>>219107977
Was he a death eater?

>>219108022
no he ate ass

>>219107977
Ha, I've been re-listening to the audio book, and I just heard that scene not 5 minutes ago. Vernon is a lot more crazed in the book. He boards up every entrance to the house and won't let anyone go outside.

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>>219107977
>Those AO3 fics where Vernon and Dudley are sex machines who cuck Harry with every woman in the series

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>>219107977
In my opinion, best DEH of the week.
Why is that DEHdley?

>>219107977
>"YES, I AM OBSESSED WITH APPEARANCES AND I DESPISE POTTER! YES, I HATE EVERYTHING TO DO WITH MAGIC! NO, I WILL NOT LET POTTER GO FAR AWAY TO A BOARDING SCHOOL WHERE HE WILL NO LONGER CAUSE ME EMBARASSMENT OR RUIN MY IMAGE!!!" Vernon said calmly.

>>219108349
>ah yes I totally want my abuse victim to go somewhere outside of my control
that's not how it works
a perfectly normal and bright nephew you took in because his parents died is not "an embarrassment" that's just the excuse for treating him like garbage

>>219108348
No shitposts on Sundeh?

>>219108349
>literally every year Harry ends up in mortal danger because of Voldemort or Voldemort-related shenanigans
Vernon was right about the wizards