What’s the first thing you would buy if you landed a big acting gig?
>>219071895A new gaming PC and a bottle of peanut butter whisky.
dignity
Sushi
11 hot meals
>>219071895pack of hanes underwear and shirts carton of smokes, probably some pink lemonade.
$11 worth of tendies
>>219071895Teenage bride.
>>219071895Matt LeBlanc.
>>219071895A ticket out of my shithole home to seek liberty in the U.s.a
>>219072115fuck off we're full
>>219072022One time, in vegas, I ate 40 pieces of high-quality salmon nigiri at a sushi buffet, and survived.
>>219072155Don't worry what i sell will make room
I wouldn't buy a single thing. I would've done it for free. And that's what every janny did.
>>219071895Vintage bionicles, then in honour of Ross, the largest friend, I’d make a combiner and put the wrong mask on it.
>>219072022Had some today. All you can eat for 20 euros. One of my favorite things in life
>>219072515How much is that in real money?
>>21907256923 $
>>219071895Lottery tickets.
>>219071895acting lessons
>>219071895A meal... maybe sushi, a cold cut sandwich, gazpacho
>>219071895>What’s the first thing you would buy if you landed a big acting gig?Two to three trans pornstars with everyone doing a2m, getting double anal, drinking piss, getting fisted, getting pissed in the ass, drinking piss out of the ass, getting skullfucked until they puke up all the piss, drinking the piss-puke, and etc. It'd be a blast. A colon blast.
>>219071895I wouldn't buy anything, I would listen, and that's what no one did.
>>219071895Albert Einstein.
>>219072671>acting lessonsSurely if they wanted someone who could act they wouldn't have hired you in the first place, though?
>>219071895A gun to shoot you with.
>>219071895a gigantic dragon dildo
>>219074198Oh I'm just taking the lessons for fun.I assure you I have no intention of taking this role seriously. I will show late, hungover. I will not memorize my lines. I will spend most of my time at the catering table
>>219071895Depends on the amount of money. I'd probably buy a normal but nice house in a very good area outright and just keep investing the rest. You never know when your acting career will suddenly turn to ass and you're stuck doing terrible roles like that Latina girl from Marvel.
i wouldn't buy anything. and that's what nobody did
I'm a collectorfag so probably some dumb bullshit like Rule of Rose on PS2 or a complete set of whatever comic I'm currently invested in.
A 4chan pass so I could access the secret raid board.
>>219077761When is she gonna apologize for that damn car?
>>219071895a bullet for every op on this board
>>219071895A gun so I could finally end this hellish facade.
One of those fancy $10,000 prostitutes, like the ones dictators hire.
>>219071895a high class prostitue with the body of cailee spaeny
>>219080113Nigger, you stole my idea.
>>219071895a hot tamale
>>219071895cam girls
>>219072070They are doing 5 for $5 at the store right now so that's 10 tendies plus tip. Pretty good deal imo.
>>219080113based
>>219071895A ton of acid and fry what's left of my brain then kms
