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>STOMP
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>>219107821
Midge

Do you think he would fall for a mouse trap?

>>219107821
how many do you think you could take? I'd figure I could take on at least 150-200 before they overwhelm me.

Reminder that they'd be swarming you.

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Would fuck his daughter

>>219107821
The most (You)s I ever got was from a photoshop making fun of one of his tweets. It was stressful and I had to turn off my extension notifications. It was a great shoop though, although the thread handed me great material to use.
>EcoscapeStockHouseForAnts

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>>219107821
That's a whole lot of perfect days.

Laugh all you want, biggers. The day of the midge is coming.

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>>219108278

>>219108233
Depends on whether I had a weapon or not. If i can create some distance, i should be able to chew through them. Otherwise, it's just a matter of getting tripped over before they all tear me to pieces.

>>219108233
Im southern indian so in long term every single one of them

>>219108233
I could probably keep them off me for a while, but once they pile on and start vibrating to generate enough heat to exhaust me it would all be over

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>>219112101
>I could probably keep them off me for a while, but once they pile on and start vibrating to generate enough heat to exhaust me it would be all be over

motherfucker

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>>219112174
I don't get it. Is there some sort of swarming insect that does this?

>>219113615
Bees cook intruder hornets alive by doing this

>>219113681
>look it up
Well fuck. That's pretty interesting.

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>>219112101

>>219108233
I do multiple hours of sparring a day. I have the gas to destroy a thousand Warwicks.

>>219108233
I'd just walk away and they would never catch up.

>>219115341
>>219115341
>I'd just walk away and they would never catch up.

What if they transform and unite - UltraWarwick?

get fucked bro.

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>>219107821

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I'd throw a bees nest at them like a grenade

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>>219107821
>Why, Mr. Biggunson? Why? Why do you do it? Why? Why go up? Why keep growing? Do you believe you're lengthening for something? Something more than your ego? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it fruit or right swipes? Perhaps reach? Could it be for love? Illusions, Mr. Biggunson. Temporary constructs of a feeble, oxygen-starved intellect trying desperately to justify a height without meaning or purpose. And all as artificial as the lifts themselves, although, only a giraffe mind could invent something as insipid as love. You must be able to see it, Mr. Biggunson. You must know it by now. You can't win. There's no point in growing. Why, Mr. Biggunson? Why? Why do you persist?

Little monkey fella.

>>219110735
NOPE.

>>219112101
Fucking hell.

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Everyone saying they could take 100+ Warwicks is full of shit. Think about it if you're on average 6 ft 180 pounds and you're unarmed but surrounded by likewise unarmed Warwicks you'd have to break multiple bones on each one to incapacitate them. After 20-30 you're gonna get pretty tired so anyone saying they could take more than 100+ is full of shit. I think 40 Warwicks is about the max you'd hope for but 25-30 would be most people's absolute maximum

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What about grabbing 2 warwicks and making nunchucks with him. Call them Warchucks or nunwicks.I think if you grabbed 4 war wicks, made a pair and used them as a weapon you could beat an additional 100.
Someone ask an LLM

>>219107821
You and what army?

>>219108233
If I'm being realistic 50-70.
My cardio is shit.

>Whats funnier than 1 man stomping 100 warwicks?
>100 men stomping 1 warwick!

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>>219117732
I NEED WARWICK-CHUCKS!

>>219118993
KEK

>>219108233
Probably like 20. Half of which would be K.O instantly but once I'm gassed the rest would probably be a real slog.

>>219118993
my finger point

>>219117412
That should be a real unit of measuring the stamina of a professional fighter.
>he's at about 30 Warwicks in terms of endurance training

I'll be honest, if they all rushed at the same time maybe 2 or 3.

>>219108278
imagine..

>>219108233
with a sharp scythe? every single one of them. barehand? probably a dozen

>>219119213
You couldn't physically overpower the equivalent of 3 toddlers?

>>219117412
They collectively weigh like 20 grams. There is more of a chance of me missing some because they fall into cracks out of reach.

>>219119213
you gotta stutter step with your kicks like a marine kiting banelings bruh

>>219119213
What are you in a wheelchair

>>219108986
it's great when you get a big hit
i did an edit once in /pol/ and it went mainstream

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>>219113615
>>219113991

I'd just send Stuart Little to run them over

>>219108233
>get on the floor
>start rolling
>literally steamroll every single one with minimal effort

there is literally nothing they could do to stop me. I weigh 300lbs and I'm 6'0"

>>219126235
>>get on the floor
>>start rolling
>>literally steamroll every single one with minimal effort
>
>there is literally nothing they could do to stop me. I weigh 300lbs and I'm 6'0"

you'll gas in about 10 or 15 warwicks.

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>>219126408
He could eat them for more energy. Gotta be like 40-50 calories in each.

>>219107821
So this is how it feels to be the gorilla

>>219111431
what does that mean, you're gonna snakecharm em?

>>219126235
dinosaur

>>219108233
if they fought together in a phalanx formation and were armed with pikes/ spears you wouldn't stand a chance
>>219115341
presumably they would have scouts armed with slings and javelins, who would harass you until the body of the main force arrived and encircled you
>>219119369
peter dinklage weighs 110lbs by himself. each warwick is probably at least 70-90lbs

>>219119433
you don't stutter step with marines vs banelings, you split them you fucking poser

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2wmdLr0U1E

>>219115547
looks more like Michael Shannon

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midgets are kino
just so long as they don't forget their place >> (comedic relief)

>>219107821
>Sasori: Secret Midge Technique - Thousand Willow Summoning Jutsu..

>>219107821
I didn't think that electron microscope images came in colour.

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>>219113460
Beat me to it kek

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>>219131275
This

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Why do people hate him again? It's because that mocumentary show about his life?

>>219131519
who said anything about hate?
i just want to punt him into the sun and laugh my ass off

>>219131519
Edgy humor mostly, also that tweeter post where he threatened legal action against 4chan when he saw screencaps from the threads.
I doubt anyone cares enough about him to really hate him.

>>219108233
Couldn't you just grab one by it's leg and use it to batter the rest?

>>219107821
I got a leaf blower

>>219119239
>>219108278
Onaho

>>219107821
All bets are off once they congeal into a Critter ball.