Half-Blood Prince of Bel-Air
>>219101101he was that evil vampire in like the second twilight right?
>>219101101
>>219101101Blade?
Walking through the DaAaArkwith a wand in my handand a hex in my heaaart
>>219101101we wuz muhfuggin wizzards n shieettttt
>beaner humor
>>219101287that's a wholesome nigga actually paying for nerd stuff
>>219101101we wuz wizards n sheeet
>>219101101Straight Outta Cauldron
>>219101101>Prince of Bel-AirThat guy's Jamaican though, right?A pious rastafari. Has to be. They wouldn't culturally appropriate that haircut. Would they?
>>219101101This is a black thing, isn't it?
>>219101101It's amusing how the only comments for the trailer are just talking about the racist implications of Snape being black and Harry suspecting him for stealing the stone.
The 40 of Fire
the professor formerly known as half-blood prince
zippers on wizard clothes is honestly more offensive than him being a nigger
I am the half hood prince...
>>219101101WE WUZ
>>219101101>>219102251>>219102357yall crackas iz funny
>>219101101King Willi from Predator 2.If he speaks with Jamaican accent then it would be the best series ever.
What's Snape's favorite spell? Accio.Makes it easier for him to steal
>>219101101That zipper is putting me off more than the fact the actor is black
>>219101101>Watermelon, after all this time?>Always.>*points wand sideways*
>HOW COME SHE DON'T WANT ME, MANE?!
>>219101101I'm actually excited, this is going to be hilariously stupid
>>219101101>put a sheboon in it! and make her GAY!just like that south park episode.
>>219101214Wesley Snapes
>>219101101>Aight, lil niggas. Today's lesson will be on topical applications for Butter of Shae
>>219102889>zippers on wizard clothes is honestly more offensive than him being a niggerI remember there was a rule that you couldn't show zippers on Star Trek because the future is supposed to be a different world. Harry Potter should follow the same logic. They didn't even have plumbing until the 20th century to distance themselves from Muggles. And I'm supposed to believe they have zippers on government issued uniforms?
>youz a crack, pottuh.
>>219101101gimme a hug, Malfoy
>>219102889>Finest dragon skin, little bro,” said Fred, giving his zip a little tweak. “Business is booming and we thought we’d treat ourselves
>>219101101I lost
>>219101101Snape kills Dumbledore FOR PURELY SOCIOECONOMIC REASONS
>>219101101>OH HAWWWWG>HAWG DEM WAAAAARTS>OH HAWG DEM WARTS>DEM WARTS OF POTTAAAAH
>>219108132We going at it again? Niggas learned nothing from Lord of THEM RANGZ of power
>the creepy stalker type who's a terrible person and only helps the good guys for selfish reasons>gives him the "look black people it's literally you you're included" treatment
>>219101101FR FR NO CAP>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zud9LhR8Ytk
>>219108869Entire 4chan coudn't make a funny meme so we resolved to posting Geeks & Gamers or Nerdrotic?
Did they seriously have to go with dreads?
>>219109062They wanted him with longer hair like original and straight hair would look ridiculous
>>219101101>that fucking zipperKingdom Hearts?
>>219109350>straight hair would look ridiculousSo do dreads.
>>219109537>>219109350So just bald, blacks look good shaved.
>>219101336And that girl is being racist, he is not doing anything bad yet she assumes he is going to kill her just based on his looks.
>>219109537It's a jewish protection plan. Some people don't see color so they need to give him dreads so you know he's black.
>>219109742She is just being smart, around blacks never relax. Doesn't matter how friendly they seem
>>219109940I can keep him on the good path. I'd be his friend and suck his dick
>>219107151>They didn't even have plumbing until the 20th century to distance themselves from MugglesYou think this show will include that bit about Wizards just shitting on the floor and then using magic to vanish the shit in the old days?
>>219110124Probably. With another character dropping a marvel quip of disbelief in response
I've been workshopping buckbeak/buckbreak jokes all day but I haven't got the phrasing right yet.
>>219109350tell that to Thulsa Doom, faggot
