Realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation?
>>2190775971) Holy shit, IM alive2) Holy shit this place is amazing3) I miss my family4) accept defeat and chill there until rescued5) never EVER building a raft and taking my chances at sea, thats fucking retarded and scariest thing ever
>>219077597Panic, make the typical "HELP" sign, stay alive for a few weeks and probably just surrender to the elements or some wound infection.
Die
>>219077597>build a cabin on high ground>distill fruit and sugar cane into liquor >hide from planes >fuck coconuts all day
>>219077732This guy gets it
>>219077597I've been trained to survive on similar situations, but I'd probably kill myself. Life without pleasure isn't worth living.
>>219077597I wouldn't do anything and that's what no one did.
>>219077597Id listen to the ocean in a conch shell and that's what no one else did
>>219077732Based take, what does civilization had to offer you once you've taken the islandpill? No taxes no responsabilities other than getting your belly full and goon all day drawing hentai bitches in the sand
>>219077767You can just jerk off and do some primitive survival shit while making a journal. That's like saying you'd die without a phone.
>>219077597Why didn't he just walk over to where the holiday resort was?
find a mermaid to have sex with
>>219077597Bang on the hatch until the light comes on
>>219077597die
>>219077597Best time to fuk kids trafficked to the island without the world knowing.
>look for resources>hurt self>slowly die>really really miss video games and internet
>>219077597I'd die. I'd fuckin die. Are you happy OP?
>>219078366...kinda.
SOOOOOOBONGO BONGO BONGO I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE THE CONGO OH NO NO NO NO NOBINGO BANGO BONGO IM SO HAPPY IN THE JUNGLE I REFUSE TO GOOO
>>219078361This is accurate
>>219078386Great. You wanna talk about the themes of the movie or some shit?
>>219077597probably goon
>>219077732>>219077597this but fishgussyalsomaking seinfield skits all day>BUT KRAMER THE CRAB ALWAYS WALKS UP THE BEACH>Yeah Jerry, that's because of the seagulls
>>219078421But... you're dead.
Goon on the beach
It's a metaphor innit? He is in a relationship with a mid. He gets a four year vacation to find himself. He heads straight into another relationship with a mid. He has learned nothing about himself that he didn't already know.Kafkaesque.
>>219077597kill wife
This movie mandella effects and shiiet.I remember watching it and the wife was the one who was basically wanting to run away with caveman in the car at the end but caveman says "you have a family now, etc etc" and she goes back inside.But when rewatching, hes actually the cuck that basically tries to lure her away from her new husband and kids and she turns him down xD
>>219078480>seinfield
>>219078611Are you confusing when they first speak to each other and after they kiss in the rain?
>>219078708uhh maybe
Whoa
>>219078217>That's like saying you'd die without a phoneI'd probably kill myself in my current life without technology, people or slop food. Literally no point in living if you don't have at least one of those.
>Wilson! Wilson!My name is Voit, dumbass.
>>219077597no rent babywe all good
finally no more faggots now i am the king
>>219077597I'd eventually cut myself somewhere, get a nasty infection and die
>>219077732>>219077760>>219078390>>219078480The closer you get to death the more real she becomes islandbros
>>219077661This so much thisAnd face fuck Wilson when the need arose
>plant a coconut tree in a specific spot easily visible from the sea outside>save all for my turds for a few years while the tree grows tall>construct a massive effigy of myself out of my own stool with a gigantic sign next to it, upon which I will write in red berry dye "I HUNGER">rig a boulder up to the top of the palm tree next to my fecal goliath with a rope tied to the soil next to me, in such a manner so that once released it won't be obvious that the boulder was rigged up there>let loose the boulder and have it crush my skull
>>219078611I swear there was a scene where it actually shows him throwing the log dummy thing off the cliff. there was even a trivia on IMDB that has since been deleted saying it was originally in the movie but I cannot find it anywhere.
>>219078611wtf are you talking about
>>219077597I would've been dead in about a week.
>>219077767You very quickly adapt to find pleasure in your surroundings.
>>219078611>hes actually the cuck that basically tries to lure her away from her new husband and kids and she turns him down xDHe never tries luring her away you sperg
>>219077597Devote myself to enlightenment, if im lucky some benevolent entity will help me get rescued
>>219077597Apparently I live there for four years before deciding what to do.I don't know what the fuck they were thinking with that time gap
>>219077661I would make a raft to go steal a woman, then come back to comfy island.
>>219080029There's a scene of him retrieving the rope with the log dummy attached iirc
>>219077597chances are I'd die of malnutrition and mercury poisoning from eating so much coconut and crab and nothing else. it's a pretty fucked scenario
A film I can never rewatch. The cucking at the end is too brutal for me. The feeling of time passing you by and your girl moved on and got impregnated by another man… too brutal
>>219078611I remember there being a scene where he attempts to commit suicide and fails. turns out it's only referenced in passing
>>219083192How is it cucking? Everyone thought he was dead, he was in a plane crash in the remote pacific.
>>219083192He gets his own cute southern gal at the end doesn't he?
>>219083288Does he? All he did was deliver a package to her.
>>219077597Jerk off
>>219083288he kills his wife during the credit roll
>>219083738Don't we all?
>>219083229She was already cheating on him before he even went missing.
>>219077597rape
>>219077597Try and figure out a way to get rescued so I can sign up to die for Israel. I'll follow Trump and Netanyahu wherever they take us. MAGA.
>>219077597Paint a satanic reference on a dodgeball and fuck it to sleep every night Bash my teeth in with a rock Make a raft out of back hair and sticksObivously
>>219078169Dentistry?
>>219077597Sea Turtles.
>>219078340The Wilson ball represents ripped off faces of children.
>>219077597Make a 1:1 recreation of Besaid Island from FFX and wait for my Yuna lookalike wife to wash ashore and live out our lives in paradise.
>>219077800This is the first time I’ve seen this meme used in a thread where I didn’t want to kill the person posting it and I actually laughed.
>>219078169>>219078508>>219078455
>>219077597masturbate
>>219077597trying to make some kind of jungle fruit onahole
>>219077597becoming blond apparently
>>219077597die from dehydration, malnutrition and scurvy
>>219078169The guy knocked his tooth out with a skate. Wtf are you talking about? You realize he probably would have died doing that too don’t you? He had no way to treat the infection and no way to extract the base of the tooth, not to mention the agony of the roots left in there.
The woman forcing herself to stay with her husband in the end was bullshit. That marriage is effectively ruined now regardless. She knows the man she really loves is someone else and the husband knows it too. She's going to constantly wish that she were with the other guy, and the husband will feel emotionally cucked because he knows she's thinking that. They're better off divorcing.
>>219088177She was thinking about her kids while you only think about yourself.
>>219088177If you think the person you love is dead and years pass it's not strange at all to love another person.Luckily in real life it never happens that the supposedly dead comes back to life, but if it did it would create a serious emotional conflict.You either go back to your first love or not, you can't possibly know what decision you would take but it's true you would be a mess anyway.
>>219077661Yeah this. I would not go out to sea, that seems like suicide. I don't know how to navigate or sail.I would also build a more visible SOS sign. Search and Rescue would rely more heavily on satellite imaging in the current day. Some smartphones can talk directly to satellites too, for emergency calls. I'd probably buy one of those if I was flying a lot.
>>219077661after a week without 4chan you'd go insane and drown yourself
>>219078269Cast Away ruined lost for me. Like why is Hurley still so fat after 3 months of living off fish and mangoes?
>>219077597there's no such thing as an untouched tropical paradise in this world.worst cliche.
>>219088655Sometimes I got the feeling Lost wasn't entirely believable.Not sure why.
>>219077597Jack off
>>219088655Isn't it literally a magic island?I wish someone would make a Lost without mystery box magic nonsense.
>>219077597I would probably die of dysentery.
>>219077597suicide on day one
>>219088710This was back in season 1 obviously, before the hatch, the time travelling, Jacob and the unknown energy source that needed protecting.
>>219088749how you gon have an Oregon trail death on a tropical island blud ong fr
>>219086359You have a disease.
>>219087969Tribal people have teeth fall out of their mouths naturally all the time and they are fine.
>>219077597god that would sucki guess it'd be cool to grow some jesus-on-a-cross abdominals for a few weeks before I died though
>try to survive>fail>cut my wrist with the ice skates 38 minutes in
>>219089054you live in such a sheltered, comfortable modern world that you cant even comprehend the danger of tooth infections anymore and that it was a leading cause of death even a few centuries ago.you are a soft, fat retard
>>219077597I would open ALL the boxes.>During a Q&A session at USC, Robert Zemeckis was asked what was in the unopened package. He replied that it was a waterproof, solar-powered satellite phone.
>>219077661I understand that building a raft is dangerous as fuck, almost a suicide mission, but you don't know how far you are, what if after a decade stranded on an island you found out you were just a few hours away from another island with people?
>>219077597wank a lot
>>219089181Even if you were, you might as well get pushed out to sea in the opposite direction and never find out.
>>219077597I would try to emulate what I've seen on that primitive technology channel.Probably burn the island down trying to make a draft furnace.
>>219089146He lives on an island, he could just wash his mouth with seawater daily to kill the bacteria.
>>219089236seawater has even worse kinds of bacteria in it than drinking water, might as well wash your mouth out with mud
>>219089236Sea water is full of organisms. I would not recommend it as a mouth wash.
>>219089181so like a The Mist situation. That would suck but it'd be a nice ending for the book that would make me rich once I'm rescued. Anyways it's still not worth sailing a raft, with my luck I'd go the exact direction where I wouldn't even catch a glimpse of the other island, better to hope some passing yacht sees me.
>>219089487>drinking water*fresh water
>>219079730you'd need a few decades of poop to make a statue that big
>>219089146Eh, I'm built strong, I'd make it.
>>219089227can you do anything he does with any dirt? I thought it had to be a clayish soil or it wouldn't hold the shape. A surprising amount of people at my office watch this guy on their lunch break.
>>219083229Thinking any woman would wait a reasonable time after your tragic disappearance. Dude was probably gone for like a week and that whore is already spreading her legs like a road slut.
>>219088177>really loves >thinking any woman is capable of anything resembling love Anime, I…
>>219090121Haha “Anon”
He was an absolute cuck. He’s whacking it to her for years on end. But how many abortions did she have while he was away. Why isn’t that question ever addressed?
>>219083223WTF. I remember that, too. Is there an extended cut or something?
>>219077597>I wouldn't say a single word to Wilson. I would listen to what Wilson had to say, and that's what no one did.
>>219089236A tooth infection is not an open wound. Washing your mouth out won't do shit. Best you can hope for is a gum boil that pops and releases the pressure. That usually doesn't happen with molars.
>>219088245The kid would be fine. Couples with kids get divorced all the time, it's not ideal but people deal with it. If the parents can be civil with each other then it's pretty painless. It's better than the parents forcing themselves to stay together and just being miserable on the inside. Don't think the kid wouldn't notice.
>>219090678Divorce fucks kids up way more than parents staying together
>>219090678>It's better than the parents forcing themselves to stay together and just being miserable on the inside.Complete myth created by ideology and which has no basis in reality.
>>219077597If you made it back, which way would you go?
>>219077597>girl with face ripped off and tortured- ball how are we gonna survive today on this tropical hellhole, nono don't scream again I need conversation
>>219091456Back to my wife's house to punish her and her new man for infidelity and betrayal.
>>219078611hate fucking retards just pressing the 'post' button after writing such stupid things.
>>219090806Doubt.
>>219090291>>219083223He doesnt try, he builds a dummy to see if it would work and the dummy breaks its legs or some shit so he gives up on that idea
>>219077661>5) never EVER building a raft and taking my chances at sea, thats fucking retarded and scariest thing evertho he didn't right away did heeventually after a few years or so the idea might pop up to mind
>>219092383A big piece of plastic from a porta-potty washes up on the beach and that's why he decides to sail away. Very early on there's like one reference to him reading sailing books.
>>219090806You’re a retard and I’m speaking from very personal experience, both from my parents and other people I know.
>>219077661fpbp
>>219077597just swim home
>>219092640Also meant for>>219091290Also which “ideology” are you speaking of because it’s certainly part of conservative ideologies that people should never get divorced. The fact that you think it’s a complete myth that two people who can’t stand each other can successfully cohabitate and fake a healthy relationship model for their children is pretty crazy.
>>219077597Realistically speaking? Probably panic and die. That said, Cast Away was peak comfy.
>>219089909No idea but I'd have a go.I reckon I could make a wattle and daub hut, not sure about mud bricks.
>>219087938Sea water bleaches your hair slowly over time, its why all surfers are blonde.
How many deserted island could be right now?
>>219092715nta, some parents manage to pretend and be civil until the kid leaves home, but yeah I think in most cases it's better to just split up although that has its own share of problems. Kids aren't retards, as soon as they go play over at little Timmy's house where his parents actually love each other they can see the difference. Divorced kids can get fucked up too, I've known plenty where the parents use the kid as a proxy to attack each other. Like anything, there is no one solution for every family, to think otherwise is to buy into whatever dogma you think is right and not putting the child first.
>>219092979it barely looks different on black hair though
>>219077597Find the largest and most aggressive dominant alpha crab on the beach and fight it with my erection hoping I lose and it hurts my cock because that turns me on.
>>219077732Me and my coconut bitch are coming by.
>>219093048Thats not true, just look up asian surfers.
>>219089181>but you don't know how far you are, what if after a decade stranded on an island you found out you were just a few hours away from another island with people?Open my eyes and look at the island that's clearly infront of me if it's only a few hours away by raft.
>>219077597I'm allergic to seafood. I'd die almost immediately. Which is very sad because one of my dreams is being able to survive on an island like that for a week or two.
>>219092979Hmmm reckon it's because they're in the sun all day
>>219093186What shellfish adjacent was used as "adjuvant" in your childhood vax? Source of many allergies
>>219078979>"I saw the way you looked at that Dunlop bitch!"
>>219089181A few hours at sea on a rickety raft is still a massive risk. You likely aren't even gonna have any way of steering outside of a rudimentary rudder and whatever you tried to use to make a sail would likely be ripped off in the first strong gust. At best a few weeks later they'd find your bloated corpse washed up on some beach.
>>219077597I'd try to survive as best I could with what washed up. With any luck I find a good knife or something and use that to make fire and tools. I might last for a week or 2 until I slip while trying to spear a fish and cut open my leg on some coral and either bleed out or die of infection.
>>219093074>hoping I lose and it hurts my cock because that turns me on.Based masochist.
>>219093130I just did. Does it depend on your specific hair texture or something? I grew up 10 minutes away from a beach in SEA and asians there didn't have sunbleached hair despite being in the surf or on a boat a few hours a day. Maybe the sun didn't as hard there or something or they didn't spend as much time in the water as I thought. But yeah I'm surprised to see some of them do have the color change.
>>219093186just eat coconuts and lizards bro
His wife is such a dumb cunt. He was missing for all of about 15 minutes and she’s taking creampies from the new guy. Seriously look how old the kids are, do the math. Never trust women. Don’t believe women. Roundhouse kick women into the sun
>>219077597do normies actually go insane if they dont chit chat and gossip with other normies?
>>219077597Fuck the shit out of the goats or whatever there was on the island.
>>219077597I would get really really REALLY good at spear fishing
Would you have wanted to undergo what he did? I think in hindsight having such an experience would make the hell of living through it worth it.
>>219094714The way people treat you after you get back would probably be worse than the island. Celebrities make movies and things and get socially isolated to other celebrities. You would go through hell on an island and then have nobody.
>>219086359Holy rent-free
>>219087969no soda or refined sugar shit to ruin your teeth in the island, native people in Peru have all their white pearly teeth well into their old age; the jew explicitly made that cavity scene to scare the goyim into never abandon "civilization"
>>219094714Not now that I have kids
>>219077597Cum is practically water and protein, so id jerk off constantly to have nourishment .
>>219083192>watching past the escape sceneNGMI
>>219094970he already had the bad tooth before getting stranded. It's an amazing scene, Zemeckis is a goy, and speaking from personal experience it was probably the wrong message to send in terms of responsible tooth care.
>>219094970>the jew explicitly made that cavity scene to scare the goyim into never abandon "civilization"all post apocalypse movies are propaganda to make people think they would start eating each other if there were no elite class controlling everyone and extracting 98% of everyone's wealth
>>219092979This is also why Southeast Asia is filled with blonde people.
>>219097826Heh
>>219078531Wrong, its to stay alive because you never know what tomorrow may bring.
>>219077597>Realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation?
>>219083223Yeah I always think there's a scene where he tries to hang himself but the rope snaps and he gets injured from it instead
>>219077597Die, probably. And I'd embrace it.
>>219086841Based ff10 fan. Have yet to beat it but did enjoy it over 2 decades ago. Never played the sequel.
>>219089091Abs are made in the kitchen not in the gym, so I've read.
>>219090299He literally did and it kept him going.
>>219092509There is a certificate and picture of him sailing.
>>219093963Yes, there were multiple suicides from stress of covid. Its why so many people were rebelling against it. They never cured it or developed an effective vaccine. Even prisoners in solitary want to be on the yard and call solitary cruel and unusual torture.
Go for a swim. Get a tan. Send a postcard.
>>219077597masturbatelike, a lot
how would you reliably get drinking water on a small island?
>>219089146>calls people sheltered soft fat retards>first thing in mind in a survival situation is dentistryOH MY GOD I'M STUCK ON AN ISLAND! WHERE'S THE DENTIST!Top kek. Dentistry is quackery on par with psychology. If you avoid processed sugary foods which wouldn't exist on the island it's a non-issue.
>>219098983From the sea retard.
>>219077732Living the dream
>>219083288It was such a cop out to even imply he might have something with her. Should have instead shown that even that he was off the island, he still felt as alone as ever
REMAKE film but with side by side of Helen Hunt getting railed by the dentist while Tom Hanks looks sad over a volleyball.
>>219098983Rain. The fresh water is held by the island.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lens_(hydrology)
>>219099240so what are you supposed to do dig a well?
>>219094970>native people in Peru have all their white pearly teeth well into their old ageUh aren't white pearly teeth actually not natural at all & ONLY a sign of dental bleaching by unnatural processes? If I recall, actual healthy teeth have slight discoloring or yellow tints to them. So native Peruvians having pearly whites sounds ridiculous.
>>219099341White and pearl are different colors, that anon probably misspoke.
>>219092373I think that is probably one of the first things I'd try, to make sure I can actually kill myself easily if I have to.Like, I'd try my best to survive but if I start rotting inside out or some shit I would have a much easier time knowing I have a handy method to end it at hand
>>219099294Sure, long as you dont go to deep. Or just put some rain barrels out, or find a pond and a way to filter out malaria.
>>219090678Statistically the kids notice a lot and usually end up with mental illnesses
>>219094970>>219099005The absolute cope; everything is a Jewish scam including penicillin and aspirin, pre-industrial/pre-information age there were no infections, broken bones, hernias, or disease and life was relatively painless. It’s always wild to see these opinions posted online. 90% chance these people are also Ted k fans but conveniently don’t conform to any of his tenants and indulge in all modern comforts. Nobody is forcing you to live this way and even in today’s world it would be fairly easy to live a preindustrial life if you’re willing to sacrifice enough. Of course you aren’t and prefer to blame the all mighty and nebulous Jew. The original post that started this whole chain of debate was >>219078169. The argument was never that one must consume high sugar diet or be unable to live without media or whatever other strawmen are making their way into this argument as you continue your fallacious stance. Fact is you wouldn’t cut it in that world and if you ever found yourself actually having to survive like an animal for even a month and you’d be willing to do anything to get home. The picture you paint of how Eden like everything was before civilization and science is plebbit tier, anti capitalist, commie bullshit because you’re so uncommitted to your beliefs you can’t even live pre Information Age in your private life but are delusional enough to simultaneously advance the idea that prehistoric man had it better than we do.
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