>12,000 years after they were constructed>not a single Kino made about themWhy?
>>219125118The Mummy?
This was literally filmed inside a pyramid.
>>219125118It's fucking weird how Holywood likes to pretend there's not a whole ass city next to them
Star gay
>>219125181>The accompanying music video for "Remember the Time" was filmed in January 1992 at the Universal Studios Hollywood backlot.[34][35]
Dante’s Peak and Volcano?
>>219125118The desert aesthetic just gets old fast. It's all brown and sand.
>>219125118Movies have only used Egyptians as bad guys, be it The Mummy, Stargate, or one of the adaptation of Exodus. The hero of such stories is always a non-Egyptian outsider who confronts their wickedness. A film with an Egyptian hero living in a complex and multifaceted society would be a huge departure from Hollywood convention, and therefore a financial risk.
>>219125118Guess who runs Hollywood. (((They))) will cast blacks on ancient Egypt movies.
>>219125248Yeah, sure thing, pal.
>>219125646How do they cast blacks on the movies? They cast shadows on the film stock or something?
>>219125209Yeah, Cairo is right there but in Hollywood movies the pyramids are somehow in the middle of nowhere.
>>219125181and he literally shapeshifted in real life
>>219125209It ruins the view.
>>219125118The Egyptian pyramids don't exist lol. It's a hoax. Have actually BEEN to Egypt? No? Right.
>>219126021why did the jews fake them
>>219125118Pyramids were invented 4000-5000-4500-4000-3500-4500-5000 years ago
>>219125118There's 10000BC. It even shows the last Atlantean that built the pyramids.
>>219126233is this real
>>12,000 years after they were constructed4500 years
>>219125118>12,000 years after they were constructedWrong, Manetho said that Egyptian civilisation went back about 36,000 years and Manetho was Egyptian himself, so I'll take his word for it over any jew 'historian'. So that means the Egyptian pyramids are at least 36,000 years old.
>>21912511810,000 BC
>>219126399>36,000 yearsWas Atlantis a civilization then? Or was it Lemuria?
>>219126399History was the purview of white Christians until the 20th century
>>219126499>Was Atlantis a civilization then?Yes, Atlantis was a civilisation in the Atlantic Ocean. And Lemuria (known as Kumari Kandam by Jeets) was a civilisation in the Indian Ocean, while Mu (known as Hiva by Polynesians) was a civilisation in the Pacific Ocean. According to Edgar Cayce, Atlantean civilisation existed for about 200,000 years.
>>219125482I recommend this one.
>>219126887>Lemuria was called Cummie Condom by jeetswhat is wrong with them
>>219126887I thought Lemuria and Mu were the sameAlso where do the Jews come from
>>219126947>I thought Lemuria and Mu were the sameLemuria and Mu aren't the same, but a lot of people mix them up.>Also where do the jews come fromHell.
Kino that includes them at least?I just watched The Spy Who Loved Me and the Egypt segment was pure cinema.
I think most people like the Mummy, right?
>>219127061>>Also where do the jews come from>Hell.I luv 4chong.tv
>>219125118Being ~alone in a small exhibition room with a mummy on display was a weird experience. Peaceful but weird. None of the mystical stuff. Amazing work done on the body but it's like embalming raised to an art that is larger than life. Death conquered life through artful preparation.
>>219126285It still is kind of hard to comprehend that the pyramids were more ancient to Caesar than he is to us.
>>219125248And where was the Universal Studios Hollywood backlot located at the time, duh?
>>219127767Why?
>>219128152Because of the vastness of time. You've probably never thought of anything before in your life so you probably think>one number bigger than the other, what's not to get???
>>219125118Stargate
>>219128251Why are you upset buddy
>>219128481Hey wait a second here pal, okay?
>>219125720Cairo is HELL on earthImagine, 22 MILLIONS peoples living in the desertThe density is 16 544 res./km2Just imagine, that 1654 res./100m2164 res/10m2
>>219128885Just to compareHong Kong: 6801 res/km^2Singapore: 8437 res/km^2
>>219128885Learn to math, you fucking retard. 1 km2 = 1,000,000 m2
>>219125209Because it looks dirty as sin
>>219128943No faggot1km=1000 meter1000/10=100Learn math
>>219128942And Paris is 20,000/km2
>>219128885How does a place like this even function.
>>219128152It isnt. Reddit retards just love to parrot things like this, because they think it sounds smart and profound.>did you know that stegosaurus is older to trex than trex is to us!?
>>219129064You're legit retarded, m8. Km2 = km x kmkm2 = 1,000 m x 1,000 mkm2 = 1,000,000 m2You could also just have googled to verify your shit after being called out, but massive tool that you are you decided to keep double downing on your retardation.
>>219125482cool it with the anti-semitic remarks
>>219129123Dinosaurs aren't real, you homosexual
>>219128885Desperately needs a park
how can I shove the giza pyramids in my butt?
>>219129112It doesn't, this is why they're making a new capital, 40km away
>>219129064>>219128885>retard doesnt understand how squares workstay in school
>>2191291311000m=1km anon, I'm sorry but you're the retarded one1000x1000=1000000 not one
>>219129165be a cute anime giant elf alien
>>219129123
>>219126233>>219126271yesIt is why woolly mammoths died-offThey weren't suitable for working in such climate.
>>219126233How did you take this photo bro??? Do you have something to explain mister!
>>219125118You fooken wot m8Communist Poland filmed a Lawrence of Arabia-tier epic about Ancient Egypt back in fucking 1965 and it hasn't aged a bitCheck it out, the title is>Faraon
GOOLD?
>>219129187>still too retarded to verify how shitI know you're afraid now because verifying it would confirm your retard status to yourself. Keep being an ignorant NPC and making a fool out of yourself. At least others get joy out of you.
>>219129170DUDE I LOVE CONCRETE
>>219129240@grok can you translate this post to English
>>219129222>NpcGo back to tiktok
>>219129256
>>219128885nice, looks like a giant Kowloon city
>>219129217Polish movie posters deserve a thread of their own.
>>219129317fucked up the charcudoc
>>219129256Cyberpunk>Corpos control everything>The architecture is scary and souless>We can catch ebola by going to a cyberdoc>Food taste like motor oilLe giscardpunk (Giscard is a french president from the 70-80's)>The France the 70-80's with futurisc skin so masterclass>50% concret 50% retro futuristic but 100% french>Giscard won the 1981's election and control france (better than corpos)>Food taste like villageoise (very very VERY cheap and shitty wine made for homeless and VERY poor peoples)
>>219129158>>219129196ok reddit. did you know, that one amount of years can be greater than another amount of years? isnt that amazing? heck yeah, I flipping love science!
>>219129340Chacuterie doctor portmanteau. Butchers not a bad shout
>>219129317>>219129351>Villageois traduit en homemadeAllez vous faire vous avec vos trads ia de merde
>>219129399Yeah because im going to learn french to speak to mamedou and samir
>>219127767It's wild to see the Colosseum in person. A castle that's a few hundred years is one thing, but the C is millennia old. Hard to imagine.
>>219125118>12,000 years
>>219129452Yeah usually roman ruins are a field of rocks that roughly follow the shape of a building's foundations but when you get to see a real one, damn..
>>219129412Oui, c'est la langue du futurHonhonhon omelette du halal
>>219129217>>219129331Here's a modern trailer of Pharaoh for the zoomerbrained folk herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYg2QDNDKXU
>>219125209>oh yeah, the pyramids are in the rape capital of the world.>>219128885>>219129112Genuinely what do people there even do? It's not like 1 million McDonalds restaurants needs employees. Do they just sit around and rape all day?
>chronically malnourished slaves?>Why of COURSE they can push, pull and hoist 2 ton blocks of stone with perfect precision hundreds of feet in the air!
>>219125118Because they don't want you to know the truth
Uh transformers revenge of the fallen???
>>219128885I'm not a 100% sure but I think my home's in this image. Yes it's as hard to breathe in that city as it looks.
>>219126285Source: (((wokeipedia)))
>>219125720Yeah because it's a jeet-tier shithole city.
it's a pile of fucking rocks
>>219130425>malnourished Thats why people settled around the Nile. For the lack of food
>>219125482Muslims are only heroes inside of Muslim communities and even then, the villains are also Muslims. Making a nuanced movie about Egypt is pointless because you can't sell it to the world because the world doesn't want it.
>>219125462And it gets everywhere
>>219127767What?? What kind of piss poor history did you have in school??
>>219130445Fornit some fornus
>>219127768Oh shit... It was at the pyramids. Okay you win.
What about "Cleopatra"?
>>219129489Le pont du Gard has been undergoing restorations for centuries though, that's why.
>>219125118>Why?Jews run hollywood and hate MENA, its why you dont get any mesopatamia kinos either
>>219125118Land of the Pharaohs (1955):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAO2MHAhwJkIt was considered a failure, but I saw it as a kid and I've loved the shit out of it ever since. The characters are great, the pyramid shit is cool as fuck, and the ending is totally epic.Basically the whole movie takes place over the design and construction of the Great Pyramid.
>>219125482They'd also have to depict Egyptians as tan-skinned Caucasians and not NIGGERS, which would be career suicide in Hollywood today
>>219126818Funny how that coincides with everything turning to shit
>>219131225Hollywood isn't the only place you can movies. Make them yourself.