Front Page of Kick edition >FTL News-- Ash showed up to confront JD about getting lewd with Laura-- Bashir,Bingo,Bongo,and Landon have immunity after winning a team challenge against drake,JD,and Midge-- Michael-- Cleej>Links:https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5>>219124983
>>219126162>>219126141
6 months on HRT. how am I doing?
>I did it! MYYYY WAAAAYYYY
Vibe killed his own exit.
Anyone have that AI video of bingo? You know the one
HE LET AN OZEMPIC FATTY BULLY HIM OUT OF 50K HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>219126380>I don't remember doing that
>Uh... yeah leaving would be mad gay, you shouldn't lea- ACK
GOODBYE NUKE VIBER
>>219126380the elimination asscheeks
>>219126384well said anon
Does anyone have that screenshot of Maejok saying he opened a vape and it reminded him of Binx, i need a good laugh after this dogshit JD bit.
i want the twins to eat taco bell and release their bowels right onto my face so fucking bad bros
>lay off JD>doesnt lay off on him
ok, we're good on threads for a while
>>219126348JD is always entertaining, whether it's funny or not is a different story. The hate he receives is unjustified while other more boring fish exist.
>>219126413i unironically dont want him to leaveits like when rachel left
Landon is so fucking hot
>>219126381hi
jesus christ laura sucks so bad
has the director been down on the main site since the bathroom shit for anyone else too
>>219126347>>219126347>>219126347made first use that first
JD has said “she’s very good at her job” like 50 times in the last two hours
JD is a freeloader plant posing as a contestant
>>219126348So why is JD leaving now?
>>219126419
we forgive you landon <3
>You know bro, if I was in your shoes, I know it's a difficult choice to make, it matters how you are feeling, I'd like to believe you'll make the right choice, you need to follow the right direction, you need to be a man of action, follow your heart, you ran your race broJames Snake almost can't contain his excitement that JD is leaving, closer to the 50k
EW
Kill the fat latina
>anissa being liminated
mexican joker real
>>219126445hi
DO NOT OPEN
his hair looks great wow
>>219126463HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Thank you chat
friend tank is so much better
Cool it with femjimmy i cant take this bitch anymore
>eliminations?
>>219126450LMAOOOOOO
>>219126490nobody is saying that
i hope they let landon win
>>219126459yup, he was always going to go 2 weeks in
>>219126450imagine having johnny neptune has father
>>219126476we need a list of his messed up words my favorite one is>earier
yeah this is jimmy tier cringe
>>219126440fr he had a glowuppatrick crusius type shit
I hope Laura goes after Bashir nextHe'll get hands on violent
>laura from jimmycord only works on JD>can’t fuck with Landon because of the raped
landon doing a kino retard wrap up
All these Anons not having any idea who Ghost is or the community of autistic trolls that prank call him are making me feel really fucking old manI'm just surprised Landon is involved in that despite only being what, 22 or 23? He was in middle school when I was prank calling his show 10 years ago during college. I honestly had no idea Ghost was still going, I stopped keeping up like 7 years agoAnd that wasn't even during the "prime" of prank calling him either, he's been around since the late 00s
>>219126508I am and I'm dying on this hill.
>>219126517>>219126503>>219126477FINEWOULD.ARE YOU GUYS HAPPY NOW?
>>219126490 Literally kill yourself
>production trying to get chat to make JD stay>Laura trying her hardest to get him to leavei dont get it
>>219126450Jets mommy puss haha
>>219126484i love how every keeps complimenting his hair lol, originally a bit supposed to fuck with him but actually helped him a lot
All 3 of the challenge losers should walk in protest of those rigged ass faggot challenges.
>>219126542
>>219126546he already decided he’s leaving
>>219126522Bashir is not Laura's target. Her target is people with shaky relationships and losers to bully. We don't call him BASH HER for nothing.
Is the site getting laggy for anyone else?
>>219126490Metaphorically alive thyself
>>219126380>Sinatranice
>>219126546Laura is a former recovering fat spic, what do you expect
>>219126546Laura is an insufferable vomit drinking attention whore
>>219126534flyovers are like 10 years behind on the trends
It was funny at first but having to hear Laura say the same shit over and over is grating on the ears
>>219126546 Production told her to back off for tonight but she’s too OP
>>219126557I'll just use my knee to hold it to the side
what's he thinking?
fake JD stay TTS messages. we're all retards for going along with the fake shit
>>219126546he will change his mind when he wakes uphe could demand to leave now or at least sleep in the basementno point in leaving tomorrow morning and still getting hassled by the mexican chick
>>219126543why should I?
>>219126510its only right after the pitiful display of what ben did to him
>>219126450>I'm johnny neptune, the artistGets me every fucking time
why is jd leaving
>why would you say that it’s so rude
Laura is trying way too hard
>>219126587>My fucking plan works
>>219126542its the oddest thingi know shes truly a disgusting pig underneath her bodysuitbut fuck me she can be so sexy with her unhinged rapeyness
I'd 100% without a doubt absolutely no questions asked let Laura peg me
>>219126596 Because I told you to. Dont be obtuse.
WHY DIDNT THEY VOTE FOR SIMBAL???
>>219126608>why are they being rude to me on the being rude to people show
JD's girlfriend showed up? What happened? He kissed laura? How are these guys letting Laura bully them? She's not even that annoying.
>>219126584she got bigger nuts than me
>>219126534I've looked into ghost because of this season, I have somehow missed him despite being 32 and very tuned in with lolcows. I've unironically enjoyed the vods I've watched. I get its all a bit, but its very funny stuff. I mostly scrub for berryblackberry mentions, but it seems like a very fun show and not even a true lolcow.
>>219126514it's like his brain very briefly turns off every 35 seconds
to the 3 niggas watching landon in the confessional with me yall some real niggas
>>219126604he's gay
Gonna go jerk off to this https://gofile.io/d/m8fu4M and sleep, good night niggas
>>219126601>landon is your name
>>219126617TORTA LEGS
>production letting their biggest cash cow walk in favor of a jimmycord spic
MAURO IS LEAVING
>>219126617squat as hell
>>219126623seemed like you have an issue with friend tank
this bitch is making it unwatchable
>laura?>would
>>219126622based me too
>>219126630GOAT
I love how none of the other fish defend JD from the spics verbal abuse.They just stand there and let him take it
i miss head
>anons genuinely want to fuck thisIf this is your looksmatch its genuinely over
He’s just attention whoring, he’s not going anywhere tomorrow
>>219126658why do so many of these fag neets have long hair? making the reputation of guys with long hair worse and uncool
so is anything gonna happen or they just gonna follow jd around gayly?
>no you have to stay so we can just eliminate you tomorrow morning
This is how long Bezo would have dragged on leaving the show if he hadn't been kicked for being a pedophile
reply to this post with your rarest red bams please :)
>>219126647FUCK
>>219126662They're terrified of being her next target
>>219126662They arent trying to be the target of her focus next.
>>219126611She's hardly trying
>>219126450weirdest family ever
>>219126646laura won cry harder
>there hasn't been a single legit elimination challenge this entire seasonquittertank
Why do people think that this was some type of kino shit? I don't get it.
>>219126678lets just forget that fag ever existed
>>219126459his audition vid was for being a freeloader so he was up for that
>>219126655 Yes it’s boring and gay
>>219126381"hi" swedenigger, what did you mean by this?https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/18314560/#18314579Proof: https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/24128996/#24130018
>>219126684Letty is so hot from the waist up.I always remember her blown out hairy pussy pics tho
>>219126672long hair is fine as long as its not unkempt and paired with also unkempt facial hairwhich is what all these retards have
>>219126380IT WAS HER FAULT I FUCKED HER
>>219126658i look like this and say this
JD should just make his gimmick threatening to leave for extremely long amounts of time at a timeI would buy his stox if he leaned into it
CHARITY IS LEAVING
>>219126667We know she's an internet demon from the jimmycord. This is her nature and fucking crazy comes with its own game of chance.
>James Drake>gave up on knocking the door down in the morning because bashir said he would pay him IRL money>turned into nontent during and after the challenges Wtf
>>219126692There was and production brought the loser back. Total shitshow.
>>219126707have these faggots dont know what a comb or brush is.
>1 (one) elimination in 16 days Bravo Jet
BLANE IT UP
>>219126703hi how was ur day why don’t u ever answer me
landon is the most golden hearted person to ever be on fishtank and if you disagree you have a black heart
>>219126692Thats been every fishtank ever
>laura spazzing out
>>219126719>i don't knHAHAHAHAHA
>>219126546She was backing off but after her committed to leave she was trying to ragebait him to stay by calling him a pussy
Fuck happened to Laura?
>>219126672more to hide their dysgenic appearances with
is this the most walkouts in a season
>>219126716every clip i see of letty she has her titties out. good for her.
>>219126734been watching for hours and forgot this guy existed
>>219126749Jet put her back in the cage until tomorrow.
They really need to fire the fucking director
>>219126348What the hell just happened with Laura, she was freaking out and asking Bashir to get production
>give three fish immunity>one out of the three other fish leaveOOF
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>219126672i know right, fucking ugly freaks ruining the aura
>>219126450Jet's his actual name?
>you cant switch from director mode to other rooms by clicking on the highlighted roomJet you're so fucking retarded I hate you
>>219126707long hair only looks good on chads
>>219126662The fish don't like JD that much man
laura having a diabetic episode. shes gonna go into a coma
>>219126770emma's definitely getting eliminated
THANK YOU NEGRO
Maybe her blood sugar got really low
>>219126753none of the challenges offer real world money so theres no incentive to stay if you know you won't win the grand prizelast season had fishbucks which were $100 each and they were racking up to $5000 worth
So JD is staying now?I missed it because Director missed the whole thing
>JD did all that just to stay
>>219126773yeah. and johnny forced neptune on him lmao
>>219126737That doesn't make him interesting or fun. I actually feel bad for him
>SEES BIRD
>>219126791Bash will get whoever is on his team to eliminate Drake retard
everyone who's been sixth place since season 2 (season 4 doesn't count) has had their significant other on the show>Brian>Alex B>JD
>>219126692Bashir was eliminated
>>219126701it's fun and chill, hell house is contrived and irritating
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-gHyWm5Ggk
>>219126703Mental illness
>>219126692 Bashir was the only real elimination
>>219126808>he thinks they're votingfirst season?
>>219126783you just need a strong jawline, notice the retarded hippy guy on the bottom in the middle is the best looking one
How we feeling about the Stox rankings?
>>219126779you understand why this doesn't work right?
>>219126809synchronicity bros...
My ass itches
landon is like TJ except real and not forced by the wiggers and sam
>>219126817That was also illegitimate because he tackled the immunity Vicky before elimination
TTS completely blowing out the dialogue in the computer lab :/
>>219126832GO ANTARA
>>219126832Bashir crash soon
I wanna fuck the clown
FUCK that nigger adam
I want to fuck Laura so bad. Does anybody have any pictures or videos of her pre-tank fat as fuck? I saw one earlier and masturbated to it. Thank you.
every day this season goes back and forth between being the worst season and being the best season
>>219126832bash needs to be a bit higher and blane too but other than that perfect
Banana
>>219126846What are you talking about?
Did anyone clip her spazzing out?
>>219126809the fat girl wins counting rice every season
Laura needs a juice box
>>219126707No its not, stop coping because you have long hair.Landon is all the proof you need. His is still too long, but it looks magnitudes better. No level of maintenance would have made his old look/hairstyle look better than this random candid photo of him. Its terrible.
>>219126832How is Blane on the same level at Beth?Beth fucking sucks
>>219126858>BOOOOIIIINNNNG
>>219126855KYS RETARD
>>219126875what was that? lol
it's gonna be fucked up if they don't landon win
is there a clip of the full bongo freestyle?
>>219126809three sixes
>>219126771sad she doesn't like being called cute. I wonder how she feels about being called beautiful
Imagine Laura's sopping stank ozempic pussy as it engulfs your penis like a humpback whales' chin eating krill. Jimmy is a dog sleeping with that thing.
Ideas to fuck with Laura: Duy all the candy from the store for yourself so she goes into diabetic comaDump a bunch of sugar into her food so she goes hyperglycemic and faints Rip the blood glucose monitor off her arm
>>219126704Aryeh true, Rachel true, Tayleigh true, Josie slightly wrong, Letty Wrong
>>219126832>Emma tied with a guy who's leaving tomorrow>Both of them are below a freeloader who hasn't been there in almost a week
Nina niggers offend me more than Jimmycord lol
>>219126879>juice boxLAURA NEEDS A BRICK YEETED AT HER FACE
>>219126881he isnt
>>219126873lol he doesn't know
>time is the ultimate magician
>>219126892Look at them go.
>>219126891he is the true tj, shinji should have won season 2
>>219126450My favorite part is him saying "johnny neptune, the artist" like people are supposed to know who he is
>>219126915he's quoting Ghost kek
>>219126892They were pretty kino in the rap battle
>>219126829No, I don't notice, all the long hair ones are hideous. The best looking one is probably 3 rows down, 5 columns over
>>219126832imagine being blown out by a robot
like im into landon
>>219126915kino line
>>219126880shave his beard and say this
JD is 100% leaving but wants to stay in the tank instead of his own hotel room?Why the fuck would he want that?
He's gonna decide to stay isn't he
Could anybody explain what the fuck was laura spazzing out ben carried her into the basement?
>>219126892Bongo's got some certified heavies and freestyled better than 90% of autists here could
>>219126938oh hi klaus. you are a faggot
>>219126942tf is this? never in my life have i ever done this shit
>>219126832BLNE should be #3, but /ftl/ and I do not spend money on that shit
The fuck was going on with Laura? she was full tweaking out?
>>219126896chill out faggot homo
>>219126809you're forgetting season 1 where sixth place jon had his significant other simmons on the show.
>>219126951it would be extremely funny if he stayed
>book smartretard cope
production drugging charity is at the bottom of the fishtank iceberg
you suck a rappin bro do you even rapyou gotta big toe and theres a lot of hair on thatand your shirt is black and im not blackim white and I write and I drop my mic
>>219126832Midge is a disaster.
>>219126949The Stockholm syndrome is real
>>219126773Yeah his dad is a junkie and his mom is a whore
>>219126937 >They
>tell the freeloaders to get the fish out for money>NOOOOO DONT DO IT LAURA, WE WANT THEM TO STAY
everything JD does is a bit
these landon self inserts really need to compare their guy to tj because he’s a chad actually lmfao
>it's JD's foid- uhh choicekek landon
>>219126949Not remotely true. Production told him they cant get him a flight til morning which is true so he has to stay until then otherwise its pointless to order him a hotel
>>219126893https://x.com/you_effo/status/2038464256333512758
If JD is leaving I hope Laura doesnt let him sleep
>>219126942Zesty nigga
This show isn't for me anymore. I miss Sam
>>219126987>t. tj self insertfooling no one bud
Where's Laura? In the basement getting instructions?
>>219126809giving me starcraft 1 portrait vibe
>>219126892why do bingo bongo wear heavy clothing and never nothing revealing or just a basic shirt
>>219126450In all seriousness, Johnny Neptune is human garbage and should be euthanized
>>219126977what a glow- up
>>219126966right next to octavius anus situation
>>219126967
Landon has really lost weight
>>219126998same
>>219126949Ben told him he couldn't get an uber and room at this time of night and he needed to stay until morning
>>219127004She apparently had medical episode
>>219126951 I want him to stay he’s funny to hate
>>219126923TJ went through the most in fishtank history and im saying this as one of the 5 people who kept up with Shinji
>>219127005Rose eatin'
Landon needs 2 stop trusting james snake
>>219126942is he expecting
>>219126952probably diabetes stuff, jet said she's okay so she probably got her meds. Or they're raping her in the basement right now
>>219127002LMFAO
Why would they be mad?
>>219126991Are you retarded?You can get a hotel at 3amJD would have his phone, his own room, and everything he wants.There's no reason to stay in the tank
the best way for this to end is for landon to turn on bashir and stand up to him and kick his ass
>kumquat
>landon getting stop being manipulated by bashir tts right nowkill these niggers now
>>219126959low blood sugar
You guys like imagine dragons
>>219126998true
>>219127004She was full on wigging out in the dorms. Shaking, shivering heaps, talking jibberish. Very odd.
>never have I ever landon trying to get that out tickled me
>>219126967you saying we not have sex?well at least we didn't have butt sexWhat the heck?Ah.
>>2191270313 to 2 elimination
>>219127031Because they're still going to eliminate one of them.
>>219127017You can 100% get an uber, JD should have made them give him his phone anyway if he's leaving
>>219127005>Damascus Steel operational
>>219127031They just put in all that work in the comps only for JD to render it pointless
>>219127025 Why? James Drake is his bro
>>219126948Beard has nothing to do with it. He would look better with a buzzcut. Most men would. Stop coping.
>>219127031because it just became a 50% chance one of them is eliminated instead of 33%
landon is nontent
>>219127031the other 3 have immunity so the next elimination will be one of them now instead of 1/3
>>219127031Because their elimination chance went from 33% to 50% retard
>>219126967sick bars
JD deserves a W.Having this cruise missile Laura enter just to fuck with him specifically ontop of 2 weeks of ur gay tts is beyond unjustified. It's autistic coddletank and always will be if normies can never actually win.
bashir hate on tts has 2 b astroturfed, why would Landon team with james snake when we just saw what his team does in challenges, trust bashir, trust allah
>>219127070said no one
TTS really needs to stop telling landom who to trust lmao, he literally cannot understand what is happening
>>219126949>JD is 100% leavingHe did this whole thing yesterday. He isn't leaving, he's just pretending to leave to bait free TTS.
can we fucking stop eliminating people right after people walkplease
>>219127072Thats not how statistics work lol
how the fuck does cheese fries landon not like mac & cheese? has he only had shitty kraft or something? honest to god mac & cheese is like a top 5 food
>>219127077>IM BLUE
>>219126956I am not some /bant/ fag that knows what you're talking about. I'm a tourist from /sp/ and /fit/. Trust me on this, long hair looks terrible on pretty much 100% of men.
>>219127041serotonin syndrome
>>219126987TJ got Taylor to kiss him and she moved half way across the country for him Landon is nothing like TJ. TJ has aura and is likebale not in a awwwww he is retarded way.
THEY DOXXING ASH IN THE FARMS
>>219127077shadowfax
>>219127039https://youtu.be/V4y-P4PfG1E
Goodnight lads. Take good care of Bingo and her twin sister for me. Watch over these two beautiful angels, and see to it that they enjoy only the best rest that they can get. They deserve it after today. <3
>>219127077its so cringe how hard people are trying to stop that alliance, i actually agree with you for once
let me know if laura comes back up. it looked like she was going into a diabetic coma
>>219127065are you FtM?
>>219127075cry
>>219127085Seasons already half over fishes need to thin out
>>219127098That's pretty funny.
>>219127096nobody likes tj and taylor was some desperate gambling slut. tj L as always.
>>219127102gn
TJ being talked about is my cue to go to bed. Later, faggots.
>>219127065Buzzcuts only look good on people with Chad facial features
>>219127096that shit was incredibly cringe, you are a virgin if you liked that
>>2191270871 out of 3 is 33.3333% (repeating of course)1 out of 2 is 50%It's called math you jeet retard
>>219127077damn. second benleaks w of the season
>>219127092I thought she said something along those lines in the dorm when she was talking with Bashir, but she was shivering to much i couldn't understand it.
He silence is deafaning
>>219127121not true, he's one of the most liked just also one of the most hated
>>219126850Allah brought him back for a reason. Just helped Laura out too.
>>219127114Nice rebuttal faggot
>that viewership falloff kek what a kwab
>>219127077>benleaks convertedhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774855419026096.webm
>>219127138but jd isn't leaving
>>219127138Nah that's not how it works the ratios don't change they are independent events
>>219127065sport clips cord woke up
>>219127096alright but no need to be a faggot like them
>>219127159If she wasn't sucking of sharpfart every few minutes I'd probably tune in more often.
landon is acting like cole
landon went from a 4 to a 6 in 2 weeks
>>219127164
>>219127121>Took Initiative>Boxed Sam and destroyed his rib, didn't want to see Taylor>Boxed Ben when hammered>Beat Jimmy in boxing>Beat Tayleigh in boxing and destroyed her already sour womb>Got honeypotted>Kicked honeypot off the show so he could stay>Disobeyed Sam and went downstairs>So righteous his honeypot has parasocially fallen in love with him>Building harem>Only one with an arc>Raped Sam>Stopped doing the retard dance>Best WWE intro>Sam was jealous of his beautiful locks and made him shave it>Won the build a bed challenge by getting drunk and falling asleep on his wood pile>Survived a cardboard box to the head thrown by Frank when he was hammered>Best monologue of the show Bedroom 1 painting>Stood up physically to Frank when he threathened his baby>Funny when hammered>Didnt give Dumbgay any of the team prize money>Mogged Oliver right when he came in leading to Olivers entertaining B plot>Wonderful song that made even the simp Chris give him the win over Tay.>Tribal dance in tribal paint to worship the King Chris, Sam told him his was best.>TJ and Frank hassled Greg together>Got to go with Bex to the doctor>Sleep mogged Sam>Lives rent free in Jimmy's head>Withstood the most intense dogpiling over Lubecooch allegations>Beat the lubecooch allegations via lie detector>Only one keeping in character for final challengeAnd then he went on to win Bloodgames (secret hamster ending) and Powtank, sooo...
>>219127142most definitely considering all the meds she's taking
>>219127075 I agree
>>219126909just let it go
If Drake ignored Bashir then he would be the most boring contestant of all time. People would get tired of his schtick fast and they already did. But because Drake got into his mind that Bashir is this serious competitor who he needs to take down he turned him into the main character and created a character arc for him.Drake's insane paranoia and wannabe Big Brother contestant energy centers completely around Bashir. Every time you check out what they are doing, they are seething about Bashir. All Drake does is get shifty eyes and he patrols the house looking for ammo to use against Bashir.Drake played himself so hard it's not even funny. It's very Brian vs Cole-like where all Brian would do was talk about Cole and create drama for Cole to bounce off of.
>>219127159SADPATHETIC
>>219127177i miss blackface ben
twt is saying this is Emma's Boyfriend
>>219127077welcome back to being right about things
>>219127180what are you doing
>>219127168You're fucking retarded lmao
Smoking Weed, and Watching Fishtank.... Yep. This is the Life.
>YEAAH THEY'VE COME TO SNUFF THE ROOSTER>AW YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HEEEEEEEYYYYYYAAAHHHHH
What a day huh chat
>>219127185Never
How did the challenges end 10 to 6, did they just keep running them because they wanted the normalfags to win?
>>219127159Where are the BBC leaks?
>>219127108How does that make any sense? FtMs try to grow beards to look male, and think long hair can be manly. The exact opposite of my stance. No, I'm just a male, who probably has the top 2% testosterone levels ITT
>>219127138but if the goat opens one of the doors you should always change your vote
>>219127194that's fucked up
>>219127186i knew the second drake aligned himself with emma it was over for him, he still has a chance but he needs to drop her
Laura is built for passionate clothes on lights out doggy style only sex
>>219127191You pay attention to james beating up emmai pay attention to JD hotdogging laura and her vigorously grinding his cock
>>219127180TRVKE
>>219127201YAAAR M8Y
>>219127180i dont know if writing this from your head or you having it copy pasted is worse. go outside
>>219127180None of this actually happened.
hey little buddy how's it going today? benleaks is your name
>>219127191Shit I missed that. Good form. Hope he gets to box, but he will definitely heem anyone.
>>219127191he would absolutely rock the wiggers, they're literally scared to fuck with him
Anyone got the clip or jd kissing her?
>>219127181or?
>>219127159don't worry we'll always have this webm
>>219127195is indigo dye permanent in hair?
james drake, bashir, bingo bongo, and landon are a great final four, all of them are winner material imo
>>219127220ok jimbo
>babe draining my balls in this latina's asshole was the only way to get her to stop trying to rape me, please understand
>>219127194Uhh he is a comedian is he funny?
>>219127180why are tjfags like this
>>219127220KYS LAURASIMP
>>219127203https://youtu.be/jUahBnEkIw8?si=_uECJ80HHpvFfs_R
>>219127200Nah you're making a very common error it's like saying everything is 50/50 because it either happens or it doesn't
>>219127247landon needs to win this
>>219127222Let's Go Nigga nice trips
>>219127244for questions like that its better to ask for general symptoms so its not tempted to lie for a favorable answer
>>219127209Put your name back on hi
>>219127132>>219127169Buzzcuts objectively look better than hair to shoulders regardless of any other factors.Imagine Daniel from season 4 with hair to his shoulders. He would be 10x more punchable, and he's already incredibly punchable.
>>219127247agreed, best final 4 in fishtank history imo if it happens
>>219127247I NEEN SAYIN DAWG
>>219127224
>>219127224>fishtank>tv/ftl/ won
>>219127186Stop talking about season 2 as if anyone remembers or even cared when that boring shit happened.
>>219127244I knew someone who did a lot of ecstacy and she was all touchy feely and sexually aggressive like Laura.
>>219127270forced
>>219127191Jd had a brief moment of heterosexuality there
>>219127268idk this bitches medical record but, just a guess cause she used to be a giga torta so id assume shes diabetic
>>219127257well at least we don't use discord like you
Evening, all. Name's Paul. I won't be posting tonight as I have prior engagements. Have a great night.
>>219127210i’d probably be with you if everyone was in shape but saying everyone would look better with buzzcuts, especially landon, is wrong
>>219126858wheres this one from
>>219127278BEEN*KEK I'M STONED
>>219127247 Im ok with any of the listed winning except Bashir
>>219127292lol and ur a schizo, well thats to be expected
>>219127224Hightailin it back to /tv/
>>219127280Damn some nigga got that real quick
>>219127287Me too, i used to hang around a lot of hippies. Fuck ton of the chicks where like this.
>>219127280Do the needful
>>219127186In a world where Bashir actually got eliminated I feel like Drake would have been more of a disgusting piece of shit and the other fish might have noticed his nature. If JD walks and Emma gets eliminated the season still has a decent chance, although I don't see a good way to do it. Both retards will instantly flip on Bashir, and Drake will be happy to keep sitting on the sidelines while they nuke him and he'll finally work out that nobody was ever being truthful like him, he mistook their weak willed nature for honesty.
>>219127180I think he is right
>>219127273you are insane
>>219127180all of this actually happened
they should set something up so landon stands up to bashir and bashir is eliminatedthen have the twins eliminated somehowthen have it come down to landon vs james drake and landon wins
>>219127278None of these make sense except I guess the random bingo bongo art?>James is nothing like zyzz, you couldn't even find a screenshot that matche's the angle of Zyzz's>Landon has never entered a "dark" mode>Alex B and Bashir are nothing alike
Do you guys think they'll split up the twins into two contestants?
janitorial work honestly doesn't seem that bad. i love cleaning
Did Bam show up today?
>>219127266nah he'll just spend it all on portesi brand cheese fries
>>219127077>on the same team with Benleakswell, I'll be damned
>>219127325sounds like a funny idea but its stupid, they wont play into it and they would just share the money if they were final 2 because thats what would happen
>for a good weekok
>>219127180shan't be reading
tshit fags are truly deranged
>>219127325I think if they last until final 3 it's a good move.
landon
>>219127325They will have to fight for the prize in a secret final challenge if they both make it to the end
>>219127312HOW DO I GET HAIR LIKE THIS
>>219127301>schizothat’s cool herefuck off with your raped replies jimmycord newfag
>>219127323 I like this
>>219127330the janitor that comes to my workplace is really chill. janitors are chill too
>>219127348tell your mom you don't want a haircut
>>219127180TJ is the GOAT but he's still a retard
>>219127348stop cutting it
>>219127323worst final option ever
>>219127351schizo
>>219127325theyd split it anyway. wouldnt make sense
>>219127324IDC RETARD EAT A DICK
>>219127330imagine cleaning up dirty toilet bowls for high schoolers
>>219127330pay is nonexistent, heavy handed management or personnel issues on site can make it suicide inducing, and some shit is health endangering to cleant. cleaner
>>219127348respawn
you left your wallet at the office, bill.
>>219127325They should make them play split or steal on the final day with the 50k if they win
you guys are going 2 b so pissed when Emma sneaks her way into the final 4 over james drake.
>>219127246Dumb son of a bitch, can't stand him
james zyzz spams his shit oc and nobody replies lol
>>219127336>>219127371it would be a way to nerf their popularity buff and they won't be able to work together in challenges which makes them both weaker
put a nifty on it
bill ottman leaving his wallet at the wigger law firm office
Emma should win
>>219127348Like shaving trimming you hair alot through youth leads to insane growth
>>219127383i dont know what heavy handed management and personal issues can mean.cant you just wear a respiratory mask?
>>219127388i will be incredibly pissed and im sure the sex pests ben and jet will figure out a way to make that bullshit happen
>>219127265let me make this easy for you, I have a coin, it has a heads side, and a tail side, it has a 0% chance of landing on the side.What is the probability it lands on heads?50%Threads dumb down when the europeans wake up
>>219127381You have pressure washers and drains in the floor so you don't actually have to touch the poo poo
>>219127324I think this namefag is unironically 90 IQDon't try to make sense out of his shit
>>219127375Can you explain why you post it so often at least?
>>219127330you have to use a bunch of chemicals and you will get cancer
>>219127388no way compbeast james drake will let her win the elimination challenge, he's way too competitive
>>219127273
>rest of the night is going to be Landon speaking half a sentence then being interrupted by TTS over and over Goodnight bros
>>219127359Nothing wrong with being retarded
>>219127424good point, night night nigga
Does pussy cure autism. Seemed to have worked for TJ
>>219127180the trvke that scares s3 fags
>>219127406>heavy handed managementbeing told what to do by someone who is rarely or never on site>personnel issuesdealing with people in the place you clean
>>219127419>>219127247
>>219127423dude
>>219127421He's also dogshit at challenges, she destroyed him at typing.
>>219127411The fish are not coins though
>>219127313I'm really not, check picrel out
>>219127411>Threads dumb down when the europeans wake upOpposite actually
getting fucked by the wiggers after the season award
>>219127194he looks like he sells weed to teenagers
>>219127421hes bringing her to the end with him for whatever fucking reason, he will team with her no matter what
>>219127440>>219127444yup, retarded.
bill ottman vip parking at wigger law
>>219127400WHO
>>219127180My writing live on. There also as a part about Tayleigh and Shinii barely doing anything
>>219127413no you don’t you have a cart of cleaning supplies with a plunger
>>219127180
>>219127194u know that nigga got every cum town episode memorized
>>219127423Why do latinos and niggows love mde and fishtank so much?
>>219127441rare merchant
JD gf tranny confirmed
>>219127194*watches a sam hyde mirror video once*
>>219127458TLF
>>219127194who's twt
>>219127464the rest of the contestants have immunity. if JD leaves tomorrow, either James or Emma will get eliminated
>>219127330it doesn't sound bad but your manager will always be some faggot that expects you to clean way more than you'd be able to and shit on you
>>219127470haven't seen a bill ottman poster since like day 2. welcome back
>>219127464Unless he gets in another situation like tonight and has to sacrifice her. He didn't spare a single fuck when JD was begging for help from Laura in the bathroom. Nigga is cold as ice.
>>219127485
>>219127482She is hot tho who cares
>>219127180These new contestants can’t measure up. TJ was annoying sometimes when he was waffling on doing something, but he did a lot
>>219127482HOT
>>219127194he can do better
>>219127482normal ass bitches be like I'm trans and disabled
Is season 5 the first season to not have a Jon-type fish?
>>219127482Why has no one posted a pic of them together?
>>219127311Drake would have absolutely snaked the next person in line. He'd be turning the house against Landon and Emma would throw peepee poopoo on Landon.
>>219127440You have got to be shitting me.If there are 2 people who are on the cutting block, it's a 50/50 chance for both of them. It's the exact same as a coin flip
>>219127482not her
>>219127482if you couldn't deduce this from the robot cam alongside jd never denying she was a tranny when tts would say it then ur ngmi
>>219127487twitter
>>219127180Who has the cardboard box assassination webm
>>219127499Tj didn't do shit that production didn't tell him to do
>>219127482wtf does plural mean?
>>219127121fax
pop culture icon
>>219127482And?
>>219127488But why won't they vote off Simbal?
>>219127482lol that’s not her
>>219127524
>>219127482It's not her.
>>219127180monster trvke
what was ben's motivation when he called out emma's bf for being 'faggy'?
>>219127498
>>219126880Landon would look absolutely terrible with a buzzcut because he has a recessed chin. Longer hair draws attention away from the lower third of the face.
>>219127505Who was the Jon of S4? Also Jimmy is bad autism
>>219127513They aren't coins though people aren't coins
>>219127180I miss S2
>>219127441
>>219127482im not buying it, i see nothing linking that tranny to JD
>>219127194https://x.com/haydenfcomedy
>>219127507because he's gay and it's a discord "relationship" lol bro is 100 percent a virgin and they've never met irl
>>219127551This is a cute troll
>>219127441>>219127481Sorry, this is the long hair Daniel picture I meant to post.
>>219127186>If Drake ignored Bashir then he would be the most boring contestant of all time.All of Bashir's most iconic moments have nothing to do with James Drake thoughbeit
>>219127482i have no fucking idea how kiwitroons came to the conclusion that this is her
>>219127348suckin a lot of cockseach load u swallow adds an extra layer of sheen
>>219127499TJ was a TTS golem like Emma
>>219127247Yeah that would easily be my favorite final 4 of any season
>>219127546mad he wouldn't come on the show
>>219127550>Who was the Jon of S4Daniel just because he negged Letty nonstop.
>>219127499>Tj didn't do shit that production didn't tell him to doTJ never quit and always gave his all. He won
>>219127441>>219127561why did you have a long hair daniel image that was just a red dot
>>219127180popped
>>219127541How was this legal
>>219127556you know a person is funny when they put comedy in their name.
>>219127561Jesus Christ he looks like even more of a rapist
>>219127482go on the tiktok, if you think that is her you are retarded
so is jd's gf really trogdor the burninator?
>>219127561"We're downsizing"
>>219127557I don't buy it
>>219127541theres a reason they didn't bring frank in for this season, hes just too fucking brutal
>>219127550They didn’t have his archetype
>>219127549Yep, Bingo should also grow out her hair to draw attention away from her long neck
>>219127550Fredward of course
>>219127482Not even close, Kiwitroons are retarded.
>>219127598lol. probably not but funny reference
>>219127598nah strongbad
>>219127561not long enough
>>219127568That's the point of the show retard. If the Taytriots were not telling her to do romans and sing Jonny rebel she might have won womp womp
>>219127546He is trying to cuck him and is planting the seed in emmas brain
bill ottman becoming an indoor rockwall guy and joining a groupchat of like minded "rockers" that meet up once a week to rock it up
Is this going to be the first fishtank ever to actually get better than the first 2 weeks
>>219127541show the regular speed versiontj ended up in the hospital
>tts, should i throw bashir's stuff out again tonight? please let me know.
>>219127423Who is that Daniel lookalike?
>>219127186>>219127311>>219127508
We literally saw his GF on stream, what's the point in digging for more
>>219127630
none of you are probly paypigs but if any of you are, start sending Fatty Laura TTS, maybe that will break heri bet losing with 200lbs, she never wants to be reminded of how she used to be
I fucked a fish who's on this show.
>>219127636content queen
>>219127541not as shocking as what he did to josie’s bed but still hard to watch
>>219127618Bam is the man with the dogs.
>>219127589like @comedyrussell on twitch
>>219127637>27637▶>>>219127423 (You)it's him pre fishtank
>>219127556>>219127194He's 31 lmao. Pretty based if he groomed Emma, did buttstuff, and threatened to kill himself
>>219127541Why are there 0 organic moments this season
>>219127659I fucked a woman who smelled like fish
>>219127629yeah i mean probably just by virtue of the first two weeks largely being terrible
>>219127552We all do
>>219127642trans hysteria/loneliness
>>219127668>31yo man threatening to kill himselfgrim
>>219127665Emma and james drake are nontent I really wouldn't miss either. James being your self insert because you think he's handsome is not entertaining
>>219127671faketank is priced in
>>219127671everyone involved has 4+ seasons to look back on so the show is inevitably more meta and inviting of external structure to make it more similar or different to what came before
>>219127186Drake was meant 2 wake up and become dark james drake after realizing rules don't matter but instead became a loser
>>219127654Why would we want to break the freeloader with TTS? Especially the one that finally got rid of the annoying fuck JD?
>>219127180lubecooch (still a virgin) the nontent golem only ever did any of that when tts told him to and cheated his way through s2, he lost
bingo has died
>>219127672I fucked a fish named woman
>>219127703the morgue is back
>>219127194Oh fuck I know this guy irl
>>219127701i'd find it funny
>>219127194based on what evidence?
VinnyRamosComedy
>>219127702>still a virginfax
>>219127651the cast in s1/s2 could not have been a better suiting people for frank to fuck with. s3 made him look like a bitch and s5 inevitably will too
>>219127541They just need everyone drunk every night until the season ends
Bam has missed so much
>>219127702it’s not fair house
>>219127703open mouth = consent
bashir won't fight James Drakethe wiggers won't fight James DrakeJames Drake will be winning the season when all is said and done
>>219127180All of these were forced bits by production bro
>>219127731based
>>219127702seethe faggotTJ won
>>219127629Im sceptical last Saturday was good and today was like a mild to weak S2 day. Depends on what they do tommorow
>>219127702It’s not fairtank
>>219127578Its not very relevant but if you have to know, I obviously used AI to make the image, and I opend the image and I guess there is some auto edit mode on it and when I right clicked to save it, it dropped a red dot and only saved the top layer? I have no idea how that happened.But my point still stands. Long hair looks terrible on everyone. Buzzcut may not be optimal on everyone, somewhere inbetween can be better, but buzz is almost always better than long.
>>219127702this has been thoroughly debunked but also made entirely irrelevant by future seasons having even more egregious coddling than anything tjseethers can imagine
>unironic th simps ittYikes
JC update...
blane is the perfect freeloader
>>219127702incorrect
Laura's ok, she was in the blind spot in confessional
shoutout marky thom
why is laura sleeping in the confessional
for everyone with glasses in this thread, or ITT for short: how often do you clean them and what is your method?
>>219127751i'm kicking you off the show
I liked TJ but it did feel like Sam was trying to make TJ his little brother
Any doctors want to give a guess as to why she was wigging out?
>>219127751I still think about that livestream where she talked about watching porn on her ipad as a child and eating chips and drinking juice
goodnight /ftl/
>>219127754real and true. on par with tai
>>219127778day 2 with no dick after getting her neck kissed and ass slapped has made her go wild
>>219127778shes in heat
Since we’re season 2 posting we can all agree Cole was the best streamer yes
will there ever be a fish people care about other than tj?
Warming up to autopilot
>>219127778i wasnt paying attention, when/how was she wigging out, anyone have a clip?
>>219127702Kiwiniggers are still lubecooch posting unironically LMAO
>>219127773whenever I notice blurry spots in my visiondish soap and water, then blow on them really hard (without spitting) to dry them
goodnight niggers <3https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774844646491415.mp4
>>219127801She was in the dorms, shaking and shivering a shit ton. She asked Bashir to get Ben/Jet, it looked serious, then Ben took her down to the basement
>>219127702TJ was coddled means the poster is a pleb
>>219127796>>219127797You found one right above. And there are still Letty fags, Jimmy fags, and Burt fags. That’s about it
>>219127806i love this cast so muchshame it's only 28 days
>>219127770>>219127778>>219127782People should dox her. After saying nigger that often on camera, she won't survive a week after this.
>>219127773lens cleaner and microfiber cloth about once a week i think
>>219127773twice a dayan old lens cleaner bottle filled with 70% isopropyl alcohol (I looked at the ingredients of the lens cleaner and it was mostly alcohol)and a clean old 100% cotton white t-shirtbetter than any lens cloth or packaged wipe
>>219127778low blood sugar
>>219127796not even close dickhead
>>219127706I fucked a fish named Wanda
>>219127778I looked back in the stream and all I could make out was "i'm too excited" and "___ syndrome"
>>219127702>Brian stole TJ's ch--ACK!brian chose to give them back>Grabs his money, "--ACK!he changed his mind>Should have been e--ACK!he struck a deal>Got bl--ACK!it was a poorly conceived challenge>Lost the Chris points challe--ACK!oliver dollars led him down the wrong path (satanic, against the rules)>Lost the Chris points challenge ag--ACK!he sought gainful employment>Becomes an alcohol--ACK!it takes a village to raise a child>Final challen--ACK!>Loses a chall--ACK!jets job is to run fair competitions, the first could have been a fluke>Production will decide the--ACK!it was a sensitive decision>Loses all his--ACK!npcs were overpowered>Starts taki--ACK!hes a fun loving party animal>So uhhhhhhhh TJ is probab--ACK!he won the money fair and square>"Okay nobody is--ACK!he had money to spend
>>219127778One of the various conditions to do with blood sugar. She's had a lot of gastro work so her endocrine system is all fucked up. Just needed meds and she's prolly just gassed so sleep.
>>219127702Luckdemon told you
>>219127806fuck u i have insomniajk goodnight
>>219127778Did she take her medication? more likely its low blood sugar and she's probably diabetic
>>219127820go back kiwi tranny
>>219127773normally once every few days. pour hot water into a plastic cup, take my cloth and dip it in. wipe my glasses with water, then grab a dry cloth to wipe the water off. then just use dry cloth in between water cleaning to wipe any dust off.
>>219127180People really thought Tayleigh had a chance when they boxed. I was nervous ngl
>>219127827Yeah i was trying to figure out the word before syndrome, but she was shivering to much i couldnt make it out.
>>219127825unironically
>>219127778she's full of demons
Landon needs to be studied. His soul really seems pure. The twins are good but he is really next level. I've met autists before but they can be pretty rotten.
>>219127826Crazy spoof porn
>Season 2 postingReal mental illness hours.
niggas be like but what about the chris points
>>219127820Latinas say nigga after every sentence. No one cares
The world would be better off without all the people who still care about TJ in 2026
>>219127846EVERYONE was saying she would somehow beat him because she played softball or whatever the fuck. mass tayjeet psychosis or proto-jimcord seethe who knows
>>219127814the indestructible laura defeated by food
>>219127864He's just retarded bro. That's what actual low functioning disability looks like.
jd looks like s1 vance rn, god i miss watching him sleep
>>219127867when the tj posting begins you can close the thread
>>219127825Get that pot bellied ginger out of my face
>>219127864thats why its so surprising he is in one of those lolcow obsessed communities because he legit has a golden heart
>>219127873Tourist you can leave you know
>>219127879she lived a good life, but its time for bongo to move on as her own womanwe'll miss you bingo<3
>>219127702even if any of this was true, who cares. TJ winning was better, love and life won out
>>219127881God I wish he had thrown the next punch
>>219127873there goes jimmycorders
>>219127879Morgue bro's how we feeling?
>>219127894/bant/nigger spotted
>>219127895bongo stole bingo's nutrients and made her the way she isbongo owes bingo. she has to take care of her for the rest of her life, as it should be.
recycle>>219126347>>219126347
>>219127702sometimes the show must go on
Let's all thank Jet for the great job he's doing this season!THANK YOU JET
I want to sleep with Dallas
>>219127889He is the ftl MC we all know this dont acted suprised
>>219127904Vindicated
>>219127844I just said people should>>219127871She did the hard R
>>219127821>once a week How do you see? Mine are fully fogged up by midday.
>>219127899he's a real nigga that accessed the threat level, targeted appropriate attacks and knew when mission objective was complete. TJ was unironically SWAT team or Navy Seal / Army Ranger material probably just never thought to go down that path.
>>219127871>>219127930She's latam. They don't give a fuck about that down there
>>219127923According to three self-inserting faggots
>>219126665he's so much better than this shit show
stop giving jet attention
>>219127931dry climate i think
>>219127818>shame it's only 28 daysnah shorter the better
I'll stick with it. This season sucks.
>>219127194he looks like a fishtank audition male so we all have a chance with Emma if he did
>>219126779I like how trolling is just over now because even white people are really dumb now
>>219127159laura chads stay winning bethcels will never etcetc
>>219127781BIG IF TRUE
>>219127834tj fans are this delusional because "he's literally me" etcetc. you can't help them. they probably won't ever even know. the biggest fishtank filter that has yet to exist
JD's piece being a tranny is obvious to anyone with experience.Women aren't very sexually possessive.>oh no, you kissed her neck for content :(This is something a dude would say, not a woman.
