What the hell is an "intimacy coordinator"?
>>219095114someone whose job is to ruin sex scenes and make them boring
>>219095114Intimacy coordinators aren't needed if the actress thinks ur hot
>>219095114Actor gets a boner, he doesn't get a boner, the actress is upset regardless. Actress has an orgasm, actress doesn't have an orgasm, the actress is upset regardless.When cinephiles say that New Hollywood ruined everything, they are not lying.
>>219095114a referee to ensure there's no foul play that could be interpreted as grounds for litigation. errant boners, making sure there's consent every step of the way so one of them doesn't chimp out and sue after the movie is released etc.
old lesbians who tell the camera operator to "GET SHOTS OF THE HANDS OHHHHH WE LOVE THE HANDS FUCKKKKKKK"
>>219095114they're the people who are making everyone in movies touch foreheads instead of hug or kiss
They're usually the ones that calms the actors down by helping them rub one out.
>>219095290>touch foreheadsthat's lewder than holding hands
>>219095218Were they ever actually fucking on screen? It's my understanding that the man is usually wearing some sort of cover over his penis and never actually enters her so how would he actress orgasm anyway?
>>219095201>calls every other male actor she's had a sex scene with "pervy"harvey didn't get enough credit for keeping his pretty retards in check
>>219095114>What the hell is an "intimacy coordinator"?
>>219095114>What the hell is an "intimacy coordinator"?Leftist DEI role draining funds from production.
>>219095114Someone who doesn't know what penetration looks like
>>219095114an intimacy coordinator is an overweight lesbian potterhead retard who tells the jews in hollywood what's appropiate and what not in cinema according to her inexistent experiences of intimacy
>>219095114I once watched a video where a youtuber says "And there were NO intimacy coordinators back then so...YIKES."I couldn't believe what I was hearing.
>>219095335Julie Christie and Donald Sutherland truly did it in Don't Look Now and it seemed to have gone smoothly. Now whether or not it was unprofessional, depends on your perspective.
>>219095436I can
>>219095436Anyone who uses the word "yikes" while not being a cartoon character should be discarded immediately.
>>219095114aka Pervert in Charge
>>219095218I've got a boner just reading this. Is the actress upset?
>>219095596You'll be served papers before the day is through.
>>219095829shit
>>219095366He has been especially nice to whittaker this seasonIf he turns out to be a big gay homo for twink whittaker I will finally drop this show
>>219095596If you don't cum she will sue
A guy that comes and slaps your boner
>>219095114A small goblin that sits there and watches and constantly asks the actress if she consents.
I want to be the first producer to hire a rape coordinator.
>>219096586>do you consent to having your rags off?
like stunt coordinator but for sex scenes
>>219097095how does that even work?>yeah,yeah,good,but be more gentle when you suck her nipples,haha,yes.now stick your tongue out and lick her belly,yes,yes,very good...
>>219095114>A completely useless role designed to "protect" actors but actually just another backdoor production job to syphon money from a project>How they SAVED filmsWhy are lefties so gullible
>>219095114Weinstein got cancelled and went to jail Because of that many women got jobs because hollywood doesn't want to be seem as sexist The thing is most women are talentless and you can't have every woman being someone's assistant on the film setSo they invented bullshit jobs like intimacy coordinator The thing is all intimacy coordinators are women so they pretty much push for modern films to not have female nudity but male nudity instead It's woke and political
>>219097713oh damn I thought it was like a cinematographer but for sex. this is some retarded bullshit
>>219097816It sounds fetishist as fuck,giving precise orders to two adults about how they have to kiss or hug each other.
>>219097713it's studios covering themselves in the wake of #metoo you sperg. they get everything that's going to happen in the scene signed off with the intimacy coordinator, so years later some actress can't turn around and say she was pushed into something she didn't want to do, or it went further than she was expecting, they have it all on record of exactly what they agreed to.
>>219097713sadly a job like this is necessary in the post-metoo workplace, otherwise the entire production risks getting cancelled if even one actress makes a tweet alleging harrasment. by ensuring the presence of an intimacy coordinator they're basically avoiding cancellation on social media. it's a risk-averse strategy.
>>219095335>Were they ever actually fucking on screen?Any movie that's not porn cannot have actual intercourse on screen. It would be a legal nightmare. Everyone would lose their jobs etc. Just look at what happened with Girls Do Porn. A few of the girls got upset they were (allegedly) lied to and sued the shit out of the guys, who had to flee the country AFAIK. If you ask me, explicit sex scenes don't belong in movies, the same way toilet scenes don't, unless it's some kind of parody or poop joke, which is simply low brow. Just hint at them having sex by waking up together the next morning or something, I don't care. It adds nothing to the movie and just makes me horny.
>>219098497Kek nice vid. But yeah I thought so. It became especially obvious to me once my family got digital cable when I was in High school and I could sneak a little late night cinemax viewing and realized that every Hollywood sex scene was just an even more toned down version of softcore porn. Some can be unintentionally funny like when it's obvious that irl the dude would be thrusting into the woman's bellybutton angled that way. And I can see maybe some movies it being ok like with Boogie Nights since the movie is literally about the porn industry and it's roots (from what I can tell from just fast forwarding the plot to get to the good stuff) but yeah with most movies it often is completely unnecessary. Sometimes I wonder if it's a holdover from the boomer days when seeing anything sexual was so much more rare. You take your sweetheart out to a romantic comedy, a sex scene gets you both so horny that you'd go out to your car and fuck in a massive back seat.
>>219095152i swear that at least half of modern jobs are the result of someone realizing they are too lazy and worthless to create anything of value so they invent problems and then sell themselves or their companies as solutions.
>>219099705>unintentionally funny/tv/'s favorite /tv/ series Rome has an unintentionally funny sex scene where the protagonist has sex with a slave woman but they're both fully clothes and you can clearly see he's just dry humping her butt and they're both moaning faker than Evil Angel strapon dykes.
>>219098295And what was Weinstein exactly you fucking retard if not metoo?
>>219095114a perverted leftie
>>219095114>What the hell is an "intimacy coordinator"?Ton's of stories of actors taking liberties while filming sex scenes. Imagine a scene with an older more established actor, you have to make out with them, and every time you do they reach around and tries to shove their finger up your ass. It's apart of their process, theyre acting in the moment, it's what their character would do, it's art. The director won't do shit cause the actor knows everyone and the director is relatively new. So what do you do? An intimacy coordinator is a 3rd party consultant that is plan out everything that is going to happen and make sure everyone is ok with it. And if needed shut things down if someone refuses to listen.
>>219095114It became a defacto industry standard after the mind warping eroticism of Linda Hamilton's performance in the Terminator set the gold standards so high
