What are some quintessentially scottish kinos?
>>219091530BACK ON THEH ROAD A GAIN
>>219091530cor, propah scran, that
>>219091530isn't this guys gf suspiciously attractive? or am I thinking of someone else
>>219091530Imagine what that guys that guys pipes look like, sheesh
>>219091530Sweet 16. Red Road. NEDS
>>219091530Fuck this lasy whinging fat bastard. Hope he gets another heart attack and actually dies.
I like his new channel danny and gary more than rate my takeaway desu. He has good chemistry with the other boomer and they try a variety of food instead of just entirely takeaway slop.
>>219091530based leeds rhino customer
>>219091530Why does he look like Kay from Kay's Cooking
wanted to make a fat bond joke but I got nothing
>>219091701I deepfried burger your sister
>>219091672>When you whip it out…
do british people eat exclusively fried yellowish slop?
>>219091832even indians have more appetizing looking food than the british, the british meals literally look like someone threw up on a plate and served it up
>>219091597He had some fat ugly wife that died of a heart attack, then he shacked up with some girl about 20 years younger than him and promptly knocked her up.
>>219091911good for him
>>219091530NEDS
>>219091851British Indian food is a thing you know? Most popular takeaway food
Shell
>>219092067no wonder they're the fattest country in the worldthe uk is a disgusting hellhole that I hope is swallowed by the north atlantic
>>219092056yes those are kitchen knives he's gaffa taped to his hands
>>219092121does he have a license for them?
>>219091832No
I ate a grease box like this from my local once when I was drunk and stoned and I puked it up my stomach couldn't handle all that rancid oil I guess
>>219092110Honestly as a britbong, I would be happy to see the country drown just too see the worthless fucking boomers, gen xers and every filthy fucking brown and black bastard dead.
>>219092205based and killemallandletgodsortthemoutpilled
About a skinhead named Frankie, his violent childhood, alcoholism and his love for Ska.
>onion rings>red pudding>pizza crunch>Irn BruDon't threaten me with a good time
>>219091530Seems a little dry
>>219091530how do people get this fat and not get diabetes and fall into a sugar coma when they eat this? I'm not even fat but I can't eat like this anymore
Sugar-free irn-bru is so good bros.I hate sugar-free sodas, but irn bru is the exception. It's so good.
james mcavoy says trainspotting is the best scotttish film ever made
The extra crispy skin you get from deep frying really that much greater than doing pan searing or using an oven? There are lighter options for people addicted to fried food
>>219091530I'm Scottish and that's grotesque, well the battered sausage is good but you'd have to be a real fat shite to eat that. And Irn Bru is garbage
I've had munchy boxes from indian and chinese places, chippy ones just look to me like too much of the same batter on everything and would be bland as shit.
American here, what’s in the bottle and what does it taste like. My guess is orange soda
>>219092675it's irn bru. it takes like irn bru.
>>219092675i think the closest comparison to something else i know is like a weak ginger beer
>>219092675Its basically the Scottish version of Doctor Pepper. Hard to describe or pin down specific flavours
been following Danny's new channel lately after it began appearing in my algorithm and noticed a lot of the comments seem to vaguely mention his previous channel had some drama involved and he ditched it or something and that they're glad he's backI had watched his previous channel a few yrs back but hadn't really watched it since. what happened to it that he had to create a new one?
>>219091662>>219092461These are all good, add my name is Joe to that list.
>love me chippy>love me bangers and mash>love me mushy peassimple as
>>219092994and what of good fray bentos?
>>219092851Fat shit wanted more money to shove crap down his gob.
>>219093046One of the lesser known of Robin Hood’s merry men.
>>219091530Gimme a few pots of chip shop curry sauce and id scran the lot of that in one sitting
>>219092306I wonder this as well.
>>219092306>>219093855Not everybody who smokes will get cancer. It's just luck.
>>219092719Thanks.
Irn Bru is shit now because they reduced the sugar content, which affected the flavour. It used to have a mean glucose kick.
I'm going to make Irn-Bru the next Coca Cola here in the US.
>>219091530Gregory's Girl Local hero
>>219091530IRN BRU in a plastic bottle Kwab
Whoever makes those pizza boxes must makea fortune.
Gregory's Girl
>>219091530Now then guise. Ow u doin. Back on the road again. And today we're headed to oldhampton abbeyshire for a bit of grub. A classic pob grub of fish n chipsCmon then cameraman let's go.
>>219091662Small Faces.
>>219092675It tastes like Bubble gum
>>219092851Based on what I read the rmt channel had 3 major people involved in it. They wanted to share the profits equally, Danny wanted a bigger share since he was the face of the channel and everyone tuned in for him. They said no, took his van and then he left. Those bastards never even let him keep his table. The monsters.
>>219091530What does Irn Brue taste like? Why would a fat fuck choose to drink that over Coke or Dr. Pepper or cherry cola or Sprite or orange Fanta?
>>219097363so just the usual behind the scenes YT shit. the ambiguity made it seem like there was some specific incident or something involving murder and hookers etc etcand yeah, give that fucker back his table
>>219097363>>219097738it's pengest munch all over again
>>219097552He's probably drinking it because he's in Scotland. Everybody who comes here asks about it and wants to try it. I don't know why.
>>219091530"Your Granny is rotten in the ground, son. She's more a soup than a granny now."-Big Des Murphyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-1vKxOyKsM
>>219091672Danny and Gary is the definition of S O V L. Takes me back to old Youtube.
>>219091530Love that there are literal react and break down videos of the “downfall” of this dude’s channel. Just some fat fuck eating slop and people make hour long think pieces about it
>>219098211Yeah because he genuinely did nothing wrong and his cameraman tried to smallhat him out of his own channel thinking he was the real star.
>>219097552>What does Irn Bru taste likeLike a sweet and fruity fizzy medicinal drink but with hints of rust and battery acid. It's magic. Best served slightly above freezing.
>>219091530Who will stand and fight with me (with me) 30+ years trope.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XL2KqXi5-YwDo Scotts (English) really?
>>219098274Sounds like Moxie. Moxie is a fizzy drink found in New England. It tastes like root beer with battery acid mixed in. Old-timers swear by it.
>>219098392They should bring back ads that mock trannies.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtpA3QPWeVg
>>219098247They existed even before it went down though. About he was “phoning it in” and his heart wasn’t in it anymore. Obviously we know why now but it’s just some guy eating fast food
>last RMT video got 13k viewsretarded chav cameraman had the easiest job in the world and killed his career for no reason.
I knew the channel was skeezy when they’d always use thumbnails of girls that were in the video for half a second
>>219091851Have you never seen the Americans "biscuits and gravy"? Literally cat sick and scones lol.
>>219092205>painting rahndbahts and forgetting ow te spell te save are coontry
>>219091530I enjoy having an irn Bru every now and again, it's in the international aisle at my grocery store next to dr pepper and vimto which I also enjoy one of every now and again, but not too often because too much sugar is bad for you :)
When's he coming to america again I need this mans signature
>>219099144American chili is even worse
>>219098392>>219098583Everytime i see Irn Bru mentioned i get curious and think about ordering a 6 pack from amazon just to see what the fuck it tastes likeThen i forget about it
>>219099478Tastes like girders.
>>219099504yeah thats actually the reason i mentioned itsaw it at some point on a thread here that some people mentioned it tasting like iron AND bubblegumi was like wtf and checked online and yeah some people say that it tastes like girdershence the curiosity
>>219099633There's really nothing else like it. Trying to describe the taste is like trying to describe the taste of coke
>>219099791sugar
>>219099144Biscuits are way different from scones. Not as dense or dry. Also any Brit who tries biscuits and gravy loves it
>>219099633the girders thing is mostly a meme, it's from an old advertising slogan
>>219099633It's made from girders>>219100816Lies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUy3J8eNvyM
>>219101851Why didn't he just go down
>>219091530when I first saw an irn bru I thought it was like the bong version of a malt liquor
>>219099826They swapped that for artificial crap a while back. Remember folks getting riled up about it ruining the flavour and that maybe 0.01% of them can't actually have whatever they were putting in instead.
>>219098759why? has he stopped doing those retarded music clips between the order and the eating?
>>219103318He left the channel and has a new editor and cameraman. The old RMT channel has random hosts now and the channel is basically dead compared to what it once was.
>>219091911>loving shrew wife who nags him into recording his mukbangs coz she knows he's entertaining>when he gets popular passes away so he can mating press a young fertile fanmay we all be blessed in this way
>>219092099>british cinemauwotm8?
Irn Bru is trash but the Irn Bru sweeties were kind of nice in a trashy kind of way
>>219101851disgoostin
Kinda crazy to think a lot of best actors working today are Irish and Scotland just has Macavoy. Does Scotland have little brother syndrome?
>>219105963We've got Scottish cocksucker at least
>>219091530Liked Red Road but it probably doesn't hold up.
>>219105963>Scotland just has Macavoyis ewan mcgregor not scottish?
Post the webm with the thicc short girl delivering him the slop
>>219101851If he were French this would be daily parkour practice.
>>219097126Small Faces mogs Neds. If you're going to watch a Peter Mullen directed movie then watch pic related
>>219092421What soda would you compare it with? I always wanted to try it
>>219092675If I was trying to break it down I'd say it's part bubblegum, part barley sugar and a bit if underlying citrus. Closest American comparison in would say is original mountain dew in that it's a mellow non specific flavor but still quite different.
i know americans are fat but not transport other fried slop in giant pizza boxes fat. yurops rly are subhuman.
Unironically, I Swear is pretty good. Orphans is kino, Local Hero is good. I like Brigadoon even though it's racist in a way against Scotland but I am not going to cry about it
>>219092110>no wonder they're the fattest country in the worldFact check anon here.The UK is 55th on the list of most obese countries.For comparison, America is number 10.https://data.worldobesity.org/rankings/Be happy. Be smart. Be vigilant.
>>219105963Both countries are really small, so there's not a high chance of people breaking through to begin with, and then you have the class filter in the UK that further reduces the pool.That said, I think it's just Ireland's turn for the newer faces to come from there, these things kind of cycle artificially around a cultural inflexion point.I don't think there's many (any?) breakthrough young Scottish actors right now, but they have their fair share of established people that are always working.>Ewan that scottish cocksucker Mcgregor>Brian Cox>McAvoy>Karen Gillan>Begbie>Capaldi>Tilda Swinton>Kelly McDonaldthere's more but the above people are pretty /tv/
>>219099144You hate gravy? Must be gay. Watching your figure, fag?
>>219103813then it's pretty obvious he sold the channel for a payday. only retarded finance bro wannabes think they can buy a channel and just make it work with randos. happens all the time with big youtubers who wanna retire but don't wanna scale down just quit
> im bru Nobody asked
>>219091530>box says "pizza">no pizza inside
Are burgers nice from pizza takeaways? There aint any burger specialised takeaways near me
>>219099144>Have you never seen the Americans "biscuits and gravy"? Literally cat sick and scones lol.
>>219109428every pizza place on the planet cooks exact same burgers/chicken wings/fish and chips. the quality depends on if they got the great value or the brand name frozen box from walmart
>>219108842>>BegbieSay his name you cunt
>>219104493Scrantastic
>>219092675There's nothing like it. It's quite famous so I'm sure you can order it to your home if you really want a taste.
I watch this guy from time to time and he mostly annoys me but he was based when he stood up to the prick at Mr Beef
>>219092675It tastes like Bubblegum and Faygo Rock n’ Rye. That’s exactly what it’s like.
every Scottish movie is about how Scotland is a shithole and Scots are miserable
>>219110899It also has quinine, kind of tonic-y feel. Its a weird but good drink.
Imagine the shits.
fanta in USAcoca-cola in Mexicoirn bru in Scotlandtop three undefeated beverages
>>219110981one day they'll move past documentaries
>>219091530I've got bad news for those of you who want to try IRN-BRU. They changed the recipe years ago, and it doesn't compare to how it used to taste. No, the gimmick original version isn't the same.
dad scolded me as 'an embarrassment to the scottish race' earlier todayneither of us are scottish or have ever been to scotland
>>219091672How do I get a gf like this? I dont eat enough snacky boxes i guess
