Oh no!
>>219132305she dead
>>219132305if she had tits she might have bounced back
>>219132305I'm genuinely bummed
>>219132305...Was she hiking in the mountains?
>let's hire an actress with no physical preparation for our action tv series
>>219132305Thanks be to God.
>>219132639>>let's hire an actress with no physical preparation for our action tv series
Hope this leads to the whole thing being scrapped
If the malice was towards Phoebe Waller-Bridge I'd get it but as things are I don't really understand the ill-will.
>>219132713>Hope this leads to the whole thing being scrappedYou know you don't HAVE to watch anything you don't want to. Hell, /tv/ is full of anons that doesn't watch movies or shows. AT ALL.
>>219132668>zero muscle mass>shitty tattoosHere's your Lara, zoomies
>>219132861No shit, but if the project is scrapped, not only do can I not watch it, but I don't have to hear about it or see threads about it on /tv/ either, making it the best possible outcome
>>219132897You truly belong here.
>>219132713this would be both hilarious and sad because it'll be the second major franchise that ugly dyke has fucked up. is her dads last name waller or bridge? thats what we should start referring to her as
>>219132305>be nobody actress >get hired for role in a new fantasy series>spend 10 years making stinkface at the camera and doing nothing>will forever be known as the chick who had to pretend to be raped in every scene for 7 seasons out of a 8 season show>years after show ends>get pity work for new video game adaptation>get injured one month into filming and sideline entire projectThis shit would be hilarious if it weren't so sad
>>219132668Dude, I also love abs on a woman and think they're so hot. But in no way that means she has physical preparation. You can easily get abs by stopping eating for a month.
>>219132305Phoebe Waller-Bridge's Amazon contract / money situation was being compared to Carl Rinsch. Netflix charged him with fraud and won. Phoebe's fraud situation is far worse and people were beginning to notice, so Amazon scrambles some fake show knowing very well the show would never see the light of day. The above article proves it.
>>219132989sad for who? it sounds more like Sophie won the lottery.
>>219133248>the production of Conquest was troubled and Rinsch's behavior became erratic.[1] A film union in Brazil complained about Rinsch's behavior on set, specifically his yelling and cursing at members of the crew.[15] He also began taking lisdexamfetamine, a prescription drug and amphetamine.[16] In 2019, Rosés hired a behavioral health consultant to try to persuade Rinsch to enter rehab.[1]>The situation on set worsened and an "intervention" was held by Rosés, Rinsch's brother, his wife, and members of the crew of Conquest, urging him to go into rehab. As the project was running low on cash, Rinsch urged Netflix to send him more money, despite not meeting production deadlines for the first phase of the project. Netflix forwarded his production company another $11 million, which Rinsch transferred to his personal brokerage account and used to purchase stock options, losing around $6 million in weeks.[16]>Rinsch sent emails to Netflix executives involved in the project stating that he had a way to map "the coronavirus signal emanating from within the earth". Rosés filed for divorce; in 2021, according to her lawyers, Rinsch told her that airplanes were "organic, intelligent forces", and he sent texts to her saying he had the power to predict lightning strikes and volcanic eruptions. In March 2021, Netflix cut off funding for Conquest, with no finished episodes submitted.hilarious to read, but not really an analogous situation.Waller-Bridge is also married to Martin McDonagh, I think she's safe from being sued by Netflix.
>>219132892You forgot>flat chest
>>219133248>>219133403Lmao based
>>219132926(You) are here forever with him
>>219132861And they don't HAVE to aim Tomb Raider at a female audience either but here we are. I have no intention of taking the high road
How is it that every Lara Croft project besides the Angelina Jolie movies is a complete mess? Its like big boobs are some kind of good luck charm.
>>219133804Croft was entirely t&a
>>219133804the Angelina movie was shit too
>>219133248There was a major news outlet making the same comparison. Basically huge sums of money is given upfront which is business as usual for streaming companies but the expectation is to provide them with a TV show within a set time frame. Netflix went after Rinsch after about five years. Bridges was at 8 years and counting without providing a show.
>>219132997>You can easily get abs by stopping eating for a monthMaybe a certain percentage of men can, but women's abs don't naturally show
>>219133892Both Angelina movies were absolutely fine for what they were. They were fun and light-hearted.
>>219133804>*cuts them off*Why'd she do it, bros?
>>219134554Second one was terrible
>>219134905C*nc*r
>>219134940She didn't have cancer.
>>219134976I’m saying she is a cancer.
>>219132668This doesn’t imply any athleticism.
They might’ve realized watching dailies that the show is doomed and utterly sucks due to this terrible actress and use this as an excuse to cancel it. Probably for the best.
>>219132713It's probably just the excuse they made up to scrap it
>Oh your sexy character that you like? Well she ain't gonna be sexy in this one! But we still expect you to watch it!>>219132713this
>>219132305Shame she didn't die. Can't stand her """"acting"""" ever since Thrones.
>>219132305>>219135822>Wait a minute >HAHAHAHAHAHAHA>I'm not the target audience
>>219134905Brad told her to as a punishment. This was revealed in their massive lolsuit against each other.
>>219132668Saaaaar don’t talk bad about my women you bloody bastard
>>219135895That sounds retarded enough to be true, but I ain't reading allat lawsuit jibber-jabber.
>>219135940My sister is obsessed with celebrity gossip and won't shut up about it.He also allegedly made her let him take a shit on her chest kek
>Sophie Turner>Ruby Rosewhy do so many actresses end up breaking their spines on set?
>>219133804It's a damn shame that Cradle of Life failed at the box office. It was actually better than the first movie. We could've gotten an entire series of sexy Lara movies.
>>219136119They start to get high on their own supply, and think that girls are just as strong as the boys.
>>219132305How the hell do you keep fucking Tomb Raider of all things up. Just copy Indiana Jones 1 and 3 with the adventure for ancient artefacts trope. BOOM. DONE. I'll take my million dollar consultancy cheque Hollywood.
>>219132305Two vile foids who don't have a job nowI love to see it
>>219132606sands was awesome though
>>219136119>twitch streameri like that they left out that she's a pornstar who got spitroasted by 40 black guys
>>219132668posts pic that proves point of action inexperience, confidently....working out slightly and taking diet pills doesn't prepare you for action roles idiot.same can be said about dipshit gym rats that overlift and break their neck backs trying to lift more than they can handle.
>>219133403reading all that I feel contempt for netflix not for sending even more money to that schizo nutjob but for not immediatly working on adapting that trainwreck into its own show.
>>219132668there's only one demographic that saves instagram pics by celebs/thots.
>>219136355I save Abigail Shapiro pics. Am I an honorary jeet?
>>219136296That's as many as four tens! And that's terrible.
>>219132305> and that's why I use a stuntman
look at all these niggers on this thread thinking that Tomb Raider movies/shows are actually any good instead of mediocre slop.
>>219136375You're even worse due to what clan she belongs to.
>>219136436
>>219136435Where's your head at?
>>219136435Everyone knows, faggot. What's your point? Is this another "you should be mowing the lawn" shitpost?
>>219132305>another series literally no one asked for gets cannedWhat a shame
It was the explicit anal scene.
>>219132861I didnt realise watching it was an option.
>>219132305>turn 30>do normal thing>sustain injurymany such cases
If only she had the proper sized airbags installed like the real one
