https://www.dreadcentral.com/news/566017/backrooms-a24-shares-two-new-official-posters-for-liminal-horror-adaptation/Will it be kino?
2nd poster is Renate getting fucked against the Blackrooms wall.
I need to see a trailer first. I’m not convinced.
>>219137029>>219137093>from the twisted mind of jordan peele>stuck in the backrooms... with a white woman
>>219138036kane did good online, would like to support him but i'll see with the trailer. but... yea... probably no
>>219138273he was never the same after taking the mask off
>>219137029>>219137093Is he fucking her? Anyways someone photoshop a smoke detector above him
>white woman and black guyDropped
>>219138521>black guyThat's not the word we use around here
>>219138358Shouldve got a monster heel run sometime between 17 and invasion while Auston fucked around being a mcmahon lackey, he didnt need the belt for that shit, angle can take it off him and fight with austin then late summer
This shit is way too late, no one gives a fuck about backrooms anymore
>>219138521LET'S GO THE BLACKED ROOMS!!!
>Finn Bennett, Avan Jogia, Lukita Maxwell and Mark Duplass join Chiwetel Ejiofor and Renate Reinsve in Kane Parsons’ horror film ‘THE BACKROOMS’ for A24.
>>219137029>>219138677they made his poster like that intentionally didn't they?
>>219138677What explains the chirp thing?
>>219137029>OHHH LAWDY DEY HEEREEE
>>219138762g
>>219138677Fucking hell
>>219137029>Mr. Milkshake will be in it? Black people all look the same to me because they are all the same.
>>219138677
>>219138677Put me in the screencap, pls!
>>219137029>>219137093Lmfao
>>219137029Why would I want to watch a movie about a nigger in the Backrooms? Completely defeats the point.
>>219138677Lmfao
>>219138677Lol
>>219137029And my interest just died. I'll stick to the Youtube videos
>>219137093
>>219137029Nice
>>219137029>that's not a nigger its tit dirt!!
I knew this was gonna happen, just couldn’t fucking help themselves. I’ve always been under the impression that backrooms are supposed to be people between the age of 16-21 who no-clip while hanging out in the streets looking for abandoned places to explore. Now we got some fried chicken grease blood black dude and his liberal milf coworker
>>219139217of all the stories they could have told they chose a middle aged black guy. why, i doubt the backrooms internet phenomenon resonated particularly well with black internet, if at all! but that's not about this, right, "the audience are ready for whatever twists or characters so why not a black guy", i guess this is the logic. will he be a technician will be a random-ass unemployed dude that will go "sheeeeit what the fuck is up with this bitch" . i have a compulsion to share cool stuff, was about to try to write what they could have done but i should stop doing that. its all ogre
>>219138677The chirprooms
Backrooms would be better as a comedy. The black guy could complain the whole time and try to tackle the monster or something
More like the Karen Rooms
>>219139425>PARTYGOER!!>COMIN IN HOT!!!
>>219139068Not all of them are tall, so I corrected for his eye angle.
>>219137029BACKSHOTROOMS
>>219138554
>>219138944Code?
>>219139333The real Backrooms was racism.
>>219137029Hold the fuck up. They're making a movie based off a 4chin shitpost?
>>219137029They plagiarized from 4chan
>>219138677You sonofabitch….
>>219139567LOL-037
>>219137029>>219137093The characters should've been a broccoli haired zoomer and a Gen Z boss in a mini.
>>219139068Grok refuses to complete this image…
>>219138677>>219138441There we go.
>>219138677lmfao
>>219138677well that was fun while it lasted, the Backrooms series on yt. it is effectively, over. Hollywood grabbed it and has ENSHITTIFIED it with nigger
>>219137029The movie should have just been a security guard gets his bodycam, he makes his rounds, but wait - the halls keep going forever, and going back where he came doesn't work.It should be a mix of the blair witch and castaway.Add in some competency porn of him pulling out wires from the lights to charge the body cam which acts as a flashlight too, and why the camera stays charged too.I want a scene where he just starts a fire. He keeps outrunning it for days. An when he gets a chance he looks back at the damage and it's just a several mile wide hollow sphere of burnt damage. Th place really is infinite.
>>219138677loool
>>219138677Kek
>>219138762>movie where the WHOLE FUCKING POINT is dead silence while you explore the unknown dimension>big cast of talkersSomeone dig up and revive Kubrick. He understood how to use silence to tell a story as he did in 2001. And have him do Tomb Raider too for the same reason.
>>219139599https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKGhxMi50y8Not really its from a youtuber who expanded upon the thread on /x/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4dGpz6cnHo
>stuck in a room with a white woman and a joggernow i finally understand why zoomers think this shit is scary. sounds like hell
>>219137029>>219137093Suspicious.
ayo these rooms be back nigga
>>219139068>>219139792It works for me, but only to cuck Twelve Yeersa
>>219137029They somehow turned a fanmade SCP story into a blacked cuckshit dei racism allegory. I have to admit, subversion it's a talent on it's own right.
>>219140388She's trapped in there with a nigger, you didn't mention that part of the plot, now I'm scared.
>>219140388Gemini will take it from here
>AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>219137029even in the poster there's some random green tape that ruins the aesthetic, nice
>>219140494They always find a way to fuck up even the most simple things.
>....OOOOWWAAAAAAUUUGGGGHHHH
>>219138677THE BEEPROOMS
>>219140020FF#3 literally had a dark skinned jeet as the protagonist. Everyone complaining about a black actor (especially one who can actually act) is fucking retarded.
>>219138677>A New Horror from A24A sound that is always on yet none can hear...
>>219140759Imagine the horrid smell when Async found Ravi's corpse sitting against a wall in the red city.
>>219138677Put me in the screencap for when Bharat_Nation or some other jeet content farm on Twitter uses this post to make money
>>219140759People are just tired of them. No matter how you justify it.
>>219140272OH MY GOD IT'S A DROIDEKA!!!!
>>219140759The complainers are vindicated every time. you know this. i know you know this.
it's crazy how millennials need to lie to themselves just to keep pretending that millkeks are relevant lmao>zoomers don't have le culture they didn't invent shit and bla bla blaand yet, backrooms and skibid and etc. all exist, nigga I can barely keep up with all the new memes and subcultures spawning every day, zoomers are the most progressive and diverse in taste generation EVER, you will struggle to find two dudes who are into the same things in a 200 mile radius from where you livestill watching odyssey at the local cinemastill watching backroomskeep coping and seething uncs, you lost and you are mad that we enjoy things made for us and not for you
>>219138762damn i wonder who the psycho that kills everyone in secret is
>>219137093Oh good, I was worried there might not be an interracial relationship in the backrooms movie.
>>219137029I don’t mind him as an actor but the backrooms seem like they should be a white people problem. I don’t know why I think that.
>>219141367You invented an empty room?
>>21913866999% of the potential audience has no idea what the backrooms are to be tired of or used to the idea.
>>219140470H-HAYAI
>>219141944no but we popularized it and brought it into the mainstream so it's forever associated with our generation
>>219142163>we Shut the fuck up. You had nothing to do with anything
Don't shit on Ejiofor, he's a good actor (though I don't remember him being in anything good besides 12 Years)
>>219142274don't pop a blood vessel from all that impotent rage uncwe popularized it and made it ours, if you want your own backrooms then just make it popular or something, it's that simple
>>219138677>dem ceilin birds mane
>>219141367But we invented the backroomsThey invented the HECKIN LORE ROOMS WITH CARPET FLUID NO CAP GET TO LEVEL 87 THE SHARTROOMS TO FIND AN EXITStay seething
>>219142531>I...is that.... an empty office building? AAAAAAH I'M GOING INSANE, HELP ME BROCCOLIMANYeah, great "creation". Seriously there's nothing scary of unnerving about backrooms, it's just fucking boring
>>219143301>But we invented the backroomsWrong, even if the take the early 2010s as the starting point for the concept of backrooms this is still gen z culture because a good chunk of them were already active on the internet at that time.There are zero instances where backrooms are attributed to anyone except Gen-Z.>>219143589You are missing the point. It doesn't matter how you (a hylic golem) perceieve this creation or whether you find it "scary" or not because it's irrelevant. For one reason or another you are still interested in it because you are in this thread right now making it relevant.
>>219141367Skibidi Toilet was made by a Millenial and was popularized by Gen Alpha. All you have are democratized creepypastas/SCPs. What a legacy!
>>219143851Yet you are still here unc, instead of seething at zoomers why don't you talk about millennial shit ? Oh right it doesn't exist because we make culture now
>>2191396164chan never had the makings of a creative outlet
>>219138677I don't get it
>>219138677I dont get it
Should have been an anthology film. Story one: Girl leaves her job at a Gas station. Leans against the wall checking her phone. All of a sudden she falls back and is in a series of rooms. Story two: a boy is out with friends at night. He goes to the subway, leaps a few steps, when he lands he’s in a strange series of rooms.
>>219137029A24 literally only produces trash
>>219143661>For one reason or another you are still interested in itYeah, my interest is trying to figure out if anyone actually finds it interesting or scary or if it's just the emperors new clothes, which it seems to be
>>219144206They should just make House of Leaves at this point, with the three (or four) POVs being the various characters in the book. Unlike Backrooms that shit actually made labyrinths unsettling, though I'm not sure how well it would translate to film.
>>219137029The only black I watch in 2026 is Candace Owens.
>>219139556>>219138554why are you faggots scared of say Nigger? are you retarded, do you fear a ban? pff hahahaha, fucking faggot niggers
>take any concept>make it about race mixing
Correct plot:>group of friends who just graduated high school on summer break go exploring abandoned buildings>no clip into the backrooms>slowly start encountering all the weird scp creatures and different rooms>run into other people who are stuck and getting killed>main group getting killed off>the ending is remaining friends wind up in the library (the end)>doors open up to liminal spaces neighborhood>credits roll
>>219137029I wish death on niggers it's just too much everydayI worried when I saw it was A24Refuse to watch, suspicion confirmed. Death to literally every like and their rat children
>>219138677geg
>>219143661Zoom zoom retard
They did it.They somehow zogged the backrooms.Impressive.
>>219137029I get it more fatigue but how the fuck are they going to adapt an /x/ thread into a feature length movie?
>>219145410Reminds me of this story:>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nV3rmeykYpcMinus all the dumb SCP shit and the liminal space imagery.
>>219138677Do I need to be a zoomer to get it?
>>219140020Yeah now I'm laughing at the zoomzooms who said THIS was going to DESTROY Hollywood
>>219141945>99% of the potential audienceWill be people that do know what the Backrooms are. They got Kane Pixels to direct it for that reason.
>>219138677kek
>>219140424And this is what we call "making shit up to get mad about"
>>219138677put me in the screencap
>>219138036new trailer tomorrow
>>219138358No one cares who he is without it
>>219138677Lel
>>219138762so its a zoomer version of the Cube?
>>219146922No, you just need to consume TikTok -style short video memes on your social media sure of choice. The joke is that people noticed that a lot of black people videos have that distinct "battery empty" chirp of the smoke detector in them.
>a nigga in the backroomsreminds me of this shithttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774916410952842.mp4
>>219138677>i aint hear shiiet nigga
>>219150924Yall ever notice how when white people noclip into the backrooms they be all like "Oh no! This liminal space is giving me profound existential dread and I simply must document it."While black folx be all like "shieeet Where the weed and forties at"
>>219138677Those digits
>>219137029D R O P P E DR O PPED
>>219137093Backroom more like backdoor hiyooo!
>>219137029>>219137093>black guy and norwegian white princessthis movie is going to contain so much BBC and interracial porn
>>219138677kekd n chekd
>>219137029>>219137093Fucking lol they actually took a 4chan incel creation and made it about a BIPOC and a middle aged white woman. Truly shameless.
>>219137029Are you guys seriously taken out of this movie because of a black person? You guys are insanely racist lol
>>219138677>Directed by Jordan Peele
>>219151731and it's chewy. i would have thought he'd get a pass like denzel.
>>219151731Black people exploring anything? No, I can't suspend my disbelief.
>>219151519Good morning sir
>>219144169>>219144191blacks
Kane Pixels...why did you do it
>>219152726he's going to save the movie industry
>>219139333>i doubt the backrooms internet phenomenon resonated particularly well with black internetIt doesn't matter, everything now has to be inclusive for everyone. Nobody is allowed to feel left out.
>>219138358The perfect judge holden?!
>>219137029Guarantee this movie is going to be boring as shit. And probably way too long
>>219152832perfect for backrooms then
>>219137029>it's real>>219138273Nah fuck him, he trickled this the story out in tiny pieces and expected everyone to glaze him like it was some masterpiece HBO series.>>219138677Based
>>219152832It's going to be boring because it's just another monster movie. The original backrooms stuff was creepy just because of what it is, some dumbass monsters is just lazy writing.
>>219152726I just looked and he's only 20 years old. definitely exploited by his naivety. most likely the movie wouldn't have gotten funding otherwise.
>>219153601Considering he's 20 and sees this as his big break, he's probably made a lot of concessions and compromises because he fears any pushback would kill his career at this stage. It's going to be just regular horror slop filled with the same old tropes.
>>219138441Kek smoke detector nig jokes never fail
>>219138521Based
>>219144169>>219144191>>219146922>these absolute disgusting racists have never been to a black persons homeWhy anons? Do you just hate black people?
>>219139217>>219139333yeah backrooms works best when its some dorky college age white guy who gets stranded there out of nowhere
>this is from the movie itselfTruly spared no expense on effects.
>>219139217>>219139333>story that has zoomers flocking to it>casts a black guy in his 50sAll they needed some some broccoli hair college kit getting lost in there and it would've had massive draw from simply being relatable. Zoomies are also one of the most racist gens yet and don't want to see some unc, so it's a double hit.
>>219153838>average battlestation thread
>>219153838>2026>PS2 quality graphicsThe whole budget was spent on the actors, calling it now. That black dude is semi-famous so it probably cost almost the entire films budget just to get someone with any slight previous fame.
>>219137029>>219137093he's going to enter her backroom
>>219138677Holy fucking shit.
>>219153838he confirmed on discord that only the last shot of the teaser was part of the movie, and that's an actual live setmost of the movie will be practical
>>219154122>he confirmed on discord that only the last shot of the teaser was part of the movieAny proof on that chief? That screenshot doesn't say that.
>>219154122>A24 budget>practical effectsdoubt
>>219137029>backroomsI'm waiting for the weanus peanus movie
>>219137029
>>219154156it was impossible to dig up the exact discord screenshot on xitter, but it is confirmed by his dc goblins
>>219145357What the fuck are you sperging about? I'll call you a nigger, how about that? Are you happy now?
>>219151731>reddit racist reddityou people never bother to actually understand this environment you just come here and are like "oh my god people are racist?!" you don't even understand what racism is you don't understand the differences
>>219154023>wasting any amount of a budget on a recognizable black actorhuge mistake when you could spend a hundreth and get roughly the same value, unless its someone like Idris Elba or Denzel or maybe Mahersala nobody cares about a recognizable black actor
I like Kane, but I can't help but feel jealous. I wish I had the time to flex my creative muscles. I could be a great filmmaker... won't happen in this life though.
>>219138677nah the back rooms just make that noise
>>219141367>finally we have goyslop filled with niggers being made targeting us for us to consoom, we win uncs
the trailer drops tomorrow, im taking a day off work and buying a six pack to shitpost all day
>>219155083Creative? He took someone else's concept and added retarded monsters to it. The true big thing he managed to do was made decent renders in Blender to make the videos.
>>219139333The official story is he's a furniture store owner and she's his therapist and he finds a door to the backrooms in the basement of his store or something like that
>>219138677>Subtle, very nice ...
>>219155949really? because that's utter shit if true
>>219139333>of all the stories they could have told they chose a middle aged black guy. why, i doubt the backrooms internet phenomenon resonated particularly well with black internet,HE'S THE CRYPTID IN THIS SCENARIO
>>219156055Yes really
>>219137029>Hollywood steals 4chan's idea>immediately puts a black guy in it
>>219143661>There are zero instances where backrooms are attributed to anyone except Gen-Z.Vaporwave, liminal space tumblr aesthetics posting, SCP & creepypasta stories all dealt with them. Rust Beltification offshoring before that.
>>219156240This. Liminal space has been a big thing for a long time, it's been a popular piece in photography for decades too. The origin of the whole backrooms meme was one comment on a 4chan post that simply described what liminal spaces are and said "imagine if you no clipped into one" and that was it. I worked in commercial real estate marketing for a decent while and would see shit like the backrooms all the time. Just endless office space or storage facilities that all looked the same (which is also why we'd get away with just taking a picture of the nicest looking room in the whole building and use it as the "hero shot" to represent all the rooms). >>219155949Which also reminds me, Kane should've made this shitheap a found footage movie and used a real estate guy as being the one that no clips into this shit. It makes more sense than some guy and his therapist just going into the back of his furniture store.
>>219140470Wonder if we’re getting some complex generated monsters or the bacteria .
>>219156240Zoomers where like 8 years old when tumblr was popular
>>219141367backroom was invented by 4channer in 2011 - 100% millennial.
>>219158489I'm confused on why some places say 2018 for the first posting, that picture had been a staple on /x/ for years before that and it would appear randomly on other boards too.
>>219140462oh no
>>219138798niggers are fucking retarded
>>219137029>>219137093Posters made it look like midget nigga is trying to sniff girl's butthole.
>>219141367backrooms, scp, creepy pasta and fnaf are all millenial inventions i am afraid.
>>219141367>you lost and you are mad that we enjoy things made for us and not for youNice Freudian slip to say "made for us" rather than "made by us", so even you know you're lying to yourself.
>>219159925Until zoomers took them over and now scp is all about trans and non binary scientists.
>>219160188Sad how that place turned to complete shit, it was pretty neat for the first years. The same thing that's happening with Backrooms now is it also suffered from adding on too much lore and backstory, as zoomers can't comprehend the fear and mystery of the unknown being what's scary, not some gay monsters.
>>219138677You guys are so easily amused.
>>219154122Did he explain why he made it blacked propaganda?
>>219137093 decades ago, there would be a bunch of erotic backrooms parodies
>>219145357if everyone says it, it loses its power. We are trying to preserve the magic dumb-ass.
>>219138677imagine if he didn't have breakfast
>>219138798Black people seem to be less likely to swap out the batteries in their smoke detectors, resulting in footage of black people in their homes typically featuring the distinctive smoke detector low battery chirp.
>>219145276>budget black Alex Jonesnah
>>219160188>t. cultureless basedllennial who loves Obama and "his" whore girlfriend
>>219138273I watched The Oldest View and found it entertaining enough, appreciated the amount of effort he put into modeling the mall, and the animation was impressive. Valley View Center, the setting of said short, wasn't too far from where I live, though it was never my main mall, in fact I'm not even sure I ever went there. Funny to me how some kid in the UK was so fascinated by it.
>>219138677Hehehe
>>219138677You're going places, kid.
>>219137029hahaN
>>219155949>it has nothing to do with Kanes Backrooms universeI've suddenly lost all interest.
>>219160745This should be the movie.I bet the actual movie sucks ass.
>>219161183So now it really is a generic horror where it's people trapped in some maze that has weird monsters hunting them. I guess he probably cucked to the ideas of all the execs and writers telling him what he should do and he was too scared to speak up.
>>219140462Kek
>>219138677No fucking way lmao
>>219145357watch out we got a badass over here
>>219161171 N based review, short and to the point write for Variety next, king
>>219138554Nigger
>>219138677joj
Trailer in 45 minutes! I'm already scared stiff
You guys are huge dorks, this is so stupid. Zoomers will understand fear when they get shipped to Iran.
Trailer in 40 minutes, im already scared bonered
>>219138677kek fixed
>>219137029>>219137093You just finna know!
Rolling Giant was better and more heartfelt.
>>219165152>trailer opens with a close-up shot of the wind chimes from FF2>Cut to Ivan Beck standing on his back porch, smoking a cigarette>He takes the cigarette out and says...>"...backrooms">Cut to the title: THE BACKROOMS>Fade in to black, then fade out to a woman running from a man walking on all fours and screaming bloody murder>Then we cut to a black guy wandering a huge red city>He opens a door, revealing a bunch of corpses huddled up against a scratched up yellow wall>The black guy grabs a notebook from a backpack by one of the dead bodies,>He opens the first page>The man mutters to himself, "...backrooms?">THE BACKROOMS movie title flashes onto the screen>the trailer ends with a shot of Ivan Beck watching one of the found footage tapes on his TV>The voice of woman from earlier in the trailer can be hearing muttering, "backrooms, backrooms, back...rooms...BACKROOMS!">backrooms
>>219165284
>>219165235>Trailer in 40 minutes, im already scared boneredhmmm
WHERE'S THE FUCKING TRAILER
>>219165710The Complex ate it
>>219165710THEY FUCKING BLACKED IT INTO THE BACKROOMS FUCK
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THIS SLOP
ok but seriously though, tell me this isn't the hottest woman alive right now
>>219165776What if Zendaya's playing a female Still Life in The Backrooms movie?
>>2191657761000 yard cock stare
>>219138677AND he got dubs?
>>219137029Good thing I'm a huge racist or I might be tricked into watching this garbage
>>219165776this isn't the hottest woman alive right now
>>219165861filtered
>>219165710we have to wait until 12PM PT I guess
>>219165919cool we can make a new thread in time for the trailer
if its like Cube but for zoomers it might be pretty good. i'm not up on zoomer creepypasta lore, but, dont they all die? like, you cant actually escape, right?I know the whole thing was based off of some shitty short story posted on /x/ after someone posted a picture of an empty hobby store being remodeled or some shit and all the monster stuff came later...will zoomies be mad if they take creative liberties ?
>>219137029AAHHHHH NI-
>>219140886Imagine the smell before he died
>>219166202if he doesn't put shrekbob in the movie im going INSANE
>>219155949You're kidding right>Computer bring up the Warwick Davis program on the holodeck ..
>>219138677*chirp*
>>219144232I disagree I disliked hereditary and midsommar for the shallow message retards probably got from it, but the ancient cult pedo satan vagina worship weaved through those two and the vvitch was pretty elaborate, and even though the end of midsommar looks like a girl power moment, I really feel like it was more of a Freudian thing because she was high as shit on hallucinogens. I would never probably sit through any of those again but I can think of things that were good about them. In this case however it looks to be that they have taken Kane Pixels found footage anthology and turned it into "Us:2 electric jigaboo"
>>219160885Alex Jones would never touch Israel He is still paying off his fine for when the judge found out he was Bill Hicks after he pointed out that Sandy hook seemed fake (which it does since they were hosting an armed shooter drill there for feds in that town on that day which is why cops weren't allowed in and they demolished the school afterwards)
>>219148703Sort ofBut this isn't a battle royale, it's just endless repeating inexplicable space It's like they fell into downloadable ram
>>219166521https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KJqmhpd-S8I dunno about today's Alex Jones as I haven't watched any of his stuff since like 2014, but he used to go off on Israel all the time, old Alex Jones took no prisoners.
>>219166615Fair I know he was saying 9/11 was being set up before it happened Modern AJ is captured though
>>219166348>THE THING
>>219160333>triple 3'sNice. Yeah lorefaggotry is what kills most horror/mystery. If you try to explain it the scariness disappears because your mind does most of the work for you thinking about what it could possibly be. Lots of horror movies do the same mistake in their sequels.
>>219166348"black man" is confirmed
>>219137029Bmww again. Kane is a astroturfed Jew confirmed.
>>219138798Black ppl don’t believe in changing smoke alarms
>>219141024>>219141163>>>/pol/
Is The Front Room and The Backrooms in the same A24 cinematic universe?
>>219138944It’s a repost
>>219140494went on x and theyre talking about the tape being some kind of marker for the noclip zone or something. it's lore, chud
>>219137029>>219137093>Black guy>White womanNo way fagAlso it would have been original to have masked characters.
10 minutes...
ITS OUThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HjdiohVOik
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THE BOYS
>>219169055KINO, I hope they put in the slides too
Despite laughing at the posters I think it looks pretty good desu
>>219168986>>219168989ok i am sold
There he is!
Backrooms will never be good, not with that shitty tangled mess of wires they decided should be the monster
>>219169691most likely they're not going to include that monster, pretty sure kane moved past it long time ago
Should have kept the Lake Mungo style of the youtube series imo. The clear cut narrative with a specific protagonist makes it lost its charm.
>>219140636GEM
if 4chan isn't credited as a "Special thanks" in the credit, then the creators are frauds.
>>219169987Public domain
>>219169987they need to put yotsuba at the end of the credits or the hacker known as anonymous will come
>>219137029why does it look like a generic movie lmao it ruins the entire appeal
Looks boring
>>219170038Kane directed some non VHS scenes for the youtube series, too but they are less invasive than this. A24 probably asked him to make the film more "cinematic" since Wendigoon is not gonna make a 1 hour analysis on the release day. It is all casual horror film audiences this time.
>>219170038Yeah, this has zero sauce.
>>219169055AMOGUS
On the bright side, if this is successful, we might finally get the Creepypasta adaptation chain from A24 and Neon. Happy Appy movie, when?
>>219170293I can't wait for the Jackie Chan Tulpa movie
>>219170337A faithful Jack the Killer movie with every cringe momment faithfully adapted is my wet dream.
>>219169540...who?
Remember that ONE attempt at a cinematic adaptation of an internet creepypasta?
why hasnt anybody attempted an SCP movie? rights autism?
>>219170523to be fair slenderman fell off because of those psycho girls who ritualistically murdered their friend in his name
>>219137029>>219137093>I need my posters to look like my lead actors are getting raped in their bootyholes>"we got you"
>>219138036it is fucking awful, generic horrorslop. Exact opposite of a backrooms movie plot.>gonna suicide my friends because the therapist didn't believe me about the spooky dimension at my shitty store!thanks a24https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wek9dIw2uVM
>is that... a hallway?!?! LOVECRAFTIAN HORRORS BEYOND MY KEN
>>219170574That real crime case makes him spicier if anything. Slenderman fell off because there is no story attatched to him, only a bunch of poorly photoshoped pics. He got stale pretty quick. Marble Hornets is considered to be The Slenderman Lore, but that is already a film series on its own and actually respect the atmosphere of creepypasta.
>>219137029>>219137093>black man and woman MCsPass
>>219170611A hallway that you cannot get out. Imagine your own house but the door got blocked by concrete.
>>219170719Go out the other door anon jeez you're dumb. Do you not have any windows or doors on your house? Only one door?
>>219170687'black man and woman' sounds like a superhero duo
>>219170683>Slenderman fell off because there is no story attatched to himyeah and I mean everyone has to be aware that Backrooms could wind up the same way.
>>219170719Never leave only one way out of a room, dumbass.
>>219138677why did they get a ugly ass nigger to play as the protag, can't they at least find a more handsome one
>>219137029Does literally every single Hollywood adaptation have to be filled with Niggers and Foids?!??
>>219170472The real star of the film!
>>219171014the hollywood jews grooming kane, telling him it is a must to add them to his movie if it is to be on the big screen and how everyone will like him more and give him updoots for being inclusive (zoomer bait)
A24 films be like:>Satanic>Pagan horror>Feminism>Satanic again for the 50th time>Btw, Satanic
>>219170683>That real crime case makes him spicier if anythingI agree personally, but for normies and prudes they find it generally in poor taste and would respond negatively to a film seeking to seemingly profit off of a real world tragedy like that. Sorry I don't make the rules
>>219170809Atleast the backrooms have a specific description of what it is. Slenderman has fuck all.
>>219171140and it still works because America is a Christian country. We revel is seeing Satan getting BTFO like he's supposed to
>>219171140This is made by a random kid, and it's about another dimension, there's nothing satanic about that dimension, it's just another dimension layered directly next to ours that has various entrances to it in our world.
>>219170683Slenderman fell off because it was a fad without substance
>>219138762Mark Duplass is kino though
>>219169055LET'S GO
>>219171285Creepypasta has no substance. But Slenderman lacks a story. It is much easier to adapt Jeff The Killer, Happy Appy, 1999 or even fucking Eyeless Jack than Slenderman. Atleast those creepypasta have story.
>>219171140You forgot the >White Males badpart
>>219137029>>219138677>>219168989The Blackrooms
>>219138677>THIS SUMMER>*falls through the floor*>IMAGINE A WORLD.....>"AYO DA FUCK THIS SHIT!">....WHERE YOUR FRIENDS LIE AND SAY THE CEILING IS CHIRPING>"GOTSDAM THEM LIGHTS BE BUZZIN">BUT YOU DON'T HEAR NO NUFFIN....>"I FINNA BOUNCE OUT DIS BITCH">....THIS MAY>*humm from the lights*>GET READY TO EXPERIENCE>"Ayo the fuck was that">*jumpscare*>THE BLACKROOMS>*titlecard*>5/29/26
>>219171699>*faintly heard as the trailer ends*>sheeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
>Oh let's see what A24's latest horror film is about>Femoid>SatanicPfftttt
>>219138677Sovl.
>>219171224The youtube series is made by Kane almost solo. This movie has big studio interference, it is not gonna feel the same.
>>219172326But he's literally the director.
>>219171894the funniest thing about this flick was that all the reviews were saying it was the scariest movie in years and it wasn't even that scary. didn't even use it's gimmick of scary audio to it's max potential
>>219172348Director under 11 different producers, with one of them being James Wan. Don't be naive, this is just a Hollywood slop pretending to be soulful.
>>219137029A black midget? Woke has gone too far
>>219172408It is such a futile gimmick because literally every horror film uses scary as fuck audio and music. Horror filmmakers nowadays are unable to make horror flick like the old times anymore and have to rely on gimmicky trash to sell their films.
>>219140020the proper term is "browngrade" sir
When is the inevitable Myhouse.wad movie?
Mandela Catalogue would have been great if Alex Kister didn't shit all over it with fucking claymation and stall the main story for years. Atleast his series hasn't been contaminated by Hollywood yet.
>>219172918Soon. Ellen Page as the protagonist ( if she didn't kill herself before that happens ).
>>219172918How would you do it?Because an important facet of Myhouse's intrigue is that you go in expecting a cute little DOOM recreation of a guy's house and it turns out to be this weird House of Leaves treatise on his life and nightmares
>>219173054Isn't the main character a troon? That's already A24 material. Stuff like DOOM assets can be easily adapted into hallucinations consist of generic monsters.
>>219173110>Isn't the main character a troonno clue
>>219173146There is a sequence in game where the male and female toilet swapped place. It seems very personal, too.
>>219173238Are you sure that's not just mirror world nonsense?Because the mirror world is a big part of the game
>>219173264If you read enough blogs written by transgenders, you will know that the mirror holds a significant spot in their mentality. They have a habit of looking themselves in the mirror to see if their "real selves" have come out of the shell yet.
