>>219077251
>abandons his dedicated hobby for mediocre pussy
this movie was anti-autism propaganda

I am now 10 years away. I vow to lose my virginity before age 40 or cut my dick off and troon out. Whichever comes first.

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>>219077251
I have a bodycount of 1, I might as well be a virgin.

>>219077251
4 more years

There is not one documented case of a man living past the age of 35 and not having had sexual relations at least once.
I get it's a comedy movie and you need suspension of disbelief but there is only so far you can push it.

>>219077557
Wilt Chamberlain would disagree with you.

>>219077251
I've had women actively trying to get me in to bed but I somehow subconsciously sabatoge it. I think I'm scared of knocking up some rando. I've gotten oral and made out with girls and fingered a few but I just won't stick my dick in them.

>>219077251
I've got 20 years. I'm in the safe zone

>>219077892
I don't get it? he fucked a lot of bitches

>>219077251
What-- a grown man in his forties with a group of guy friends that hang out on the regular? Pure fable.

>>219077251
what would a remake of this look like in 2026?

>>219080899
anime, vtubers/female e-girl streamers, more videogames, more comicslop

>>219077251
No, even ugly-ass roasties with kids think they deserve better than the guy portrayed in the movie.

>>219077298
I am also 10 years away and I think you should not do that.

>>219078305
Fuck.

i dont know whats more overrated and not funny, the movie or the meme of posting this over and over

>>219077251
What a unique and creative thread OP! Never seen any like this before.

>>219077298
I’m 2 years past 40. I’ve had a blowjob where I didn’t jizz and an escort in Vegas that gave me a blow and boobjob until I jizzed on her boobies but I’ve never stuck it in a vagina. The funny thing is I don’t feel like I’ve missed out.

>>219077251
3 more days, bros, and i'll be a double wizard

>>219077911
Your penis has major anxiety issues bro

>>219080899
Hilarious and extremely relevant to the many forever alone men that didn't exist 20 years ago.

>>219077251
It happened to me but I’m non-verbal autistic and can only communicate by loud grunts and retard howls so I kinda don’t count as a real human being anyway I think retards aren’t supposed to have sex

>>219080899
Allegedly zoomers hate sex so they wouldn't understand what's the big deal.

>>219084426
Yet you have the fine control to type out perfectly coherent 4chan posts?

It does.
t. 42

>>219085174
you can understand that babbling retard? i think you might be the tism whisperer

>>219082228
>I think you should not do that
Whatever. This life ain't shit and people ain't shit

>>219077251
its happening this year and I don't care

>>219078305
this was before the internet was really good.

>>219084493
nah, we just dont put it in a pedestal like you millennial simps

It made sense back then but today with dating apps its basically impossible unless you're completely undesirable or your standards are too high. The ugly/fat dating app girl will give you a desperation-match and will date you. Wanna date someone whos more your looks-match? Well thats a different problem but staying a virgin until 40 will only happen if you completely put 0 effort into it in our day and age.

>>219077251
damn only 20 more years

>>219077557
I also have a bodycount of 1: my wife. She's currently pregnant, too.
I refuse to fuck random whores.

I'm probably going to lose my virginity to a bunch of Japanese escorts whenever I get better at the language and get enough money for a trip. I think they escorts are quite cheap, like around $120.
I'm excited honestly. I'm in very good shape now, so the idea of a cute Japanese girl running her small hands down my muscles sounds kino, and I have a 7 incher, so I hope they're impressed somewhat.
If I can't get a gf and marry and such, then at least I wanna experience getting STDs in Shinjuku.

>>219077911
Just use a condom, Einstein.

>>219077886
I am 36 anon.

>>219089821
Just admit that you're on so many SSRIs that your drive is below 0, zoomzoom

>>219090055
good lad, also does your wife have any non fat single female friends?

>>219090067
Can you speak the language? Being tall which you have a cheat code on as a white man? and having a nice face which you re probably failing on let's be real. Are the other two requirements.

>>219090067
In that case why wait until you go to Japan? Start doing martial arts, there's plenty of Asian chicks you can talk to when you all hang out after class - honestly, doing karate was the best option for me when it comes to dating.

>>219090102
She does, although one is a lesbian and my wife refuses to believe that.

>>219090067
you will pay more as a foreigner.

>>219090106
I've been learning quite rapidly. Already know kana, some kanji, learn words everyday and such.
I'm 6ft, and my face is okay I guess. I have big eyes, maybe they find that cute.

Either way, who cares. I'm paying them for their services. These women probably have to deal with fat bastards everyday.
>>219090133
I like boxing, but the only boxing gym here is super expensive and pretty empty from the looks of it. So I just spar alone with the bag at my gym lol.
No karate gyms to speak of.

>>219090210
Probably still cheaper than where I live.
Here you get to sleep with ugly 30yo whales for $300 an hour. Exciting...

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>>219077886
ENTER

>>219077251
I lost my virginity at 32 under peer pressure from a Skype group of 4Channers I used to chat with, it can absolutely happen if someone has mental health problems (depression in my case) and alienation sets in.
And it wasn't yet a time of worldwide incel crisis and extreme howflation.
Maybe it was a bit on the extremely uncommon at the time of filming, now it would not be so far fetched

>>219091106
>Maybe it was a bit on the extremely uncommon at the time of filming
>at the time of filming
The fuck?

>>219077251
i used to have a lot of sex but i haven't gotten laid by anyone other than an ex (which doesn't count) in 3 years except for one blow job that doesn't count so now im back to being a virgin and im 32 so ill hit this soon

>>219091129
the movie is from 2005, if you're young you don't have the slightest idea how much the world and social dynamics changed in the meantime.
I thought ppl here were more aware though

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why do normalfags always act so shocked whenever a guy is an adult virgin? they're always like "wow dude you must be actively avoiding pussy wtf is wrong with you" but it's actually very easy to end up this way.

>be soft spoken, quiet guy who mostly keeps to himself
>don't have much of a social life or go anywhere or do anything besides work
>don't use dating apps or have social media presence
being a virgin is the default path for most men, and a lot of us are just too lazy/scared to diverge from that path

>>219091436
>being a virgin is the default path for most men
are most men really so coward? normalfags arent like that

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>>219091436
Don't forget: Autism, Internet porn, and Alcohol/Drugs
Shit is going to blow up when lonely guys account for something like 50% of the male population.
Either way not my problem, I have escapism, let the world crumble.

>>219077251
35. haven't kissed or held hands with a girl let alone sex. it's very real and it's only getting more common.

>>219089997
I'd rather be a 40 year old virgin than fuck a fat chick I have no attraction to. I've never got the "lower your standards" thing. You don't choose what you find attractive. Having sex with something that repulses you just to say you're not a virgin is even more pathetic than being the virgin

>>219084426
Yeah it’s called natural selection. Humans aren’t exempt from this.

>>219077251
I got 8 years left. Considering going back to college and plowing 19 year olds

>>219090055
Based

>>219092786
>Not my problem

haha.... imagine being a 40 year old virgin haha couldn't be me in just 2 years haha lmao no way that's gonna be me lmfao haha......

>>219077251
Get off my board, normie.

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>>219077251
>>219077298
>>219080899
They should remake 40 days and 40 nights but instead of now sex it would be something like no gooning or no fapping.

IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE A DOCUMENTARY
EVEN IN THIS MOVIE STEVE CARREL IS MORE SUCCESSFUL AND LIVES IN HIS OWN APARTMENT ON HIS OWN NOT WITH HIS PARENTS HAS HIS OWN HOBBIES, IS FINANCIALLY WELL ENOUGH OFF AND GETS TO FLIRT WITH MULTIPLE WOMEN IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR!

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>>219077251
>2020
>start talking to a girl a ton
>3 months in feel like I'll finally get a gf and ask her if she wants to go out and shit
>she hesitates and says she'll let me know
>end up just not talking anymore
>2022
>meet new girl
>she starts texting me a ton and sending me reels and shit
>2-3 months in decide to make stronger moves to show her I'm interested
>she hesitates and distances herself from me
>2023 get a job after being a 4 year NEET
>girl talks to me a ton at work
>asks for my number and socials first
>literally talk every fucking day on the phone for like half the day
>talk til like 2am too
>this one felt different and feel like 2024 was finally gonna be my year and get my first fucking kiss at 29
>we go out a couple times to hang out after work but it was never a date but at same time she flirted heavy with me
>around summer she mentions her ex who cheated on her is talking to her again
>we're nothing so I can't be mad
>she starts talking less to me and I'm randomly blocked on like instagram
>tell her why
>she says her ex went through her phone and got mad we talk all the time
>like 5 months pass and she says she's over him
>find out she hooked up with some other fucking faggot at work
>tell her that I liked her and how she could never see, why did we talk so much and all that other shit
>"I guess I never noticed"

It always feels like I'm so fucking close to something and then it just gets fucked up, I don't get it. I'm 30 now and never even kissed a fucking girl, but stupid incel looking faggots get a chance all the time somehow, I just want to fucking die already I'm tired of this shit and I'm tired of how fucking stupid and retarded girls are

>>219077251
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/filename/51CDRP5ZGFL._AC_UF894%2C1000_QL80_.jpg/

Inceldom was always shitskin/east asian shit but now whites have to deal with it because of jews/hypergamy kek

>>219094663
>3 months in
>2-3 months in

>>219094757
>ask girl out immediately after 2 days
>they complains you're coming on too strong
>wait a month or two
>LOL TOO LATE LOSER you should have done it within a couple days I moved on now
Why the fuck are they like this?

>>219094940
>they complains you're coming on too strong
>they complains
They complain because you're an ugly disgusting brownoid.

No way can someone who works dead end retail can afford all his stuff.

>>219095122
It was a different time

>>219094966
Browns have to rely on arranged marriage, when they try to run "game" like whites and niggers they fail miserably

>>219095122
Credit cards

>>219095122
Why? It's not like he spent his money on anything else other than his hobbies.

>>219080899
The 80 year old virgin

>>219077251
43 next month and still going strong

Back off bitches

>>219094966
I'm not brown and if I wasn't attractive then why do girls always approach me first and give me their fucking numbers all just so I can ask them out and they say no?

25, i plan to lose it with a prostitute if i things don't change when i'm 30

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>told myself I'd put myself out there and actively try to start dating once I got a car, a job, and my own place
>avoiding dating/trying to get laid for years because of this

>tfw now that I have all those things I still have the same anxiety, insecurity, self-loathing as I did when I was a NEET who lived with his parents

I think I fucked myself over by not dating when I was a broke loser because now the insecurity stemming from my inexperience prevents me from actually trying even though I have my shit together

>>219095399
bro, prostitutes want credentials to see clients now, hope you have a job and reference lmao

Me in 3 years and one month. Last time I hit on a girl was 10 years ago and I loathe the idea of fucking a hooker.

>>219095398
You aren't attractive, if you were then you wouldn't spend several months being friendzoned.

>>219091201
The fifty-year period between 1960-2010 was probably the easiest time ever in human history to get laid. For example if you ever watch a documentary about serial killers from like the 1980s, they could get hot girls to get into their cars and follow them home in under an hour, no questions asked. These guys weren’t even hot they were average at best, and they could score just by existing and like buying the girl a beer or something. This wouldn’t be possible in any other era before or after, it was like the California Gold Rush of pussy.

>>219095399
I lost mine at 26, don't give up

>>219094261
why would college woman fuck a 30 year old limp dick loser when she could fuck plenty of virile 20 year old frat bros and quarterbacks?

>>219077298
I lost my virginity at 42. Don't do it anon

>>219095454
Yeah cause girls just randomly talk all day with dudes they think are ugly as fuck.

>>219077557
>>219082481
>>219091138
You are chad normalfag sex-havers. GTFO of this thread, you normies.

>>219095122
>no way someone can afford 3-5 limited edition toys a year for years if not decades on end
Shut the fuck up retarded zoomer.

>>219095830
That is quite literally what they do.

>>219095122
I was pretty consistently buying pokemon cards that weren’t exactly cheap for 5 years in retail. Just have to budget.

>>219095122
Your average sperg with no gf/wife or social life has way more disposable income than a normie.

>>219094663
3 months? lol wtf that's ridiculous.

>>219077251
WAKE UP
GO ON PUT ON A LITTLE MAKE UP
I DONT THINK YOU CRUST
IN
MY
SELF RIGTHEOUS ANAL SEX

>>219077251
this guy was actually happy in his little bubble, his worries came only when normies tried to infiltrate in his personal life.

that sense of emptiness in a mans life cant be filled just with pussy

>>219095830
They do. It also means they see you as a non-sexual entity (loser).

>>219077298
i lost it at 21 with an escort.
if it doesnt happen in hgh school or college its over.
i would be a wizard now if i waited for it to happen

>>219090098
Nah what we dont want sex in movies because us zoomers are alrrady banging your women irl just look up the news. Meanwhile you milennial simps would willingly castrate yourself just to play super mario.

>>219097254
esl

>>219090067
I got a few whores in Osaka, I know literally no japanese. Its cheap too, about $150 for an hour.

>>219095400
Nah you're playing mind games with yourself

>>219095703
Because they want mature older guys with money and a life and experience, not boys like you.

>>219077251
It's going to happen to me in 2 years. I'm not fucking joking.

>>219097356
I like how it's super easy to tell
>Because they are typing very much trying to be precise like this as I am typing and it also seems like I am trying to give you dyslexia

>>219077251
Everyone forgets he almost had sex a bunch of times throughout the movie

>flashback getting a blowjob as a teenager from the girl with giant braces that hurts his dick
>other flashback with girl with big tits who laughs at him for busting in his pants
>escort his friends got him that ends up being a tranny and they end up playing video games for an hour instead
>drunk girl that pukes on him
>nympho girl that would have fucked anyone, and did fuck 2 of his friends

A long series of such humiliating experiences would cause anyone to avoid sex for a long time. It doesn't take much, especially if it happens as a teenager.

>>219097676
Mature older Chads, not 32 year old maladjusted immature manchild virgins that have less money, life or experience than the average 12 year old

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Honestly, as much as I would probably enjoy the sex and cuddling, to me the part that I would like to experience the most, is the feeling of being desired. Of having a cute girl aggressively grope me and cop feels at my arms and tell me how much she wants my benis.
But I've gotten zero mires ever since I've gotten in really good shape and can count with one hand the times a girl has smiled back at me, so I'm probably too ugly to ever experience this.
Sigh...

>>219091436
>>don't have much of a social life or go anywhere or do anything besides work
not true, you can engage in a lot of interests and activities but if they're male-dominated you wont meet girls through them
>>dating apps/social media
literally a humiliation ritual

>>219094575
this was when you could afford an apartment while living alone and working a shitty job as an 'associate' at a big box store.

>>219080899
the premise of the movie is that he never really tried.
a 2026 version would be him being a virgin despite having tried a lot to get laid.

I don't even want to have sex, I just want to be loved.

>>219099337
>I just want to be loved.
Get a dog.

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How do you take a bra off confidently

>>219082432
The latter

>>219077298
you live in a world where a week of working minimum wage would earn enough to pay for it.
im convinced you are all virgins by choice. granted most of the women i fucked were no prize, but they were real in my arms and it was enjoyable. i paid for it three times and it was definitely not peak, but 1/3 was worthwhile.

>>219084426
Your mommy and later your sister are supposed to give you demeaning handjobs and maybe some trotting buttjobs

>>219100006
Hookers don’t count buddy you’re still an incel too

If it didn't "just happen organically" for you by college, you will most likely have to purchase it.
Me? I'm happier keeping the money and fucking my hand.
t. lvl 42 wizard

I'm 27 years old and a virgin.

>>219100073
i fucked other women retard.
i almost hit double digits. one of them was really hot, but the best was a petite single mom with an average body. her pussy was like velvet and i fucked her probably over a hundred times in the two years we were together. unfortunately by then i was such a deeply troubled person it didnt last. we had no problems in the bedroom.

>>219089997
I've had tinder, bumble and hinge installed for about two years now and my standards are as low as they get because I have no issue with them and actually find chubby weird chicks cute and I get, like, one match a month that usually unmatches instantly. I've gotten as far as getting a girl's instagram once but the convo fizzled out.

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>>219100073
>Hookers don’t count
incel cope.
you are literally too afraid to even pay a woman for sex.
honestly appalling.

>>219100252
If you have never gotten a woman to fuck you without paying for it, you are by definition an incel. Sorry to break it to you but you’re in the same boat as they are.

>>219089997
actually online "dating" was easier, high status/hot guys weren't doing it and it was a way for lonely people to find someone real to fuck. i got laid a few times the way.
now its 100pc geared to the most looksmaxxing neurotypical dudes and is primarily a sellers (ie women) market. everyone concept of what is considered acceptable has been ruined by comparison with unrealistic examples amplified by social media and youtube. you can still get lucky but the odds are much lower. with how atomized society is, you would do better investing in not looking horrid and talking to real women.

I'm 37 and I'm still a virgin. I'll either lose my virginity in the next three years or I'll kill myself before reaching 40. No other option available.

>>219100189
>even in your madeup fanfic fantasies where you have sex with women you can only pull busted single moms
Sad!

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>>219100509
keep coping, you are not just definitionally incorrect but also a sad indictment of this sorry place and the men who are terminally online.
since you are committed to never being inside a woman, this will be my final world on the subject.

>>219095400
For me in the same situation (30s, my own place, "fuck you"-money etc.) it's the opposite - i now feel TOO secure.
Now there's a realization that no woman that isn't already taken is worth the time, money or effort.

Why would I give up half my time, freedom and hard earned wealth for some aging used goods hussy that likely has heavy mental baggage that's prevented her from getting a partner already?

Idk, the whole human pairing thing just doesn't work in modern culture.
As a young guy you have nothing women want.
Once you're older and you do, the women are no longer worth your time.

>>219100691
>tranimeposting incel thinks xe can lecture other people about sex
Classic. You know the average 14 year old male has been on a date and had a kiss at least already? A literal underage child that can’t legally hold a full time job or vote has more life experience than you

>>219082819
>that didn't exist 20 years ago.
True Forced Loneliness were the forever alone/incels. they were around on youtube in 2008... so 18 years

>>219091201
i was 17 when it came out and i knew this was how i'd end up, now 38 and never even held a conversation with a woman that wasnt at and about work. yes shit has changed and its so much worse now but lets not pretend that just because it was easier 20 years ago that doesn't mean everyone was fucking

>america: land of the free
>cant get free sex
>cant get paid sex
>has to pick between going to mexico,philippines or a single mother
truly pathetic

>>219077251
It was predicative programming for the neet incel epidemic the jews had created

>>219087954
I thought I was the oldest guy that posted here

>>219077251
I'm not becoming rich based on a toy collection, that's for sure.

>>219099337
Women will never love you the way you would love them.

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I'm thinking of killing myself but before that, I was thinking I'd max out any debts I can and offer some girl from chaturbate that has like 20 viewers lifechanging amounts of cash (for her country anyway) to fly her over here so we can go on a small vacation together and pretend we're a couple.

>>219099125
You can do it, anon. I was in the same position as you, feeling like I was too ugly, self esteeem pretty low though working out helped to not have it plummet completely.
Eventually I met a cute girl who also had a self esteem issue.
The first time I told her she is cute, she replied with "so are you". I held my breath for a few seconds, waiting her to go "lol" or show any signs of sarcasm, but she truly meant it.

>>219101611
No, wait. They'd come after her to collect the debt. I don't wanna do that. Fuck. I can't even do that.

>>219101611
kill her too

I don't believe any of you "just hire a prostitute" people have actually hired a prostitute before.

>>219100242
Get bumble premium and super swipes to get in front of the queue. It's still a game of attrition but at least you increase your odds.
I get very little likes and it's always from chicks I wouldn't date, so super swipes expose me to the chicks I like.

>>219101611
why not offer a real woman that money instead. she might even have sex with you for being so generous.
believe it or not some women realize having sex is a reward for men.

>>219101736
I actually tried paying for all three apps for a month and saw literally no change.

>>219101789
Cause I'm afraid to approach women irl or else I wouldn't be in this awful situation.
I don't even want to have sex with her if she doesn't want to. I realize I'd still be using her emotionally and that's bad, too, but I just want someone to share some time with, really.

>>219101724
you text them, give them a picture to show you arent black or indian, shower and dress in clean clothes. arrive with the money. or pay them to come to you.
its literally that easy, but asian massage parlors are probably a better first step, the up-front costs are lower, the women are nicer, and even if you dont get offered more, you get a nice massage.

>>219077251
Yep..like I'm 28 and I've never been on a date, let alone had a girlfriend. We are out there.

>>219101828
You have to play the long game.
When matching, usually I only like every 20th girl or so.
Out of 20 super swipes usually just one is a match, and out of those only a subset end up in swapping phone numbers.

What's worse being a virgin despite trying (incel) or being a virgin because you've been too terrified to ever approach anyone?

I'm the latter category, at 35 I'm a kissless virgin because I never ever tried.

>>219102458
the former; being a sad volcel is just laziness. even ugly guys get pussy.

>>219102458
I don't really know what trying entails. All my friends never had to do crazy shit like hit on randos at a bar or whatever shit andrew tate types say. They just naturally hit it off with some girl at uni or work and it happened. I've tried as in I tried being friendly to the point of being clingy in uni and I still try to be as sociable as I can at work but I've never seen a girl look at me with that 'spark' other people describe. I've never had a conversation with a girl that didn't feel like pulling teeth after a while until I knew I was just bothering her.

how the fuck are you even supposed to meet women nowadays

>>219102528
the former at least has a shot at eventually losing it because he keeps trying, and has a drive to try at it. He's not a scared pussy.
>laziness
I just told you it's from anxiety, not laziness

Guys be honest. I'm a 33 year old virgin sperg still living with my parents and have only ever worked part time jobs. Is it too late to turn my life around, or have I missed out on the developmental years needed to live a normal life

>>219102892
I moved from home at 31, which was 3 years ago and in that time I'm still a virgin but I feel like I've turned many things around compared to how I was before. Then again I was a neet before I moved home and now I have my first job.

I still doubt I'll lose my virginity, but it seems less like an impossibility than before. I just don't have the sexual drive for it, I never had it, I'm not like other guys that obsess over pussy and needing a partner. Maybe I'm a fag deeply in the closet.

>>219102892
Anon I'm a little younger than you but in the same spot and what I've decided to believe lest I go insane is that as long as you're alive, you are one lucky day away from your life changing. All it takes is the one girl whose brain is fucked up enough to find you cute running into you at work and you not fucking up. It happened to me and I did fuck it up or I wouldn't be in this thread so I know it can happen. It'll never make up for lost time. We pissed our 20's away and that's done and gone and a darn shame but we got ~50 more years to live if we're lucky so as we got hope, it CAN happen.
Though if you ask me the same question after 10pm I'd tell you I'll kill myself this very instant.

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>35 years old kissless hugless virgin
>never met my father
>my mom dumped me at my grandmother's place when I was 8, haven't seen her since
>never was bullied but also never really had any friends in school, the day it was over I never spoke to any of my classmates again
>the only phone numbers saved on my phone that are not default are my grandmother (dead for 6 years now), my doctor and my boss
honestly it's pretty cool, I like to pretend I'm not human but an outside observer in my mind, since I don't get anything about stuff most people care about

>>219102751
i also have anxiety but that didnt stop me.
its not comfortable dealing with strangers. it will never be comfortable.

I'm gonna start a customer facing job I'm dreading next week as exposure therapy cause I'm getting to the self harm phase of my despair and it's either gonna go terribly wrong and I'll get fired (bad scenario), won't change anything in helping me be more social cause I'll be going through routine interactions with customers (most likely outcome) or I'll meet the girl of my life at that job.

>>219103392
not to discourage you but I've been working customer facing jobs for almost a decade and I'm still a neurotic anxious virgin

turns out, asking customers if they want a receipt or directing them to the right aisle is not the same thing as flirting with a woman and hoping she'll let you get in her pants

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>>219103487
Damn

>>219077251
>be me
>36yo kissless hugless touchless virgin
>dont have any friends and never had any
>never had a job
>never been to uni
>never been on a date
>no woman has ever shown any interest at all
>never bothered trying anything because I already knew how it would end

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my biggest fear is how the fuck am i supposed to transition from almost three decades of being alone and living a life of complete solitude to being in a relationship with another person? like how do you go from spending entire weekends not saying a single word to having another person in your life you're supposed to communicate with regularly? and not only communicate with, but make time for and consider the needs of?

even if by some miracle a girl knocked on my door and asked to be my gf, my lack of confidence and my insecurity would almost certainly ruin the relationship.

>>219103243
If I could I would give you a long and firm hug.

>>219103297
It didn’t stop you because you are normal, or have a normal brain. You kept at it because of an innate drive that made you go for it. For me anxiety won and so I never dared.

>>219103821
bro no offense but what were you doing all that time?
>>219103850
use girls as stepping stones. One that will teach you how to kiss, one how to fuck and one how to feel. God speed anon

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>most anons ITT have valid reasons for being virgins, like they were abused/molested as a kid, came from a broken home, or other serious trauma

>my excuse is just that I'm a shy, anxiety-ridden, probably on the spectrum pussy who squandered his youth on 4chan and never learned how to flirt with or court girls

It's weird because I'm fairly accomplished and normal aside from this blight of never having a gf. I got my driver's license, went to school, grad school, worked various jobs yet relationships and intimacy with women still eluded me the whole time.

>inb4 you're just ugly
i'm not a model but i'm not "never had a gf at 25" ugly either

I got molested and it basically turned me into a deeply repressed bisexual that never did anything with either gender.

I’ve feared intimacy and strangers my whole life. I used to get panic attacks when my parents left me with my grandparents or aunt, probably on account of getting diddled at a family event lol

>>219104506
I'm sorry, anon.

>>219077251
>Give up your hobbies for pussy!
Terrible message.

>>219104193
Same. I did have a gf at 18 tho, but I didn't fuck her. Don't see how it would have changed anything. I might have undiagnosed autism.
Did your parents show physical affection?

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>not shy
>not scared of women
>can talk with anybody
>still a 30 yo virgin
I guess my choice of women was always terrible.

You guys are pathetic lmao

>>219104986
Y-you too.

>>219104809
>Did your parents show physical affection?
Yes, although relationships/sex were generally taboo growing up and they would always tease me ("looks like anon's got a girlfriend!") whenever I talked to or played with any girls, which made me embarrassed to express any sort of romantic interest in girls so that probably has something to do with it

>>219103243
hang on Anon

>>219105257
Interesting. Were they overprotective?

>>219104506
I got molested at age 3 and I turned into a. AGP troon for a while but as I got older the effort I had to put into my image was too much and I detransitioned.

>>219104193
>He has an excuse
I'm just lazy and simply don't care.