Here's your science accurate velociraptor, bro
>>219093150That's a man
>>219093150Behold, a man!
why does shit about dinos having feathers or not roaring make you guys seethe so hard
>>219093150Huh, it really was a six foot turkey...
dinosaurs are a REDDIT invention
>>219093196>>219093170based
>>219093150>science accurate velociraptorit is, except with claws instead of wings
>>219093197dinosaurs are supposed to be tough and manly, the idea that they were weak-ass feathered vegans is woke and leftist
>>219093197modern soýentists making everything lame and gay without solid evidence
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>>219093370reddit moment
>>219093150they died out when the niggers came
>>219093370sometimes I think about how this place sucks but then I remember that reddit exists and I am grateful for 4chins again
>>219093170>>219093196based cynics
>>219093150That looks like some sort of damn demon.
>>219093370Very interesting how the internet made everyone an "intellectual"
>>219093245Dinos "supposed to"Nigga they’re bones
>>219093150lewd
>>219093291What's lame about a cassowary? They will seriously fuck you up. Now imagine one 30x the size.
Dinosaurs are a psyop to instill a secular creation mythology into children before they are even capable of learning language. >Dinosaurs are real retard!Not the point I'm making.>It's educational!Most of the modern dinosaur entertainment for children has turned dinosaurs into fruit eating vegans.>Children love dinosaurs!Circular reasoning. Children love dinosaurs because they are exposed to dinosaurs. Children are taught about dinosaurs because dinosaurs explicitly contradict the human centric creation myths of every religion on earth, and implicitly instill an anti-humanistic world view where morality is relative and humanity is unimportant.
>>219093550Fucking this. It sucks, but everywhere else is so much worse
>>219094145>Most of the modern dinosaur entertainment for children has turned dinosaurs into fruit eating vegansSuch as?
>>219093819cus it's skinny and boring looking and doesn't breathe fireno one cares about real dinosaurs
>>219094461There's a Jurassic Park cartoon series for kids that's pretty popular and pretty pozzed. There's an episode where they bring an egg to a gay T Rex couple that really wants to have kids, not a joke or exaggeration. My sister lets my nephew watch it sometimes, unfortunately.
>>219093150I have never seen such a man man
>>219093150why do people on here pretend that if these things were adult and +7 foot tall and trying to kill you in packs they wouldn't shit their pants in terror?
>>219094642Why are you both lying and crossing together unrelated things?
>>219093370Bahahaha they can’t take a joke.
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>>219093240It has both.The closest modern day relative is a cassowary.
>>219093197Stupid people have a mental breadown when their childhood memories get threatened
>>219095963was Diagones the world's first shitposter? or was shitposting already an established art by his lifetime?
>>219096105he might've been the first recorded influencer
>>219094642That’s not true
>>219096105He was just a massive fucking weirdo anon>pisses on random men and tosses his semen at women Totally not an asshole
>>219093150You joke but getting eaten alive by a giant one of those would be fucking horrifying
>>219096269not that different from people today who make millions from shit like that. but he did it for the love of the game, not for money
>>219093150racist bigot>>219093197BLM
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>>219093370kek i fucking love redditors
>>219098844kek, true.
>>219097219This. Diagones wasn't in it for money or clout. He did it because the shitpost beckoned his soul
>>219099958fucking love this mad hobo
>>219093150i love chickens, just like em simple as
>>219093170lmao
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>>219093370Are you not allowed to post on reddit if you aren't autistic?
>>219098844I like how this purposefully hides the chunky neck and body
