindead.
>>219074820>>219076510>They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother>Uh, what? Didn't we just establish that that whole flight plan was a ruse? Why would the CIA even have need to file a flight plan internally or otherwise? No offense, Big Guy, but do you really think that forensics won't be able to figure out that the plane didn't crash naturally, and that foul play was involved? I mean we're not even a very high altitude, it's likely the bodies that are riddled with bullets will be intact for the most part. Not to mention potential failsafes, like black box recordings or radio transmissions. I mean are you even sure one of Bill Wilson's men didn't radio their HQ during the fight? What of the pilot(s)? This seems like a really unnecessary sacrifice to keep up a ruse that ultimately serves no purpose...
>>219071311You don't give it value, the supply determines value (devaluation by increase). We have a debt based system, not a limited money supply pegged to hard assets.
>>219071768Retard Alert
>>219068390Is Bane wearing a... disguise? Kinda pointless when you're wearing a giant skull breathing mask
>>219072527>Let the games begin!
>>219074820>Especially the whole crashing thr plane to fake the death of thr scientist.I especially liked how just pumping a little of his blood into a dead guy the wrong race and age is supposed to make it look like he died.
>>219077988Not to mention it doesn't even make sense within the whole scheme, because how would the CIA thinking Dr. Hooknose is dead or alive lead them to the Gotham underground?
>Because I trade stocks, which hold value and control a ton of money. We don't actually keep physical cash on hand here. Are you retarded or something? Why are you wearing elevator shoes?How would Bane respond?
>>219076510Forget that. Why would you plan a mid flight heist? If bane were able to pull that off he certainly was able to do it befire the plane took off, then steal the plane. Parachute put and let it crash. And why would you even have to fake the death of Pavel? Are you telling me the League of shadows were nor able to kidnap and hide a scientist? The more i think about the plot the more retarded it gets. Nothing makes sense. Old Batman putting on a tiny knee bracelet and then being immediately capable of kicking a brickstone wall.
>>219074820Sometimes I wonder if Tenet seems incomprehensible to me because I'm just not getting the intellectual genius behind it.Then I remember that the same guy who made it came up with this completely retarded plot.
>>219079855I felt the same as you and I had to seriously lookup shit about tenet to determine if it was me failing to grasp it or if it was just a fucking stupid movie. And the more I learned about the making of it the more I literally just got upset. It basically makes 0 sense unless you understand what the artifact is from ancient greece theyre referencing, either an artifact or a design principle. And the movie assumes you know that so its not shown. Then on top of that, the plot is just as scattershot with random inane details like in dark knight rises while simultaniously being retarded and pretentious with shit like naming the main character "protagonist" what a fucking stupid movie.
>>219069089>for you
>>219079832It's hilarious when you realise the whole plan would have failed, if the CIA pilots turned just 10 degrees to the left or right.>Perhaps he's wondering why you would hijack a plane, rather than kidnap him on the ground>>219077988I'd love to see this sort of scene play out>Ok, we've got a plane crash, dead bodies, one of them Dr Pavel.>He doesn't look anything like Dr Pavel, >We found a little bit of his blood inside him, so he's Dr Pavel!
>>219068390*muffle*Sir, I don't even what the fuck you're saying. *muffle except you to muffle*You might be holding the city hostage you faggot but could take off the mask. *muffle muffle muffle muffle painful. And now you're muffle muffle muffle*If you're gonna take this seriously, just fucking speak already. *gets splatted by Bane in his ignorance for not talking properly and should of just taken off the mask*There's your unfunny post of the day in this thread.
>>219071311>Money is an idea. The only reason people want/want to steal money is because of the false value we give to it.
>>219068390Did Nolan ever explain why his movies are so fucking stupid
Top five Bane girlboss moment
>>219069584NO. NO MORE BERRIES.
>>219068390>Tom Hardy - 5'8">Glen Powell - 6'
>>219074820For me it’s the cops being trapped in the tunnel for literally months but when they are freed they are are all washed,clean shaven with pressed uniforms and slick hairNolan is a fucking hack
My answer:"Uh, I'm here for monetary wire transfers, future contracts, short selling, buying and selling commodities. No cash here breh"
>>219084249>Bane feeds the cops and then fights them laterI don't get it.
>>219068949So they kidnap a scientist because his DNA activates a nuke. Then they proceed to break Gotham apart starting by crashing the economy and making money worthless, killing the elites and rich, trapping the police, blowing the bridges that connect the city to the rest of society, releasing all the criminals and killing the Batman. That bit where he gets Gordan's confession that exposed Two-Face was more of a pleasent surprise. Just spreading terrorism. It's the same shit that Iron Man did in his first movie. And it is what Bane did in his first appearence but this shit was told in such a convoluted way when all people wanted was to see a man in spandex beat up a drugged up luchadore and fuck a female in cat fursuit.
>>219087211Its the same shit riddler tries to do in the Pattinson Batman movie. But its such a shitty plot and they keep forcing it on Streetlevel heroes. I haven't watched Daredevil but i bet this happens.
>>219074938Nolan is a retard who can't direct a coherent movie to sabe his life. TDK is just was retard and convoluted as its sequel and the only reason it's praised is because of Ledger's performance. and no,Hathaway absolutely SUCKED as Catwoman
>>219068390Crashing this stock marketWITH NO NATO
>>219084249>>219085029Bane wanted to sell the image of a benevolent communist dictator while waiting to nuke the city. So he fed the cops and only really executed the rich and open dissidents.It is the "wait to nuke the city" part that makes no sense, even from the standpoint of making Bruce suffer. Like he wouldn't be completely destroyed by seeing it and his loved ones going up in flames.
>>219085029Bane didn't free the cops
>>219084249>Nolan is a fucking hackvery much so
>>219068390hahaha god I hate this moovie. nolan fucking sux
>>219072527They expect one of us in 2012 brother
>>219074251If Karl Marx was a genuine revolutionary his works would have been destroyed and utterly wiped from human consciousness
>>219084249>all the cops go into the sewersLmao
>>219068390money isnt realwhat a shocker!
>>219071851It would be extremely gainful
>>219088895he''s an overrated pretentious dipshit
>>219074820but it looked so cool
>>219071768That’s an interesting example because for a long time people felt bottled water was a scam when it was first introduced
>>219068390>greenup>reddown>grayneutral
>>219068949"I'M IN CHARGE" guy was trying to tank the stock value of Wayne Enterprises so he could hostile-takeover it.In the process of doing this, Bruce reveals to Miranda the existence of the machine.Miranda informs Bane of the machine and turns it into the gigabomb.How they knew to keep Pavel alive for this is beyond me. Maybe they just wanted a supernuke man on hand in case something like this came up.
And why were the police barriers perfectly angled to work as motorcycle jumps
>>219091500just because im a cop doesn't mean i don't want motorcycle bros to be able to do sick jumps come on man im not a monster
The point of robbing a bank or a safe and getting away with the cash is that it's hard to trace it, the bandits would still have to do some money laundering and whatnot, but they can get away with it. There is literally nothing to steal at a stock exchange.If the point is to bypass some security measure, and transfer the money, then that would have to go under the radar to work. Even if we assume they would have to be physically there to do that hack, the moment it turns into a show, they blow out their cover. So they transfer some money numbers to another Big Guy Inc's bank account? Anyone would be able to trace that. Everyone with some money in the stocks would lawyer up and the next day, all transactions after Bane shows up would be cancelled, rightfully so and it would be like nothing happened. This movie was so stupid I kept waiting for a twist to make some sense out of this scene.
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>>219068390I'M IN CHARGE HERE!
>>219087865you just don't get it libcuck. losing money is actually based
>>219075837OnionsBasedboyBasedjak
>>219068390Finance Bros are usually more sadistic and psychopathic than Bane was portrayed in the film. That's why they're there.
>>219073713bane was a genuine revolutionary
>>219093812>woah, if I put the word "bros" after a word, that means it's bad! wowie!
TDKR is such an awful movie. God everything about it is so dumb.The nonsensical opening sceneBane being a manlet and the mask shitThe cops being trapped in the sewers for literally MONTHS, just the fact that they all swarmed in there too, fucking sillyThen all the cops running straight at Bane's guys for a fist fight even though they had automatic weapons and tanksThe bad choreography in generalThe batwing and the bomb and all the other stupid shitThen again, Batman Begins is retarded as well with the stupid ass microwave weapon nonsense that can boil water in pipes underground but doesn't boil the blood of anyone standing near it, or the fact they were pumping the drug into the pipes for days and no one in gotham ever once boiled water releasing the drug into their houses causing them to go crazy
>>219087865Considering we're only going back like 4-4 months it's not that badThe rally between last April and December was insane bro, we're still much better off than the dumb brown camel you dumb commie
The connection to the GermanWings plane crash will always be hilarious.
One of the funniest parts of the plane scene is the two CIA guys beating up the hooded, handcuffed men.
>>219077608> ... f-for you
>>219068390>what was the point?
>>219091615We're going to march into the Federal Reserve and steal all their Judaism
>>219079832Dr Pavel refused Bane’s offer in favor of CIA’s. He had to find out what he told them.
