https://youtu.be/urAnFZBx7rE>literal Star Wars bukkake>LASERS LASERS LASERS SHIPS SHIPS SHIPS>5,1 million viewsIs that just what's missing from Star Wars? More of everything slopping the screen?
>>219097300You think boys watch Star Wars for obscure references to real life communist acts and clumsy parallels between the Empire and present-day politics? Just stick to the pew pew and hot aliens girls, comrade
If you want grim dark instead here's Vader wallowing in grief.https://youtu.be/PFZOKNh2tMg
>do you want giant warships and huge battles in star WARS?oh, i dont know. Who was the target audience again? Ah, i fogot, the force is female now. What do you mean? They didnt show up? Ah, dang, shame! Maybe next time.
>>219097300the rebels will take anybody these days
>>219097300If this was Warhammer /tv/ would give it a pass, no they'd call it the greatest short film of the last decade like what happened with that overrated piece of shit Astartes.
>>219098720based
dude TRACKING SHOTS lmao
>>219098385The slop!
>>219097300>distorted scale>capital ships small af>amateur one take with constant stimulationMakes me appreciate George's precision
>>219097300This is a kids franchise you dolt.
>>219098165Star Trek has hotter aliens
>>219097300Disney must have set an incredibly low bar.1. N2. in atmosphere - wasn't at all common in original star wars, current-year freaks seem not to be able to relate to space battles - so disneyites have to put space ships in a fucking planet3. invulnerable xwings - lucas made them actually explode and suffer before managing any kind of victory4. spaceship underground - smashy smashy derp5. hyperspace from inside an atmosphere - everything else has always had to be "clear for hyperspace" since the very first time it happened in starwars6. the empire retreating with dozens of star destroyers and a super star destroyer just because a pack of N showed up, goes against all established events.in short, it's more disney dogshit just made by a disney faggot that wasn't paid directly, as far as we know.hopefully they destroy him with copyright claims and he is left destitute.
>>219097300>RotS's intro but even more nauseatinghuh, no wonder I've never heard of this.
>>219099239Such as… uh…
>>219099540>6. the empire retreating with dozens of star destroyers and a super star destroyer just because a pack of N showed up, goes against all established events.>lose your planetary shields>entire rebel fleet is attacking Coruscant>surely my wunderwaffen will save the day !!!11!!!1
>>219098861Congratulations, you've won today's Trying Too Hard Award! Your prize is one headpat - oo's an edgy boy then? Oo's an edgy boy! You are, ooooh yes you are edgy boy.
>>219100556How tf am I trying too hard? I'm literally right.
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>>219099540Witness the self-exposure of the casual "fan", unaware that the short is a loose adaptation of one of the climactic battles of the X-Wing novel series, in which Ysanne Isard is forced to take the Lusankya SSD from its hidden place beneath Corsuscant where the Emperor stashed it as a last-resort escape vessel because the New Republic has taken Coruscant in a massive operation of which the depicted events are one small part.
>>219100652Sorry buddy you can only win once a day. Come back and repeat your dumbass excuse for an opinion tomorrow and you'll be entered into the draw again.Also, boosting your own post with fake (you)'s >>219100706?C'mon son.
>>219100767that's not even me
>>219097300pretty sure this is based off the xwing series, but 100x more obnoxious than what was described in the book
>>219099239trekkies coping as per usual
>>219099239Uhhhh.....such as?
Yes you fucking faggot, i watch it for the wars not the buddhists with laser swords whining about morality and fate.
>>219099235yeah, we know you epstein scum always go for the kids first
>>219100767thanks for the free you lil carry
