>so you know like when you’re flying your helicopter and the translational lift starts to kick in just enough that your left pedal input suddenly feels like it’s lying to you but you check your gauges and everything’s fine
>>219129722His standup was never funny. He was funny in conversation like on his podcast or Opie & Anthony
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>>219129722Him using Club Soda Kenny to throw Ant out of the club was such a piece of shit thing to do. I wonder if Kenny regrets it.
>>219129722Classic stand up was about making funny observations "what's the deal with "fast food" ? It's not fast, and it's not food!" Nowadays ""stand up" "comedy"" is just bitching about your life "yo, my girl gave me the "stare" my balls are going homeless for a few weeks because I'm not getting laid with that bitch"
>>219130476Ant is an alcoholic who can’t accept this glory days are behind him. He was great on O&A.
Billy was always a fake edgy comic. You can find old clips on O&A where he simps for black peepo and uses leftist rhetoric.
>>219130552I always think it’s funny how many airport jokes they make as if we’re always at airports flying to another gig like they are. So much of their life becomes airports at a certain level of fame almost all their material comes from interactions, observations and experiences at airports.
>>219129722>Destroys his entire reputation for $1MWas it worth it?
>>219129722I love how liberals made him their hero when that fucking Luigi shot that guyBill Burr - the guy who called Meryl Streep a feminist cunt, a liberal heroWhat a fucking joke
>this thread again
>>219130658>airports? more like fascistports am i right?
>>219134447Who are you quoting m8?
Billy took blood money from Saudi's, he's a spineless hypocritical cunt.
>>219129722the lovely niga everyone!
I come to these Burr threads because whenever I am reminded this man exists, it always surprises me how many people seem to care while I have basically never heard him speak, never seen his standup, his podcast, not even guest appearances. In fact the only time I can remember hearing him at all was a Youtube video where he's doing a Meshuggah drums impression. It's always fascinating when a "famous" person is being discussed when they're literally who to me.
>>219131801I made it specifically to make fun of how he constantly talks about flying helicopters (which I find very funny) but everyone seems to copy+pasting their usual prompt responses. :(
>>219134870tell it to your livejournal bub
>>219129722> oh yeah,> its fuckin' BRUTAL
>BILLIONARES NEED TO HANG>Gives him blood money>WHO CARES IF THE SAUDI BILLIONARES KILL JOURNALISTSSellout is to weak a word.
>>219129873Dunking on dj's since the 90s. I still love podcast. Love them! I had infomercials and soap operas all day as a kid. Fuck you! Long live podcast!
>>219130658Joe list has a solid 2 hours of airplane "jokes" if you cut it together from his last 4 specials. It's ridiculously lame and unfunny.He has no way of talking about it naturally either.>So check this out I was at the airport the other day
>>219130476Club soda Kenny is a simpleton brute who only shows allegiance to the dollar. He can feel no more than a rattlesnake or tarantula can feel.
>>219129722test
>so you know like when you’re at a pristine suit paid by arab blood money and the champagne they brought you is 1929 when you clearly asked for a 1927?
>>219135102Im with you, he sandbagged theo's silly billy routine when he asked him if he carried a gun when he flew hoping to start a riff with him and burr shut it down. He was in no mood for hijincks.
>>219129722A real man of the people. The helicopter people!
>>219134870i always find it hilarious when people on 4chan pride themselves on not knowing things. it always reminds me of the chris rock bit where he talks about black people vs. niggers and he says how niggers also love priding themselves on not knowing things.
>>219130658once a stand up starts talking about airports and hotels it's time to move on to someone else. no really guys my joke about hating strangers seated next to me will be better than the other 10,000 people who told it before me!
>>219135727One of the few based things that bill did. Theo is extremely untalented and aggressively unfunny.
>>219135498Those are not just Billionaires. Those are Kings chosen by Allah. They have the right to own everything from Hell to Heaven inside their domain, including their subjects. They are not the same as some bald nerd that got rich selling books online.
>>219130606Doesn't justify what happened retard
pests are the most pathetic people on earth
>>219130476Kenny has to be like 60 now why the fuck would anyone use a 60 year old as a body guard still?
>>219137055Size and attitude go a long way. He is going to retire when he finds out that isnt enough.
>>219129816Retarded opinion detected. His first few specials were amazing. It’s a shame he went woke because he’s always been hilarious. His wife ruined him.
>>219137153>It’s a shame he went wokeIf you watched old O&A and paid attention to what he said especially during the Obama years you would see that he was always like this. It's hard back then to spot it because saying things like "faggot" and "cunt" was socially acceptable so you would have these far left guys saying words deemed bigoted now back then
>>219137283He said nigger in the 00s (like everyone)
>>219137153it's because he doesn't want to end up alone and bitter in old age, something he's admitted many times. it should be a cautionary tale to incels to change your attitude on things or else you'll suffer the same fate.
>>219137308Yea Louis CK too and corporate satellite radio
>>219137328I’d rather be alone than married to Nia
>>219134870Sounds like the world doesn't revolve around you.Sucks to suck.
>>219135949There are many things that you are better off not knowing. Drama about washed up comedians is one such example.
>>219129816>>219137153He has tenure from when the comedy scene was brought up. Him, Segura, and Rogan are prime examples of getting in at the right time and riding on their credentials.Newer comics like Mat Mccusker, Ian Fidance blow the old crowd out of the fucking water in terms of their routines.
>>219137800>Mat Mccusker, Ian FidanceMeant to add Jake Rhodes and Thomas as well (from Pendejo Time)
>>219137800It blows my mind every time I remember Joe Rogan is technically a standup comedian
>>219137584and yet here you are in a thread about just that. curious.
>>219134870Let me help you out, this website is for white people. That’s where the confusion lies
>>219138004Oh don’t I wish that were the case anon
>>219137021It is so ironic that the one comedian that bases his entire act on "tellin it like it is" and using left wing talking points about billonares. But then accepting what is basiclly a bribe to be a whitewash guy for psychopathic cammel fuckers who slaughter and opprress their own people.Yet he wants to ride the Musk and Trump bad train?
>>219137978I will always associate him with vidrel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsBHeRccQS4
>>219137328>just follow the herd, broNo thanks, rabbi
>>219138067I think he was more generally just spouting populist talking points about billionaires. Both far-ish left and far-ish right praised Luigi. Bill had been talking about someone doing what Luigi did literally for years… and then he just does a Bostonian minstrel show for the worst of the worst. It’s so genuinely bizarre like no amount of money would make sense unless he simply retired immediately afterwards
>>219138234>generally just spouting populist talking points about billionaires.Words have meaning. He does not get some special cut out, from it.He gave Beyoncé so much shit for doing a show for Gaddafi's son. Now he gets a pass? Get fucked. I guess it is okay when he prostitues himself out to Islamic dictators. But nobody else gets a bag.He did it cheep too. $1m I bet if Musk offered him $2m he would be up a stripper pole for him.
>>219137584Nah. I enjoy the talk about the craft and the behind the scenes of show biz on podcast. I know the host read complaints in the comments and get self aware but I like the minutiae of trying to make it in hollywood.
>>219138681I have more respect for the likes of Fishtank participants than I do anyone trying to "make it" in Hollywood. They do equally grimy shit but the former doesn't have any illusion that they'll ever be perceived as glamorous.
>>219138794It is worse in Hollywood that as long as you are bankble as a star, they will cover up all the bad shit you do.It is how Ezra Miller got away with all the wild shit for so long. Or how Woody Allen the nonce is still accepted.With Internet celebs and wannabes the moment you say nigger youre done.
>>219138916They literally tried to cancel joe rogan for all his racist slurs he said and it barely made a blip. You are being disingenuous. Shane Gillis was booted from snl but welcomed when he got enough traction back.
didn't it come out that his dad is also billy corgan's dad? because i can really see it now
>>219139383Joe Rogan had to do an apology humiliation ritual like Bill Maher tho
>>219137153He was seeing her through all those specials you liked and O And A.
you cant have the porsches, mixing with the rolls royces!!!! THEY DONT MIX! WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE??
>>219140992imagine being such a white nigger subhuman that apologizing is humiliation
>>219140926It was a bit that Howie Mandela did after his fiasco with the prolapse picture.
>>219142336But he didn’t have anything to be sorry about?
>>219138233then die alone in an apartment where you won't be discovered for 6 weeks due to your neighbors smelling your decaying corpse. doesn't bother me a bit incel.
>>219141239He screwed over the rest of the cast in a major way.
>>219130476Kenny had to sit back and watch anthony try to fuck vos' 17 year old daughter and then actually fuck Vinny brands 17 year old daughter before beating and biting her. I'm sure he felt fine tossing the creep
>>219130552Completely wrong, """comedy""" nowadays is just soapbox politics with the moral high ground defence of "its just comedy!". Both the left and right are guilty of this.
>>219143624Fairweather friends, huh? Wes Watson also got his friend/bodyguard into trouble.
>>219137800You wouldn't get it, you were never in the trenches at the Cellar Table>Hey, nice shirt stupid
>>219129816very few standups are funny with prepared content
>>219139383>Shane Gillis was booted from snl but welcomed when he got enough traction back.How does that prove me wrong?I said as long as you are bankable. Shane was bankable. So his "sins" are forgiven and his seat at the table was opened back up.
>>219129816Untrue, all of his specials until 2014 were very good.
Reminder
>>219145328women like her are so fucking ugly. Men should be judged by the women they bed and marry. I thought Bill was so much cooler before I know about his wife.Another great example is De Niro.
>>219145328holy shit... and here I thought it couldn't get worse lmao>>219146511what happened to DeNiro?
>>219137800I like segura but he was never in with the new york crowd and rogan was only allowed because he would get attention with fear factor. He was like the lame kid with a pool. Everyone dislikes him but they want to go for a swim.
>>219137800>Ian Fidance blow the old crowd out of the fucking water in terms of their routines.lol what the fuck? the little gay rapist leftist freak?
>>219145328I'm repulsed by people with gummy smiles
>>219142371I’m sorry the what?
>>219147680He posted a video of a friend showing his anal prolapse on tiktok.See for yourself:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeW7TDnzWQwthough it's pretty graphic.
