Just finished it, I feel so empty, bros. Did Vorenus die?
>>219103925they all died dude its been like 2k years
>>219103925you feel empty? allow me to fill you up
>>219103925I have blond hair, but I feel like a trve Roman.
For me, it's Atia
>>219104371Imagine if she had a daughter who was 17 years, 11 months, and 29 days old...
>>219104280Go back to Germania, Teutoknob
>>219104891I shaved my mustache like Trve Roman though, and have married an Afro American, so my offspring will look like a Southern European. Let's stop the discrimination bros.
>>219105153But do you eat TRVE Roman bread for TRVE Romans?
So Caesar was a pillow-biter, or was that HBO slop-ifying their slop?
>/tv/ can't get e TRUE ROMAN thread going in MMXXVIShould've attached a pic of a young brown zoomer actress I guess.
>>219105646what the fuck are you talking about?
>>219103925This HBO series apparently inspired a Rome otaku to draw Thermae Romae. Then the Japanese comedy was made on the same set built for the series.
>>219106494true roman thread for true romans
>>219104280Several early Roman Emperors had blond hair, like Commodus, Nero, Lucius Verus and probably Augustus. It wasn't that uncommon.
>>219106765Augustus had brown hair, as was discovered from the pigments on the Augustus of Primaporta
>>219104371Marc Antony was a lucky fuck, a salute
>>219104371This scene gave me an adult woman fetish
>>219106963Most people who were blond as a kid have brown hair as an adult
>>219104280You deserve a loaf of true roman bread
>>219103925Watch "I, Claudius"
>>219107256Vincent Gallo claims he was blonde as a kid but his hair darkened to almost black as an adult.Would you describe him as blonde? With the beard he kinda looks like Marcus Aurelius.
>>219106765When will Hollywood finally give us a kino with blond, Germanic/Celtic hair and heritage? I'm tired of being unrepresented. Can we start a petition and send it to Ridley? Let's do it NOW bros!!
>>219106765>2 of the most insane shittiest Roman Emperors had blonde hairI'm not sure what you're trying to say, Anon
>>219107365Would /tv/ follow this guy into battle, against hordes of filthy barbarians, after he gives a hella epic speech?
>>219107470Only if his speech is describing Chloe Sevigny's blowjob in exacting detail
>>219107390Yeah send it to Ridley. LOL
>>219103925Is it even implied that he could be alive? I remembered him just dying on screen
>>219107929They didn't show his actual death so that he could be brought back if there ever was a season 3. Ironically now Pullo's actor is dead.
>>219103925>we live in a timeline where slop like Vikings and Game of Thrones got like 8 seasonsHurts yknow
>>219107495>Only if his speech is describing Chloe Sevigny's blowjob in exacting detailheh
>>219107256Out of 4 blond hair boys in my family, I'm the only one still rocking the goldilocks at 40.
>>219103925Vorenus was actualy supposed to have a much more tragic ending. Because the show ended early, he dies at a point where he gets to at least reconcile with his children whereas in the original five season plan, Vorenus was going to embody the idea that a Roman soldier could serve for decades only to just die and lose everything they've worked for just a few months before they could finally reach retirement.
>>219103925remember what they took from you>I discovered halfway through writing the second season the show was going to end. The second was going to end with the death of Brutus. Third and fourth season would be set in Egypt. Fifth was going to be the rise of the Messiah in Palestine. But because we got the heads-up that the second season would be it, I telescoped the third and fourth season into the second one, which accounts for the blazing speed we go through history near the end. There's certainly more than enough history to go around.[1]
>>219110769>season five>Pullo and Vorenus get stationed in Judea>make fun of Jews and their one god>Pullo hears about this upstart preacher>gets curious and decides to listen in>he sit in on the Sermon on the MountIt would have been fitting to the character I think, he's pretty rough around the edges but a good soul overall
>>219110769I would have been fine if the show had ended on the third season and given the Third Triumvirate a proper full season.According to the pitch bible, the fourth season was going to be set in Brittania & Hadrian's Wall, and revolve around Pullo's relationship with his son (culminating in him having to kill the latter for rebelling against Octavian). Then season five would have dealt with Jesus and the rise of the Messiah.
