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>never been closer to apocalypse
>zero movies
>only gay tranny migrants slop, blackwashed remakes and endless loop reboots
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>>219098416
>>never been closer to apocalypse
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>>219098416
>>never been closer to apocalypse
im 34 and ive been hearing this every few years since i was fucking board
stop this retarded meme
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>>219098416
Sodom and Gomorrah before the fall, anon.
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>>219098416
Anon did you know that if you snuck in and moved the hand to midnight then all the bombs will go off?
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>>219098441
>>219098450
The point is that there are almost no more films about geopolitical issues when they were common in the past decades.
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>>219098706
you don't even watch movies retard, what a shit thread
>don't look up (self-explanatory)
>civil war (self-explanatory)
>warfare (mutts in the ground in some ME shithole)
>no other choice (job market, automation, uncertainity of modern times)
>one battle after another (self-explanatory)
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>>219098914
these are all mutt-centered meme factories
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>>219099022
>one of the biggest content-producers on earth that uses it as soft-power projection is making media centered on its policies and problems
uh yeah anon it's kinda the whole point
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they treat climate change as the equivalent to nuclear armageddon now
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>>219098416
>It's 5 minutes to midnight it's bad people
>it's a minute to midnight it's serious now people
>it's 48 seconds to midnight oh god take us seriously
>it's 15 seconds to midninght WE ARE SERIOUS PEOPLE
>it's 2 seconds to midnight SOMEBODY LISTEN TO US
>it's 0.5 seconds to midnight SUPER SERIAL
>it's 0.03 seconds to midnight hello...?
>it's 0.00008 seconds to midnight remember when we werent a complete joke?
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>>219098416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inKtFIKe68o
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>>219098416
Makes for ineffective bread and circus.
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>>219098416
>Trump nukes Iran
>"uhhhh it's now 0.1 second from midnight I guess"
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>>219098416
The libtard boomer clock
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>>219099573
People get paid to make that shit up.
>What do you do for a living
>I work for a think tank
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I don't think we are closer than the Cuban Missile Crisis.
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>>219098416
>>zero movies
you know why? because it's a jewish scientist organization that charges out of the yingyang for rights privileges
and none of the scientists are even good in their field, they're assistant professor at branch college of state u tier
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>>219098416
how do you convert 89 seconds to microwave time
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>>219099840
>how do you convert 89 seconds to microwave time
About 2 frozen burritos.
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>>219098416
the word is immigrants - they aren't going in both directions and there's nothing temporary about their invasions
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>>219098706
What do you want? A movie about how great Israel are and they are saving the world? You wont get anything else, and you wont get anything from an investigative journalist as the papers have killed that for client journalism
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>>219098450
>millennials watching their fifth historical once-in-a-lifetime world-ending crisis unfolding and thinking "I need to pay rent"
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>>219098416
>analogue clock
boomer moment
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>some meme clock about how soon the end of the world is
And? What do you want me to do about it?
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This looks so embarrassing, no wonder everyone laughs at "scientists".

>>219098706
>geopolitical issues
There is only one enduring geopolitical issue from which all minor issues spring forth
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>>219098416
you better get in your bunker before its too late, OP
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>>219101037
I'm glad you agree religion has been a scourge upon humanity brought about by a simple misunderstanding of what the stars are and propagated by ignorant men for millennia.
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>>219098450
46 and same.
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>>219101037
>Mary knows she will be stoned to death for cheating on her husband so she says Jesus was immaculately conceived
>Like any religious kid, Jesus is an uneducated piece of shit and does nothing of note until age 30 when he realizes his mothers lie is a free meal ticket
>The lie gets grander and grander as it passes from storyteller to storyteller
>Mel Gibson and Kevin Sorbo shit themselves from excitement
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>>219098450
You don't get it
ITS SECONDS AWAY
MERE SECONDS

SECONDS
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>>219102994
TICK
TOCK
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I want WWIII to start already just si this gay jew world order can finally end.
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>>219098416
the poopday cock is 9 sharts away from armadoody
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>country changes from 90% white to <50% white in my lifetime before I'm even 40 years old
>these people try to convince me that white replacement is a conspiracy theory the entire time
>the Wikipedia entries on this subject have only become more overtly dishonest and misleading as time has gone on; they no longer even present the alleged claims made by the opposition and counter them as a mere 'conspiracy theory' (because they were happening in real time and have officially Happened, past tense) and now just misrepresent it as zany and silly and smear it as much as possible
>their progeny release the movie The Sky Is Falling, a snarky propaganda film about how everyone is sounding the alarm on the Current Crisis (which most normalfags are already on board with because it's considered the only morally correct position, and if you disagree you are low class, dumb and/or evil) and nobody is listening
Wtf?
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>>219098450
The world is on the brink of nuclear war. I hope you've spent years prepaaaaring with a bunker, bullets, rice and beans, and the like. I even trained carrier pigeons and have 10 of them for when the USPS goes down. It's over.
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So what is the significant of the clock hitting midnight?
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>Try to discuss news, economics, bitcoin and even giving daily advice to make their lives easier
>"dont care"
>"beer and muh family"

Is this maximum cope from normies?
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>>219099963
Damn, didn't know burgers came up with their own non SI time unit and based it on the heat capacity of their favorite goyslop unit but I am also entirely unsurprised
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>>219102994
We get a whole new day after midnight, so it doesn't sound as bad as they make it up to be
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>>219099234
The funny thing is they trapped themselves, time only goes forward. so when global tensions cool, and iran is no longer a nuclear seeking state, the time to midnight won't increase. so even when the world gets better we are still at 0.00008 seconds to midnight. the whole system for it is a joke made by faggot commie niggers trying to brainwash america into conceding to USSR back in the day. Fuck them
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>>219101953
Hi Moshe
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>>219104490
>giving daily advice to make their lives easier
Go on.
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>>219098416
The apocalypse clock is an agenda driven joke.
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>>219102994
it's just a shot away
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its... uh... 72... point.. um... 4 seconds to midnight... yeah...
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>>219109763
>The funny thing is they trapped themselves, time only goes forward. so when global tensions cool, and iran is no longer a nuclear seeking state, the time to midnight won't increase.

Yes it will are you retarded? It goes back and forward
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>>219098416
Sean Penn made a Zelenskyy documentary just for you. Jews are still making September 5, pumping out WW2 documentaries of yet more unsung heroes/victims.
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>>219098450
2 MORE WEEKS
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>>219112280
>In recent years, the clock has consistently moved closer to midnight,
the last time it moved back was 1991, the end of the cold war. you saying that was the last time tensions in this world cooled? I bet you could point to several other instances if you tried, but they no longer move it back.

nice self own though, faggot
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>>219108066
Leafs measure distance in time.
>Toronto is about 2 hours away
Do any Burger states/regions do the same?
Like the cola/soda/pop trichotomy.
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>>219098416
Sometimes I'm glad boomer culture is dead.
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>>219098914
>>219099146
Study the meaning of geopolitics, anon. Hint: it doesn't mean local politics.
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>>219098450
every generation loves to think they're going to be the ones that experience the end of the world. the truth is the world has never been safer and there's never been a better time to be alive. and before you incels rush in with your edge cases: that doesn't mean there aren't problems in the world. bad shit is always happening but it's not as bad as you incels say it is. you need to stop getting your news from /pol/. that place is specifically designed to keep you seething at all hours of the day.
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Something people don't point out enough

>The Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists was founded by Hyman Goldsmith and Eugene Rabinowitz
For fucks sake was Schlomo Shekelstein unavailable
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>Biden and Obama started 7 wars between them
>clock didnt move at all
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>>219098416
>random sand nigger shithole gets bombed
>>never been closer to apocalypse
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>>219098416
>>219098441
>>219098450
they shot their load in like 2016 with orange man bad and muh global warming and now look like retards when they want to try to move it closer to midnight
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>>219098914
>>219099022
why do you thirdoids seethe about us nonstop?
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>>219113330
Seriously though, we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.
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>>219099180
>>219099234
yeah, jumping the clock up for
>muh climate change
>muh trump
when it was about nuclear war really fucked it up
>>219109763
they've moved it back a couple times, like when the USSR fell
>>219099364
iron maiden is based, it's a shame all their songs sound the same
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Laughable
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>>219100013
migrants are invaders, not immigrants
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>>219101953
shalom and good morning, saar!
>>219103525
the dooms day clock isn't about how thirdies are ruining the US and japan
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>>219103823
originally it was how close we were to dr strangelove full nuclear exchange but now it's
>le climate change
>le orange man bad
>>219103606
kek, nuclear war is like the main thing that isn't worrying because the only countries that would potentially nuke someone can only nuke other thirdies. Like pakistan can only hit india and unless you assume india's subs actually work india can only hit pakistan and china
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>>219108066
>thirdie is too dumb to understand how microwaves work
many such cases. must be why we went to the moon and you can't
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>>219113053
>and there's never been a better time to be alive.
the boomers gen was objectively a better time to be alive because they didn't let thirdies in and the economy was better
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>>219113143
kek
>>219113221
it doesn't count because uh reasons
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>>219113567
>Clock at 12 mins during the Cuba Missile Crisis
Yeah this thing is total bullshit.
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WHAT I’VE DONE
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>>219113330
Unironically the climate is doing what was predicted. We’re seeing storms that happen 100 years, year after year. I don’t understand why people refuse to acknowledge that the climate is changing in the way the warnings predicted. What’s going to happen and what is causing it isn’t proven. Just because India and China are outpacing us by 100 fold and it’s pointless to cripple the economy to curtail our output, that doesn’t mean the predictions aren’t coming true. Two things can be correct at the same time. Time will tell.
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>>219114299
global warming is a chinese-israeli scam to destroy the economy. if it was real it would be based because then indonesia and holland would get flooded. we obviously need to ban all industry, electricity and emigration from the indian subcontinent to prevent global warming, anything else than that is something I'm against
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We don't need to worry about climate change anymore, we need to create an AI to stop the Antichrist.



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