how come this masterpiece never gets mentioned on here?
We like stuff like Marvel and Harry Potter and not that femoid costume drama shit
thatd be the hunt for red october there are no w*men in that flick either and its seakino
>>219105697It’s literally as /tv/core as it gets
>>219105697its frequently mentioned when recommendations of kino are sought
>>219105697It looks fucking lame. History class shit
>>219105697>neverThere are two threads mentioning it in the catalog as we speak, dumb faggot.
>>219105697it gets mentioned enough that it made me finally get around to watching it and i enjoyed it immensely and also felt really sad that there were no sequels.
This seems like quintessential boring dad-core hence why I will never watch it
>>219105697paul bettany is a piss rapist
>>219107222Its romanticized boomer slop, half the crew on that boat would've been dicking eachother
>>219105871show tits
>>219107264I suppose you're the kind of fag who starts snapping fingers with one hand and rubbing his crotch with the other when Dunc starts shitting on screen because it's "so heckin realistic"
>>219105697moidslop
>get pwned by a French ship>disregard your orders and the war effort to chase it halfway across the world only to pay it backAubrey should've been court-martialed at his return.
>>219107222Define "dad-core" and why you dismiss it so.
>>219105697/tv/ fellates the shit out of this mediocre movie it infuritiates me.>no final battle with with their nemesis like potc>lots of talking in the ship>arm amputation story that went nowhere>literally bug chasing smfh>ending is guess what? chasing their enemies againfuck you /tv/ another waste of time
>>>/pol/Also this >>219105755
>>219108328Shit boomers with 0 personality like to watch
>>219107869He has to stop them from privateering their whaling fleet faggot.In those times it was permissible to disregard orders if you succeeded.Look at Nelson at the battle of Cape St Vincent
>>219108328They were the movies that every dad had in his dusty DVD shelfMaster and Commander, Four Brothers, Man on Fire, Face Off, etc.
>>219105697theres nothing to talk about. its perfect
Master and Commander is classic /tv/ core like MBV or NMH or Can on /mu/>>219105755bait
>>219108334>lots of talking in the shipThis sounds like a good thing.>>219107222What you didn't have a great relationship with your dad and he shared classic movies with you? My dad showed me probably 200 films from age 12 to 18
>>219108815What's the story of "full nelson"I assume it was named after Horatio Nelson
>>219105755FACT!
>>219105976if you can read, there are like 20 sequels
>>219105697I don't remember any sexual deviancy. Maybe that's it.
>>219109099The etymology of the term is uncertain. According to the Oxford English Dictionary, the term first appeared as "full Nelson" in an 1873 Pall Mall Gazette article where a coroner commented on its danger following a wrestling match. The name is perhaps a reference to Admiral Horatio Nelson, in whose honor several other terms were named, such as "Nelson's blood" (rum).[1]
