>>219124988
Did you cry? I did.

Orange and teal slop for IFL Science midwits. The Rocky funko pops will be flying off the shelves, I'm sure.

It's not optimistic. It's not hopeful or feel good. It's saccharine, vapid, and dull. It's ET with half the charm. It's Interstellar with a quarter of the gravitas. It's Arrival with a tenth of the smarts.

Movie took a bunch of inspiration from Interstellar, 2001: A Space Odyssey and Arrival but half assed all of it. Movie fell short in the end with no originality. It turned into a movie hoping to survive on memebility.

>>219124988
I really enjoyed it, too. Very, very heartwarming.

>>219127042
>It's Interstellar with a quarter of the gravitas.
The less it's like Interstellar, the better it is. Interstellar was unbearably bad depression porn dogshit. Haven't seen the other flicks you mentioned.

>>219127026
No.

>>219127134
I wholeheartedly agree with you.

>>219127158
Interstellar is a certified classic that will be loved as long as people still watch films. PHM is a meme movie that in 2 years will be mostly forgotten about except as one of the stops in the "mediocre era" of Gosling's filmography.

>>219124988
I just watched this and I spent the entire movie repeating the words "this is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes..." under my breath.
I fucking hated it. I was writhing around on the floor in front of the chair for the last 30 minutes it was so painful.

>>219127099
Interstellar is bad and Arrival is dogshit, but they are still better than this reddit vomit

>>219129173
Context of those 38000 times?
People would still vote for one like him rather than voting for you.
Including many on your side.
That's how bad your side is

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>>219129293
my “side” consists of men that amerimutts could not even comprehend if they tried to

>>219127506
>Interstellar is a certified classic that will be loved as long as people still watch films
Lmao, stopped reading there.

>>219129353
manlets that slept with their nieces?

>>219129173
You have a disease.

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>>219124988
>sincere, family-friendly, earnest, heartwarming and wholesome
so true sister! hope and optimism are the new punk rock! #resist #imwithher

Dear Goose fans: there are many scenes in PHM which I think you’ll love. In this movie there’s Goose covered in blood, Goose asleep, crying Goose, variations with Goose's kind smile, Goose with glasses... Singing Goose & Goose in astronaut wear were new challenges.

the movie was cringe
the dialogue was gay

When Rocky was dying and called out Grace's name since by then you can recognize the chirp, shit hurt my soul. If this makes me gay then I chug dick. I'm tired of being bitter

>>219127026
I nearly cried like six times.
5 stars, absolute kino.

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>>219124988
>I saw Project Hail Mary today and it was pure kino. The film was sincere, family-friendly, earnest, heartwarming and wholesome without taking itself too seriously. There wasn't any woke propaganda in the film. There was nothing mean-spirited about the film whatsoever. The film also used some puppetry and some practical effects instead of just CGI. And the film wasn't just about the greatness of science, but also about the greatness of faith in God. I haven't read the book the film is based on so I can't make any comparisons, but I thoroughly loved the film. The best films are those that have no message or at least have a good message. And this film had a good message urging us to do better and be better. Furthermore, the film had a heroic and brave straight white man as the main hero who saves not only his own world but also the world of his alien friend simply out of the kindness of his heart. And most importantly of all, Ryan Chadling (also known as Ryan Gosling) promoted this film by telling us that it's not our job as the audience to watch films but the job of people making films to make films that we as the audience consider to be films worth watching. And he's right. Yes, the film is somewhat Reddit but it is Reddit at its very best. This film is proof that Hollywood can still make decent films in 2026. This film is the best film of 2026 so far and we're not even three full months into the year yet. We needed an optimistic film like this in these rather dire times we're living in. Fucking kill yourself if you don't love this film.

>>219131059
That webm made me want to kill the man in it and I only watched 2 seconds of it. Staggering display of faggotry.

>>219124988
The main differences in the book are the problem solving at each step.
>what is the petrova line?
>what are astrophage?
>how to get to Tau Ceti?
>how to make enough astrophage to power the ship?
>how will astronauts survive the journey?
>how can I perform science in space with no gravity?
>how to make a chain long enough to reach Adrian?
>how to make Taomeba survive?
All glossed over in the film very quickly. If at all.

>>219129173
Why would Israel care about PHM?

You compare to interstellar and not the moon?

>>219131066
Would going into depth on the science really make the film better? Explain your reasoning.

>>219131066
I didn't read the book. This what I picked up from the movie, so let me know which explanations weren't right, I'm curious
>>what is the petrova line?
Infrared trail containing organisms that eat light, they preferred Venus's specific light waves. The part that wasn't explained was why Venus specifically aside from the lightwave which I assumed was due to Venus having a different atmospherenand radiation, allowing light to behave differently.
>>what are astrophage?
A cell that eats light.
>>how to get to Tau Ceti?
This wasn't explained. I was also confused as to why Grace survived and why the Chinese dude had extremely dessicated hands.
>>how to make enough astrophage to power the ship?
They duplicated them by exposing them to Venus light.
>>how will astronauts survive the journey?
Dunno lol. I appreciated that they didn't do a whole Martian bit with growing potatoes. But the nasty suit Grace was in during the beginning made me assume he was being fed nutrient slop.
>>how can I perform science in space with no gravity?
The movie made it seem easy with the centrifical force being activated with a button press, but I wondered why Rocky's ship didn't use it.
>>how to make a chain long enough to reach Adrian?
Rocky generated xenon metal, akin to a spider spinning a web. How? Idk. They also didn't explain his green spots, I assumed they are his equivalent of a wedding ring.
>>how to make Taomeba survive?
Not explained. Only thing I understood is that it eats xenon, became nitrogen resistant in the xenon breeding chamber, eats Astrophages, and somehow isn't a human or alien killer.

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>>219127042
>Rocky funko pops
at least it won't have those souless eyes.
the best ones are ones with masks or without eyes showing

i really hate flicks which "don't take themselves seriously"

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>>219127158
>Interstellar was unbearably bad depression porn dogshit.
You could have just said it was a Nolan film.

>>219131199
pretty sure in the movie, ryland hurriedly explains they're using the IR signature that venus' atmosphere gives off, which is what attracts the astrophage.

>>219131175
Probably not. Although the book has more of a focus on his amnesia and gradual returning of memory, with each memory coming back helping him out on the shop. The film didn't do this at all, really. His amnesia seemed to go after he gave the astronauts a space funeral and we had the first flashback.

>>219131335
In the film the amnesia seems more of about getting to know him better and why he's even present, I think it works well enough. I might buy the book next paycheck to compare but I don't know if I'll have enough cash left after I buy a sword.

>>219131335
Really, he seemed amnesiatic to me. Especially when he finally remembered being drugged into a coma. There are different versions of amnesia, it's real to life that someone could forget what their name is but still be able to do math.

>>219124988
I liked it. A Marvel millennial writing quip fest that can still manage to let the serious moments land is rare enough these days, as is a movie that puts creating likeable characters and entertaining, interesting plots above soapboxing their tiresome political views.

Still, it’s not without some modern day writing flaws. The weird humiliation ritual of making Grace an abject coward was weird as it never informed anything about his character or his development during the mission. Maybe it ties together better in the book but in the movie it feels out of place. Also the alien being an entity with the sensibilities and humor of a modern Californian writer is fairly jarring. A few other nitpicks but over all a solid movie from top to bottom.

>>219124988
Based
for some reason there's a contingent of bitter pricks on this board who insist on calling it reddit and childish. I ignore these people. It's a beautiful, genuinely moving story. I might go see it again to be honest.
>>219127026
I teared up a few times but the karaoke scene in particular really got to me

>>219129173
>and there are people on this website who will still tell you he’s such a great president/person. These are the same people who call this movie “reddit”
truthnuke

>>219131199
You are right, it wasn't that the movie didn't explain them, it's just in the movie they were often explained in a sentence, when in the book it's a lot more.
Particularly the part about using Astrophage to make the ship, in the film they say they need a million kilograms or something, and then that's that. But in the book the governments have to go full authoritarian to cover the Sahara Desert in solar panels to produce enough astrophage in the short timescale required.

Also in the book it's mentioned that the astronauts picked have to have a coma resistance gene. Grace has it too, which is another reason they use to persuade him to be part of the mission, since so few people have the gene and would survive the trip. Stratt actually says his coma resistance gene is the main reason she kept him around, in case they needed him.

The chain is a big problem in the book. Grace and Rocky work 8 hours a day for 2 weeks to make a 10km chain. It's 200,000 links they have to make together.

Another thing, in the book the Eridians don't know about relativity, so they bring more fuel than they need, because they don't account for spacetime dilation in their journey to Tau Ceti. That's why Rocky has more fuel to lend Grace.

It was a little predictable, the plot sticks to the tried and true space mission to save the earth formula. And the premise is outright goofy. I liked it though, Goose was great and there were a few chuckles and some heart touching moments. I also thought the ending was well done.

>>219124988
Meh, it felt like Amazon Basics version of The Martian

>>219131472
>Marvel millennial writing quip fest
Automatically bad

Honestly, I agree with you OP. Except for that shit about faith in God. But very wholesome movie with positive vibes.

>>219131794
>IT'S POSITIVE
>IT'S POSITIVE
>IT'S POSITIVE
Make it good, next time

>>219131532
Doesn't make sense lmao
Just make fantasy next time.

Also the biggest problem of this reddit guy will always be the horrid insufferable 8yo-tier writing

>>219131619
It's better than The Martian.
1. Unlike The Martian, it actually has an emotional core. Meanwhile, in The Martian, some things happen, then it ends, and you feel nothing.
2. Ryan Gosling is infinitely better than Matt Damon.
3. The Martian tries too hard to be "grounded in reality" - as a result, any scientific/technical inaccuracy in it (of which there are many) immediately ruins your immersion.

>reddit this reddit that
nigger science man / sexual predator will not like it because it glosses over the science and he's reddit personified, have you dumb apes considered that?

>>219131335
I didn't read the book but this was one of the problems I had with the film. I didn't think it was at all clear whether the flashbacks were supposed to be him literally getting those specific memories back, or if he sort of just recovered his memory gradually and the flashbacks were more of a metaphor for that along with being a handy way to catch the audience up on the backstory. I guess it's not a huge deal, but it did sometimes confuse me because I was never really 100% about what Ryland knew, or whether he knew more than the audience, and I don't think that was intentional. I think it was communicated poorly.

>>219124988
Rocky was a great character. The moment when Grace returns to save him near the end of the movie and how happy Rocky gets was peak.

>>219127026
I teared up when Rocky (seemingly) sacrificed himself

>>219132256
It was very clear to me that he recovered those specific memories whenever each flashback is shown. Consider the following:
>there's literally a scene sandwiched between flashbacks where he's writing down on a whiteboard what he's just remembered in the previous scene

>>219131066
I think it's the nature of adapting a book that spends a lot of time diving into specific scientific concepts, and showing how characters arrive at those conclusions, that some of it has to come out for pacing reasons. The movie was already 2 hours and change, I don't think it would be better with 20-30 more minutes of exposition shoved in there. You get the gist and the book is always there to provide those answers if you left the movie with questions

>>219132172
>it actually has an emotional core
lololololol

>>219132355
Should have cut the cringe characters and kept the science, maybe working harder to not make it fantasy.
Movie would unironically improve

>>219132138
One day ur brain will fully develop and you'll understand.

>>219132343
That was right at the start, it seemed to disappear as a deliberate storytelling tool very quickly despite those flashback scenes carrying on.

I read the book and even I was unclear if each flashback was a memory returning (after the first one) . I was watching with my gf who didn't know about the story and she didn't quite catch onto that

>>219124988
Heck yes, my good dooderino! Say it louder for the peeps in the back. Amirite? This, so much this. I would literally die in battle for that heckin' metamorphic lil' buddy!

The karaoke scene was way to long. I saw it last night and I thought it was pretty good. The Goose having to be drugged and sent into space was the best part.

It was predictable but fun, also visually pleasing.

>>219132408
It has been clearly shown once, and that's enough. Is your attention span so short that you need to be explicitly reminded of this storytelling tool every time it's used?

>>219132404
You are not adult, ad if you are I pity you

>>219132343
I must have missed that or been checked out then. Honestly the flashbacks were the weakest part for me. I'd actually rather watch goose and the rock quip at each other and do heckin science than that woman who sucked the life out of every single frame she was in. The buddy road film was the heart of the whole thing anyway, constantly pulling away from that was a drag, and for some reason the witty, smart, handsome Ryan Gosling didn't convince as a friendless loser.

>>219132404
>you are le developed person when you like badly made cringe capeshit in space aimed at marvel toddlers

>>219124988
>math is the universal language
I am too basedbrained to understand how they were able to use math to understand each other. And how the fuck were they able to communicate in general.

Does the book go more into detail?

>>219132507
Point is I didn't need to be reminded, I was expecting the amnesia element because I read the book, and he starts by waking up and realising he's not by the sun, then he does the space funeral and can't remember the astronauts, then his lack of memory never seems to be an issue ever again.
In the book he has to remember the ship turns into a centrifuge, it comes immediately after a flashback to earth where they design the ship to be a centrifuge.

But that was quite a quick realisation in the film, not accompanied by the flashback, so I'm questioning whether the amnesia storytelling was as obvious

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>>219132294
I cried when Rocky explained how he was alone on his ship and watched his friends sleep. It hit home. And I work on movies so I know how it's all made, but it still got me

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We4QQCMwyrg

REMEMBER EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT, WE CAN MEET AGAIN SOMEWHERE, SOMEWHERE FAR AWAY FROM HERE

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>>219131472
>weird humiliation ritual of making Grace an abject coward was weird as it never informed anything about his character or his development during the mission
It showed he was a real human bean and a real hero. It was capped with the whole finding bravery in yourself when you didn't think you had it. <Brave>

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>>219131005
tfw Rocky was alone in space, but meets a space-friend, and they save the galaxy. Together.

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>>219132663
>not accompanied by the flashback
What? Here are two moments where he's having a flashback pointing at another member of the science team saying "centrifuge" and then exactly 10 seconds later a show from "now" of him aboard the spaceship clapping his hands and recalling that the ship has a centrifuge to make fake gravity.

Did you even watch the film? You retarded dildo licker

Going yo see it, I knew he was a science teacher. I didn't know he specialized in microbiology and had burnt out in the field. As an unemployed biologist, that hit home. Also, I went into this expecting to see amazing macro space views of the cosmos. I was pleasently surprised yo also see big screen views of the microcosms in a microscope slide.

>>219132645
Don't worry about it.

Interesting things like how did they actually learn to communicate? what are the differences and implications of silicon based life? wait, there's some kind of living cell that eats stars? and they have predators? how does all that work?

That's the kind of shit sci fi nerds eat up. That's the shit people like Isaac Arthur and Carl Sagan have built careers on. The movie says don't worry about it. It would rather be Guardians of the Galaxy with a (laughable) hard sci fi label than be interesting.

>>219124988
I'm watching this today. Give me more mid effort sci fi please. I hate the reddit quipping but I enjoy competency. For some reason it's impossible for Hollywood to write characters that aren't drooling retards, especially the ones they claim are smart.

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>>219131005
>>219132805
tfw you will never find a friend like Rocky

>>219132825
Okay then fair enough.

>>219132919
Sorry I called you a dildo licker it's late and I'm tired

>>219132845
>That's the shit people like Isaac Arthur and Carl Sagan have built careers on.
Please don't compare those two to reddit boy and his Hail Mary of the Galaxy

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>>219132805
You just have to be open to meeting new people.

>>219132645
Prime numbers bro, Jodi Foster approved.

>>219124988
Project Hail Mary had heart and soul and it was fun and hopeful.

>>219131005
this, we need more uplifting and inspiring movies. Everyone is sick of this moral grey cynical bullshit

>>219132981
>this, we need more uplifting and inspiring movies
Most movies are like this.

>>219132965
>Project Hail Mary had heart and soul and it was fun and hopeful.
>Project Hail Mary had heart and soul and it was fun and hopeful.
>Project Hail Mary had heart and soul and it was fun and hopeful.
>beep bop

>>219127042
>rattles off a bunch of superficial titles
Ah, this must be good then.

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>>219132981
Agreed. People don't want nihilism right now

>>219127042
>It's not optimistic. It's not hopeful or feel good.

It's got like the happiest ending possible lol

>>219132645
Unfortunately not, it's about the same as the film. I don't think Weir actually knew how to get them to go from numbers to sentences

>For the next several hours, we expand our shared vocabulary to several thousand words. Language is kind of an exponential system. The more words you know, the easier it is to describe new ones.

It does say some more about certain concepts, like how they agree a term for kilogram.

>>219133054
cry about it, kiddo

>>219132995
there are almost no movies like Independence Day, Tomorrowland and Hail Mary. Period. I am rejecting your lie.

Why does /tv/ hate this movie?

>>219133218
Contrarian retards upset over a movie being a hit.

>>219133024
You don't get it, the movie didn't tell anon to continue wallowing in his self made shit pit so it is therefore "saccharine"

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>>219133218
I'd have no trouble calling it out if it were shit, but it's actually good and it made my cold dead heart feel for the first time in a long time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHwTJKcjsSE

>>219132965
>confusing this corpo slop meticulously engineered to be as feelgood as possible for heart and soul

>>219132981
I'm as sick and tired of morally gray cynical bullshit as everyone else, but this kind of soulless, empty slop is not the sort of replacement I want

It saddens me how many people are being taken in by this feelgood nonsense. Are people really so desperate for the smallest glimmer of positivity that they'll eat up this fake corpo shit?

This movie has no sense of wonder, no sense of the sublime, no sense of stakes, nothing that actually reaches in and touches the soul. It lacks all these things that the heavens have inspired in humans for our entire existence. It pays lip service with "I'm having le moment" while colorful CG bullshit flies past.

Rocky is cute and Goose has good banter, but the only reason this exists is because focus group surveys show that people love GROOT and they want more of that GROOT gotta give em that GROOT.

>>219133054
That's completely undercut with the contrived bullshit it needs to get there

>>219132645
I just asked chatgpt how you'd do it, it knows. I'll assume that's how it was done. Bascially
>numbers
>mathematical operators
>time
>visible objects
>verbs
>logic (AND, OR etc) - especially NOT so you can correct eachother
>questions and answers
>categories of objects
>attempting other objects you can't see

>>219133218
Obligatory
>/tv/ isn't one person
That said there's a substantial chunk of the people on this board whose sole basis for their opinion is "popular thing bad". They're effectively anti-reddit (where reddit is "popular thing good") which is all well and good when you're mocking something like marvel, but it means they also will shit on otherwise excellent movies solely because it's the counter-current thing to do. They're the same anons who will unironically claim Drive and Bladerunner 2049 are reddit.

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>>219133303
>Are people really so desperate for the smallest glimmer of positivity that they'll eat up this fake corpo shit?

Mate, yes. People are burnt out and I'd rather have a bit of actual film escapism than dread-porn

>>219133218
I don't hate it. I found it endearing. But I'll probably never watch it again and will forget about it next week, and it's bizarre to me that people are calling it a masterpiece. It's a very middling sci fi fluff movie that's mostly a vehicle for goose charm.

Also Andy Weir is at times just the most annoying fucking writer.

>>219133205
ID was an ok parody/love letter to 50s invasion movies, ad ha reason to exist because there was a huge leap in special effects and had some creative idea with said effects
the other two are unwatchable

>>219124988
>>219124988
>I saw Project Hail Mary today
No, you did not.

>and it was pure kino.
yes kiddo, cure your ADH

>>219127042
You're trying too hard.

>>219133303
This. Thank you
>>219133396
Still won't settle for garbage. I'm not a beggar

>>219132645
>>219133357
yeah basically you use logical axioms (which numbers basically are to an extent) and then go from there. The concept of how you'd establish communication with an alien species is fascinating in general, although a lot of it relies on them having at least SOME cultural common ground with humanity. In the movie for instance, although rocky and the human are both very different, there's also remarkably similar - they're both 'single', upright physical organisms with legs able to express some form of mutually recognisable 'body language' (as opposed to say, some kind of sentient gaseous amoeba or a collection of different bugs working in symbiosis as one collective organism) and with remarkably similar emotions (rocky effectively has a 'human' range of emotions but with some minor differences. Both of them for example have an inherent desire for and appreciation for companionship and kindness. There are theories though that aliens might actually be more likely than not to resemble humans in general appearance and behaviour though on the basis that certain physical, psychological and cultural traits might be necessary for a civilisation to reach certain levels of advancements, but this is contentious.

>>219133514
*they're also remarkably similar

>>219133368
Modern movies are all objectively shit
>Drive and Bladerunner 2049
those are shit, not reddit
PHM is reddit. And shit, obviosuly

>>219133368
Bladerunner 2049 is reddit though. I liked Hail Mary btw.

>>219133774
both are shit, but at least BReddit is somewhat watchable, even if stupid and boring.

>>219133619
what is the most recently released film you'd consider a good movie? and when is the last time you went to see a movie in the cinema?

>>219133461

Correct.

>>219124988
muh running on empty Project Hail Mary review!!! :
didn't feel like watching it because Amazon/MGM productions, but it was a hot night on a weekday and i've been baking for a few days. and smoked by smoggy winds.
surprisingly "hard scifi". maybe dragged out for too long. cool spacey visuals. end-credits would make a rice animated wallpaper.
hard scifi 'cause it actually goes through with explaining some scientific methods to find out wtf is the "space bacteria" that is seemingly eating the sun. also no magic google-translate or psychic powers or "everyone speaks english or japanese in space" . goes thru slow-ass process of learning sentient alien comms(not the space bacteria but talking with space-golem who is also investigating the space bacteria) via alien 3D-printing and voice recognition software/recordings with some short time-skips.
unexpected happy ending. expected it to end like the more indie Iron Lung, but Iron Lung is a horror game movie.

also when i thought about it mid-way thru the movie, this is basically a more peaceful edition of Starflight 1 plot.
>Starflight 1: space faring races were using Endurium for spaceship fuel, but the fuel was actually alive and sentient. the fuel people move and think very very slowly, but once they figure out people were mining them and burning them alive, they decided to move their whole home planet very slowly and somehow magically cause the suns of nearby planets to flare up and kill 'em all. MC's crew blows up the Endurium planet with an ancient planetbuster bomb which was originally created to kill some other ancient evil aliens.inb5 banned for ancient /vr/ spoilers.

>>219127506
>"mediocre era" of Gosling's filmography.
i liked the Stuntman movie. i already forgot the name! oh right it's Fallguy.

>>219127579
>muh readdit pain.
did you also rage and cope and seethe and then walk out after 1 hour to demand a refund?

>>219131066
And most importantly, they excluded the scene of nuking Antarctica

>>219133218
>>219124988
Hope slop

>>219134210
What’s starlight1 a video game?

>>219130777
his name was Grace.

>>219134368
>In Project Hail Mary, Eva Stratt orders a nuclear strike on Antarctica to release trapped methane gas from under the ice sheets, creating an artificial greenhouse effect to save Earth from a deadly ice age. As the sun cools due to the Astrophage parasite, this desperate act aims to increase global temperatures and buy time for Ryland Grace to find a solution to the solar crisis.

kek so basically the Earth is going to turn into a Cretaceous hothouse when the Astrophage population goes down. pretty obvious why they left out most of this to avoid melting normie brains.

>>219132872
nice Genestealer movie AI.

>>219133396
>dread-porn
i wanna download Iron Lung too.

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>>219134458
literally explained in greentext. it's /vr/ and the plot is similar to Hail Mary.
>>219134368
meh the movies for Solaris were worse.

>>219124988
>And the film wasn't just about the greatness of science, but also about the greatness of faith in God
Your bait was good until this point. The german says 'God willing'. Grace asks 'you believe in God?' and she replies 'it's better than the alternative'.

That isn't belief in God. That's belief in that there isn't not a God because the alternative is 'worse'. It's essentially belief in a theoretical 'better' alternative. Belief in God would have defined chatacteristics of God, and what God means for us and to us, and subsequently what God demands of our conduct and actions. In that sense it was veeeerrrrrryyy 'reddit'. That's probably about as far as a redditor would go in believing in God. Then again, it's not like the majority of 4chan believes in God either.

The best depiction of belief in God in a sci-fi film is and will probably always be the ending of 'War of the Worlds'.

>>219124988
>The best films are those that have no message or at least have a good message.
There is no such thing as a film without a 'message'. Every story has a message, and whether you percieve that message or not, it is affecting you.

>>219132942
>Isaac Arthur
wasn't Bicentennial Man based on his story? 90 percent of nu-4chins zoomers probably won't even watch that because it's an old movie.
but sure. every is readdit to you zoomzooms/

>>219135047
Correct. And this film is priming us for a (controlled) world war, shortages and home arrest 2.0.

>>219134951
>>219135047

the ending credits was a gospel-lite song. don't get more xtian messaging than that for a "modern audience".

>>219124988
dishonest film making

>>219133218
they also unironically hate /a/nime on an anime board. coincidences?

>>219135172
The edited 'Jesus' in that song to sound indistinct. They literally edited 'Jesus' out of a gospel song.

>>219135262
Rock aliens can't pronounce Tetragrammaton

>>219131199
>Infrared trail containing organisms that eat light, they preferred Venus's specific light waves. The part that wasn't explained was why Venus specifically aside from the lightwave which I assumed was due to Venus having a different atmospherenand radiation, allowing light to behave differently.
Were you on your phone the whole time? The movie said Venus was due to CO2, even a high schooler would have guessed it

>>219131532
>since so few people have the gene and would survive the trip. Stratt actually says his coma resistance gene is the main reason she kept him around, in case they needed him.
This would have made so much more sense if it was in the movie because they give Grace way too much info and access outta nowhere

>>219131532
>Another thing, in the book the Eridians don't know about relativity, so they bring more fuel than they need, because they don't account for spacetime dilation in their journey to Tau Ceti. That's why Rocky has more fuel to lend Grace.
In the books do Edrians not know about radiation? Feels weird that a species advanced enough to make spaceship for travel do not know about radiation

>>219127042
Dial back the troll a bit next time
Not bad 7/10

>>219129173
Well put

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>>219131005
>I’ll watch you sleep pal

>>219133218
I thought it was mid

>>219131005
That was a very emotional scene

>>219132645
I haven't read the book but in the movie Grace somehow immediately is able to convince rocky the round shaped thing he is holding is a clock. he also deduces rocky cannot see the numbers and puts something on top that rocky is able to see to identify as numbers

Hope it was done better in the book

>>219132845
I was hoping that Rocky would be a non-cellular lifeform. Oh well.
>That's the shit people like Isaac Arthur and Carl Sagan have built careers on.
Based Isaac Arthur mentioner. I love his videos and I'm subscribed to his channel. His channel is one of the few genuinely good channels on jewtube.

>>219133205
True and based.

>>219133218
This board isn't one person. I unironically love Project Hail Mary. Don't speak on my behalf.

>>219135832
In the book Grace shows him the clock and Rocky beckons him to put it on the xenonite barrier. The closer it gets the more excited Rocky gets. Grace tapes the clock to the wall. Rocky figures out it’s a clock by the ticking and the movement of the hands. Then he brings his own clock and Grace takes an eridian hour measuring each unit of time

>>219135220
Also video games in /v/

>>219135832
Rocky gives him a clock first

>>219124988
where can I download the cam version please help

>>219136035
>Rocky figures out it’s a clock by the ticking and the movement of the hands. Then he brings his own clock and Grace takes an eridian hour measuring each unit of time
So its shitty in the book as well

>>219136082
That makes more sense somehow

>>219136106
Sorry anon I didnt realize you’re too smart for this shit and totally above it all. My bad

>>219136090
Go watch it in a theater, this is one of the rare movies where it's fully justified.
But if you hate yourself (or want to rewatch it without buying another ticket) - you should be looking for "Project.Hail.Mary.2026.1080p.TELESYNC.V3.x264-SyncUP"

>>219136239
I am living on a small island in patagoina.

>>219136239
>Project.Hail.Mary.2026.1080p.TELESYNC.V3.x264-SyncUP
Is this a camrip?

>>219136239
>Project.Hail.Mary.2026.1080p.TELESYNC.V3.x264-SyncUP
Patagonia guy here. Also can you tell me a site? If i put it in google I get nothing

>>219124988
Really liked the movie too, the only two things that annoyed me:
-Tau Ceti is 11 ly away from Earth, but the trip back to Earth is only said to be 4 years
-The thing with "oh Oxygen is in the air so it's not toxic!" is dumb, you don't need JUST oxygen to be able to breath

It was pretty good, some of the humor and emotions landed, but It wasn’t as good as I was hoping.

>>219136345
Yes, you can see people's heads in frame sometimes. But it's not that bad. What really is bad is the audio.

>>219136361
Weird, I found it on Google just fine. rlsbb.ru, look for DL links in the comments there. Many are paid, but there are a few that are free and fast.

>>219136431
There were lot of things dumbed down for the movie to not lose below average IQ audience

>>219136131
I was wrong, I reread the book and Grace shows Rocky a clock and the rocky comes back with his own clock

>>219136431
Look up relativity retard. The trip to earth being 4 years is not a real complaint

>>219136431
>Tau Ceti is 11 ly away from Earth, but the trip back to Earth is only said to be 4 years
Time dilation. Come on, even the "mainstream audience" understands this concert ever since it was shown (very crudely) in Interstellar.

>you don't need JUST oxygen to be able to breath
Rocky had a complete sample of our atmosphere as soon as he received the canister with a message back from Grace.

>>219136609
*concept

>>219136431
has to be a troll
no one is this dumb

>>219124988
If you, in my presence, say that you liked this movie I would unironically heem your jaw off.

>>219136609
>Come on, even the "mainstream audience" understands this concert ever since it was shown (very crudely) in Interstellar.
I'm relatively bright and perceptive and I didn't know this, and I've seen Interstellar. But it didn't ruin my enjoyment of Hail Mary, either. I don't think I even noticed it or thought about it.

>>219136609
Presumably if it takes light 11 years to do the journey, then you can only go slower than that?

>>219136484
I clicked like on 5 links and my computer is screaming about trojan and shit
fuck why is pirating so fucking hard

>>219136733
Install uBlock Origin

>>219136609
i frankly still don't know how exactly time dilation works. i thought it worked both ways of the journey? as long as you're travelling at the speed of light, you should be experiencing time slower than people back on Earth.
>Rockman had air sample
not explained at all. and weird that alien tech somehow had oxygen stored in their ship or had some space-alchemy to produce oxygen/earthly air compositions. esp since oxygen seems to be poisonous to them or cause them to evaporate into gas.

>>219136733
>>219136759
or buy a ticket to cinema and touch grass.
or wait for the torrentz at the usual places.

>>219136728
As you approach the speed of light, time slows down from your perspective. If you went 99.9% light speed you could travel a hundred light years and to your frame of reference it would be a few months

>>219136728
No. If the distance is 11LY, then the journey will take at least 11 years from a POV of an observer on Earth. But for anyone on a ship it will take less time. The difference will be getting bigger when you get closer to the speed of light.

>>219136821
Dude I am living on a fishermans island. I am glad theres internet here.
We have no restaurants, no cinema, no shit, just one shop to buy food.

>>219131532
it's mentioned in the movie that rocky didn't know about relativity AND radiation.

but it is weird to figure out how to fly out in space w/o knowing how relativity works.

>>219136871
are you a fisherman?

>>219136981
no, I am working in the office for the fisherman company. I basically sit behind the computer doing nothing while they work kek

Also I forgot its a 1,5 hour long ferry ride to a cinema, so Im really out of options

>>219136871
get colonised by a real country and get a passport? of cose you can also wait for the official stream to be sold by AmazonTV, probably in the next week.

>>219137065
>chile
>not a real country
Anon, I....

>>219136728
Yes, from the perspective of Earth.
But for the photon it was instantaneous

>>219137045
>1,5 hour long ferry ride to a cinema
is that 15 hrs or 1.5 hrs before time relativity shit?

>>219136962
It's seems weird to us, but you don't necessarily need to know about those things to simply get from point A to point B.

>>219137045
>1,5 hour long ferry ride to a cinema
That's not very long.

>>219137141
Theres only one ferry a day, I would need to find a hotel just to watch the movie, then go back next day.
Also I need to work.

>>219137167
Why don't you move out of that shithole anon?

>>219137102
i mean rockies would need to know about relativity if they wanna plan how long they will take to fly lightyears away. esp if they also go into coldsleep like human beans. i can only assume they have such long life-spans that they don't care about how long the journey takes.
>>219137167
take paid leave . the fishermen will live w/o you.

>>219137085
IIRC chile have cinemas and even made movies. stop living in a crap isle in hickenstani parts of chile?

Eridians are genuinely adorable. They’re funny. The ones at the end were so hyper and everything.

>>219137261
You know what patagonia is anon?

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>>219136962
Was relativity mentioned in the movie? I was waiting for it but only heard talk of radiation. Maybe I missed it.

Would have been interesting if Grace explained to the Eridians who Einstein was and what he discovered.

>>219137376
“So this crazy haired Joo did a thing”
“What is a Joo, Grace?”
“Oh uh…”

>>219136559
I find it hard to believe that would be plausible fr an alien to know what a clock is without any context for them to understand it

>>219137045
Get on the boat bitch. Go see it

>>219136585
NTA but would it even be possible to travel at 99.9% speed flight without the g force turning organs into mush

>>219138081
If an alien handed you a device that was ticking/moving/turning at a fixed interval you’d assume it was a clock

>>219138081
Two parts regularly moving, pointing at symbols, one part moving faster, otherwise both are in phase

Dunno, maybe it's a stretch. But Rocky has his own clock so he's not unaware of the concept of timekeeping

>>219138139
G force is just at the acceleration phase, so it depends how fast you get to 99%

>>219138139
This is covered some in the Three Body series. You’d either have to accelerate really, really slowly (which would take years) or use some kind of fluid. The Three Body spaceships have a bunch of big spherical rooms that fill with a breathable liquid when they accelerate quickly.

The aliens coming to earth in Three Body can travel 10% the speed of light and they live 4 light years away so you’d assume roughly 40 years to get here. The acceleration and deceleration process takes so long it’s closer to 400 years for them to arrive

>>219127042
i'll take orange and teal over grey cgi diarrhea that said didn't see this movie

>>219137376
It's needed in the book because it's why Rocky has more fuel.
But in the movie it's mentioned that Eridians don't know about relativity, then it never comes up again. Rocky just lends the fuel and says he'll get home slower

>>219124988
This movie's titles are all over the place

Swedish/Dutch/Latvian/Romanian/Korean - Project Hail Mary
Spanish - Project Salvation
Spanish (Hispanic America) - Project End of the World
German - The Astronaut – Project Hail Mary
French - The Last Chance Project
Portugese - Devourers of Stars
Chinese - Extreme Return
Vietnamese - Escape from the apocalypse
Russian - Project "End of the World"
Turkish - The Liberation Project
Italian - The Last Mission: Project Hail Mary
Greek/Hungarian - The Hail Mary Mission
Serbian - Desperate Attempt Project
Finnish - Operation Hail Mary
Slovak - The Last Chance
Czech - The Savior

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>>219140883
>Czech - The Savior
>Serbian - Desperate Attempt Project
>Portugese - Devourers of Stars
>Vietnamese - Escape from the apocalypse

>>219124988
But anon, there was a brief screen of a black astronaut. And a woman. A woman! Do you know just how angry that makes tvpol?

>>219136431
>Tau Ceti is 11 ly away from Earth, but the trip back to Earth is only said to be 4 years
Rocky...

>>219140883
What a mess. No weird alterations for me, thankfully (Ukraine).

>>219124988
it was fantastic

>>219138139
Anon, acceleration and velocity are not the same thing.

>>219136345
yes telesync = cam

>>219140883
The finnish translation is actually called Ave Maria for some reason.

>Rocky is from 40 Eridani
who else is from 40 Eridani class?

Goose is a 10/10. Writing is a 3/10. Everything else is a 7/10. You do the math.

>>219141669
Ave - Hail
Maria - Mary
C'mon dog

>>219124988
sorry, the only space movies I'll watch anymore are Event Horizon and maybe an Aliem flick

>>219141127
It’s insane how many lunatics are legit infuriated by that

>>219133368
>Bladerunner 2049
shit. Drive is okay.

>>219124988
Is it true that the stars are getting eaten by midiclorians?

>>219124988
There's just something about it.

Hard to explain.

>>219127026
"Rocky watch crew die. Could not fix. Grace say Grace will die. Rocky fix."
Yes, I did. Especially during the burial scene, when it showed Ilyukhina's picture of her dad kissing her.

>already grossed 300 million in two weeks
Are movies back /tv/?

>>219136871
You eat fish everyday?

>>219127026
What a fucking faggot kek

>>219142436
i've only made it out to the kinoplex a handful of times over the past few years
but I saw an early showing yesterday and the theater was as close to full as I've
personally witnessed in I dont know how long

I watched this in a "4DX" screen and let me tell ya that was a fuckin ride

>>219135574
>>219131335
They dont know about radiation because their planet is huge and has a bigger magnetic field. They dont know about interstellar radiation at least.
They have a xenonite space elevator though

>>219143169
I consider it a useless (and often distracting) gimmick.
IMAX > any standard theater >>> 4DX >>> anything 3D

You know what, why would you need the sun if you already those little niggas with a unlimited energy. Just farm the shit out of those bacteria and build power plants out of them.

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>>219124988
It was shit. Ryan Gosling has legitimate range and could have had entertaining character development but every character was written for baby brains

>>219143796
>those little niggas with a unlimited energy
that they get from....?

>>219143580
4DX sucks the most cause you can't even eat or drink anything peacefully if there is some action scene that pops up and shakes the whole seat like a rollercoaster

>>219143796
Because its too dangerous of an energy source, sun dimming fucks up the whole ecosystem and growing food becomes insanely hard at scale

>>219134951
The book or Spielberg war of the worlds?!?

>>219141902
The least woke movie in the last 30 years, by a book writer who goes white power adjacent on the angry doofus podcast, and Chuds still go berserk. It's just unfathomable.

Loved the book, the movie was alright.
The book was more grounded, and that worked much better for the mood of the mission than a fun buddy adventure the movie went for.

>>219127158
>depression porn dogshit
did you even watch the film retard

>>219124988
I accept that it's probably a good movie, buy the people who like it are really, really faggy. When I hear some reddit pussy bragging about how he cried over it, yeah, I'm going to roll my eyes and call it a reddit movie.
I'm just going to wait for the dust to settle and for all these queers to move on to the next flavor of the month before I bother with it.
Every review I've seen of it so far features a balding numale or someone who talks like a balding numale.

>>219144462
>a book writer who goes white power adjacent on the angry doofus podcast
Lolwut

>>219124988
Sounds incredibly gay and reddit

How come none of the people in these threads claiming its a good movie ever sound like real people?

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>>219142359
Based

>>219144897
Andy Weir here. I'm posting to apologize about stuff I said on the Critical Drinker's podcast. I feel like my quotes were taken out of context as salacious sound bytes. Hitler did nothing wrong.

I cried 3 times

Why do these shills constantly harp on "it was le hopeful and uplifting"? That applies to 90% of children's movies how is this different?

>>219145269
Because sane people like good and happy. Only chuds think hate watching is a way of life.

>>219127042
Hail Mary shills and reddit fags absolute BTFO

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Stratt.

>>219145333
Ok but a movie for 10 year olds having a happy ending is kind of expected

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>>219145369
Also Stratt, but much more serious.

>>219124988
Not reading all that, if you want to be funny keep it short

>>219145487
Humans dumb

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>>219145369
When I read the book I imagined her as the villain from Madagascar 3

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Stratt.

>>219145535
Jesus, anon Never watched Madagascar, so you may be on point

>>219145778
Post a recent pic, I dare you.

Yes, it was very reddit, but I still enjoyed it. Glad I went to see it with my dad

>>219145817
>Post a recent pic
Nope, pre-bog Famke would've been a perfect Stratt.

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>>219145778
>>219145817
>here's the stratt that anon promised

>>219145817
I think she was described as a European with red hair, so the Madagascar woman immediately came to mind

>>219145854
I always had Stratt as an older super-serious bureaucrat with lots of experience at navigating cutthroat organizations
She would be too young. Not good.

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>>219145914
Not too old, late 40s probably, since Ilyuhina said she needed to get Ryland's BWC.

>>219127042
This guy gets it. I think /tv/ only likes it because it's the contrarian opinion to have in the face of such blatantly mediocre slop

I particularly hate how lazy they were with the rocky character. So he's an alien that just understands english (except when it's convenient to the plot), acts human and is sentient just like a human, but he's silly and childish as well because we need some comic relief and to make him endearing for the soillennials ugh

>>219144462
I will not praise your mediocre forgettable flick because it's light on woke

>>219146799
That is the character, yes, and he was very popular in the book

>>219127042
God forbid we have movie showing us a universe where curiosity, compassion, and basic decency can literally save the day. A story this warmly and unapologetically kind isn't saccharine. It's a relief.
Now show me your cynicism.

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>>219124988
It was worth seeing in theatres but it's pacing is made for TV. It's cut down significantly on the reddit humor from the book, added a sad & desperate note I can't remember from the book (the flashbacks), and kept the Man and his Dog aspects that made it good. I soifaced slightly.
>>219127026
I teared up for a fucking rock.
>>219127158
>Interstellar was unbearably bad depression porn dogshit
What the fuck are you talking about it's saccharine as all hell and "love is the one thing we're capable of perceiving that transcends dimensions of time and space" is a plot point. Are you deaf, dumb and blind?

>>219146799
nowhere but this board have I seen people so confidently shitting on movies they clearly either didn't watch or pay attention to
there's an entire scene where they show how they figure out how to understand each other

>>219144462
>who goes white power adjacent on the angry doofus podcast
Translation: the betacuck author went on Critical Drinker and said Star Trek sucked because it went political, now his core fanbase of redditors are tearing their hair out because he came out as a chud.

>>219147253
Weird essentially said, I got screwed because I trusted the Jew. It was a pretty spicy sound bite.

>>219147210
Rocky understands everything goose says from the get go, without even having met a human ever. That's how goose was able to just recite words to rocky for him to say in his native language
You yourself as a person (of sorts) wouldn't have understood anything goose was trying to convey were he speaking finish or whatever

>>219144462
It's the internet, bots exist, and we're on 4chan of all places, pretty much the nexus of astroturfing. Stop taking it all so seriously and just call people faggot for not jerking off to the incest fish waifu in dagon.

>>219147058
> God forbid we have movie showing us a universe where curiosity, compassion, and basic decency can literally save the day. A story this warmly and unapologetically kind isn't saccharine. It's a relief.
>Now show me your cynicism.

Your problem is when you project onto the people pointing out the underlying cynical and manipulative nature of how the film is written as though they are the cynical ones. I do not find it super hecking optimistic and tear jerking when the try hard, artificial nature and constant overwhelming music crescendos of every single “hecking emotion hecking hope” piece of this formulaic trash constantly leaps out at the screen. All I can see behind the character of Rocky is a bunch of soulless cretins trying to devise the most cutest widdle character ever who’s gonna make the audience of Reddit trannies and women feel things or something

>>219147441
This guy gets it. This flick is cliche and transparent af

>>219124988
So do critics and people like this want every fucking movie to be a Carebears episode?

>>219147441
It's more cynical to not be cynical, or whatever your blathering means.

>>219145862
This used to be the most beautiful woman to ever exist

>>219147441
Apparently not being emotionally manipulated by a toy ad makes you a miserable fuck according to these redditors.

>>219147755
It's okay for a movie to be formulaic and cliche. Sometimes you want to know what you're getting.

>>219147778
every movie should be something a literal ratman would be proud of. if every character doesn't consider misanthropy, backstabbing and cowardice the peak of morality, I'm not watching.

>>219147168
>What the fuck are you talking about it's saccharine as all hell and "love is the one thing we're capable of perceiving that transcends dimensions of time and space" is a plot point.
Indeed, the movie was incoherent as well as being dour and retarded.

Saw it. Very good. Very based.
don't make fucking sequals or a franchise.

>>219127042
Interstellar is not a good movie, I’m sorry you had to find out this way.

>>219143836
>screenshotting your own post as if that makes it any less retarded
lol

>>219128858
>i HATE when people enjoy things!
>STOP having fun!!!
what a miserable existence some of you lead

>>219124988
It insists on itself. I like that

>>219143580
>IMAX >
analogue IMAX is long dead. most IMAX is digital 4K res now. pronhub has 8K video. your monitor can probably display 8K video. really made muh dick think.

>>219124988
>The film was sincere, family-friendly, earnest, heartwarming and wholesome without taking itself too seriously
So is literally every DreamWorks movie

>>219124988
Grow up

>>219140883
lemme add "Saviour: The last dance of Hail Mary and Rockman".

>>219144462
are the reaaddit chuds with us here today, leftypol shitter?

>>219147778
no i wanted a Starflight 2 TV series. or Star Control 2.

>>219124988
Sounds like The Martian

>>219145152
i dunno. does /tv/ watch good movies like Demonslayer and Pootie Tang?

>>219138081
it's impossible to make any civilisation, much less a space faring one, without having clocks

clocks change at set intervals and require symbols or arrangements to denote the changing time

what i suspect is happening here is this poster is some kinda zoomer himself and struggles to read a non-digital clock, if he saw an hourglass running he'd probably think it's a sugar container

>>219124988
Rocky being the mvp is gonna live on my head for a while, also https://youtu.be/LS2Gxl6GROE
>>219127026
I was with a friend, I couldn’t, but it was hard to hear him shriek like that.

Was Ryan Reynolds good in it?

>>219147755
So what? In a world of subversion a simple straightforward movie is a gem.

>>219154635
>sony
>vevo
i can't help but think you should buy ads.

>>219153444
>read analogue clocks
i was taught how to read a clock in school when i was 6 yrs old or something. took tests questions in it too.are modern western kiddie schools all retarded now?

i felt no fatigue at all, how did they make a movie without "modern audience" pandering?
>>219158401
they are

one of those movies I feel lucky I started completely blind.

>>219124988
>Dude this movie was full of science!

Is every shill reading from the same script?
They literally removed all science from the film. The first 25% of the book is him just figuring out where he is using time dilation equations and and bits and pieces he finds on the ship, in the movie he looks at a monitor and remembers everything
They spend ages learning to communicate with Rocky, in the movie he pulls out a universal translator he made offscreen that can translate complex english sentences
Every time he has to calculate something they do a jumpcut, might as well turn to the camera and yell “I scienced the shit out of this Morty wubba libba dub dub”

I dirty cried so hard at this flick, do ya'll cry too?

>>219160044
I hate this film but the book is worse. If you actually like Andy Weir's writing you need to grow up.

>>219160044
They’re just contrarian fags dude ignore them. The movie was great

Literally the same dialog as Hail Mary:

https://youtu.be/cn4fW0EInqw

>>219124988
Yeah, agreed.
As a Catholic I am very critical of Hollywood and see most major realeases as evil but this was both entertaining and good-spirited. 8/10

>>219124988
Eridians (the species Rocky belongs to) and Astrophages are fascinating speculative alien creatures. Extraterrestrial life could be COMPLETELY DIFFERENT from Earth-based life to the extent that we wouldn't even RECOGNISE it as life if we ever saw it. Extraterrestrial life could be non-cellular, non-DNA-based, non-RNA-based and non-silicon-based. And extraterrestrial life might not even need water. I think it's time most scientists admitted that and expanded their search for life beyond Earth.

>>219161355
* and non-carbon-based.

>>219124988
>finally a straight white man
You fragile daffodil jfc cry some more ya pathetic bitch

if they have no concept of electromagnetism, how do they even have a concept of stars? how did they even notice that eridea was getting eaten? and how the absolute fuck did they figure out that tau was not getting eaten?

>>219124988
I'm just never going to watch it, haha that's all

>>219161670
They do know electromagnetism

>>219124988
Hail Mary? More like Project Hail Reddit

>>219161759
good question. if they're unaware of the kinds of electromagnetic radiation that would kill them, they are certainly unaware of the miniscule amounts of visible spectrum light that serves as the only means by which one could even become aware of the existence of stars. it's a plothole. next question.

>>219133218
It's a bad movie
>>219133236
Bad movies shouldn't be hits

>>219134210
hard sci fi implies that has basically no fantasy elements. It's not when you insert science words between fantasy concepts

There is detailed science behind how the Enterprise works, but Star Trek isn't hard sci fi

>>219135142
>you zoomzoom
your movie is still reddit

>>219135220
yeah modern anime is shit
>>219136077
yeah modern games are shit

now what?
good stuff used to exist

>>219143406
Belongs to the long list of alien shit that doesn't make sense.

>>219136149
Disliking obvious low IQ shit doesn't make him a genius.
But it says a lot about people who make excuses for these bad products

>>219136239
People who read this book and watch this movie are the ones who hate themselves

Movies aren't improved by a big screen, unless you are there for he special effects, aka the uninteresting part

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>>219137293
>funko pop opinin

>>219143406
They don't have eyes so the nature of light is pretty hard for them to grasp.

>>219161355
>Dude real aliens could be COMPLETELY alien like heccin rock woah!!!!
>But they have to have emotions, language, a need to sleep, a need to eat, we don’t want them to be TOO alien!
>And give him the case of the not gays! We dont want the audience to think the alien is an incel!

>>219147253
>Star Trek sucked because it went political
redditards can't stand objective facts

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>>219162873
a creature with no eyes wouldn't even know space exists

>>219152889
No. And neither reddit shit like EEAAO or PHM

>>219147058
Plenty of movies did it without beging dogshit and reddit

>>219148017
You cynically like cynical shit

>>219162990
It would know "up" exists and a scientifically minded creature could try to figure out what is going on "up there". At some point you hit space and you would at least know there is a space surrounding your planet that is a vacuum.
The direction of heat energy would clue you in on the existence of something like a sun.

It would probably take them much longer than it took us though.

>>219157706
Wake me up when they make a movie that doesn't subvert and is also watchable

>>219163063
Up would be nothing to them.

Read 'The Country of the Blind' (HGWells)

>>219162164
From the book
>Eridians think space is empty
>they didn't build any radiation protection for their ship
>Erid orbits at 0.2AU, is 8x Earth's mass, and has a 5 hour day
>therefore Erid has a huge magnetic field, 25x stronger than Earth's
>also atmosphere is 29x as thick
>Erid has 100% radiation protection, light doesn't even reach the ground, Eridians never evolved any radiation protection, don't even know it exists
>they made a space elevator with Xenonite but never left orbit, no nearby planets or moon to visit
>Rocky and crew were the first to ever leave Erid's radiation protecting magnetic field

>>219162875
In the book Grace theories that ancient Astrophage seeded life on Earth, and Rocky suggests the same thing for Erid. Basically that there's a chance humans and Eridians are related, which is why they're so close, galactically speaking. Then there's the Taomeba, so life in 3 very close planets

>>219163109
While I do appreciate H. G. Wells, his fiction / thought experiments aren't universal natural laws.

Those rocky starfish aliens might as well have had their own Plato who figured out the Cave analogy and they started to investigate their blind spots, just like we humans are still trying to do since the last two hundred years. It's a core idea of modern science. Which led to discoveries like the relativistic nature of time and space and quantum physics. Ideas that do not align with our natural observations of nature around us.

>>219163174
>ancient Astrophage
Some kind of space faring organism at least, from which both Astrophage and Taemeba evolved. The Astrophage itself has to be a more recent evolution or at least it must have been less effective at what it does until recently, or it would have caused its catastrophic sun dimming much earlier.

>>219162875
They don't have to have emotions, language, a need to sleep and a need to eat. In fact, I'd prefer my aliens to be as, well, alien as possible. And I don't care if the alien is gay. And I also don't care if the alien is an incel (like you). Keep seething, you loser. lol

>>219162990
Its explained in the book that its the equivalent of humans swimming in black ink. Its pointless because to them theres fuck all there. Space just seems endless to something that sees with nearby sound.
We can see shit billions of light years away, we're lucky.

>>219159478
Me too.

>>219164096
True.

>>219163234
We also didn't know what the fuck radiation was as of very recently, very jaw dropping discovery.