Nick 'Gurr' Mullen was on Fox's Red Eye so Cum Town is /tv/. They quit but the patreon still collects $27k a month. And yet I can't find Nicole Mullen's articles anywhere. What's up with that. Anyone have a link to those? I need them, I've never read them. I want to read them.This thread may also be used to speculate about when and how Nick will kill himself.
>>219114649THEY DID HWHAT WITH THE TRAINS?
>an autist, fatass and a jewyou may not like it, but this is what peak comedy looks like.
This is my favourite vid because someone puched him in the face (over a discussion about picrel) and I'm gay.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMDK844LQK4
This board moves too fast.
>>219114649They were (still are?) funded by Peter Thiel
>>219117554What if homer was guy and chinese
>>219114649I thought he was going to get into making movies or something, those short films were the only good parts of TAFS
>>219117916He left TAFS because everyone said the intro sketches suck
>>219114649The fact that /tv/’s Cum Town fanbase appears to be primarily made up of bongs and aussies tells me that your comedy scenes are fucking dead. Why don’t you fags have your own homegrown comedy podcasts?
why is anyone paying for it ever?the entire podcast is free online
>>219118008Only the U.S. and Canada produce good comedy. Brit/Aussie 'humour' is fucking garbage.
>>219118008Why are you so obsessed with what these two listen to>Because cum town is for the brothas, ya feel me, jack?
>>219115922>(((Every Morning)))What were they trying to say?
>>219118373Prove me wrong then. Where are you from?
>>219118660Also, I will NEVER stop making fun of bongs and aussies. They absolutely deserve nothing but scorn and mockery.
>>219118703Okay retard
>>219119107Uh huh. Aussie detected.
>>219119160Nah. Just here to call you a retard because you're worried about what other people listen to/watch which is incredibly gay
>>219119199In other words, this >>219118008 is completely accurate and I’m vindicated. Thank you.
>>219119241Nah. It proves you're a homo who cares what other men do in their free time and you're obsessed with Aussies for some reason. Homosexuality and retardation probably have something to do with that as well.
>>219119339Mmhmm.
>>219119411Compelling stuff.
>>219114649i still give them money because it was the funniest show i have ever listened to
>>219119510Think fast: How would you say chocolate milk?
>>219119529And what country are you from?
>>219119688the relevant one
>>219119715I rest my case. I was completely right and will continue to mock foreigners in Cum Town threads.
>>219118660I'm from Texas to be exact I just think your fixation with this is weird.
>>219119688Negrodelphia
>>219119529Based>>219119645Whatever retarded British/Australian bit you're doing isn't going over. Find something else to fixate on.
>>219119759how tall are you and how much do you weigh
>>219119789It’s never wrong to make fun of Australians.
Doughboys > Cum Town. Stavros was also completely justified in leaving and linking up with Los Angeles based alt-comedy pods.
>>219119897Okay, Stav
>>219119952Nick Mullen fans on /tv/ are homosexuals who find him attractive. Stavvy won.
>>219119897I would leave too if I were the most hated even though one of the guys in my podcast just sat back and collected a check and when they did try to contribute it either ruined the bit or was just unfunny.
its like John, Paul, and Georgeringo, each had their own role and it was over too soon, but beautiful
>>219120041It is pretty obvious that CT fans project on Adam and Nick because Adam is who they are, an unfunny mumbling dweeb vs who they wish they could be(Nick) a "based" quick witted alcoholic who just neets for the foreseeable future
>>219118008Okay BooB
>>219120041Extremely fat gay hands typed this
what is going on
>>219114649If he didnt blackpill himself and become a nihilist, he could have had Stav's career.
>>219121457i'm pretty sure he is managing the iran war so jokes on you
>>219118377>Every morning there's an anti-white>Statement on my jew friend's 4chan post I read
What's your favorite bit? Mine is Nick's idea for a Michael Douglas movie>TEACH ME HOW TO HAVE BIG COCK YOU FUCKING ANIMAL
>>219121457he never could have, he can't fit into a mainstream box like Stav the jolly horny fat man could, he's too off-putting
Just saw a porno from the 70s with him in it.
>>219128971
>>219128971>>219128989The penis was quite large.
Are you retarded? Stav was in yorgos lanthimos movie and Adam did an interview with William h Macy
>>219120155Yeah if John was not talented and had an annoying voice
I curse OP to have 5000 years of Gay Sex!
>>219114649He was relentlessly handsome.
>>219118008brits under 30 are all sanitised globohomo lovers or are consigned to council estates (the projects) and will not be allowed exposure by the mainstream controllers.a UK Cum Town style show would be very problematic and the people making it would get ruined socially and professionally by the current UK media establishment
>>219114649What's my friend nick mullen up to these days?
>>219129530going on podcasts with a look of a lost child
>>219115922if I was there it wouldn't have gotten down like that
Who else clicks on stavs podcast just to see if the ozempic is working?
>>219129008of course. it wouldn't be a 70's porn if it wasnt. also, the woman had big fat tits, skinny arms and no ass, correct?
>>219115922I would have listened to my best friend Nick, and that's what no one did.
>>219129530we play vidya and get drunk all day, and have gay sex all night
>>219120210>because Adam is who they areProjecting much?
>>219117272proofs?
>>219119529
>>219131741I automatically read the first pane in Adam's voice. Funny how that works.
>>219129557a lost child who got molested in the back rooms of a virginia mall while out with his grandma :(
>>219119339You're the one obsessed with Americans you dumb fuck lmao
>>219129281Europe is such a shit hole
>>219131809They're a social infection in any nation that welcomes them.
>>219129040Stav sucked in that movie and Macy told Adam, "you could do this professionally" after the interview, implying he was so underwhelmed by the production that had no idea Adam makes money from the show. They're doing fine, but their careers have plateaued. Movie producers are massively overestimating Stav's appeal on screen and Adam will never have a career outside of youtube
>>219127736Sopranos/Pepper Ann is up there
What happened to Mullen media?Nick fell off worse than Sam Hyde
the adam friedland show was good but then nick gave up on making adam do a monologue, and then lost interest in the show, and now he is just retired forever and we get 4 podcasts a year. because adam couldn't do a monologue
Like, who even gives a fuck my guyReddit spacing, Redbar is watching
I found an archive just by googling Nicole Mullen articles https://substack.com/home/post/p-165523027
>Completely skip TAFS podcast and interviews>Began watching it from the start and it's absolutely horrible. Marginally better than the later years of CT at least.
>>219129975>Stavros constantly post about his “fitness journey”>created a YouTube channel were he vlogs his diet>check back every 4 or 5 months>somehow getting fatterNick was right
>>219134093The TAFS podcast was almost always bad. The interviews after Nick left and Adam took over are very hit and miss. It really depends on the guest. The best ones are guests who you can tell really hate Adam
>>219134191Even the guests on the podcast were complete shit. Not even the Tim Dillon episode was funny or good.
>>219127736not really a bit but Nicks impression of Joe Pantoliano in the Matrix as a racist Italian always gets me.
>>219118008Nick, Stav, and Adam are a bit dweeby and like to tear shit down (especially Nick), which Brits like (bucket of crabs mentality), also the boys can say things that would get you arrested as a comic in the UK.
>>219127736Iranian Voicemail
>>219134175if anyone can out-eat ozempic, it'd be stav. he'll probably STILL gain weight
>>219133929it's so funny to me that nick was writing this shit in a dilapidated illegal tenement building with no windows
>>219114649>They quit but the patreon still collects $27k a month.On one hand, this is comfy.On another hand, he's got no motivation now but fade away into irrelevancy.
>>219136100>he's got no motivation now but fade away into irrelevancy."Hey I used to be famous you know...I still collect the residuals as proof."
>>219129984No. Clearly you're not a conosseur, you're describing 90s porn, not 70s.
>>219135659thats exactly what happens every episode of his fitness blog, he takes ozempic, gets high, gets the munchies then spends an hour taking a shit because eating on ozempic makes you sick. then he would weigh in and see hes gaining weight and promises to do better next week but then does the same exact shit>>219136033he did his writing at starbucks tho, he said he'd hardly spend time there prob cuz of the black mold
>>219127736It doesn’t even get a big laugh on the podcast when Nick says it but the Ian Malcom Jurassic Park bit always destroys me>they needed someone to . . . *count* up all of the dinosaurs >let’s see here, one two three>four five six . . .>seven eight nine ten . . .>Eleven dinosaurs!
>>219127736Adam shitting himself
>>219127736sanfrangelico guybig chill iranian guy
>>219127736"Bottom of the Toppera" from a very very early episode is the sentence that has made me laugh the most from Cum Town.
>>219136461The era where he kept doing sexually aggressive Jeff Goldblum is my favorite
>>219137511Stevie....i believe it's my go
>>219114649Marfan lost.Jack Horner won.
>>219120210Who is this handsome young man on the left and why does he eat so much doo doo?
Whose laugh is worse: Stav or Adam's?
>>219138142adam's
>>219115021BACK IN MY DAY, THE ONLY TRAIN WE TOOK WAS THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN TO GEORGIA!
>>219138142Stav.
>>219137537>uhh ahh Patrick, if you can hear me ... it's Jeffy. Its your, its your friend Jeff!>I was just trying to get Patrick toooo suck my penis
>>219136420I lose my shit at this every time.>I had vicious ring worm that I could not afford to treat.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfczGzr4zmA
>>219115922WHO SAID 'SUGAR GAY'?
>>219138142Stavs because it's fakeAdam laughs like a woman being choked but he laughs at funny things said instead of the ass dick balls rape jokes that Stav roars to.
>>219129903
>>219142637Marky Marks rap career is genuinely funny and entertaining in an ironic way.>blacks whites reds browns feel the vibration>cmon cmon>feel it feel it
>>219127736the self-pissed Italian guy who'se got pumps on
>>219142604I also get annoyed when Stav clearly tries to walk back Nick from being too offensive. Like Stav would always contribute to the duck and balls but never anything truly offensive.
>>219114649>Nick 'Gurr'it's the ben dover theory
>>219114649>what is your Dad was gay>and another gay retard sucked his little penis
>>219136929there's a jug of soap on the floor
>>219142839He didn't use the soap and he lied about it. He just rinsed off.
>>219138551OHHHH LAWD IN MY GERMANY?
>>219131949Your are, quite literally, the only homo in here sperging out about any country. Get a life, retard.
>>219142834To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Cum Town. The humor is extremely gay, and without a solid grasp of theoretical comedy most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Nick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from r/smalldickproblems, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Cum Town truly ARE idiots - of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Nick's existential catchphrase "I’m going to kill myself," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Nick's genius unfolds itself on their PC monitors. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Cum Town tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the boys' eyes only - And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
>>219142805>Nick: like imagine if there was an rapist in NY but he was indian >Stav: Nah cmon Nick don't.Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
>>219143619>Adam starts mumbling under his breath
Stavros is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a fatty, diabetic, small-dicked, bald, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But say he owes his career to Nick Mullen and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I’ve been found out".https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgqssveiCZM
>>219143881I hate Stavros so much he reminds me of Pete Davidson. >I know funny>I'm not a civvie>here's me with my pal (not pal) Bob Kelly>he thinks Bob Kelly is a name people knowI bet this faggot doesn't even know what the Bob Kelly Fat Belly cam was.suck me
>>219127736Hannah Gadsby but she becomes an edgelord comedian that shits on Abos the entire time
>>219131949You brought up bongs and aussies first you dumb faggot.
>>219129087But he did. It's why Chapman shot him.
Nick should really spend some time in prison I feel
>>219142805I think you're right. Adam was merely Not Funny, which is bad, but Stav was such a wet blanket about any bit which started getting too funny. (And look how gay both of their solo shows are) It really was one man and his two dead weight props.
>>219120210MARFAN!>.ORG BROS...CHECK IN
>>219145543Analyzing is gay but the cumcast wouldn't have worked if it was just Nick. It would just be this forever, ending with the sound of a gunshot.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJU7DURNNSg
>>219120210You are projecting.
>>219114649>They quit but the patreon still collects $27k a monthWhat the fuck, lmao. I thought this stopped after they made a final episode basically reminding people to cancel.
>>219146279Nick admitted he was into findom, but maybe in the opposite direction of what people would expect.
>>219131809>jewish community in japan
I'll never forget being permabanned for posting the word "Cumtown" because of that faggot with the bot.
>>219130018>>219146188Ah yes, the cwassic you’re projecting. How could ANYONE have such deep insights into the innuh wowkings of you’re psyche unwess they themsewves experience it first hand, which means you’re the one projecting. Have a nice day ;)
>>219149227elaborate, I am unfamiliar
>>219149357Guy setup a bot to post softcore CP whenever Cumtown the word was posted.
>>219149295Hey, cretin. Go back. Typing like a Reddit or and projecting. Sad.
>>219149457That's the gayest thing I've ever heard. And I've heard Adam speak.
>>219149492That must have really struck a nerve if you couldn’t recognize he’s quoting a CT bit
>>219114649some of the Nicole Mullen articles that made an effort with are really funny. I think he put a lot of effort into his comedy career early on and got jaded quick when he went nowhere. he was even on Vine back when that was a thing.
>>219149678Oh, I haven't heard that one desu.
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>>219114649Just let it go. Did anyone else use it as a friend simulator when they really at a really lonely point, and then sort of adopt Nick's personality
>>219149861yeah who gives a fucking shit about anything
>>219150013apathy is deathwhy leftoid troons kill themselves all the time
>>219150052I'm not killing myself out of spite. I'm literally Nick except my first sexual experience wasn't being blown by a dude when I was a kid and at most 25 other things. I wonder if he'll ever create anything of note ever again.
>>219127736>b-buh I'm Japanese>No you look that way because you're retarded>B-buh I'm Japanese!
>>219150052If anything leftists care too much and that contributes to their misery.
whenever i think about my cumtown phase it makes me cringe.all 3 of them are just annoying and putrid people. not least of all nick mullen who is just a gay mopey bitch that ruined his own life purposefully
>>2191498614chan is also my frensim
CT is the only podcast I've ever listened to and it probably will also be the last
Nick probably watched Sesame Street all the way up to its cancellation even though he hated the direction it was going. That reminds me of how he said older Sesame Street wasn’t as woke but he uses an example of some obvious BMWF couple explaining to a muppet that racists exist because they don’t like to see them “jumping on the bed” yeah ok
>>219127736For me it’s Andre Steakhouse
>>219142805>>219143619That's literally his role you autists. You need a straight man to react or else the "edgy" comedy just comes off as just mildly off-color and you realize it's just safe edgy
>>219152230*chevelle the red starts playing*
Satire is not a free pass to be a racist (or homophobic; or misogynistic; or ableist; or generic) dick. Satire is not a safeguard from your own asshole-ish tendencies. Satire isn’t a magic word that suddenly transforms unskilled and cliched writing into awe-inspiring, witty comedy.If you have to tell your audience it’s satire, it’s not satire. It’s just bad. So, just stop. Stop using the word “satire” as a thin shield for your own fucked-up sensibilities.And, while you’re at, stop making my people the butt of your hatespeech masquerading as “jokes”. It’s not that I have no sense of humour; it’s that you’re just not funny.
>>219138551>you ever notice black people take the midnight train to georgia, while white people take the midnight train goin' anywhere?Adam had a good one.also I love that bit because Nick knows "South Detroit" is not a thing. "You mean Windsor, Ontario?"
>yeah I'm a movie buff>no I haven't seen that movie>no not that one either>I may have watched that one.. no wait no I didn't>yeah that movie rocks, no I haven't seen it>I'm such a film nerd
>>219155664Me telling girls that I'm a huge film nerd and then pulling out my same catalogue of seven microbudget horror flicks every time
>>219149861im relistening to it, im on episode 100 something. yes i still use it as a friend simulator.
>>219155664He stuck to it and knows he’s smelling emma stone’s feet
>>219127736For me it was Morpheus being defended in court after raping a minor.>"Your honor they are saying my client wiped this girls memory... I cant even wipe my own ass!"
Dangit, I can't let this thread die, like Nick Mullen's son.
>>219158317I Love Pepper Ann!
>>219118008Strayan here. What noone is going to tell you is that Australians are fucking autistic so we've got our own sense of humor that noone gets. That's why it produced these abortions (sorry.) But every so often you also get a Jim Jefferies or the smiling friends guy.
>>219159454>sorryKiln is an unironically funny skit though.
>>219159454I like Michael Cusack. He is the only good one of you.
>>219115021>I'm not so sure about these TRAINS anymore.
>>219152230I can highly recommend early Pendejo Time if you want something tangentially related to old CT.
>>219127736>Blue Chew Paraglider sponsor pullout
>>219159342I FINALLY FOUND SOMEONE WHO'S GOOD FOR ME
>>219142750Keeping his boots nice for when the union goes off strike
>hahaha his name is Netard >.... EVEN BETTER
>>219155954I cant listen to full episodes, they are too boring, I rewatch some clips like once a month though>NOOOO RACHEEEEEL
>>219159663ALLTHESEFUCKINQUESTIONS
>>219159879WE'RE FUCKIN DONE
>>219114649Looking back now cum town was the most pathetic shit ever. Just look at the audience it attracted
>>219159957Turn your monitor on, faggot
>>219159957>podcasts are for faggotsNot shocking. Do you see the absolute cancer that comes from retards obsessed with streamers? Same thing.
>>219159957Big tough guy, huh? Kiss me up. I keep secrets.
>>219159622>I CAN say that>I DID say that>it's PROBABLY what happened>now I would LIKE my two hundred dollars
>>219159454>besmirching ADFag.
>>219155664Most undeserved success of all time?
>>219159590 Early Pendejo Time is funny for like 3 episodes and then you realize it’s just diet CT without Nick’s autism carrying it. It’s got that same “guys on a couch saying slurs” energy but none of the riffs go anywhere. If you want something actually scratching the old CT itch, you need at least one guy willing to completely derail the bit into a 20‑minute fake accent spiral. Otherwise it’s just dudes agreeing with each other and laughing at their own references.
>>219161316You don't need to sign your post. But yes, they are only funny if you're a raging homosexual and or post lobotomy.
>>219127736Gay Actor Michael Douglas, The Radioplay of To Kill a Mocking Bird Skit or the Big Chill reimaging are all classics
>>219162438>To Kill a Mocking Bird SkitI found that so unfunny, I don't know why people like that bit, it just went on for far too long.Same with the steve harvey holocaust train bit.Maybe it's because I'm not that familiar on what it's based off but still mid bits at best.
>>219149861I'm not sure if I already talked like nick before or I started after listening to the podcast
>>219155664the only thing that's based about that fat fuck lol
>>219114649molested man makes gay and retarded jokes all while respecting people's pronouns
>>219127736IT’S THE ADAM’S DICK IS SMALL DANCER>doodoodooddooodooo bwoosh OH YEAAAAHHYOU’RE DICK IS TOO SMALL>BOH BOH CHIKCHIKACHIKAAAHHH BOH BOHAnd then Nick raises the volume of the song until it’s a distorted mess
>>219115379hammond is a jew?
>>219165987settle down ur trying too hard
TAFS is extremely shit and gay. When they announced it of cum town I thought it was a joke because AF is completely talentless and his greatest contribution was being called a faggot and shitting himself. It's clear to me that TAFS, and probably cumtown itself, is astroturfed and as such the three people who did it glow. Like chapo, it's all so extremely fake and jewish.
>>219166234I refuse to even watch it when Nick and Shane were on
>>219166234>glowgood. the government are the good guys homeboy
>>219114649https://web.archive.org/web/20171026002451/http://thoughtbrochure.com/author/nick/
>>219155664I feel like all these nu-celebs are incredibly shallow, duplicitous phonies. am i the only one?
>>219149861>adopt Nick's personalityWhere I'm from there are dozens of Nicks everywhere you go. He isn't unique or special. He's funny. You need to wake up a little if you think he is some comedic father with children. Nicks happen spontaneously. He's one of maaany.
>>219160087Take me back to your place. Fucking spread me out, see how wide I can get.
>>219152670>you need a straight manYou aren't being a straight man Stav, you're being the leftist stop sign that wants the podcast to "succeed". Vocally trying to downplay racial jokes or jokes about women so you can have more time to insert more attempted jokes about assfucking gay rape large penises sucking large penises etc. You were the Ian Fidance of the podcast.You are hateable and your career is paling in comparison to Adam fucking Friedland.
>>219155664>The Dark Knight fucking ROCKS dude>I fuck with a Brokeback Mountain, I get it>Star Wars prequels sucked but The Last Jedi was something special
Bump for my best friend Nick
>>219167085This post makes it abundantly clear that Stav made the right decision. You clearly just want your friend simulator to do the same hacky, worn out /pol/ humor ad nauseam.
>>219166037I don't think so. I just posted the TG trio because that show also works because of three way chemistry.
>>219115922This is peak white trash
>>219166234I enjoyed the interview with Drea de Matteo.
Cum town glazers are the epitome of soillennial cringe
>>219167317Lucky bastard
>>219136100>irrelevanceyou're still talking about him. He made shitloads of money off of cumtown and still makes thousands a month despite no longer producing anything, why should he bother? He can just live a middle class lifestyle forever, that rules
>>219167377Turn your monitor off and kill yourself
>>219167377imagine being this much of a faggot and actually talking like this
>>219167377As opposed to being an annoying, faggot-zoomer that speaks in internet memes?
>>219145543Adam could be funny sometimes, but most of the time instead of contributing to the bit, he would just plainly state the premise of the gag, sucking all the air from it. >every fall, the Banana works hard to put food in his house for the winter, and the Coconut goes out and he has sex. He waits until the girls are going to school, he waits until they are trying to learn, and he gets them off the streets>wow, he's just not preparing
>>219166234>the US government >ever putting out any media that is critical of Israel
>>219167495eh... he made his nut and he's clearly out of juice.good for him. he should show up on Inside of You with Michael Rosenbaum and talk about that.
>>219167242Like I said, your career is literally weaker than Adam Friedlands'. You can't get anyone on your fucking podcast that isn't a washed up comedian. That Bob Kelly episode was embarrassing.Meanwhile Friedland has Mia Kalifa and Gavin Newstrom, Mamdani, etc. He had that Israeli shill from the senate on the show and shit on him for an hour. Wtf do you do? You're failing kiddo.Try losing some weight like you said you were gonna do two years ago you fuckin enormous stain.
As long as all three are still alive, there is always a chance we see the return of Cumtown, and I'll listen to it no matter how bad it is.
>>219167556The most sympathetic thing about Adam is that he has an "everyman" quality. If I were there I'd like to be Nick-tier but Adams commentary is closer to the level of comedy a regular person can throw in out off the cuff. It's like if a baseball team had an enthusiastic but average dad from New Jersey on the roster. Yeah he's sympathetic and they like him, but what's he doing there? To his credit you're also absolutely fucked if you ever get established as The Beta of a friend group. Even on the occasions where Adam came up with a genuinely funny joke or retort, the other casters never riffed on it. Just "Shut up Adam we're going to rape your bussy raw as soon as the recording stops" every time, even in the rare instances that he came up with something.
>>219167731no need for Stav to live https://stavbot.github.io/
>>219167085lol Stav was in a movie with Emma Stone and Jesse Plemmons and was making millions of dollars throigh his standup tours. Adam took three years to set up a show where he puts out an interview once a week which probably pays him in the low six figures annually
>>219167731Nick and Adam should do the show again for realz this time but with a blowup doll that has a vocalizer attached to it so they can spout soundbites who represents Stav. I would listen to that in a second. Nick wanted to do something like it previously. Do it.
>>219167780>lol Stav was in a movie with Emma Stone and Jesse Plemmonsthis isn't the flex you think it is Stavvie baby. You will die soon from your weight if you don't stop eating btw. (this is Shane Gillis, Stavvie, I know it's you babyyyy)
>>219167638tucker carlson clearly glows as wellcandace owens is sus as well but I think she might work directly for the vatican or a subgroup like the augustinians or SSPXit's a lot more complicated than just 'the governnment'
>ynr Adam cheating Nick out of a $100k Superbowl ad payday
>>219167724>from the senate>shit on himHe's a congressman and Ada. spent half the interview crying. Torres couldn't keep up the offensive but Adam made the entire thing about himself and then Torres eventually took off his mic and walked out. I like Adam more than Stav too, but to say Adam is doing better is outrageous cope, Stav is still selling out live shows and is going to be in another major studio movie while Adam is, effectively, still podcasting
>>219167831Well its ineffective then because we still let Israel drag us into a hot war with Iran
>>219167765Hell Yeah Dude https://vocaroo.com/1oR2KfbPCZaN
>>219167874remember leftists mocked Peterson when he cried in interviews
>>219167925yeah and now he has no mainstream credibility and started dressing like the Joker after his daughter hospitalized him for meat sweats, what fucking point were you trying to make?
>>219168011nothing just the old friend/enemy distinction the left operates under
>>219167901yeah those krafty kikes definitely got the upper hand
>>219168041>Juden Peterstein
>>219167901Iran is a nothingburger
>>219168331to you because you live with your parents, but normies with jobs are pretty pissed about paying for Gulf War 3.0 with money, brothers and sons
>>219168331https://vocaroo.com/1bsEq6VCd0LT
>>219168393>normies with jobs are pretty pissedand what are they going to do? vote harder? :)
>>219168430they're going to pay more for gas and then say 'waaaa everything is expensive and my mortgage has increased' then they'll vote dem and gas will continue to go up and everything will get worse and worse for ever and eventually chinese robots will conquer space
>>219168393A nothingburger. Exactly.
>>219167317IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!
>>219168626But you are lame, ugly, and unfunny. It unironically shouldn't have been you.
>>219168673Nah he's a great guy
>>219167731They said over and over again that they will never podcast again(Adam and Nick). So, unless TAFS fails spectacularly from here on out, I doubt they'll return.
>>219168673It says here in your charts that you're gay.
>>219168400>he did sperm into your wife's pussygets me every time
>>219169358>andnow herpussi istomake ababy
>>219169396oh meh gehd
>>219167724>Meanwhile Friedland has Mia Kalifa and Gavin Newstrom, Mamdani, etc. He had that Israeli shill from the senate on the show and shit on him for an hourThis is a huge turnoff for me. Not everything has to have a /pol/ component to it to be enjoyable.
>>219167789>Nick wanted to do something like it previously.I think he literally did do that for like two episodes lol
>molested Cholo>pedophile Judas priest sexpat>Eric Clapton being piloted like a mech by a tiny man living in his ass>gay James bond>Andrew Yang rice president>Adam shits himself >breakfast sandwich breakdown >deadbeat dad NickAnything else?
>>219169598That's like 4-5 episodes.
>>219169643yeah there's a run of episodes in the early days where every bit was a classic. i think molested cholo is on the same ep as incel sebastian and tony soprano/pepper anne
>>219169643I was talking more about the funniest bits i could think ofHere are some more>southern slaveowner who only sells downies>thousand island stare>Chinese jewThere was also one Elise where Adam was talking about his birthright trip to Israel wherw he got a blowjob from a chick with bracelets and someone called it the "iron dome"
i wish someone would compile every instance of nick doing "this thing of ours" and "the perfect crime" bits
>>219169799Just go to the website and word search the bits
>>219169598>This is the aids virus! I'm trapped in Adam's ass!
>>219169598>if i could shrink you down and put you in my ass, i would>*layla riff*
>>219169742>Ben Shapiro Mr Feeny (top 3 of all time) >Gay actor Micheal Douglas ofc>I'm Barack Obama and I'm Ryan Dunn >Iranian guy (prob my favorite)>African guy>Molestrios>I'm childish (I got a small dick) >San Frangelico guy>Cool Adam>Speak a lil Chinese to em Derek >Sopranos>Chinese Sopranos>Adam's dad>Cruisin Joe List (have you seen that Jim Tews guy)>Pull over your gay (this is the police)
>>219170020you're gay*
>>219114649https://youtu.be/C7sMvpIxHJk?si=RBPyP44u8R5PglTw&t=3263
My fellow american, mujihadin have fucked me in my ass
>>219170586
>>219168393>brothers and sonsWhy does /pol/ act like we’re still fighting wars with ground troops like it’s Vietnam? We’re just bombing the shit out of them.
>>219171027yeah its on the verge of being untruthful. people can see through that stuff. is it because its distasteful to point out the main problem is the enormous cost?
>>219114649when they put me in charge of the breeding programs, I will get Nick and Anna to have many children together
>>219171656Genuinely kill yourself
>>219171760nick mullen jewish son would go hard
>>219171815This is why the cum town fanbase on this board is disgusting. You’ve reached ghoulish levels of parasocial relationships.
>>219171869its tv its all celebrities why do you single us out
>>219171952I think you can figure that out based on your previous couple of posts.
>>219172008you're telling people to kill themselves and you are calling others unhealthy! you are sick! you are projecting!
>>219172032Back to your hole, ghoul. Whatever you are, it’s no longer human.
>>219172148obsessed and trooned out
>>219171815she's only like quarter-jewish
>>219114649nick is retarded when it comes to the business side of comedy. thats why stav and adam have better careers now
>>219160087>>219167043Lel good bit
>>219171760
>>219173525Anyone who would post something like this >>219171760 deserves a mercy killing.
>>219173525what did sam mean by this?
>>219173692Sorry, meant this >>219171656. Podcast fans are deranged.
>>219173692true
>>219173925I listen to a lot of podcasts, but tone it down with the parasocial stuff, anon. Smiling Friends fans have this problem as well.
>>219173993okwhats ur fav pod?
>>219174053Probably Doughboys and Blank Check. I would never say something as weird as this >>219171656
>>219174088i will try
>>219119897Stavros is great, I'm surprised he was associated with something like Cum Town.I see them as similar to Sam Hyde, but with different political alignment, but just as dumb and smug while trying to be edgy.
>>219174247I’ve found that the undercurrent of cum town threads on /tv/ is that anons either want to be Nick Mullen or they have a gay crush on him.
>>219174436its hard to find funny people. late night shows and snl sort of just hit beats that are funny in theory but not that funny and often cringe. mssp is sort of a good vibe type podcast, but nick really made you laugh out loud constantly
>>219174436>or
What's the upper limit on how many free samples you'd eat at Costco?
>>219114649is nick still alive? did he get back into playstation or is the chainmail suit feeding him benzos again?
>>219175585https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kuXD97IAZ5Q
>>219175585Two words: UNLIMITED SAMPLES
>>219118008half the jokes in cumtown are literally illegal to say in britain and australia. completely kiked countries
>>219127736adam's minds or chris benoit screenplay
>they're not going to automate homeless people
They deleted the Gene Hackman big fucking tits bit from Youtube:(
>>219175859who are They and how do we get back at them?
>>219140322you would have to be severely autistic to live the way nick used to
Matty Healy should have become the full time third mic
>>219176360Checks out. I've lived with a bunch of chinks. I've lived in a windowless room. I've had ring worm. And I'm autistic. Now where is my Patreon money?
>>219176722can you do a jon hamm voice
>>219176809no but I can do jon hamm
>>219128588Stav is a legit pedophile
>>219152670>you NEED an unfunny politically correct bit ruiner who acts like a woman!
>>219176926well as long as it is legit
>>219155664........but the breakfast?
>>219178121
Small Modular Reactors. Wave a the future, boys. One in every house if wanted The powers that be are slow rolling it to pinch every penny. Just gets me so upset, I can't
the adam friedland show becoming more successful and popular as soon as nick left is the greatest joke of all
>>219155664>gets invited onto movie nerd podcasts>stars in an Oscar nominated movie
>>219138142adam's bizarre laugh where he inhales as he laughs is so painful
>>219178401
>>219178401its just because stav is a people person. people enjoy him being around, nick is the opposite
>>219178564He also cleverly let Nick make all the socially unacceptable career killing jokes, telling him not to, while benefiting from them all the same. A masterclass in hypocrisy.
>>219178658it will never stop being amazing how funny nick is compared to how terrible hes always been with his own career. anyone else with his amount of talent would be staring in movies by now
>>219178763excuse me but Nick plays Michael Douglas in Charged by Blood (2025). Sure, it's a short, but so is Stav's dick.
Does anyone have a clip or the episode number of the bit where Adam talks about seeing a girl being raped but doesn't do anything because he's not wearing suitable shoes? (flip flops I think but idk)
>>219179205https://searchtafs.net/have fun
>>219179205107, 122https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OI_qQRKPVzE
>>219179244>>219179246ty, I kept looking up rape shoes or anti rape shoes but got nothing
>>219179280I searched for>adam friedland rape flip flops
>one of the best days of my life>actually it was a terrible day>one of the worst days of my life now that I think about ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCRbInJvZh8
>thread gonna die now>just like cum town did
>>219179449SAD
>>219179603I feel like it's too gay to start another right now, even for me
>>219179449And those of us who posted here will go on to fantastic media careers. Unless you posted good and funny content here, in which case you will become depressed and go on podcasts and cruelly refuse to fuck Jordan Jensen.
