Do you trust your massive whore slut wife?
>>219120156>i just want sex dolls for me and my fellow workers
>>219120156>I just wanna be gang raped by gordon freeman
>I mean, do you think she'd go behind your back to betray you in some way, like fucking a dozen other guys at once, not specifically that but something similar?
>>219120156You're gonna look real funny when I'm sucking your dick with no teeth.
>>219120304>gordon freeman
It was very weird to approach the irritable and violent guard with that line. He could have said, "Hey, I know a way for you to keep all your inheritance."
>>219120711>>219120743Kek>>219121323Yeah, but you have to bear in mind, the only real reason Andy was in prison in the first place is because he’s a bit of an autist.
>>219120304During his time at Shawshank Penitentiary, Andy Dufresne took over 500 yards of cock. 500 yards. That's the length of 5 football fields. Just shy of half a mile. Oh, Andy loved the mathematics of his anal rape. I imagine it appealed to his meticulous nature.
>>219120743>You’re gonna be lookin at me real funny when I’m sucking my teeth with no dick.
>>219120743clancy brown just took a bus out of towni found out the tax shit in this scene was made up
>>219121748Even back then?
>>219121585>There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret for not raping Andy Dufresne. Not because I'm in here without him, or because you think he smelled nice. I look back on the way I was then, an old, homophobic man, who let those soft supple white cheeks slip away from me.>I wanna talk to him, I wanna try to seduce him into fucking Andy after the sisters had broken him in -- tell him how accomodating Andy's hole could be. But I can't. That man's long gone and I have erectile dysfunction now. I gotta live with that
>>219120156>is your wife a cunt sir?
>>219121960yeah there's no tax on inheritance from an estateunless it's like a 401k rolled over into an inherited IRA
>>219120241>And that's how it came to pass that on the second-to-last day of the job the convict crew that tarred the factory roof in the spring of '49 wound up standing in a line at 10:00 in the morning fucking Captain Hadley's wife, carrying out the hardest screw that ever happened at Shawshank State Prison. >As for Andy, he spent that break hunkered in the shade - his strangely little hands in his pants - watching us fuck that broad. >"Hey. Want a turn, Andy?">"No, thanks. I gave up on women".>I think he did it just to see heteros again if only for a short while.
>>219122372Yeah, but IRAs and such didn’t even exist when that scene took place, and from what I can tell, Maine did have an estate tax in the 50s/60s. I’m no Westerosi king, though, so my tax knowledge is spotty.
>>219122240>>219122574These are fucking great.
>>219122372kek there will be
>>219121501>>219121323yeah, Andy was kind of a dick and not scared of people at this point. He was a smartass and that's why he rubbed some people the wrong way
>>219122730He could be pretty obtuse.
>Two things happened that day>The sisters never bothered Andy again>And Boggs never came in Andy's bussy fr fr ong
>>219121127kek
such an obscenely overrated movie
This thread is quickly turning into a full-on rewrite thread, so here’s one of my favorites:>Do you like Orange Drink Doc?>Me I've always called it Tang™>That's what my grandmother called it, too. She had it.>We used to sit in the kitchen when I was a boy and drink Tang™ without even opening our mouths.
>>219122757Was it deliberate?
any opinions on CALUMET BAKING POWDER, doc?
Wendy, where did you put that CALUMET BAKING POWDER?
>>219123550Why the heck is aluminum even in baking powder? What are those sneaky Natives up to?
>>219123432I always misheard the line as >obtuse>as in deliberateso i went through life thinking someone's who's obtuse is playing coy, playing stupid deliberatelyand i fucked up
>>219123660for leaviningit says right there ya ding dongalso i thought baking powder was like citric acid or tartaric acid and baking soda to make bubbles like yeast would leave
>>219123721obtuse can be deliberate
>>219123721No harm in that. Live and learn, and when things get bad, always remember Dick Hallorann’s words of wisdom:>Remember Doc that empty glass isn't real it's like a picture in a book.>You just close your eyes and when you open them up you'll have a big ole glass of Tang™
>>219123833Snapple™ is better than Tang and I'm tired of your attitude
>>219123796>for leavining>leavining>it says right there>ya ding donghow embarrassing
>>219124021shadduuuuuuuuuuup i bet you don't know what leaveneng is
>>219121585Fucking hell.
>>219123919But we drink Tang™ here at the Overlook, Mr. Torrance. We’ve always drank Tang™.
>>219124336I just happen to have two twenties and two tens right here in my wallet. I was afraid they were going to be there til' next April.So here's what. You slip me a bottle of Snapple™ .
>>219122730He could've avoided a lot of trouble if he rubbed people the right way.
>>219124462>HHHEHHHHEHHHHHHEHHHEHHHHHH …>YOU’LL HAVE NO SNAPPLE™ HERE …>JACKIE DULLBOY …
>>219123833kek
>>219124626I bet Andy, being a kind of a dick himself, preferred to be rubbed instead.
>>219121323it's more dramatic that way
>>219120156ok i laughed
