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What are some Jewish films that schtupid goy schmucks coud nevah fully undahstand?
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A Serious Man
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>>219113175
Pure kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1TC1n9lhXU
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>>219113175
>schtupid goy schmucks coud nevah fully undahstand?
The director, Norman Jewison, is literally 100% gentile despite his name.
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>>219113207
>A Serious Man
dunno, ive never seen a jew in my life and this is one of my favorite movies
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>>219113207
You are 100% right on that one. I think that film was what initially made me suspicious of Jews. It was like being trapped in a cyclone of neuroticism. If that's their psyche then they are very dangerous people.
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>>219113228
>...and that would be the sweetest thing of all
:')
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>>219113175
I understood the message in fiddler on the roof. Its about a father not wanting his daughters to race mix. Its extremely obvious.
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>>219113207
I love Hershlag so much bros
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The vile, rootless chud whose 'culture' amounts to childrens tv shows and comic book films will never EVER understand this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJO35zU5bXg
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>>219113175
Episode I. This Jewish man was literally just trying to save the galaxy, but the goyim think he's the bad guy.
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>>219113473
>I understood the message in fiddler on the roof. Its about...
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The other one is being john malkovich. Less neurotic than a serious man but only because the film is so miserable that it doesn't have any room for anything else. Another very worrying indictment of the jewish psyche

It would be pitiful but unfortunately jewish misery wants to force itself onto other people
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Topol kicks ass in For Your Eyes Only
watch that instead
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Marathon man is an extremely Jewish movie
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>>219113175
Keeping Up with the Steins (2006)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUotYU43AWY
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>>219113175
The movie is fucked, but If I were a rich man goes hard.
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>>219113175
Quiz Show (1994)
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A Serious Man is a good, proper portrayal of Jewish neuroticism
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>>219114655
Agreed. And it is a weird film that shows their hangups. Like at the start he gets outrun by a masculine white guy. What do you want the audience to say? Do you want people to feel sorry for you because you're Jewish and short and white people can run faster than you?
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>>219113175
This was played on weekend TV a fuckton.
> Help these poor biggest victims in history to preserve and spread their culture; they were almost all wiped out!
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>>219114914
imagine being this mentally ill
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>>219113228
inst that a Gwen Stefani song?
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>>219114897
for those not jewish i think it's also a great example of what happens when you live your life on autopilot. it almost feels like arthur "wakes up" at the start of the movie and just has no idea how so many things in his life got out of hand.

also it's not like christians (or any other religion for that matter) have never once thought "why is god doing this to me? why is he punishing me?" when you have a string of bad things happen.
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>>219115405
>it's not like christians (or any other religion for that matter) have never once thought "why is god doing this to me? why is he punishing me?" when you have a string of bad things happen.
Correct, they never have. Christians and muslims always blame jews for bad things happening to them.
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>>219115405
>have never once thought
I use to do this as a kid a lot, as a teenager.
At some point in my late twenties early thirties I just awakened one day to
>damn I really do go out of my way to make my own life fucked
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>>219115405
to add on: the 2nd rabbi sums up the movie quite well: those gnawing existential questions, they're like toothaches. you have one for a while but eventually it goes away and you get on with life.
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>>219113175
>if i were rich i would be a fucking asshole for no reason
they were trying to warn us
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>>219114442
Charlie Kaufmann is genius though
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>>219113175
Pi
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My favorite Jewish movie is the producers
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It is finished. Amen.
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Kek. The troll got b&.
I wish it didn't also delete my comment about how the devil works, it was a pretty insightful revelation from today's study. Oh well, thanks anyway, janny. Good work.
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>>219116443
Is that you, based janny? Praise be to God for the works of His Son and His saints.
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>>219114655
I always thought Roy Scheider was jewish because of that movie.
(then again I thought David Letterman was jewish because he was in showbusiness and his first name was David and his last name ended in -man (sometimes heuristics fail)).
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>>219113175
Fiddler is genuinely a good movie. Good stage show too.
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>>219117122
>Roy Scheider
>mother IRISH
hmmmmm........
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>>219117005
how did her hairline get better in her mid-30's?
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>>219117361
it's not. different styles and lighting and camera tech
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>>219113175
love this movie
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my favorite Jewish movie is Die Hard
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>>219113175
Adaptation.
Uncut Gems
Israeli stuff like Fauda
The Meyerowitz Stories (very jewish movie)
A Real Pain (soppy jewish tripe)
>bonus mention: Friends with Benefits
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>>219113175
>What are some Jewish films that schtupid goy schmucks coud nevah fully undahstand?
This is all the films you need to understand our ethno-narcissistic supremacy silly bgoys
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>>219116206
Every jewish director wants to be Kafka
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>>219113175
I didn't even realize they were jews the first time I watched it.
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>>219119311
impossible
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>>219117122
The Roy Scheider subplot was greatly more interesting than the main plot and I was super pissed off that the film wasn't about him.
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>>219119346
I thought they were Ukrainian
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>>219119412
literally in the first minute of the movie you get a montage of Jewish symbols
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>>219113175
Munich
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>>219119289
Yeah, and they're suckers for aspiring to be one of the greats.
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>>219119358
yeah I thought the same too; doing actual fun spy stuff.
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>>219113175
It's hard to be Jewish
It's hard to be Jewish
It's hard to be Jewish in Russia
Bagels and Lox
Diamond shops
It's hard to be Jewish in Russia

Someone drop an Old Testament beat
*beatboxes*
Dreidels.



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