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>12,000 years after they were constructed
>not a single Kino made about them
Why?
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>>219125118
The Mummy?
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This was literally filmed inside a pyramid.
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>>219125118
It's fucking weird how Holywood likes to pretend there's not a whole ass city next to them
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Star gay
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>>219125181
>The accompanying music video for "Remember the Time" was filmed in January 1992 at the Universal Studios Hollywood backlot.[34][35]
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Dante’s Peak and Volcano?
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>>219125118
The desert aesthetic just gets old fast. It's all brown and sand.
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>>219125118
Movies have only used Egyptians as bad guys, be it The Mummy, Stargate, or one of the adaptation of Exodus. The hero of such stories is always a non-Egyptian outsider who confronts their wickedness. A film with an Egyptian hero living in a complex and multifaceted society would be a huge departure from Hollywood convention, and therefore a financial risk.
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>>219125118
Guess who runs Hollywood. (((They))) will cast blacks on ancient Egypt movies.
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>>219125248
Yeah, sure thing, pal.
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>>219125646
How do they cast blacks on the movies? They cast shadows on the film stock or something?
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>>219125209
Yeah, Cairo is right there but in Hollywood movies the pyramids are somehow in the middle of nowhere.
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>>219125181
and he literally shapeshifted in real life
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>>219125209
It ruins the view.
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>>219125118
The Egyptian pyramids don't exist lol. It's a hoax. Have actually BEEN to Egypt? No? Right.
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>>219126021
why did the jews fake them
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>>219125118
Pyramids were invented 4000-5000-4500-4000-3500-4500-5000 years ago
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>>219125118

There's 10000BC. It even shows the last Atlantean that built the pyramids.
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>>219126233
is this real
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>>12,000 years after they were constructed
4500 years
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>>219125118
>12,000 years after they were constructed
Wrong, Manetho said that Egyptian civilisation went back about 36,000 years and Manetho was Egyptian himself, so I'll take his word for it over any jew 'historian'. So that means the Egyptian pyramids are at least 36,000 years old.
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>>219125118
10,000 BC
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>>219126399
>36,000 years
Was Atlantis a civilization then? Or was it Lemuria?
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>>219126399
History was the purview of white Christians until the 20th century
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>>219126499
>Was Atlantis a civilization then?
Yes, Atlantis was a civilisation in the Atlantic Ocean. And Lemuria (known as Kumari Kandam by Jeets) was a civilisation in the Indian Ocean, while Mu (known as Hiva by Polynesians) was a civilisation in the Pacific Ocean. According to Edgar Cayce, Atlantean civilisation existed for about 200,000 years.
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>>219125482
I recommend this one.
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>>219126887
>Lemuria was called Cummie Condom by jeets
what is wrong with them
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>>219126887
I thought Lemuria and Mu were the same
Also where do the Jews come from
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>>219126947
>I thought Lemuria and Mu were the same
Lemuria and Mu aren't the same, but a lot of people mix them up.
>Also where do the jews come from
Hell.
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Kino that includes them at least?

I just watched The Spy Who Loved Me and the Egypt segment was pure cinema.
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I think most people like the Mummy, right?
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>>219127061
>>Also where do the jews come from
>Hell.
I luv 4chong.tv
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>>219125118
Being ~alone in a small exhibition room with a mummy on display was a weird experience. Peaceful but weird. None of the mystical stuff. Amazing work done on the body but it's like embalming raised to an art that is larger than life. Death conquered life through artful preparation.
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>>219126285
It still is kind of hard to comprehend that the pyramids were more ancient to Caesar than he is to us.
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>>219125248
And where was the Universal Studios Hollywood backlot located at the time, duh?
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>>219127767
Why?
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>>219128152
Because of the vastness of time. You've probably never thought of anything before in your life so you probably think
>one number bigger than the other, what's not to get???
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>>219125118
Stargate
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>>219128251
Why are you upset buddy
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>>219128481
Hey wait a second here pal, okay?
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>>219125720
Cairo is HELL on earth
Imagine, 22 MILLIONS peoples living in the desert
The density is 16 544 res./km2
Just imagine, that 1654 res./100m2
164 res/10m2
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>>219128885
Just to compare
Hong Kong: 6801 res/km^2
Singapore: 8437 res/km^2
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>>219128885
Learn to math, you fucking retard.
1 km2 = 1,000,000 m2
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>>219125209
Because it looks dirty as sin
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>>219128943
No faggot
1km=1000 meter
1000/10=100
Learn math
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>>219128942
And Paris is 20,000/km2
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>>219128885
How does a place like this even function.
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>>219128152
It isnt. Reddit retards just love to parrot things like this, because they think it sounds smart and profound.
>did you know that stegosaurus is older to trex than trex is to us!?
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>>219129064
You're legit retarded, m8.

Km2 = km x km
km2 = 1,000 m x 1,000 m
km2 = 1,000,000 m2

You could also just have googled to verify your shit after being called out, but massive tool that you are you decided to keep double downing on your retardation.
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>>219125482
cool it with the anti-semitic remarks
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>>219129123
Dinosaurs aren't real, you homosexual
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>>219128885
Desperately needs a park
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how can I shove the giza pyramids in my butt?
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>>219129112
It doesn't, this is why they're making a new capital, 40km away
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>>219129064
>>219128885
>retard doesnt understand how squares work
stay in school
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>>219129131
1000m=1km anon, I'm sorry but you're the retarded one
1000x1000=1000000 not one
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>>219129165
be a cute anime giant elf alien
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>>219129123
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>>219126233
>>219126271
yes
It is why woolly mammoths died-off
They weren't suitable for working in such climate.
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>>219126233
How did you take this photo bro??? Do you have something to explain mister!
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>>219125118
You fooken wot m8
Communist Poland filmed a Lawrence of Arabia-tier epic about Ancient Egypt back in fucking 1965 and it hasn't aged a bit
Check it out, the title is
>Faraon
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GOOLD?
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>>219129187
>still too retarded to verify how shit
I know you're afraid now because verifying it would confirm your retard status to yourself. Keep being an ignorant NPC and making a fool out of yourself. At least others get joy out of you.
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>>219129170
DUDE I LOVE CONCRETE
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>>219129240
@grok can you translate this post to English
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>>219129222
>Npc
Go back to tiktok
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>>219129256
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>>219128885
nice, looks like a giant Kowloon city
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>>219129217
Polish movie posters deserve a thread of their own.
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>>219129317
fucked up the charcudoc
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>>219129256
Cyberpunk
>Corpos control everything
>The architecture is scary and souless
>We can catch ebola by going to a cyberdoc
>Food taste like motor oil
Le giscardpunk (Giscard is a french president from the 70-80's)
>The France the 70-80's with futurisc skin so masterclass
>50% concret 50% retro futuristic but 100% french
>Giscard won the 1981's election and control france (better than corpos)
>Food taste like villageoise (very very VERY cheap and shitty wine made for homeless and VERY poor peoples)
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>>219129158
>>219129196
ok reddit. did you know, that one amount of years can be greater than another amount of years? isnt that amazing? heck yeah, I flipping love science!
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>>219129256
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>>219129340
Chacuterie doctor portmanteau. Butchers not a bad shout
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>>219129317
>>219129351
>Villageois traduit en homemade
Allez vous faire vous avec vos trads ia de merde
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>>219129399
Yeah because im going to learn french to speak to mamedou and samir
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>>219127767
It's wild to see the Colosseum in person. A castle that's a few hundred years is one thing, but the C is millennia old. Hard to imagine.
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>>219125118
>12,000 years
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>>219129452
Yeah usually roman ruins are a field of rocks that roughly follow the shape of a building's foundations but when you get to see a real one, damn..
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>>219129412
Oui, c'est la langue du futur
Honhonhon omelette du halal
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>>219129217
>>219129331
Here's a modern trailer of Pharaoh for the zoomerbrained folk here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYg2QDNDKXU
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>>219125209
>oh yeah, the pyramids are in the rape capital of the world.
>>219128885
>>219129112
Genuinely what do people there even do? It's not like 1 million McDonalds restaurants needs employees. Do they just sit around and rape all day?
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>chronically malnourished slaves?
>Why of COURSE they can push, pull and hoist 2 ton blocks of stone with perfect precision hundreds of feet in the air!
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>>219125118
Because they don't want you to know the truth
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Uh transformers revenge of the fallen???
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>>219128885
I'm not a 100% sure but I think my home's in this image. Yes it's as hard to breathe in that city as it looks.
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>>219126285
Source: (((wokeipedia)))
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>>219125720
Yeah because it's a jeet-tier shithole city.
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it's a pile of fucking rocks
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>>219130425
>malnourished
Thats why people settled around the Nile. For the lack of food
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>>219125482
Muslims are only heroes inside of Muslim communities and even then, the villains are also Muslims. Making a nuanced movie about Egypt is pointless because you can't sell it to the world because the world doesn't want it.
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>>219125462
And it gets everywhere
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>>219127767
What?? What kind of piss poor history did you have in school??
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>>219130445
Fornit some fornus
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>>219127768
Oh shit... It was at the pyramids. Okay you win.
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What about "Cleopatra"?
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>>219129489
Le pont du Gard has been undergoing restorations for centuries though, that's why.
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>>219125118
>Why?

Jews run hollywood and hate MENA, its why you dont get any mesopatamia kinos either
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>>219125118
Land of the Pharaohs (1955):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAO2MHAhwJk

It was considered a failure, but I saw it as a kid and I've loved the shit out of it ever since. The characters are great, the pyramid shit is cool as fuck, and the ending is totally epic.

Basically the whole movie takes place over the design and construction of the Great Pyramid.
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>>219125482
They'd also have to depict Egyptians as tan-skinned Caucasians and not NIGGERS, which would be career suicide in Hollywood today
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>>219126818
Funny how that coincides with everything turning to shit
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>>219131225
Hollywood isn't the only place you can movies. Make them yourself.



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