Try to recover from this.
>>219081293>Thanks for the pie!
he didnt fumble it
>>219081421I hate how performance is mistaken for authenticity these days
>>219081293You don't ask out chicks at their place of work. Simple as. t. I did it once
i think both of them are looksmatched
oh, do you?
>>219081784Gotta learn somehow
>>219081293this is why women aren't nice anymore. because dipshit autists kept doing this and turned them feral, now everyone's a cunt
>>219081421anon this isn't realit's being recorded by the person in his own hand
>>219081293>asks a girl out whose job is to be nice and flirty for tips I don't have to recover from being a dumbfuck because I'm not one.
>>219081749>>219082615but anons it's an amateur recording and on the internet it must be real! The next thing you'll tell me is that amateur porn is fake and the women in it are pornstars and prostitutes! hah!
>>219081293Stop going. He was only getting the pie to talk to her. No shame in shooting your shot.
>>219081784After becoming a regular at a restaurant, this happened between me and a bartender on an early Halloween night>her: So do you have any plans for Halloween?>me: *sigh* no I don't>her: You could come with us>me: .....Really?She didn't say anything after that. I think she thought I was insulted or something because I'm an insecure autist but I had overheard her and some other waitresses talking about where they were going later.So after I left the place I went to where I heard they planned to go.I had a few beers and wandered around. It was pretty crowded.After about two hours the bartender and some other people from the restaurant showed up.She was happy to see me and hugged me for a long time.That was when my dumbass thought it would be a good time to leave and get some smokes.The moral of this story is that opportunities may arise when you least expect them. You just need to be ready to recognize them.
>>219083243Threads like this remind me that I made the right callYou don't actually have to interact with women just like you don't actually have to pet rattlesnakes or jump out of planes or inject fentanyl (but people do anyway)It was such a strange sense of relief to realize this
>>219081784>the cashier asked for my info and told me im prettyThere's still hope
>>219083333>quadselaborate your thoughts blessed one
>>219083243About 5 years after my catastrophic >>219081293 moment where I asked a girl out at a book store I got asked out by a girl at a cafe that I had been crushing on hard. Got 2 dates and had 10/10 amazing makeout sessions both times but then she friendzoned my probably because I was and still am a incel loser. a few months after that I also had a workplace fling with a new girl that worked in my office. That one was tumultuous and ended HORRIBLY and she left before her contract ended and I quit not long after.
>>219081293I tend to do shit like this when I get really drunk, it always freaks the girls out and they always leave and go away, to talk to and hug other men. I know I shouldn't do that , but it is the alcohol speaking.
>>219083333quads = truth
>>219081293This is how I talk to people. I can mimic norman speech if I put a lot of effort in but it feels so soulless and shallow.
literally just be confident and even if the rejection hurts don't ever show it, pretend like you don't actually give a shit about her that much, shrug and move on
>>219081293done
>>219081749all chinks are fake, and all zoomers are fake there isn't a genuine person among them
>>219083243I KNEW IT i KNEW as soon as i started reading I KNEW it wasn't gonna end with you getting laid. Somehow you were destined to drop the ball. You fucking wretch. You 4channrr
>>219081293Pretend to be on my phone while briskly walking out of the building, looking down the entire time.Usually works.
>>219082552NO ITS BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL WHORES AND VILE LOOSE HARPIES CLOSE YOUR LEGS YOU STUPID SLUTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>219083243Why did you roam around for hours and then left after the girl came?
>>219082552unless the dipshit autist is a chad
>>219081784Yeah, if someone is "flirting" or being nice to you and their job is tip based then they are flirting with you because they like you.
>>219083441we're talking girls here, not dudes, dude
>>219081421I like the convenience of that food.
>>219081293emotionally manipulating lonely people to get a bigger tip is peak capitalism
>>219081784This. I asked a waitress out at a bar that I frequent. She was giving all the signs that she was interested (or maybe I was just drunk I dont know), then when I asked for her number she was weirded out by it. Never went back there again. And it's a shame because it was the nearest bar to me. Being an autistic loser fucking sucks. It happened several years ago but I still vividly remember it
>>219081293>>219081784You can ask them out if they become physical with you. Rubbing your shoulders (based on experience this is foolproof even gay men do it), grabbing your arm or play punching you.
Why do women pretend to be nice toward people they loathe?
>>219088817as crazy as that may sound, it is a girl. this is a first for me
>>219081784>dont ask out women in their workplace>dont ask out women when they're in the street>dont ask out women in your friend circle >dont ask out women
>>219092003try going to third spaces once in a while
>>219092003Correct, sign up for the dating app now goy, that's the only allowed way to contact women
>>219081784I asked the cute waiter/cook at a small mom n pop kitchen fir her number. This after months of smiles, giggles a few innocent hand touches etc.She did gave me her number, wrote it on a piece of paper and I just didn't do anything, stopped going there out of embarrasment or whatever the fuck.
>>219091913You can't sell people shit without being nice to them you don't get tipped if your a massive asshole. People don't have to be raging assholes they chose to be.
>>219081784I did. She just didn't like you.
>>219092029what the fuck are third spaces?
>>219092144try going to google once in a while
>>219092144Mesosphere
>>219081293you ask them out after leaving a fat tip
>>219092144Liberal neologism for like bars and bowling alleys and shit
>>219081421sauce plox?
>>219081293
>>219081784Girl I supervise at work starts sending me playful messages, asks me for a daily fun fact, silly observations about her work, some compliments, etc. She always spends her breaks with the same girl who I assume is her friend. My manager tells me to give her my private phone number for any problems she has setting up telework which we use situationally. She sends me one frivolous question which I answer then follows up with a request for a contact pic, then we hit it off for about a week messaging at all hours of the day, then she sends me this. What answer do you give?
>>219095675You are in for a ride, I hope you didn't like your job too much.
>>219095784That was actually from January, my response was "The feeling is mutual but I'm not confused I know 100% I want to spend a lot more time with you " and ended with this where I told my manager the next workday that she wanted to change supervisors. She later reached out to me again and we hit it off again and it culminated in her breaking up then making up with her gf overnight and them changing shifts. I never got in any trouble at work and she never claimed I did anything wrong. The only person who got in trouble was her gf for sending me a threat over a work chat.
>>219095675Crank one out before making any decisions involving her in the future, brush up your CV and get some condoms of your own if you decide to go through with it. Also try to avoid letting her know where you live but that can be impossible in most scenarios. Or do the following:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUVFICtA2RM
>>219096177Well glad you dodged tha bullet.
>>219088406Because they got scared that they actually read an opportunity and interest from a woman correctly and they ran away.
>>219096959Perhaps but I took it pretty hard because she talked so much about breaking up with her gf and us getting together then impulsively doing that in one night that I slept through entirely, waking up to see a bunch of missed calls and that I was blocked. She got pretty freaky the second time around, telling me she thought she was a lesbianbefore meeting me but it all amounted to teasing.
>>219097594>she talked so much about breaking up with her gf and us getting togetherThis was already a red flag anon.A sinner once, a sinner twice. She would have done the same to you without hesitation next time she found someone she liked.
>>219092029>>219092144There are none anymore. If you sit andvdrink coffee to talk to girls and one complains, its over. If you try to chat with anyone and they complain, its over.
>>219095675>bangs>"bi"sexualghost, quit job, move cities. you're fucked no matter what
>>219097781I didnt think so because I would have been her second partner ever and first man she'd ever been with.
>>219092144liminal spaces
>>219092193no, I don't think I will.
>>219097919Nope I got off scot free professionally despite her gf and gf's mom working at the same place. Her gf claimed I gave her anxiety but she herself never said a negative thing about me. In our last messages she said she'd always think of me positively and longingly and on the last day before she moved from evening to morning shift she said good night to me.
