What was the moral of the story?
>>219088845All queers must be crushed.
The moral of the story is that after a couple of months doing manual labor he would kill to have his old job back.
>>219088845Don't try.
WORK SUCKS - i know
>>219088997this
If you're a man, don't work in an office. That's women work.
>>219088997This right here.After a couple of years of really trying only to get a regular 3% raise to compensate for inflation I started working less by the day and you know what, I still get the same raise.
>give up your job and be a low paid blue collar worker who will get replaced by Mexicans within a month because they're cheaper you dumb chud
Anyone try hypnotism? Every couple of years we have a stage hypnotist and do wacky acts.
Shitty office and barrista jobs are only stepping stones, if you stick with a company for longer than 3 months quit.
>>219088845Do americans really have to work on weekends when their manager tells them so?That's fucked up man.
>>219088845>No SCRUM>No story points>No daily standups>No kanban>No tickets>No project manager>No open office>No gender sensitivity training>No racial sensitivity training>No Gay Pride month>No weekly Why Trump sucks sharing activitywhat a bunch of funking wankers. you fucking gen x'ers and millenials don't know how good you had it
>>219088845
>>219090445>No project managerHe's shown to have 3 separate managers all riding him over the same things.Also, >No gender sensitivity training>No racial sensitivity training>No Gay Pride month>No weekly Why Trump sucks sharing activityIf your job is doing this faggy shit, you need to find another.
>>219088845Wage slavery is BAD, but they made the mistake of showing blue collar cucking as good when it's the same shit only with bigger retards in a dangerous setting
>>219090392Last time my manager told me I should go to a conference that was on a Saturday, I literally laughed in his face.
>>219090445>>No open officeYou have no idea how much I hate this shit. I have to go to the office once a week and it is impossible to foucs on something there because everyone is constantly talking out loud, and if you put on your headphones you look like a sperg so I simply go there and do nothing.
>>219090808>when it's the same shitIt's worse. I've done both, and manual labor is both soul AND body crushing. Also the better you get at your job the less you have to think so you reach a point when you work on auto pilot and you find yourself stuck at work with 8h to think about how much you hate your life.
printers suck
>>219090445>No weekly Why Trump sucks sharing activityI wish that were true, it would demoralize garbage like you and force them to quit.
>>219088845to make the same thread over and over again
>>219088845>The Agricultural Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
don't take my fucking stapler.
>>219088845The moral is to quit if you are unhappy and try something new which is realistic life advice
>>219088845that the massive layoffs caused by AIs and imported hardworking jeets is completely justified
I finally got a job like him. It's great. I even have the lady on the phone in the next cubicle.
>>219092352What d you even do during the entire 8 hours of shift anyway?
The moral was to stop giving a fuck about your job.
I quit my gay office job 3 months ago. Those jobs just sap you of everything, in a few years you're a fat docile little wage cuck with no work ethic. I'd suck start a shotgun before going back to corporate america
wagies are miserable cucks
>>219093665I honestly don't know how they don't kill themselves.
>>219090392yes, the trade-off is time and a half. unless you're salaried then you're shit out of luck
>>219088845Keep in mind that this was in the late 90s, so no smartphones to dick around on, no podcasts to listen to and no cushy WFH. Their work computers probably only had very limited outside internet access.
>>219091212I hate this. I have to come in 3 times a month and I literally do zero work while there. Everyone is taking and catching up and asking me for assistance.And then I have to set half the workers back on track.I have to come back home and work OT to catch up.
>>219088845Comfort is meaningless if your life is bereft of fulfillment and purpose.
>>219088845There is no moral. Its just 90s existential dread. A ton of 90s stuff, movies, books, video games, even anime is tainted by it.
>>219088845Don't forget that in the original ending he gets the manually labor job and its revealed his boss at that job is equally terrible, except now your around a bunch of alcoholic tradies and outside in the elements. Enjoy the sunburn!
>>219096946This. The studio made Mike Judge cut that part out.
Morals are for children's stories, anon.
The moral is that movie writers are creative types who had to do some shit work at an office to pay the bills and thought they were literally being genocided
>>219092694nta but personally i started scanning books at home, uploading them to google drive and reading them at work when i have nothing to do.or just reading random wikipedia pages
Every job is dreadful and if someone tells you he likes his job that person is insane.Try to get a wfh job where you can at least slack off a lot.
>>219088845work sucks
>>219088845I'm about to marathon this. What should I expect?
>>219097444>444>44th post
>>219091331Ghetto boys is fucking awesome.
>>219092759I wish I knew where to start for a programming job. Seems neat/neet.
>>219097216What if my job is pleasuring barbara pavlin?
>>219088845the "I do 15 minutes of actual work" line hits hard. once you find a groove you can knock out your work in an hour or 2, then the rest of the time is spent acting like you're doing something or in shit-ass meetings
>>219097589>get quads>still end up doing life
>>219090445do 'cans really?
>>219090445>Mom, I posted it again!
>>219090763Good luck slaveboy
I finally got a job on my own at 27 after years of neet, stacking boxes for 20/hr. Literally what the fuck am I supposed to do next? It’s absolokirkenuinely over.
>>219099071$20 and hour just to stack boxes? That’s pretty fucking based, anon. Just save as much as you can and invest. That’s what I did and I now have a house and sports cars and a pool and soon a boat and shit. It’s all about just not being dumb and not wasting money unless you genuinely believe that thing will improve your life. >t. Didn’t buy any of the cool toys and literally lived like a monk until I had a whole portfolio of rental properties that I fixed up myself Learn the trades if you can. Sweat equity is th most valuable thing in the world right now
>>219099247I have that exact same mentality but the only problem is I can’t imagine doing this forever unless I’m supposed to just forget about how I’m not a teenager and still working an entry-level job.
>>219088845test software thoroughly
>>219099302You’ll be fine. Just zen the fuck out and know that you can improve. Getting the job is the hard part. You’ve gotten that done. Use your off time to learn trades online
>>219099333Checked. What sort of trades can you learn online?
>>219099512Sucking and fucking.
>>219097245SHE LEFT ME ROSES BY THE STAIRS
>>219099512Sry I meant to say learn about the trades online and pick one. You can literally go to school for free depending on where you are
>>219099561SURPRISES LET ME KNOW SHE CARES
>>219099552I’d rather suck 20 dicks to completion for 20/hr than stack hundreds of boxes for 20/hr TBQHWYF
>>219099685My first job was stacking boxes at 15 and it turned me from a boy into a man. I got fucking jacked and ended up losing my virginity that summer >you will never be a box stacker
Man wasn't made for office bureaucracy
>>219092759I'm a manager and this is overkill. I don't know how to look at my team's mouse/keyboard activity and even if I knew how, I wouldn't care to look at it unless you just obviously weren't doing any work ever (we have a ticket system and I can pull any data I need to see what they're doing and when).
>>219088845> What was the moral of the story?Obeying the rules gets you nothing. Disobeying the rules gets you nothing. You get nothing.
