How do you respond to this without sounding like a hack writer?
>>219100520Finish the book before you die of fat, GRRM.
good thing we have colbert now
>>219100520>Rudolph? You’ve allied with Adolph?
This is a very funny joke.
>>219100657why aren't you laughing? here, like this
>>219100520People aren't named based on their future actions
>>219100520>sorry, man
>>219100562ASOIAF fans eternally BTFO>still no explicit Westerosi tax policies
Oh you mean Curumo? Direct sound so much like sauron now, does it, you ineffable faggot
>>219100520>sa-ru-man>sau-ronthese names aren't similar if you speak british english, saars
>>219100520Saruman never really allied with Sauron tho
>>219101012OP is clearly a darkie
>>219101012Has someone made a jeet edit with saar-on and saar-umon? I’m too lazy to do it
>>219101012Honestly it was confusing for differentiating the two but i was 8 when i read the book
>>219101036He sort of did but it was entirely self-serving at any rate
>>219101012When I was kid, I definitely confused the 2, and English is my first language.
>>219101254He was actively working against him
>>219101280In subterfuge, sure. He kissed his ass otherwise
>evil mountain named Mount Doom >manipulative advisor to the king is named Grima Wormtongue>Balrog named Durin's Bane kills King DurinTolkien was a hack
>>219101012why do you mention jeets into every thread you autist
>>219100978>CurumoYou talking about good old Sharkey?
>>219101431Drop an insult and the owner picks it up
>>219100520Who's Dumbledore talking to?There is no Sauronman in Harry Potter. Frankly, it sounds like a pokemon.
>>219101510Yeah, saruman.
>>219100603can't wait to find out the vaxx status of hobbits