Now that the dust has settled, what did /tv/ really think of this?
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>>219087782Any webm requests?
>>219087782Didn't watch it because 4channers calle dit reddit.
what is that, a scar?
>>219087782nothing
>>219088456huh?
I don't really gamble away my free time on new releases or new shows anymore these days
>>219088521its from 2025, so its old
>>219087782the scene at the diner is 10/10it turns into 4/10 reddit slop after that.
>>219088379sam punching the kid
>>219088497lol newfag
>>219088365FPBP
>>219087782strong intro, weak rest of the movie. I normally don't care what general consensus is but it annoys me that this movie is being lauded as a smart, witty take on current society by normies.
>>2190877825 years ago I would love a movie like this, but then Everywhere Everything All At Once came out - which is the most reddit, cringe, lame, woke shite to ever come outAnd this movie gives all the vibes its going to be the same zoomer bait as that awful movie
>>219088456Wow. There stilll are some of us left huh
38 mins into it and I turned it off. I will finish it but not anytime soon, I think.
>>219091119I don't even mind such movies if the fully thought through the concept. The end feels unsatisfying and makes the movie come off half assed
>>219087782great film
>>219088853nope it gets better as it goes along
>>219092191SAAR!
>>219088853>the scene at the diner is 10/10nah, its barely interesting and similar stuff has been done to death in time travel / time loop movies & series
>>219088379its not really that sort of movie
>>219092253oh name one?
>>21909229512 monkeys
>>219092368nothing like that happens in 12 monkeys not even close, what?
>>219092450Crazy protag says he is from the future and predicts events before they happen?
>>219092368are you trying to find something similar with AI shit or something?>you see in 12 monkeys a guy is in an insane asylum trying to convince people he's actual from an apocalyptic future, it turns out he isfor some bizarre reason you think this is like the opening to good luck have fun don't dieyou can just say you've never watched 12 monkeys and we can all move forward
>>219092498Everything I learned about 12 monkeys came from Wikipedia
>>219092482it is so different its crazy to equate the two, also are you really saying "well this movie had a time traveling protag everyone thought was crazy and so does 12 monkeys so its the same story"I mean how fucking stupid are you? something is mildly slightly sort of a little bit similar is the same story so lets never have a movie about a time traveler trying to save the future again.Wtf is wrong with you/
>>219092528yea figured as much, maybe watch it, its a fantastic film Terry Giliam. not remotely similar to this one, did shitty AI tell you its similar?
>>219092295Tons of CW shows have done the trope of a protag time travels or stuck in a groundhog day situation and just predicts whats gonna happen next or details about people who don't know the protag
>>219092647lol thats hilarious to een say, some shitty defunct network made some episodes ripping off groundhog day and for some reason that means...idk what exactly? you aren't making your case at all here.
>>219092561Your mom told me last night when we were in bed. Sorry if you heard us fucking
>>219092688goddamn you are funny (retard funny not actual funny) just shut the fuck up idiot, you don't have any idea what you are trying to discuss do you?
>>219087782The characters were shallow, give or take Rockwell and the chick from white Lotus, and the plot written like they were writing it as they went along and for cheap.
>>219092728nah the characters were great especially princess and the protag of course, but the side characters as well, did you actually watch the film?
>>219088365fpbp
>>219092711I've been 12 monkeys a few times. I just wanted to aggravate you.
>>219092728...for cheap what? finish the sentence, all I'm getting from this is you zoomers got super fucking offended, good. You worthless fags
>>219092792you've been what 12 monkeys? exactly how fucking dumb are you? do yu understand how the english language works?
>>219092782stop samefagging idiot
>>219092827In every timeline, I have been 22 monkeys. You should know exactly what I'm talking about if you've seen it, anon. Stop playing. Stop posting.
>>219092988jesus its time to stop haven't you embarrassed yourself enough?
>>219093090Nope. I'm just getting started in fact
>>219093112ok good luck have fun, don't an hero
>>219087782is this the most reddit poster every invented?
>>219093178it certainly is attracting the most reddit posters ever invented
>>219093134I shan't. This thread isn't that impressive
>>219093178it exudes reddit
>>219093253thread? good god you are lost, get back to your tiktak nonsense kiddo
>>219093335Yeah, thread. You happen to be in one. This place is called 4chan (formerly 4channel). Sounds like you're the one lost lmao
>>219093285>>219093178these posts certainly do, idiots who have no idea what they are talking about, spamming nonsense, desperate for acknowledgment, super angry about film they haven;t seen. Yep that reddit.
>>219093375no its 4chan I can see how thats confused you. This isn't a safe space to cry about how this movie that you haven't seen hurt your feelings.
>>219093378this cuck likes the reddit movie
>>219093378I'm not angry tho. This movie doesn't inspire me enough to get angry about it. I don't even see why you guys care honestly.
>>219093411this faggot hasn't seen the movie he's trying to criticize, fuck off redditor
>>219093427yeah i dont watch reddit slop
>>219093401It's a joke, you moron. You haven't been here even two weeks yet or you would know that. Lurking is your friend, faggot. Stop posting.
>>219093426but you haven't seen it, you are just super angry because you see it as an attack against you brain dead zoomers, zoomers like yourselves that isn't even what its about but it was enough, it hurt your oh so delicate fee fees, you utter faggots
>>219093441Lmfao and so here we come tyo it, yu are just spamming nonsesne about something you haven't seen because you heard it insulted you stupid brain dead zoomer faggots. LMFAO. Your entire generation is pathetic.In short zoomers are a mistake.
>>219093494sounds like youre mad that the movie you shill is getting called out for being so reddit
>>219093525sounds like your mad the movie you hate that you've never seen is liked by 4chan and hated by you zoomer reddit fags.
>>219093551>no you!
>>219093456I'm 55, hardly a zoomer. I couldn't get through 39 minutes of this tripe. I will finish it, I'm not a quitter but it's so fucking boring. I'm not even the poster you're crying about lmao you contextless bitch
>>219093551You're not the whole of 4chan, you dumb faggot. Seems like 4chan hates it, you stupid bitch
>>219093608no you aren't your a retarded zoomer>>219093645yes I am, you stupid fucking wanker
>>219087782holy reddit
>>219093655I'm 55. You should try crying about it
>>219093608>>219093645>s-stop making fun of me reeee!no, no I don't think we will, you brain dead zoomer
>>21909360855 years old and you post like a fucking fat millennial roastie? God damn what a fucking disaster
>>219093655>yourYou gotta go back.
>>219093683no you aren't, you are a tryhard zoomer desperate for attention, you have literally nothing to say
>>219093684>We>Delusional Yep, plebbit coded af
>>219087782>Sci-fi. Verbinski adapts a bonkers script from Matthew Robinson that started out as a TV pilot, and it shows-lots of pointless vignettes, an overstuffed cast and bizarre but somehow boring sci-fi nonsense on par with the worst "wot if yer nan was a computer" Black Mirror nonsense. Saved, to an extend, by a fantastic lead performance from Rockwell with admirable support from Richardson-Temple does her best but her character is the worst by far. Should have had at least a half hour trimmed and most of it rewritten when it became a feature, because the central "man from the future" concept is good but everything else is bad, boring or both. Stay for the Rockwell and Richardson performances, but yeah the rest is substandard.
Only a retarded faggot would watch this
>>219093705lmao there it is. Hi buddy, you want to whine about their there and your you're? you useless fucking faggot
>>219093691I don't post "like" anything, you stupid faggot. I'm a Gen X Chad. Get your shit together
>>219093721>please stop making fun of me I like yt faggots and stuff, stop it...dammit it just stop itNO you are cringy as all fuck
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>>219093730did you forget you link your shitty eceleb review of this movie? yes you are right only a cringy faggot would watch something like that.
>>219093730yeah like this seething redditor>>219093551
I wouldn't worry too much about stuff being called reddit by the current user base of this board OPsince the trailer release for the slop childrens show, we now know this board is full of genuine tasteless reddit manchildren
>>219093766>you see I got this gif so I'm not a cringy zoomer see? its transformers, please accept meno, no I don't think I wlll wtf are you even trying to do, clearly this simple movie has made yu so so angry, its honestly hilarious
>>219093784>uh I am part of the reddit team bros look at this I am totally part of this shit where we don't actually know anything and just post shit!, ain't it cool news?
>>219093800we now know you are a complete faggotusing idiot children to try and spam the boards unfortunately they and you are complete fucking morons. Shame, you don't even get the point of any of this but seeing as you are a fucking child it makes sense.
>>219087782stupid casual power cord physics at the end of the film ruined it, we're supposed to believe a power chord is articulated like a snake, with muscles? strains credibility.
>>219093988okay, really that is your complaint?
>>219094018yes i was hoping for a more hard sci fi style film, sadly this one was more in the fantasy category instead
>>219094049okay
>>219088365Cult behavior
>>219094094fag
>>219087782In a word? Unoriginal
>>219094111douchebag pay attention the film it makes sense
>>219094115In a word, completely original, and as proved you can't find single film that is even close to it, so fuck you.
>>219087782There's a few seconds of horse dick, but It wasn't enough for me to watch the rest of this movie.
they should have stuck harder and cleaner to the "the entire thing was the kid's AI fantasy le matrix" bit.as it is, I have no idea what to make of the Weapons-wannabe flashbacks, the fact that the movie continues to follow the girl in the ambulance after Rockwell pushes the button, and a dozen other inconsistencies (we never see the kid put on the helmet? were they too worried that would give away the clever twist?)If they were attempting to make it "le ambiguous", all they did was make it messy.
>>219088365You seem to know a lot about reddit, nigga.
>>219095948>I wanted the zoom zooms to be important NO
>>219088379A webm of the cat cock jizzing glitter would cause /tv/ to have a meltdown
>>219092197it's entertainment slop. you just like it because it's good.
>>219087782The second most Reddit movie of the year.Right behind Hail Mary
>>219087782Poster looks gay, won't watch
>>219093712You should try crying about it
>>219093751>Anon suddenly has faggots on his mind
>>219093817My tho isn't tied all up in this, the movie, or your retarded banter. You're the one that sounds bootyblasted beyond all belief. Tend to your gaping wound
>>219087782I liked it