>It wasn’t quite the opening weekend that Warner Bros. wanted for They Will Kill You, to put it delicately. Despite rolling out the red carpet for director Kirill Sokolov’s latest, including a splashy premiere at SXSW in Austin, Texas this year, the bloody action/horror flick didn’t live up to expectations at the box office.https://www.fangoria.com/they-will-kill-movie-box-office-opening/Kek! When will they get it?
>>219139194warner bros... it's over...
I have no idea what this movie is even about.
>>219139241violenceslop
>>219139194>Russian filmmaker moves to America>is made to direct woke slop that flopshumiliation ritual?
>>219139194It was fun to see this trailer roll right after the one for Ready or Not 2. I was like "It's the same fucking movie."
>>219139241WYPIPO EVILWYPIPO RICHWE SAMURAI WE WUZ KANGS!WE WUZ KAAAAAAAAANGS!
What's hard to understand about final girls needing to be blonde and pretty?
>>219139355They worship browns
>>219139241The plot follows Asia Reaves as she takes a job as a housekeeper at a mysterious New York high-rise, The Virgil, uncovering a Satanic cult that practices human sacrifice for immortality.Asia discovers her sister, Maria, is part of the cult and initially spared from sacrifice, but ultimately chooses to sacrifice herself to save Asia.Asia fights her way through the cultists, ultimately defeating the leader Lilith and the possessed pig's head, and resurrects Maria by altering her own name's inscription.
>>219139194That's too bad, she seems nice and has very nice legga. But with that being said, I have 0 interest in this movie and would never pay to watch it.
>>219139355For sure dude. I, a 4chan poster, would totally turn this ugly bitch down.
>>219139194They keep pushing for theatrical for these movies that would thrive on streaming.
>>219139194>Evil Satanist lady became an evil Satanist because the Satanists were the only ones who accepted her relationship with a black man
>>219139355*Redheaded and pretty.
>>219139319Kek
>>219141766Nearly the same plot of Ready or Not 2
>>219141884If she removes the nest on her head i'd hit
>>219139194Is there any nudity in it?
>>219139241wypipo weird and bad, poc good
>>219144669Ew no
>>219144669it's too late, of course.
>>219139241brown women kills White People
>>219141884Reminder that this casting killed a stunt double
>>219141884Uglier than her comic counterpart
>>219144669Majority of modern movies don’t have nudity, anon.And the movies that do usually only have Male nudity (usually Man Ass) because Female nudity is considered sexist and can cause a movie to get an X-rating.
>>219139194YouTube wouldn’t stop shilling this movie.
>>219148831The movie!
>>219139194I thought it was ready or not 2
>>219139194More woke trash bombs disastrously.
>we are very committed to diversity in film>however 100% of the evil people in this movie are whiteThey couldn't even make them a diverse Burger King club like the bad guys in Robocop?
>>219139241Probably something about white people killing innocent blacks and then the blacks get revenge.
>>219139355Not everyone can be an effective lead = ppl want to root for you + watch you for 2hr. Simple logic. Side characters can scowl with rage/anger but it's one-note (downer?) for a lead. Hero's journey is hardwired, even if perverse (skilled ppl know how to do this)
The Libcuck discord will completely ignore this threadKWAB
>>219151001they don't WANT to. Everyone knows this is all just fan fiction for libs at this point.
>>219151001Robocop has like 2 non-white criminals in total
>>219141766>black women>named Asia Lmao who do they think they’re fooling
>>219139241DEY KILLIN US
>>219139194>black She is mixed
Can anyone remember the last time the villains were all black? no white bad guys.
>>219139319Meanwhile blacks
>>219144560You are black and she only fucks white men >>219148959You are brown and ugly af
>>219139194> a b-list movie with minimal advertising bombs at the box office in a era where movies are struggling financially already shocker
>>219139194I saw an ad for this on discord. I knew then it was going to be a failure.
>>219153650These are pretty much just made to sell to streaming services after they bomb in theaters
>>219139194I liked it, it was funBut I don't buy my tickets, I've got Regal Unlimited and I saw it in theater with nobody else>>219139241Thats the best way to watch a movie
>>219139194Thank the lord.
>hot mixed woman white husband Yet gets put in these slop movies why do they hate them so much reminds me of Elle with the forspoken game and the resident evil Netflix series poor woman
>>219139194They should make a movie where Ana Foxxx rides big juicy chud cock.
This was a blast, people are going to love it once they actually see it.Problem is ticket prices, I use a subscription so I feel comfortable going to any damn thing. I never would've paid $20 to see this, but I DO pay $20 a month to see everything. They need to make subscriptions the only option.
>>219141884>I'm a weak pussy slaveYes without a second thought I'd turn her down. Hopefully I wouldn't react in a way that made her feel bad because I'm a hecking good person unless she deserves it them nm
>>219151919she looks like a tranny
>>219158428Thank you blast-haver
>>219158428>This was a blast, people are going to love it once they actually see it.lol no
>>219139310Being Russian is a lifetime humiliation ritual.
>>219139194never even heard of it
>>219141884A stuntwoman died so this ugly bitch wouldn't have to put on a helmet
>>219139241WYPIPO DONTT SEASON DEY MOVIES
>>219158428This nigga blast'n off!
Remember this?
You can tell there was an earlier version of this that was purely White People Bad since every white character is bad and every black one is good, but they changed it to Rich People somewhere along the way. Doesn't matter, point of the movie is the cool death scenes and production design.
>>219158428Bet you like it when tyrone blasts his seed in your wife
>>219139310Where do you think liberal woke commie ideology came from?
Weird how browbeaten chuds are that they can't understand that movies can be bad.
>>219161817jews
>>219161697>filename
>>219139194I heard about it maybe a year ago, the trailer looked fun, and I considered that I would watch it if the reviews were above 3.5/5.Fast forward to it being released and there is absolutely no fucking publicity, I have not even had an Empire review turn up in my Facebook feed. Obviously whoever WB paid to publicise it even being released thought they'd just take the money and do nothing, figuring they'd be distracted by the Paramout/Netflix takeover dramas, and if asked where the money went they'll just mumble something about "algorithms" to cover it up. if you don't even bother tell people your film is out no wonder nobody will see it. Only capeshit, Pixar, and Awkwafina films with inbuilt large fanbases will do your publicity for you.Lazy advertising fuckwits.
i like this actress but would never watch a movie made after 2020
>>219151889I will be really disappointed with her parents if her brother's middle name isn't "Timetothe".
>>219161988When they repress this for too long they end up setting a woman on fire or something.
>>219162123This but 2012.
>>219159504hot
>>219162722This but 1999
>>219139194what kind of name is Zazie Beetzfuck off, ape
>>219162123>but would never watch a movie made after 2020>>219162722>This but 2012.You fuckers are retarded.Godzilla Minus One, Top Gun Maverick, Mission Impossible Rogue Nation & Fallout are fucking fantastic.
>>219162775>Godzilla Minus One, Top Gun Maverick, Mission Impossible Rogue Nation & Fallout are fucking fantastic.
>>219162859Fuck you contrarian trash.
>>219162767A white German name.
>>219162775>Godzilla Minus One,decent>Top Gun Maverick,quite shit>Mission Impossible Rogue Nationmeh>Fallout are fucking fantastic.pure dosghsit
>>219139194I like the movie Jackie Brown. I saw Foxy Brown which it's based on and I liked that too. Why can't they make that?
>>219162767Zazi Beetz sounds like something Dracula Flow would say
>>219139241It's about you needing to stop being so racist to blacks
>>219164742Please stop beating the shit out of disabled women on public transportation. That will help.
>>219139194Honestly it's the fact that it's like the kajillionth movie they made with this premise. Fucks sake a sequel to a movie with this premise (Ready or Not 2) was released during the same week. The John Wick over-choreography also has to go.
>>219162767>>219164712Never saw Zazie at the Metro?>>219163087It's French but her father is a German BWC Chad
>>219151919>>219141884Is there a reason black men don't like black women having their hair like this but white men do?
>>219164831I literally haven't seen anything made after 2013. Unironically, even. However I have seen and smelled zaza on the metro.
>>219139194did racism, all forms of it, kill yet another movie?
>>219164859okay I posted this before I looked at picrel and realized it's a 1960's film... Still sounds like something Dracula Flow would say
>>219164858I like hair straight and shoulder length.
>>219151001hey that's the guy from that thing
>>219161988gender swap days are actually fun because everyone treats it as the joke it is
>>219165259...
>>219165259>gender swap days are actually funum no
