It's raining Tacos edition >FTL News-- Team Normies vs Team Autists it's autists up 10 and normies with 6-- Michael-- Cleej>Links:https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5Previous: >>219116160
torqued
i got goblin ass on my dick
>atleast now you know im not gaycompletely just contradicting everything he just said btw
I stayed up for that?I wanted puke!
>at least maybe now you guys will know i'm not gaygreat defense
just a bit of bloodflow
Just bloodflow, anons
THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTMgX1PDGAETHREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTMgX1PDGAETHREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTMgX1PDGAE
so many fishtank clips on lsf tonight, those faggots are seething so hard lmao
we are here>>219121503
vibe status?
hehehehe bloodflow
there's already another thread retard>>219121503
>Good thing you weren't here you would have beat the fuck out of her>Then we would have made out right afterThe COPE from this nigga got me ROFL
its time for icky puckers
>>219121583I see Jet is obviously eating tacos.. But what the hell is Ben chewing on here?
>>219121661Those dumb niggers are eternal pearl clutchers
Is Laura the most annoying freeloader in history?
>>219121666paypigged and shilled
>jet and ben opkill yourself
JD IS LEAVING
JD leaving before Emma would be very bad for the show
is JDs gf really getting doxxed? Havent been able to find anything online, pretty sure she's lying
JD don't do it
TOTAL JD DEATH.LAURA WON.
lmao muh 4 weeks off and tapped out
>>219121963lol you gotta be the most raped itt she's the best freeloader
jd is gonna fucking cry lol
That note from JD's gf was definitely fake, right?
IT WAS AN INVOLUNTARY REACTION
ongoing jimcord raidestimated strength: 7 dysgenic mixed race funnyjunkers
JD leaving would fucking suck. These other people are ridiculously boring. JD being the punching bag is all this show has.
the raped
LAURA IS AN ANNOYING RETARD AND SHE SHOULD JUMP OFF THE ROOFI'M NOT WATCHING WITH HER ONSCREENSHE IS COMPLETELY OFF-PUTTING IN THE WORST WAYSLAURASIMPS HAVE TO BE TROLLING, OR TWELVE, OR BOTH
JD is such a little bitch pussy faggot holy shit, getting pressed an ugly ass goblina
Laura is like Claire if Claire was actually entertaining and not just a pair of hot pants
Just because Laura has finally managed to break JD doesn’t make up for her being annoying and wasting our time for the past 48 hours
>they spent the entire day doing this challenge only for JD to leave anyways
didnt have JD explaining how boners work on the bingo card
>>219122685yeah and he played along with it. it's all an act
>JD leaves>Emma and Drake only ones up for eliminationits fucking over Drakechads
Eliminiation should still happen
>>219122707JD leaving frees up beating for Emma.
JD's the most entertaining thing in the house and we're really going to lose him to keep this ugly Jimmy orbiter
>JD asked james drake to help him>James drake told him "I got you" and then left the roomJames the snake is so based
>bashir is the devil for manhandling women>jd and landon so cucked they just put up with laura for hours
>>219122697She's a good freeloader, you are just mentally haunted by Jimmy's retarded discord orbiters
s3e4 available now!https://gofile.io/d/mGLrB6
Why doesn't JD just ignore her
laura is the GOAT freeloaderfrank could never
laura is ash
>>219121963Probably the worst, yeah it’s basically Jimmy-minded people who put up with this slop because it is forced drama. It’s basically Brian and CK on steroids
Scripted. They're about to reveal jds gf is in on it and approved the Laura rape bit
>>219122727production won't let him go trust
This is the most KWABed a fish has ever been in one day
>>219122697holy shit you're still doing this...
>people falling for faggot theater kid JD’s act
>>219122727James Drake would destroy Emma in any challenge, though. It's positive for him.
>>219122750>She's a good freeloaderno>you are just mentally haunted by Jimmy's retarded discord orbiterstheyve had the grotesque mutt face of one in close up all day
>>219122758he doesn't want his fresh clothes to be covered in milk puke i think and also he's gay and i'm gay
CHUBBED! NOT HARD! RETARDS DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT DICKS LIKE ME!
>>219122744I've loved James from the beginning, and lately have wanted to hate him, but he always pulls me back in when he does this shitSnakey fuck
>>219122743they are going to lean on landon more I thinkthe raped part 2
>>219122758He needs to keep up the performative anger and disgust so his gf doesn't kill him
Laura sucks ass but JD is the exact type of gigantic faggot that she works on
Dont allow JD to leave
Holy fuck I never seen someone mentally beat down this hard
>>219122779it seriously is
>>219122727That means Emma is guaranteed to be eliminated
>>219122754
i wish whoever makes these well. god bless and good luck
>JD pissed no one is helping him>Normie tank worst alliance in history?
PUNCH HER>PUNCH HERPUNCH HER>PUNCH HER
ITS AN INVOLUNTARY PHYSICAL REACTION BAKA
I thought Frank bodyslamming a woman was tuff... but this whore rubbing her pussy on JD's cock until he's hard and letting him spank her big jiggly ass... that's next level Hasseling!
HOLY SHIT HE FUCKING SWUNG ON HER
can someone help me get into the mind of the emma seethers? its wild how mad you and hateful you guys are. im not saying your opinions are invalidated but i just want to understand why she elicits such hate without doing anything.
Did all of you forget the fact that JD was only going to stay 2 weeks anyway? This is all a script
>pours puke on her>now he’s scared of getting it on him>nobody wants to help him cause of it eitherwhat a fucking moron kek
lmao he seething that he knows he was replaced and will never be on fishtank againKWAB
Jesus Christ she's mentally destroying him
>>219122804this
>>219122754thanks
>>219122758he's unironically a good sport
>JD would rather go back to work than stay and use his unpaid vacation time
jd begging production to help him when they don't want him to leave lol
>>219122814whatever happened to this nigga
dining room cam for kino
If he knows he's going to leave why not slap the fuck out of her on the way out
>>219122744
>gf is mad that he kissed another girl and got a boner>he brought condoms which implies he was ready to have sex with someone on the show while he was there but no one cares???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>tfw no crazy latina bitch gagging on your cock
why is he still standing there
>>219122799>Honduran goblina freeloaderthis is the type of latina my mother warned me about
>raped and eliminated
>>219122821help him do what?
>>219122839put a frank on
wow I can't believe the guy to bring a condom onto the bpd whore magnet show would lust after any woman that shows him a little bit of attention
>>219122813bash won't let that happen, he knows Drake is the biggest threat. JD was just the most hated in the house
autists really don't realize he's acting lol
>there are real human beings ITT who genuinely believe this terrible improv acting is real
>>219122859It's JD
>>219122744>>219122793>Snakes you all day>Challenge ends"No hard feelings, right little retard?">Dabs you up >All forgiven
>>21912283920 minutes
>>219122839laura unironically a better hassler at this point
god i wish laura would bully me until i cried
>>219122804JD pathetically quipping to her as she fucks with him is hilarious.
Jesus christ
It would be funny as shit if Bam comes back in not knowing anything about this weekend or what happened because he doesn't give a shit and couldn't be assed to check
>>219122839That was 20 minutes ago, bro
>>219122770bro... cmon now
>>219122839
Can JD just fucking go already this bit is so fucking old. Fucking go manTheir interactions have been the same shit over hundreds of times at this point
>>219122863It was in case someone else needed them. Because JD is bro tier.
reminder that laura probably looks like this under her shapewear
>>219122845and he's in a new thread. seek psychiatric help
>>219122827Hell house
Laura got me bricked up like crazy
Here's your teammates bro
>>219122821>partner with snakes>get surprised that they act like scumbagsNone of the people on the bad team would ever help anyone without gaining something in return.The good team has only people who would sacrifice their own standing just to help someone.
frank ain't coming on this show, you niggas coping
if he was actually leaving he would've left by nowhe's just baiting
>>219122839replaced and mogged by a hondurian crazy neet
>>219122885Yeah anon this is insanely arousing
>I DIDNT GET HARD, IT WAS JUST A CHUB, IT JUST GOT MY BLOOD MOVING A LITTLE
>>219122865Content
She has the most punchable face ever.
Boner check on JD
https://poal.me/3j1vw8https://poal.me/3j1vw8https://poal.me/3j1vw8
MOVE IT ALONG! NEXT BIT!
frank is 20 minutes away btw
>>219122839>please call me I’m only 20 minutes awaycameron lost
It is 1:25 AM. JD is still in the tank. JD has to go to work at 9AM this morning all beat up in the middle of a breakup after impulsively groping.
I hope someone else steps up to be the antagonist now that JD is leaving. Maybe Bashir will, but we can be pretty sure that Emma, James, Landon, and Twins, are not going to start causing conflict in the house.
>>219122899should be outlawed desu
Wait, what happens when production tried to kick Laura and she just doesnt let them lol
>>219122888This is exactly what will happen, do you honestly expect Bam to browse /ftl/?
>>219122906She's making some blood flow to my penis but definitely NOT a boner
>>219122888
>>219122877its so frustrating to see, but somehow everyone in the tank always falls for it
Imagine the sex with Laura
>>219122908the challenge is over?
This was fun at f irst now she's just getting cocky and it's annoying and cringe
>>219122857Thanks, bro. this forced JD/laura bit is fucking nontent
>>219122818Dood gay nigger lol
Okay im over this bit
>>219122931Vinny tier begging at this point, PATHETIC
>You are a terrible fucking person
>>219122770take your meds schizo
>>219122906same anon
>ash wept
>>219122909Really shows that the only people to try to help were Bongo and Landon
gofile of s3e4?gofile anon?
>it's acting, he's not really crying and upsetwhy would you act like a soppy faggot?
>>219122872His gf is coming on any second
>>219122886Have better standards
>>219122754sexy motherfucker
>>219122839it makes so fucking happythank god hes gone forever
>>219122744Shouldn’t choked that fucking pattern challenge, COCKSUCKER
>>219122863Normal well adjusted men carry an emergency condom on them at all times. Sorry you don’t know this incel.
>>219122893>Can JD just fucking go already this bit is so fucking old. Fucking go man>Their interactions have been the same shit over hundreds of times at this pointthisi keep fuckin pausing the stream and doing something else...don't see how u faggots can sit here and watch the performative faggotry and skank bitch
>>219122939Bam does everything I do
Laura is a better version of Frank
why are they still talking?
JD has really crazy eyes
>>219122927it's improv
EAT MY ASSSUCK MY ASS THROUGH MY JORTS
>>219122923i wouldve swung on her already if i was him. bunch of browncels in here.
can they get to the next part of the script this is getting boring! YAWN!
okay, this is getting boring. do something.
Ok can we get JD out now?
>>219122965they're the only two dumb enough to think it's real and he needs any help
>>219122804pretty much
why isn't james or emma helping JD out???? they're on the same team wtf
>>219122975because the last time he did she stuck her tongue down his throat and rubbed her ass on his dick
Why do people still go on this show if they watched it before and know the extreme repercussions it can have?
>>219122947YOU CANT DO THIS
>>219122902you’re in a discord that requires you to provide your personal information to get closer to a terrified lolcow. seek help.
>>219122839Just wait till mista Jimmy has full control of S6 mwahhhahahahahahahaha
JD you better get home
>>219122821to be fair, their team just lost the immunity challenge because of JD throwing. if he leaves now, they probably wont have an elimination challenge.
im just watching the twins eat. JD is so gay i cant watch him
JD---DO SOMETHING!!! PUSH HER OUT OF THE WAY. KISS HER. RAPE HER. CLOTHESLINE HER. DO SOMETHINGGGGGG FAGG
>I'M REALLY GONNA LEAVE GUYS!>I'M LEAVING IM SERIOUS GUYS!>I REALLY MEAN IT THIS TIME! ANY SECOND NOW!
>>219122839>It should be ME hassling JD!!!kek what a raped bitch
>>219122946Imagine being you.
Frank Hassle got his job stolen by an illegal.
twins and blane are in dining roombash in confessional but ppv is down on that
Suck me off through my jorts
Can we skip to the porn already?
Him sitting there quipping as she mercilessly mocks him. Kino
>>219122927he's crying
>milking all those tts' to the end
This bitch is fucking insane
>>219122899Still would
>James Snake after JD begged him for helped in the bathroom and James said "I got you bro"
>i don't watch the showfishtank alternative group chat discord server member doesn't watch fishtank
im over here stroking my shit i got lotion on my dick
I'm gonna miss JD
This reminds me of day 1 Vicky crashout event
what did he pour on her?
this bitch is so fucking annoying
>>219123014She knows
>>219122744>>219122793>>219122877>>219122986the definition of the halo effecthe's a handsome dude, so all is allowed
What is he doing? Can he not just walk past her?
>you’re gross>[says something Reddit and random]>you’re crazy>[says something lewd and Reddit]>oh my gosh what is wrong with you?repeat this interaction a thousand more times
reaction kino
>>219122975Because that's the role you were cast for? retard
>>219122975this nigga believes jd's freakout the first night laura showed up
>>219123011i barely knew who jimmy was before you started spamming these threads
does frank hassle actually still work at publix pushing carts?
I feel nauseous looking at this thing
a female heel is goated. better than hassle cause at least this bitch has an ass to look at
>she's just standing there covered in dry puke
>them
>>219122965Yeah, and Bashir would help too but that bridge is burned.Emma didn't even help her best friend Vicky when she was being bullied out.Drake is basically waiting for Bashir to do something before he decides if he has to do it to get something out of it.
Bro JUST FUCKING LEAVE DUMBASS I hope he gets vomit thrown on his stuff
>Bingo fake gagsnahmjusskidding>Bongo yells, "VOMIIIIIT!"what is her deal this weekend
They should just have disgusting bathroom ogre sex already
>>219123070probably
>after two weeks we're going to bring in a crazy bitch to sexually harass him>and he's going to slap her ass and make his tranny gf mad>oh yeah also we're going to fake a boner>it's all just natural bloodflow anyway>the wiggers can't even come up with better challenges than "memorize the shapes" >but they scripted all of thisIf it's scripted, we all owe the wiggers an apology
>>219122991it seems so
JD has the emotional maturity of a middle schooler
>>219123056they need to milk it a bit before he leaves.
>>219123068if you didnt watch s2 you dont understand fishtank
>>219122941>So, you name's Laura? What's your favorite color? Ever been to Albuquerque?
>>219123020Retard dumped puke on herShe didn't care and now he and the others can't touch her without getting dirty
>>219123024what an incredible post
>I'm bothering you hehe>leave me alone>I'm bothering you hehe>can you leave?>I'm bothering you hehethis is so epic le Frank has been repalced!
imagine believing this isn't scripted
>>219123049Except Vicky was real this fake and straight
>>219123073her chin is bigger than her ass
>>219123051his team's nuke. not sure what's in it beside puke I wasn't watching team nontent.
jimmy was right as usual
>JD is a gay faggot cheater>"I'm not a cheater!"
hehehehe cheater
Laura and Blane or people like them should just exist in the house at all times. Everytime the camera goes to them they are gold. They have their moments like Laura now, but they are usually in small doses mostly. Thats perfect for freeloaders.
>>219123075i think its still wet too a degree
slam the door and hope you catch her fingers in there
>>219123074beth is less satanic than this bitch
>If you're not gonna move.... then im gonna.... then im gonna just stand here
when was Bam last there?
>>219123101jet isnt capable of this type of planning
>>219123100you're describing frank's whole schtick
bingo asking blane if he's sleeping in the dorm tonight
>>219123072>”people” here want to fuck this thingThey’re probably looksmatched with her desu
he's waiting for people to convince him to stay
I can't believe so many people itt don't realize this entire situation was scripted to be his exit since his PTO is up. Let alone calling her the best freeloader ever lmao.
we have a stand off
>>219123105
>maybe if I say "please don't" for the 1000th time she'll stop
>>219122839This dude is going no-life mode on season 5 just with the hope he'll get called in LMAO
>>219123018we're all saying this
Laura's kind of just a one trick pony. This shit gets boring once it gets dragged out because she has nothing else in her bag of tricks but to just repeat words over and over
>>219123041Smart guy.
>>219123064>>219123065Even if it's an act, depicting yourself like this in front of thousands is equally pathetic
I don't care if Laura is being fake horny, I'd let her ruin my life in a heartbeat
>>219121583This is the injection of content this fucking trainwreck needed. Production W
>>219123101>giving the wiggers this much credit
>>219123041Live by the sword, die by the sword. Mock the religous zealot and get undone by the whore demon while the snake he warned you about leaves you to your fate.
This ends with sex?
>>219123101Literally everyone involved is too retarded to pull something like this off.
POST YFW LAURA
JD might as well fuck her at this point
>>219123101JD's master plan to get out early
Tayleigh was a good organic villain this slut is woeful
bit is going too longanons might be right about being scripted contentlaura is good goonbait tho
>>219123101>no it's le kino jet's content don't you see sar1!emma is next with the exact same trick, then james then it's autist tank
>>219123101DD_Genes you're like 0 out of 7 on your S5 predictions, just stop
>>219123110100% this
>>219123104but you were watching the nontent twins
>>219123057>>219123085>>219123100only one who isn't a fat retard itt
We are all Laura.
jd can you please just walk past her she's like 120 pounds
how can you watch that shit for more than 30 seconds
>>219123129Actual retards. Looks like they’re gonna milk this for another hour so im just going to bed. Still the best day so far content wise though
>>219123103okay but think of the offspring
>>219123137Thats Crazy former fat latinas for ya
>>219123134brutal lmfao
>>219123072she will look a lot better when the braces do their thing. honestly for a brown she's not bad
what is this guys problem? he is like a chatbot that is compelled to respond (with cope and seethe) to everything you say to him
>>219123121mr. naked night
>>219123119>tongue already yellowed by jet’s anus
JD's fucked 50 women, what's one more?
i still think beth is better than laura, laura is disgusting to look at and just acting
Thread incels fuming a woman is providing content. She'll stay on his neck until he jumps out that window
tacos so good the bitch is playing with #herself
>>219123100its funnier because theres no physical recourse
>>219123169He doesn't want to get puke on him, bro!
this is so boring why doesnt he just walk past her, and collect his shitthis is why everyone hates him, he's obsessed with the idea that he's going to have the honorable exit when he's quitting like a bitch
it's fucked up that such an annoying faggot beta male makes 6 times the average income
gayest shit I’ve ever seen
>>219123119
>>219123158I'm saying he's not a real contestant fucktard
>>219122839If they don’t call him this week he’s not coming
Beth who?
>>219123110this but only blane. i can't watch laura she hurts my head
>>219123131
>>219123137this, landon completely and blaine shut her down instantly and she was super confused
>>219123085Burt was an actor and it was all a work too
>>219123152just you homie
he needs to kick her like this
>nobody lifting a finger for him
Guy weighs x2 her, he could just walk away.
la llorona lookin' ass
>>219123190Because he is The Raped
explain how this is scripted im autistic
>>219123100So...exactly like Frank?
haha Laura nooo! don't corner me in this room with no camera and close the door haha! nooo!
>>219123085Whole thing was planned in advance so he can go back to work
>>219122927Is it true he knows her irl and he has to go back to work tomorrow?
even director got bored of this dragged out shit
can't wait to play as Laura in GTA 6
>>219123178> honestly for a brown she's not badPathetically low standards bud
>>219123184>i still think beth is better than laura, laura is disgusting to look at and just actingtrue...more dynamics with bethlaura is the same fuckin dogshit
>>219123204yeah this is funny aka content
What made Tai a great freeloader? He didn't really start shit with the fish but he was funny as fuck.
>>219123137she has a few more discord manifesto gags to work through like calling landon langdon, tickling, plastering, a couple other lolsorandom things she mentioned in passingand when all else fails she can say lolsorandom words loudly like jimmy and laugh at herself like jimmy but also hyperventilate with each laugh for attention
Laura wants to get Raped
jimmycord in a work
>>219123161not even that
>>219123219true
>>219123119she was also way less entertaining than laura
>>219123188boxing gloves with a little gentleness
>>219123110blain is my fav freeloader so far, he's just conceptually a funny guy to me
>>219123216jet put a secret script in JDs head
>>219122770was thinking too this until the last 30 min
>>219123204jimmy has good taste
>>219123216It's not scripted but JD is not genuinely leaving, he's pretending that Laura is getting to him.
>>219123100This, but inironically
>>219123216JD goes along with production skits
>>219123179yes, and he has to respond to every single sentence he hears
>>219122899hey maybe she caught it early enough.. i dont see a huge pouch but idk how these things work...
>>219123110Hell yeahhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774781056497268.webm
>>219123137these guys cheering her on will have a bitch fit if she fucks with landon or the twins but she wouldn’t because she’s not creative enoughoh wait - they’re jimmycord approved so it wouldn’t happen anyway
>>219123212He threw puke all over her
Go away JD
Alright, wrap it up
>>219123178Lets see what that tummy looks like shes hiding it under her tan shaper wear body suit
>>219123230tai takes a very high iq to truly appreciate
>>219123250I wish, but he's gone.
>>219123152
>Bingo wants to help JD, but won't because Bongo said they shouldn'tthis is insane, its been the totally opposite recently (Bingo not liking JD, Bongo latching onto him), so I'm shocked to hear her say that
>>219123230Aura.
>>219123236
if it were me i wouldn't cheat but i would FURIOUSLY masterbate thinking about fucking her crazy ass later it's giving me a boner just typing about it
>>219123243Neptunian
Bingo bongo in confession
>>219123265fax
Actual cinematography
>I just wanna leave but she's in the way>emma just slides throughdoes he think she's just gonna jerk him off at light speed the second he tries to leave?she's already raped him
>>219123216because it's all blatantly fake but goran knows he can get away with it because 95% of the audience is severely autistic and cannot read body language or subtext
>>219123230he's like a (very funny) commentary track/straight man/audience stand in
>>219123244she's getting her derp on
>>219123101Nina's tits are so fucking glorious, I love them
>>219123227I'm just saying if she was coming on to me like she was to landon last night I would have at least kissed her and grabbed her ass. I've fucked uglier girls when I was young
>>219123154>>219123232Potentially controversial but I would have sexual intercourse with this woman
I think this is one of those instances where if Jd just sleeps with Laura he would not be in that much more trouble than he already is. She would be docile and he could leave the show still. His gf would understand, she really wont leave him alone.
>>219123216it's not the people saying it's scripted or bitching about "jimmycord" are maximum 5 people samefagging and bogging down these threads
>>219123287IT WAS ME BARRY
>>219123230>What made Tai a great freeloader? He didn't really start shit with the fish but he was funny as fuck.Tai shits on production in a lighthearted way. His form of meta is pointing out how badly the show is run and making fun of it. He doesn't do it maliciously either, he makes you appreciate the scuffed nature of the show.
>>219123230literally nothing, he was terrible. He's a retard so fun to laugh but probably bottom 5 freeloaders
Get raped by that woman like a man
Ok can we just end the bit already?
twins are being extra cute in confessional rn
>>219123230funny. one of a kind.
>>219123275He asked for 2 week vacation, ends tomorrow retard, he's leaving because he has to
I want to see him react to the footage of him kissing her neck
I don't think anything on Fishtank is scripted, even Josie's win. If you listened to PowEnvy talking about being behind the scenes he said the wiggers watch the show the same way the audience watches the show, they get hype and freak out when the audience gets hyped. Creating new and inexplicable situations is way more motivating. It was kind of cool to listen to because you could tell Jacob was really inspired and passionate about defending them from scripting
JD is a huge downgrade in terms of heel compared to Simbal last seasonSimbal had a satisfying and hilarious exit
>>219123230actually good at improv and funny accent
>"the worries from yesterday"Wasn't this faggot worried about fans trolling his friends and family? This is literally a consequence of his own actions in kissing this fat ogre. No accountability, he's gonna leave and his gf will leave him lol total kike slave
something scary soon
>>219123230i hate da gobwin
>>219123198It's real.
ASH IS HERE!?
>>219123304damn sam looked ripped. how can he have such a physique. i want his routine
>>219123317me too. he'll just leave though.
>>219123216near the beginning of the season JD told drake in confidence he only took pto for 2 weeks. Drake exposed it to the audience, JD lied and said it’s actually 4 weeks. now he’s conveniently leaving right before Monday morning
ASH IS HERE
>>219123308the only way this ends is with rape
>>219123298jimmy tier post
>his GF is thereYeah he is COOOOOOKED
>>219123314thanks
>>219123085It's a jimmycord bit. Jimmy is working the wiggers and they're none the wiser.
EARRAPE RASPUTINENTER
>>219123293>>219123295gay niggas
>>219123213I don't like her skull shape, she's ugly
>>219123293>>219123294>>219123295
>>219123236She made me feel fuzzy and warm inside and that's what truly matters
>>219123295yeah but landons clinically retarded
>>219123230One of the very first things he did was freestyle rap on the show and was actually good at it, completely unexpected from looking at him or hearing him talk. that pretty much got everyone on his side
Bongo's big retarded saggers
oh my god look at how he holds his pen
>>219123137Truuuu
>>219123303tai/nifty/jeff goats in my book
girlfriend incoming, Alex B wife 2.0, tranny Jaquelin
Are they dumb? Put the clip on the ad board
>>219123288you realize this show it livestreamed 24/7 right? tell me when prod would have slipped them the script
GF on robot soon
>>219123217Sure, like Frank.Except she only targets one person.The rest of the house is un-phased by her.She can easily be pushed around.And she's incapable of throwing people across the room.
Laura is one of the best at gametheory btw
>>219122781Every screencap of Emma looks like she just got rescued after being imprisoned in a shipping container for six months
anyone got the full bongo rap? JD getting boring
What is JD worried about, he brought a condom with him so he doesn't have to worry about her STDs
GUYS IT'S MAURO!!!!! CHECK MORGUE CAM
>>219123230he's just a funny guy with a strange demeanor. same thing that made jobe really good
>>219123208>>219123219>wiggers are so retarded the best challenges they can come up with are "who can yell the loudest" >"let's play hide and go seek guys">"uhhh who can sing Landon's song better"vs>the entirety of s3 was scripted>we wrote an entire tranny breakup script for JDpick one(tbf the Beth plot seems like it was intended to go this direction before she went all waterworld)
>>219123361HUGE
>>219123368big if true
>>219123230Tai bwoke the tank, he was just goated from the start.
>>219123230similar to landon. if you get it you get it except tai isnt retarded also he had no clue what fishtank was so that makes it even better. his the all time great of freeloaders whether you like it or not
>>219123230he's just a genuinely classically funny and talented guy + has a funny accent + leans into his fucked up hair
kino on bar cam
>>219123368hi jet can u wait a minute i have to go pee
>>219123377Double Dubs Confirm
lol, the Twins walking past the jungle room and gagging
>>219123216I don't know. We found out with Damiel eventually.
JD is a non-entity
Laura is making me irrationally horny
I think Ash is comin in
>>219123347(You) are deranged
*Enters**Heems Laura*
>>219123390they said the same thing about something big with jd yesterday and nothing happened
>>219123404letty
gf on robot?
>>219123405
if his gf shows up it’s one of the best tank nights ever
>Robot waking upKINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I’m sure Jet had the right to Paul McCartney
We all want Trish back
>>219122797He's unrapable after the rizz scene. She will have to pivot to Bashir or something.
THE WIGGERS DID IT
>>219123382>hey guys I need to leave>ok we have a girl freeloader coming on flirt with her and say your girlfriend got madIt's not that hard to come up with
JDs about to quit just like COAL
>beatles songabout to kill the recap
>>219123405as opposed to rationally horny?
>>219123335We also heard JD whisper it to head in the bathroom
JD IS ABOUT TO PLACE HIS 12 INCH 40 LBS COCK ON THE SINK AND PEE INTO IT
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLDEN SHOWERS FILL YOUR EYES
the music
>I've been really nice to people herehere being the fucking fishtank... wrong show retard.
Cant hear the robot because of the musicNice one jet
it's Beatles night in fishtank
No way that's crazy the girlfriend is gonna ZOOM CALL IN??!?!?!??? FUCK JET IS SO GOOD
STOOOPPP GET THIS BITCH OFF MEEE
ROBO JDGF
ok it's kino
robotranny
oh shit
>>219123230He flipped out and thought he got cancelled by twitter for saying nigger and had a drinking meltdown.
>>219123405Such a based sexy succubus
SHE'S ON THE ROBOT
>someone hacked the robot
>>219123410>>219123410>>219123410WITH A BRICK PLEASE >>219123410>>219123410>>219123410
oh now THIS is neptunian kino
>>219123368kek. thjx
>>219123410oh man that would make this the goat season
THE ROBOT PAID OFF AFTER ALL$6K WELL SPENT
>>219123448>ROBOT ASH IN 3 2 1
it's a good season
Kino songthis is golden slumbers
>>219123230>comedian>didnt know the show>talks funny>looks funny>types funny>light hearted irony compliments and contrasts sam hyde edgy irony>counters all cheap edgy shots>actual freeloader (sits around drinking and sleeping)>a "content" drunk>mogs sam>goes on bizarre all-day tangents (s1 cancellation, s2 ringing the bell)
NEPTUNED
wiggers i kneel for this night
JD has to be the wigger's favourite contestant ever. This dude alone has generated so much TTS from the gay spam, and even on his way out there is a new "she knows" spam. Probably the highest ratio of TTS to unentertainingness fish in the history of the show
>playing Beatles to nuke streamsEvil
>>219123415SHE'S ON ROBOTgolden slumbrs makes this a top 5 ftl moment
>>219123441THE RAPED
Doomers?
Jet... I fucking kneel...
FATALLY FLAWED
JET TURN OFF THE MUSIC RETARD
>>219123462trvke
MARKY MARKY BIG PURPLE
RoboAsh is here
JET I KNEEL
Put a robot tranny on
YOU'RE GONNA CARRY THAT WEIGHT
glad to be a no lifer today
YEAH ITS ASH
COPYRIGHT STRIKE
>ITS A TRANNY
>Are you Antara?His GF is brown
the opposite of deus ex machina
>>219123192did he say how much he made or just guessing?
actual kino
FUCKING KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i don't understand why productions don't get in trouble for using unlicensed music anymore >it's a just a livestreamthat makes millions of dollars
>>219123366How autistic are you to take it that literally lmao.They didn't literally give them a script like it's a Hollywood set.JD had already made it well known that he was considering leaving after 2 weeks.All they had to do was get in contact with his gf
>>219123369True im sure she would crumble if someone pointed out her shape wear bodysuit or her gastric band
>>219123461the music.. the kino..
unreal kino, even synced up to the music change on abbey roadkneel
when did they script this? has JD been in the basement?
KINO
*kneels*
NEPTUNIANEPTUNIAN
I KNEEL WIGGERS
holy FUCK
JD ARC FINALE KINOOOOOOOO
>>219123426Hes leaving more so like Mauro but its somehow even gayer
ROBOTO IS LIVE>GF GOES TO SEE THE WAPED
>>219123483holy fuck she really does look like a tranny
Yo what happened to Antara?
NEPTUNIAN KINO
THE MUSIC SYNC HOLY SHIT NEPTUNIAN KINO
That's a goddamn man
Doombros... I... I kneel...
this is fucking cinema guys holy shit jet I fucking KNEEL
Fucking apologize to jet
neptunian night
I kneel wiggers
BRAVO JET BRAVO
KINOOOOOOOOOO
>Robotranny slowly making it's way to JD while this music's playingHOLY SHIIIIIT I FUCKING KNEEEEEEEEEL HAHAHAHAHA
>>219123414Based AJPW enjoyer
They always pick such funny music for these director bits
nuo my goood
JET it's time for us to kneel. It only took you 2 weeks
>the slow drive to the bathroomJet...I...
>>219123483an actually tranny lol
lmao the Twins are hyped
incredible song choice
KINOOOOO
cant stop laughing lmao
TONIGHT HAS HAD MORE NEPTUNIAN MOMENTS THAN THE REST OF THE SEASON COMBINED AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
hmm. maybe scripted bits can be ok
Bingo looks cute today
>THE VOICETHE VOICE>THE VOICETHE VOICE
>>219123483Why does he look like JD...?
TTS and music spamCant hear any of thisnice one jet
fucking god
JD has a hot gf and you're fucking gay
she literally looks like female jd
SHE KNOWS
>camera man fell overkwab
BRAVO JET
Fuck you Neptune I will kneel
LET HER IN!!!!!
im starting to believe this might be all trueits just has too many moving parts
>LOOK AT HER FUCKING GIANT ASS CHINLaura, or the tranny GF?
Ok now just bring them to confessional
Okay, this is kino.
it's not believable enough to be funny
>see? look at her fucking giant ass Chin!!!
>>219123230he is good at standup, like way better than Sam.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JI6JnrxiuJI
neptunian kino
best Fishtank night since Alex B crash out
Laura’s genuinely gonna ruin the robot bit.
Beatles W
this seasons got the sauce
Why is anybody pretending this is remotely good?
Ashley's theme song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf0oXY4nDxE
laura has to die man
>>219123501so... you're saying they colluded with his gf for the bit where his gf took control of their robot? yeah good work detective. no ones getting anything past you
turn off tts so we can hear robogf for fucks sake GORANNNNNN
Good job Jet
i hate laura so much
>>219123405Shes fragile from fat surgeries she has a gastric band u need to be gentle
HOW CAN SHE KNOW
>laura ruining the bitGO AWAY
>whole thing was scripted and JD was stalling to give production time to get connected to Ash
>hassling the robotJesus you can't stop her
"she" was supposed to come in person wtf
Lara needs to learn when to exit.
holy shit Lara shut up
Laura blowing up the bit
boring get it over with
autists really didn't realize it was all scripted lol
>>219123584i dont know. desperation i guess
Can Laura let the fucking bit play out
ITS ACTUALLY A TROONLMFAO
How raped is JD that he won't hit laura
this is the peak of this season right now
>>219123559gf has a fat cock
>>219123436switch cam
Laura won
Her (2014)
>>219123554Microchimerism from consuming JD's cum
PUT ME IN THE SCEENCAP
BOOOOOOOOOI WANTED THE GIGAHON
>hows it feel "man">"dude"this is a homo couple
WHAT IS THE GENDER?
STOP THE FUCKING MUSIC JET YOU RETARD
>>219123613this lol why do you think JD was stalling for so long
>>219123614replying to yourself again I see
technologically advanced gags
play it on the screen dumb fuck
As always, you all need to kneel
shes pretty cute
>she hasn't even seen the clipNIGGA
behead mints
I DID NOT KISS HER I DID NOT
THE CLIP IS REALLY BAD JD
OH NO NO NO
>look at meholy shit he's like a woman
The Twins + Landon + Bashir
THEY FUCKING SHOWED IT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dear Jet,This is an apology letter. Sorry.- anon
>>219123551Love it when she has the leggings on. cute girl
Alright, just for tonight, I'll kneel.
Its not a tranny
It's a fake reality show.
>>219123641jimmy's story finally comes to a conclusion
HIS FUCKING FACE
this nigga getting broken up with via robot
>Doubling downRetarded lol
this gives me bryan ck fight vibes but hell they are doing way better lmao
hahahaha
is this the first time they've done obviously scripted stuff? only watched s1 and s2
>shows the clip to JD>nah I didnt do that
NOTHING HAS HAPPENED
JD is so full of shit
That's probably uh AI
it's really embarrassing how many of you shout KINOOO when it's just a music track played over the stream it's really not that impressive it's a few mouse presses in OBS guys shut up it's not even a deep cut
I did naht
it’s scripted but it’s still content
i got chicken stuck in my esophagus i cant deal with this
how do you see it and try to continue the lie
>>219123584>Why is anybody pretending this is remotely good?retards
I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN
>cant admit hes wrong
>>219123646MALELMAOCONFIRMED
This is fake and gay
>>219123670Kiss her neck and SLAP HER ASS
erm.....
>>219123646the look like siblings
>>219123659benleaks you are finally on the right side of history
DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY
>maybe I kissed her hairAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)
>>219123670If this is acting, bravo gayboy
Top five fishtank day btw
>>219123531it's amusing how proud and contented he looks here.
HOW CAN HE KISS
>>219123646She looks a lot like JD
>>219123646shes not bad lookswise desu but shes very insecure clearly loool
>>219123685You just don't get it
it's scripted but i'm enjoying it regardless
>>219123685half of them are shills
GORAN I KNEEL
>>219123688its a funny bit
oh no no no
WHAT IS HER GENDER???
>>219123685real
troonbot
>scripted bullshit with a built in music montage
>>219123677All of S3 was fake
OOOOOOOF this is brutal
JD actually has a hot gf lmaodid not see that coming
>>219123647>kneeling for a scripted bitwe only kneel for organic Jet W's
the jet kneelers are the worstthis sucks
JD my son you must choose wife
>headfags calling THIS fake
STILL HASNT SAID SORRY>STILL HASNT SAID SORRYSTILL HASNT SAID SORRY>STILL HASNT SAID SORRYSTILL HASNT SAID SORRY>STILL HASNT SAID SORRYSTILL HASNT SAID SORRY>STILL HASNT SAID SORRYSTILL HASNT SAID SORRY>STILL HASNT SAID SORRYSTILL HASNT SAID SORRY>STILL HASNT SAID SORRY
How the fuck does JD have a semi cute gf?
I genuinely thought Thursday would be the last episode of fishtank ever, we are so back man
gaslight gatekeep guyboss
this is gay
>You know I fucking love you....Why does he sound so insincere? Lmao
you know how i feel about you
making a big deal about this is just going to make kiwi troons stalk and dox you foreverhow retarded can jd possibly be
>site crasheskill jet
>>219123607>Lara needs to learn when to exit.she's too dumb
>>219123740300k a year
Hang on baby, let me just read this script Jet sent me. Give me a second.
You can thank 1 ISP mints for the crash
high school drama class garbage
>sheall you fuckers are in danger in the real world
Im on jd's sidehis mouth probably just brushed up against her hair
lmfao
FUUUUUUUUUCK
>website breaks during the sceneKWABOTY
awkward she obviously doesn't care
bruh
>>219123614>>219123691This fucking sucks so hard. /tv/ sucks so fucking hard now, too. Fuck this shit I'm out
SITE CRASHEDNICE ON JET
>>219123740He has a high paying job
>>219123679It's pretty clear he just whispered something in her ear.
Production please show the pther fish the clip
ALL THIS TO GET THE HOUSE'S IP ADDRESS THROUGH THE BOT
JD should have left on his own terms days ago.He can't win this anyway, people will just make fun of him more and now his relationship is in trouble because of this. With 0% audience support and everyone just hoping to see him fail he's literally just being a TTS cow for Jet.
i think because he calls her bro and dude shes cis, i don't think a trans would be comfortable with that
>site crashes during the only kino moment of the season
How the fuck does JD have an attractive girlfriend
You know that likeYou know how I feel about youYou know that like
>site crashes.
rip cams
>>219123685It's their niggercord
It's a hard pill to swallow for the doomers, but if you think this is scripted you are actually schizophrenic
>>219123758So what is he doing?
>>219123745hes gay
ASH DDOS>ASH DDOSASH DDOS>ASH DDOSASH DDOS>ASH DDOSASH DDOS>ASH DDOSASH DDOS>ASH DDOSASH DDOS>ASH DDOSASH DDOS>ASH DDOSASH DDOS>ASH DDOSASH DDOS>ASH DDOSASH DDOS>ASH DDOSASH DDOS>ASH DDOSASH DDOS>ASH DDOSASH DDOS>ASH DDOSASH DDOS>ASH DDOSASH DDOS>ASH DDOSASH DDOS>ASH DDOS
cameras cut to rehearse the next part
https://kick.com/fishtank
FAKETANK
>something actually good happens>site diesohhh my gawd
KICK STILL WORKS
NOOOOO
>>219123793>>219123793
Lmaooo fucking way to go Jet. Height of the season and the site crashes. Fucking retards the whole lot
A classic wigger finish
I take the kneeling back. Eat shit Jet
Okay goran.. TroonBot was a good move
STREAM HEEMED
>>219123771it’s obviously a girl, tranny’s don’t have faces like that
>>219123685back to /bant/ frogposter
lmaooooooooooooooooohow's all that kneeling going
kick still works
>>219123646fails voice and jaw check
KICK IS UP
How the fuck do people not realize that they are acting? What an autistic retarded fanbase
I honestely hope, that someone insane will shoot up the place.
>>219123772kick or the playlist
Laura is killing the bit
>>219123927no, the servers are.
>>219123757mindbroken
THIS ENTIRE WEEKEND HAS BEEN FUCKING CINEMA
>>219122935That isn't shape wear retard moid nigger she's just fat
>>219125030you having a stroke retard?
